Chapter 186 Ning'er's Face Control Research
System 118:
[Host, your exclusive VIP audience is here! Expression: Addicted to beauty, strict supervisor! Please begin your performance!]
Dongfang Yuning took a deep breath and focused her attention on her great cause. She closed her eyes and let her consciousness sink into her mind.
Brain Seminar: Painless Childbirth and the Beauty Revolution
[118! 118! Emergency assembly! The first representative conference of the Facial Control Research Institute begins now!]
Dongfang Yuning was beating drums and gongs in his mind.
System 118: [Received! Your sweet little friend (also a troll) is online! Host, please give us your instructions! What is the theme of this meeting?]
Dongfang Yuning rubbed his hands excitedly:
[The theme is, of course - how to create a wonderful child who is incredibly handsome from birth, has an exceptional IQ, and can help his mother, me, suffer less and quickly regain her beauty!]
System 118:
[Understood! Target locked: SSSR-level peerless beauty (with a thoughtful mommy gift package included)!
Requirements breakdown: First, a comfortable birthing process; second, rapid postpartum recovery; third, maintaining the mother's appearance; fourth, maximizing the baby's basic attributes! Please prioritize!
Dongfang Yuning:
[Of course I want them all! What choices do adults make! But if I have to rank them... well, painless has to be first! I don't want to experience that kind of heart-wrenching pain! And then there are the stretch marks!]
Absolutely not! Not even one! My belly must be smooth and white like jade! And my postpartum recovery must be fast!
We need to quickly return to peak form! Finally, it's about our son's looks and intelligence. While this will likely be inherited from me and his dad, we need to achieve perfection! The icing on the cake!]
System 118:
[Understood! The database is frantically searching... Combining the host's spiritual spring space advantage, a preliminary plan has been formed!]
[Project 1: Upgraded version of the 'Painless Ascension Pill' (codename: Floating in the Sky)! Based on the original version that paralyzes pain nerves, it adds Lingquan essence and 'Joyful Flower' extract.
The host is guaranteed to feel like... uh, walking on clouds? Like their soul is leaving their body? In short, it's just exhilarating! Side effects might include giggling and chattering?]
Project 2: Supercharged Time Rewind Cream (Codename: Just Like a Newborn)! Powerfully repairs damaged cells and fascia, contracts the uterus, tightens the skin, and eliminates all stretch marks!
The effect is comparable to a Photoshop microdermabrasion + facelift! Guaranteed to leave the body looking more tender and firm than before giving birth! The ingredients are a bit pricey, though; they require thousand-year-old snow frog oil and ten-thousand-year-old clam pearl powder...
[Project 3: 'Swan Neck, Ant Waist, Peach Hips' All-Round Care Set (Pregnancy Edition)! Specially developed for body shape changes during pregnancy, Lingquan base,
With special massage techniques, we control weight gain, provide precise nutrition, and prevent swelling and mommy hips! We will make you the hottest pregnant woman in Yanmao!
Project 4: 'Fairy Baby Cultivation Fluid' (for internal and external use)! Internal use: Spirit Spring Essence + Brain-boosting Herbs (Polygonum multiflorum, walnut extract, etc.) + Beauty Enhancement Factor (Pearl powder and grape seeds from another world, supposedly?);
External use: Customized prenatal music (Mozart + Beyond + the host's singing voice?), light and shadow stimulation (beautiful picture projection), daddy's bass reading ("The Art of War", "Governance"?)... Strive to win at the starting line from the moment the fertilized egg is conceived!
Dongfang Yuning's eyes lit up when he heard this:
[Okay, okay! 118, you're awesome! Let's do this! If you don't have enough materials, go to the space warehouse and get them! If you don't have enough points, buy them on credit! For my little one, I'll fight!]
【but……】
She suddenly thought of a key question.
[That 'floating ecstasy' pill, will it affect my ability to exert force if I feel too good? Don't just giggle when the time comes, or I'll get stuck halfway...]
[System 118: ...The host is very considerate! It was my negligence! Immediately patch! Add the 'Precision Force Assistance Program'!]
Ensure you feel comfortable when you need to, and automatically switch to "Hercules" mode when you need to exert force! Intelligent control, safe and worry-free!
【besides,】
118 added,
[Given the prince's supervisory nature, it is recommended to put the 'Daddy's Bass Reading' project on the agenda so that he can also feel involved, so that he doesn't always feel that the host is doing something dangerous.
For example, have him recite the Book of Songs or... "Man's Virtue" to the host's stomach for an hour every day?]
Dongfang Yuning:
[Poof! 'Man's Virtue' is alright, but reciting the 'Book of Songs' is a great idea! Let's do it!]
She seemed to have seen the scene where Nangong Ye recited "Guanguanjujiu, on the island in the river" to her belly with a serious face. It must be very (funny).
Realistic Operations and the Supervisor Prince's Doubts
The meeting in his mind was in full swing, and Dongfang Yuning in reality was not idle either.
She opened her eyes and began to work on the workbench.
The movements are smooth and flowing, with a kind of focused beauty.
She first poured out some extremely clear liquid with a faint glow from a crystal bottle labeled "Spirit Spring Liquid" and put it into a white jade bowl.
Then, he would use a delicate little silver spoon to accurately take out a small amount of powder or viscous extract from different bottles and jars and add it carefully.
Nangong Ye sat not far away, his eyes never leaving her.
He watched his little wife moving among the pile of strange things like a busy and happy little bee.
Those eyes, which were usually clear and bright, were now sparkling with a light that he had never seen before, called "wisdom" and "fanaticism".
He couldn't understand what she was doing. The powder and liquid mixed together sometimes emitted a slight glow, sometimes produced a pleasant aroma, and sometimes... well, a small wisp of strange-colored smoke would emerge?
Whenever smoke came out, Nangong Ye's body would instantly tense up, his eyes would scan the area sharply, and he would only slowly relax after confirming that there was no danger.
He even wanted to stand up and take a look several times, but was stopped by Dongfang Yuning's look and gesture of "Don't worry, husband".
He saw her pick up a small jar of light pink paste, dip a little with her finger, and carefully apply it to the inside of her arm. Then she closed her eyes and felt it carefully, muttering to herself:
"Absorbency 90%, perfect moisturizing, the scent's longevity remains to be seen... Hmm, stretch mark killer number one, initial success!"
Then she mixed some blue powder and green liquid in a small glass bottle. Gently shaking it, the liquid gradually turned a dreamy, starry purple, shimmering with tiny golden lights. She shook the bottle proudly, "IQ +10! Appearance +10! The alpha version of our exclusive nutrient solution for our little one is ready!"
Nangong Ye: “…”
Although he didn't understand those strange words, he still knew "baby" and "nutrient solution".
His Ning'er, is preparing something for their child?
An indescribable warmth and sense of pride instantly surged into my heart.
His baby, even the pregnancy was so unique, so... amazing?
But... can those things really be eaten/used?
Looks a little... dangerous?
A trace of doubt arose in Nangong Ye's heart, but looking at Dongfang Yuning's confident and shining profile, he suppressed the doubt.
His Ning'er was sensible, and... those bottles and jars did look beautiful, and... expensive? Shouldn't that be a problem?
System 118:
[Host! The prince's look gradually changed from 'supervisor' to 'unclear but impressive' and 'my wife is amazing'! Very good, the trick was a success! Keep it up!]
Dongfang Yuning was very proud:
[That's right! This princess's scientific research capabilities are truly remarkable! But... 118, are you sure drinking that starry purple nutrient solution won't give me diarrhea? I'm a little worried...]
System 118:
[Don't worry! Anything produced by this system is a masterpiece! At most... some rainbow-colored poop? After all, appearance is justice, and even diarrhea should be unique!]
Dongfang Yuning: […Thank you!]
At this moment, Dongfang Yuning seemed to have encountered a problem.
She frowned and sighed at a small electric furnace that had just failed to refine an elixir and was emitting black smoke:
"Oops! I didn't control the heat well again! The pleasure factor of the Floating Yuxian Pill has been burned out again! This is the third time it has happened!"
Nangong Ye immediately stood up, walked to her side, and asked with concern:
"What's wrong, Ning'er? Are you okay?"
He looked at the small stove emitting black smoke, his brows furrowed.
Dongfang Yuning pouted and pointed at the small furnace, aggrieved:
"Husband~ It bullies me! It always fails! I want to make a pill to make childbirth less painful, but it just won't listen!"
A pill that makes childbirth less painful?
Nangong Ye's heart suddenly tightened!
Is his Ning'er studying this?
Is it because you are afraid of pain?
Thinking of the possible pain that childbirth might bring, Nangong Ye's face turned three shades paler in an instant, and he was even more nervous than Dongfang Yuning!
He immediately pulled her into his arms, patting her back soothingly with his big hands, his voice softened eight degrees:
"Don't be afraid, baby. Let's not research it anymore. Let's not research it anymore.
My husband will find the best doctor and midwife in the world to make sure the baby suffers less, okay? These things are too dangerous, what if they hurt you?
He looked at the smoking thing and found it extremely annoying.
Dongfang Yuning shook his head in his arms:
"No! I don't trust others to do it! I want to do it myself! I want the safest and most effective one!"
She raised her little face, her eyes were stubborn and serious,
"Husband, please help me~ Can you help me control the heat? You have deep internal energy and your control is very precise!"
Let her give up?
impossible!
The obsession of a mother who is obsessed with looks is scary!
Nangong Ye looked at her determined eyes, feeling both distressed and helpless.
He sighed and finally compromised:
"Okay, husband, I'll help you. But you have to promise me that you won't take any risks. If you feel uncomfortable, stop immediately!"
"Yeah! Ning'er is the most obedient!"
Dongfang Yuning smiled instantly and gave him a kiss on the face.
Thus, the style of painting suddenly changed.
The ruthless and decisive Prince Yong began to use his extremely pure inner strength that could split mountains and break rocks to carefully... help his wife control the temperature of a small electric furnace, just to refine a pill that would make her feel ecstatic when giving birth.
System 118:
[Hahahaha! Prince's new skill: Humanoid precision temperature controller! Host, your operation is amazing!]
Let the big boss be your fire-burning girl and cross it out, you alchemy boy! This system admires you! 】
Dongfang Yuning commanded:
"Husband, a little to the left! Yes, yes! Hold steady! Ouch, the temperature is too high! Pull it back a little! ...Perfect"
She looked at the alchemy furnace that had finally stabilized under Nangong Ye's precise control, her eyes sparkling.
[118, record data! Wangye brand temperature controller, excellent results! Consider mass production (not)!]
In the room, one was directing seriously and the other was operating cautiously, and the atmosphere became unusually harmonious (?) and funny.
The journey of the Face Control Research Institute has officially taken its first solid and silly step with the "strong" support of a prince who dotes on his wife.
System 118’s complaints and internet memes will become the most cheerful background music in this scientific research journey.
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