Chapter 209 "Cute" Weapon Show
The army camped at a certain distance from the suspected meeting place, without hiding their whereabouts, with an absolute confidence and sense of oppression.
The spies quickly reported back:
"Your Highness, Princess, the remaining leaders of the Canglang Tribe are indeed meeting with the leader of the Cologne Tribe in the valley ahead. Over five thousand cavalry have gathered around them, and it seems they are determined to join forces to fight against the royal army!"
Nangong Ye's eyes turned cold.
Dongfang Yuning smiled and patted the back of Nangong Ye's hand:
"My dear husband, it seems that we haven't given enough gifts. Since they don't want to be decent, then we will help them be decent."
She turned her head and looked towards the distant valley, her eyes gradually becoming sharp and excited:
[Xiao Lingling, work begins! Access to the Future Arsenal is open! Today, we're not going for a violent aesthetic, but rather... a cute style!]
Pick out the cutest little cuties that look the least like weapons, but whose explosions are sure to cause incontinence! Give them a psychological journey they'll never forget!
[Command received! Commander! The 'Cute Scare' package is loading! Filtering for you... Ding!]
Recommended: 'Rainbow Butt Bombs', 'Pop Candy Shockwaves', and 'Itchy Powder Cloud Generators'! Guaranteed to be visually adorable, but with maximum psychological impact! Includes a cleaning function to reduce environmental pollution!
AI Zero's electronic sound was filled with a certain kind of mischievous excitement.
[Poof! Master! Did Zero learn bad things from you? What a ridiculous name! But... it sounds exciting! This system is ready to record this historic moment!]
118 just watched the fun from the sidelines and didn't mind the trouble.
In the valley, the leaders of the Canglang and Cologne tribes were having intense discussions.
Suddenly, the outer sentries let out a cry of terror!
"The sky! Something is flying over here!"
"It's not an arrow! It's... it's a colorful ball?!"
In the blue sky, more than a dozen round, colorful balls that looked like oversized children's toys, dragging cheerful colored smoke, swayingly flew towards the valley where they gathered!
It's not fast, and even a little clumsy and cute.
"What the hell is that?"
The big man in Cologne looked confused.
"It's a new trick of the Yan people! Be careful!"
The wolf leader was still frightened and shouted a warning.
However, those colorful spheres did not fall directly down, but exploded one after another with "puff puff puff" sounds dozens of meters above their heads!
There was no deafening roar, no sky-high flames, only—
“Puff~~~~”
A large cloud of extremely gorgeous, rainbow-like...colored smoke!
It quickly spread and covered the entire valley!
The smoke also has a strange, sweet aroma!
"Ahem! What the hell is this!"
"My eyes!"
"Oh no! Is it poisonous?!"
The coalition forces were suddenly in chaos, and all the men and horses were frightened!
However, this colorful smoke does not seem to be toxic, it just blocks the vision, and the sweet smell makes people dizzy and nauseous if they smell it for a long time.
Before they could recover from the attack of "rainbow fart"——
The second wave of attack is here!
This time, dozens of fist-sized objects that looked like irregular crystal jelly beans fell with a crackling sound in and around the coalition camp.
"Jelly beans?"
Some soldiers were curious and wanted to pick it up——
“Buzz——!!!!!”
Those "candy beans" suddenly made an extremely sharp, high-frequency, yet intermittent noise!
It was like countless fingernails scratching glass, or like a nursery rhyme with a very high decibel tone!
And there is no pattern, sometimes it rings and sometimes it stops!
"Ah! My ears!"
"Head! My head is going to explode!"
This high-frequency disordered noise is extremely damaging to hearing and nerves!
The war horses were the first to be unable to bear it, neighing and jumping in panic. Many soldiers also covered their ears in pain and rolled on the ground. Their fighting power collapsed in an instant!
This is not over yet!
The third wave of attack follows!
Several white balls that looked fluffy and soft, like giant dandelion seeds, slowly fell down.
After the previous two experiences, no one dared to underestimate these "cute" things anymore!
They all hid away in fear!
The ball of fluff fell to the ground with a soft "puff" sound, and exploded into finer, almost invisible white powder, which quickly spread with the breeze.
"A-choo! A-choo!"
"Ugh...hahahaha...it's so itchy! Hahaha!"
"What's going on?! My whole body is itchy! Hahahaha I can't stop!"
The soldiers and horses that were contaminated by the white powder began to laugh uncontrollably and scratch their bodies!
It was so itchy that I laughed so hard that tears streamed down my face. I couldn't even hold my weapon, let alone form a formation and charge!
The scene suddenly became extremely funny and weird!
The entire valley coalition was in complete chaos!
Colorful smoke blocked the vision, devilish sounds filled the ears and destroyed the nerves, and the itching all over the body destroyed the fighting spirit... Five thousand cavalrymen were thrown to the ground by these "cute" weapons, crying for their parents and making a huge fuss!
Many people were so scared that they peed their pants!
On a high slope in the distance, Nangong Ye hugged Dongfang Yuning, looking at the valley below that was like a group of demons dancing wildly. The corners of his mouth twitched, and for a moment he didn't know what expression to make.
Dongfang Yuning in his arms was laughing so hard that she was shaking with pride:
"Look, my dear! It works great, doesn't it? It's both environmentally friendly and hilarious! I guarantee they'll be traumatized by the sight of rainbows, jelly beans, and dandelions for the rest of their lives!"
Mission accomplished! The target camp's physical and psychological collapse rate has reached 95%! Cleaning robots have been dispatched. The rainbow smoke and itching powder residue will be completely decomposed in one hour! Reporting to the commander, the land has been plowed!
AI reported zero results, with a tone that hinted at seeking praise.
Nangong Ye shook his head helplessly, lowered his head and kissed the top of the head of the little devil in his arms:
"Ning'er's cuteness is really...powerful."
He raised his hand and said coldly:
"Dragon Feather Guards, Mountain Ghost Camp, attack! Surrender and we will spare your life!"
The Longya heavy cavalry and Mountain Ghost special forces, who had been ready for battle for a long time, rushed into the valley still shrouded in rainbow smoke and filled with strange laughter and screams like tigers descending the mountain.
What they faced was almost a group of "defeated remnants" who had completely lost the will to resist and could only laugh wildly and scratch.
The battle...or rather the reception, went exceptionally smoothly.
The leaders of the Canglang and Kelong tribes were brought before the horses of Nangong Ye and Dongfang Yuning with deathly pale faces.
They looked at the woman in red wearing a white fox cloak and a beautiful smile, their eyes filled with unprecedented fear, as if they were looking at a devil in the skin of an angel.
At this point, two large tribes on the Beidi grassland that had some strength and evil intentions were completely "incorporated" in a way that they could not understand at all and even felt humiliated.
The vast grassland was finally truly incorporated into Yanmao's territory, and it also cleared the last obstacle for Dongfang Yuning's "Deep Grassland Tour" plan.
The legend that "Princess Yong holds the rainbow punishment in her hand and can make the whole army itch with just one smile" has become a terrifying and bizarre story that is passed down orally among the tribes on the grassland and is talked about with fear.
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