Chapter 93 Princess Fuxing's "Newlywed Nuclear Weapon" R&D Plan
The two waves of "leeks" from Tiangong Pavilion made a lot of money, and the air in Kyoto was filled with the smell of gold. However, our lucky princess Dongfang Yuning mysteriously disappeared in the midst of everyone's eager eyes, especially Nangong Yue's.
She locked herself in the "Hundred Workshops" in the deepest part of Prince Yong's Mansion, where the security was comparable to that of the national treasury. At the door stood the black-armored guards arranged by Nangong Ye, who could not even let a mosquito in.
Even Nangong Yue, who was closest to him, was ruthlessly blocked outside the door.
"Aunt! Aunt! Open the door! What are you fiddling with in there?"
Nangong Yue pried through the crack of the door, her voice sweet and urgent, like a kitten scratching its heart and lungs,
"Have you developed some new 'Star Tears'? Or a pill that can make people fly? Let me see! I promise not to tell anyone!"
Inside the door, there was complete silence, with only the faint rustling of paper rubbing against each other and the occasional, strange gurgling sound of something cooking.
System 118 plays background music in Dongfang Yuning's mind:
[Ding! Host! Target Nangong Yue's curiosity has skyrocketed! Door crack frequency: three times per minute! Coquettish skills continue to activate! Suggestion: Release smoke bombs!]
Dongfang Yuning was looking at an extremely "bold" design sketch, his eyes shining, without even looking up:
[Shh! 118! Stop arguing! Inspiration is bursting! This is a major project that concerns Yueyue's lifelong happiness (and my future piggy bank)! Let her scratch! Even if she scratches the door, she won't be able to get in! This princess is playing a big game.]
Nangong Yue returned home in defeat, and immediately rushed into Fengyi Palace, hugging her mother, Queen Dongfang Qiwu's arm and began to roll around coquettishly:
"Mother! Mother! Please take care of my aunt! She's been hiding for days, acting so secretive that she won't even see me! Does she no longer love me? Or is she researching some weapon to destroy the world?"
Empress Dongfang Qiwu was annoyed by her daughter's pestering. She reluctantly put down the palace affairs booklet in her hand and rubbed her forehead:
"Yu'er, your mother doesn't know what your aunt is doing. She has a bad temper and does whatever she wants. Even your father can't figure her out."
She was also wondering in her heart:
[Ning'er, that girl, went into seclusion right after cutting leeks... Could she really be researching something shocking?]
Thinking of her sister's great achievements, the Queen suddenly felt her eyelids twitching.
In Fengyi Palace, the mother and daughter were scratching their heads at each other, but Dongfang Yuning in Baigongfang had entered a state of selfless "scientific research"!
System 118 projects a virtual design board:
[Host! The first draft of the Wedding Night · Phantom Killer series design is complete! Please review! Style 1: Galaxy Charm (deep V backless tassel style)! Style 2: Flame Rose (strap hollow armor style)! Style 3: Night Elf (lace see-through feather style)... Ouch! Warning! Fabric usage rate is less than 10%! Trigger the approval alarm?]
Dongfang Yuning's face flushed red, but her eyes were extremely excited:
[Passed the review? Art! Do you understand what human aesthetics is? What does it mean to be half-covered while holding a lute? The key is to make Fox Shen scream at the first sight, and preferably... hehe, to make his fox waist flash! Only then will it be worthy of our Yueyue's natural beauty!]
She picked up her pen and added a thin gold chain design on the waist of the "Flaming Rose".
System 118 switches to the pharmacy interface:
[Drop! The formula for the Blooming Twin Flowers Painless Cream has been optimized! The concentration of Lingquan Essence has been increased to 35%, and it incorporates trace extracts of Datura flowers (for powerful soothing effects), Tianshan Snow Lotus Heart (for moisturizing and repairing), and Millennium Stalactite Powder (for promoting healing)...
Host, this formula will not only make it painless, but even an iron tree will bloom! I guarantee that Fox Shen... cough, I guarantee that Her Highness the Princess will feel like she's descending into the clouds, floating in ecstasy!]
Dongfang Yuning carefully stirred the paste in the crucible, which was glowing with a dreamy pink and purple fluorescent light, and smiled like an aunt:
[Tong, you understand me! Yueyue is my beloved niece, so of course her first time must be perfect! After they use it, word of mouth spreads...
Hehehe, Yueji Pavilion's 'Wedding Night Happiness and Worry-Free Supreme Gift Box'! Pricing? Starting at 100 taels of gold! This wave of leeks is the voluntary blood donation of married men and brides-to-be!
After a period of hard work, mainly fighting wits and courage with fabrics, needles and thread, and the pot of increasingly fragrant plaster, Dongfang Yuning's "secret nuclear weapon" was finally successfully developed!
N sets of wedding robes that are enough to make holy monks return to secular life and make vixen feel ashamed are perfectly presented by the skillful hands of top embroiderers who have signed the highest level of confidentiality agreement and will punish the offenders with nine generations of their family!
The jar of pink and purple Twin Flower Cream, which exudes an alluring sweet fragrance, was also placed in a small mutton-fat white jade jar and sealed tightly.
Dongfang Yuning looked at the two huge golden nanmu boxes in front of her, which exuded a faint wood fragrance, and smiled with satisfaction like an old mother (a profiteer).
One box contained a surprise for her queen sister Dongfang Qiwu, and the other was a "wedding gift package" for her beloved niece Nangong Yue!
System 118 simulates the bursting of fireworks:
[Ding! The 'Husband's Armor Set' & 'Wedding Night Nuclear Weapon Gift Pack' have been packaged! Host, your business territory is about to expand into the blue ocean of the 'boudoir economy'! The stars and the sea are just around the corner!]
Dongfang Yuning's inner villain laughed wildly with his hands on his hips:
[Wahahaha! Sister! Yueyue! Are you ready to receive this princess's love (scythe)?!]
It was a sunny day. After Emperor Nangong Yu finished his duties at court, he suddenly felt like going to Fengyi Palace to have lunch with the Empress.
As soon as he reached the palace gate, he saw Prince Yong Nangong Ye who had also been "summoned", and... the bewildered groom-to-be, Shen Xiaoyun, who had been forcibly dragged here by Nangong Yue.
Just as the three of them were about to step in, the heavy vermilion-lacquered door of Fengyi Palace slammed shut from the inside! There was also the distinct sound of the lock being locked!
Three men who stood at the pinnacle of power and appearance were instantly locked outside the door and looked at each other in bewilderment.
Nangong Yu: “???”
[My Fengyi Palace, I can't enter? ]
Nangong Ye: “…”
[Ning'er is in there? What's going on?]
Chen Xiaoyun: “???”
Who am I? Where am I? Why was I pulled in here and turned away?
Then, Dongfang Yuning's clear and excited voice came from inside:
"Brother Aye! Brother-in-law! And the Shen family kid! The three of you, wait outside! No one is allowed to come in until you are told! If you dare to peek, you will bear the consequences!"
The tone of dominance was unquestionable.
System 118 monitors the outside of the door in real time:
[Ding! The target trio's confusion value +100%! Curiosity +500%! Especially the target Chen Xiaoyun, whose face is filled with the expression 'weak, helpless, but sensing something big is about to happen'!]
Dongfang Yuning paid no attention to the door and rubbed his hands excitedly:
[Forget about those stinky men! Sister! Yueyue! Hurry! Come here! I have something good for you! It's guaranteed to be a surprise!]
The three men outside the door could only stare at each other, standing there like gatekeepers. The atmosphere was very awkward.
Nangong Yu roared inwardly:
[Dongfang Yuning! You little bastard, what are you up to again! You locked me out of my palace?! You're such a traitor! But... Ning'er said she had a surprise for Wu'er? Could it be... (His face flushed at the thought of a possibility) Ahem... Then wait a minute?]
Nangong Ye's face was expressionless, his mind thinking: [As long as Ning'er is happy. Locking the door? There must be a deeper meaning. Chen Xiaoyun? Stay away from the door.]
Chen Xiaoyun put on a gentle smile, but his inner alarm bells were ringing: [My aunt is so mysterious... She even specifically asked me to wait outside... Why do I feel a chill on the back of my neck? This 'surprise'... Could it be for me? Or for Yue'er? I have this ominous feeling...]
He rubbed his waist subconsciously.
Unboxing moment in Fengyi Palace!
Inside the palace, all the palace maids and eunuchs had been cleared out by Dongfang Qiwu in advance, leaving only the mother, daughter (aunt and nephew).
Dongfang Yuning, like a little squirrel offering treasures, pointed at the two huge golden nanmu boxes on the ground, his face lighting up:
"Sister! Yueyue! Come on! Open it and take a look! I prepared this for you personally! It's one of a kind!"
Dongfang Qiwu and Nangong Yue exchanged a glance, both intrigued by their sister's (and aunt's) display of affection. They each walked towards their respective boxes.
Click
With a slight sound, the box lock opened.
The moment the lid was opened——
Dongfang Qiwu's chest:
Neatly stacked inside was a set of... "battle armor" that was hard to describe in words!
The main colors are noble gold and mysterious black.
The upper body is an extremely slim-fitting, almost translucent black lace tube top, embroidered with a phoenix pattern with wings spread out in gold thread, and key parts are decorated with tiny black pearls, which is glittering and colorful, and has both charm and majesty!
The lower body is a high-slit lace long skirt in the same color, with faint golden tassels at the hem, which shines brightly as she walks.
The outfit was accessorized with a sheer black gown embroidered with golden cloud patterns and a pair of obsidian-studded stiletto heels.
Next to it was a small box made of the same golden nanmu wood, which contained a cream with a rich rose fragrance (label: Fengyi Jiutian Revitalizing Essence Cream).
Even though Empress Dongfang Qiwu was the mother of the country and had experienced many ups and downs, she felt as if she had been struck by lightning and was petrified in an instant!
Her eyes widened, and her cheeks flushed at a visible speed, spreading all the way to her ears! She pointed at the things in the box, and her voice changed:
"Ning... Ning'er! What... What is this?!"
System 118 laughs like a screaming chicken:
[Ding! The Empress is visually impacted by the 'Charioteer's Nuclear Weapon'! Her health bar is completely depleted! Shame level is MAX! Host, the effect is outstanding!]
Dongfang Yuning put his hands on his hips and smiled proudly:
[Hey, sis! Surprised? Unexpected? I've designed the 'Phoenix Nirvana Charioteer' just for you! Paired with my exclusive 'Revitalizing Essence Cream'!]
I guarantee you'll make your brother-in-law scream... cough, I guarantee you'll make him completely devoted to you, unable to take his eyes off you! As for those beauties in the harem (although they've been cleared out by your brother-in-law, but... to prevent future trouble), we're professionals in controlling your husband!]
Nangong Yue's box:
The contents inside made the soon-to-be-married princess transform into a steam engine with a "boom"!
The main colors are dreamy pink and purple and pure moon white.
A set of "Galaxy Shimmering" battle robes with extremely bold design and very little fabric!
The upper body is a tube top embellished with tiny crystals, and the lower body is a tulle miniskirt of the same color with an absurdly high slit, covered with a layer of flowing gauze with a pattern of stars and moons. When she moves, it is as if the galaxy is draped over her body, pure and sexy!
The outfit was completed with lace stockings and thin-strap high heels inlaid with moonstones.
There is also a small jade jar (label: Twin Flowers in Bloom·Worry-Free Cream), which emits a sweet and attractive floral and fruity fragrance.
The most amazing thing is that at the bottom of the box there is a book called "Newlyweds' Handbook·Practical Guide (Yueji Pavilion Special Edition)" with beautiful binding and aesthetic painting style (but extremely "practical" content)!
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
Nangong Yue let out a short scream and suddenly covered her face with her fingers spread wide apart. Her eyes were brighter than the tears of the stars, her cheeks were so red that blood could drip out, and it seemed as if there was real steam coming out of her head!
"Auntie! You...you..."
She was so embarrassed that she couldn't even finish her words. Her heart was pounding wildly. All she could think about was how Shen Xiaoyun would look when he saw her wearing this... Help! This was too embarrassing! But... it seemed... I was a little excited?
System 118 data boiling:
[Ding! Her Royal Highness has been critically hit by the 'Newlywed Nuclear Weapon' combo! Her health bar is empty! Her shame level is off the charts! My anticipation is secretly rising! Host, you're going to cause trouble! Something big!]
Dongfang Yuning jumped up and down, a look of "Praise me!" on his face: "How's it going, Yueyue? Isn't my aunt really nice?" 'Glittering Stars' jersey!
Guaranteed to make Fox Shen fall head over heels at the sight of it, making her scream with ecstasy! Combined with my unique 'Worry-Free Cream', I guarantee your wedding night will be filled with joy, not pain!
And that guidebook, with all the illustrations and text, guaranteed to teach you until you master it! This is my aunt's painstaking work! It will be the treasure of Yueji Pavilion from now on! A gift box worth a million taels of gold! Hahahaha!]
Dongfang Qiwu and Nangong Yue, mother and daughter, looked at each other with red faces, and saw shock, shame, and a hint of understanding and helplessness in each other's eyes.
Ning'er (my aunt) has a truly remarkable way of thinking! Giving her sister and niece wedding "battle suits" and "miracle medicine"?
Still thinking about mass production and selling it for money?! This operation is unprecedented and will never be repeated!
"Ning'er..."
Dongfang Qiwu took a deep breath, trying to suppress the heat on his face, his voice filled with pampering and helplessness.
"You...you keep thinking about this..."
She didn't know what to say.
Nangong Yue also put down her hands that were covering her face. Although her cheeks were still red, her eyes were sparkling with a little excitement and cunning:
"Aunt...you...you are so...amazing!"
She carefully touched the "Glittering Galaxy" and it felt smooth and cool. The crystal on it reflected a charming light under the light.
"So... that Worry-Free Ointment... does it really work?"
System 118 patted his chest and guaranteed: [Damn! This product from the host must be top quality! Spiritual spring concentration 35%! The effect is amazing!]
Dongfang Yuning patted his chest, with a look of "trust me, it's right": "Of course! My aunt and I made this by hand, it's the essence of Lingquan! It's guaranteed to work!
Everyone who has used it says it’s great! (Whispering) When you try it, remember to give me feedback so I can optimize the formula and sell it at a higher price.”
Dongfang Qiwu looked at his sister's greedy and smug look, then looked at his daughter's shy and curious look, and shook his head and smiled helplessly.
She picked up the "Phoenix Nirvana" battle robe from her box, and her fingertips brushed across the exquisite golden phoenix. Suddenly, a mischievous light flashed in her phoenix eyes, and she looked at Dongfang Yuning:
"Ning'er, you prepared such... special 'gifts' for your sister and Yue'er, but what about you?"
Nangong Yue also reacted instantly, and her big eyes "swish" looked at Dongfang Yuning, full of malicious light:
"Yes! Auntie! Your wedding to Uncle Yong is just around the corner! Where's your battle robe? Where's your Worry-Free Ointment? You can't be partial to one and treat the other the same, right?"
System 118 Alert: [Ding! Host! Fire warning! Queen and Princess activate their 'counter-kill' skills!]
Dongfang Yuning's proud smile froze instantly:
[Hey?! Wait! This…this…I…I'm a developer! I don't need…Ah! Sis! Yueyue! What are you looking at?! Help! Brother Aye!]
Outside the door, three men pricked up their ears, unable to hear the specific words, but able to "hear" the inner voices:
When Nangong Yu heard the words 'Phoenix Nirvana: Husband-Controlling Robe', 'Revitalizing Essence Cream', and 'Make My Brother-in-Law Scream', his face flushed red and he almost choked to death on his saliva:
[Ahem! Sister-in-law! What…what did you prepare for Wu'er?! To…to control her husband?! I…I need…I feel a little bit of anticipation for some reason. What's going on?]
When Nangong Ye heard Ning'er's inner voice, his icy face remained unchanged, but his ears turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his eyes were as deep as the abyss:
[Glittering stars? Yue'er's...battle robe? Howling? Worry-free ointment... Ning'er made it herself...]
His eyes swept towards the tightly closed palace gate, as if he could see through it and see the little figure inside.
[Ning'er...where's mine?]
When Shen Xiaoyun heard Dongfang Yuning's inner voice, he felt as if he had been struck by a nine-day divine thunderbolt! His fox eyes widened to the extreme, his handsome face instantly flushed red, his breathing stopped, and his mind went blank! His kidneys inexplicably tightened:
[Aww? Sprained…sprained waist? Worry-free ointment? Illustrated guide?! Little…little aunt!!! You really are my aunt!!! This 'surprise'…is too exciting! Yue'er wearing that 'Glittering Stars'…(nosebleeds almost) My waist…(suddenly feels a little sore)]
At this moment, the palace door creaked open a crack.
Dongfang Yuning blushed, poked his head out like a frightened little rabbit, and shouted to Nangong Ye:
"Brother Aye! Quick! Take me away! Sister and Yueyue are going to rebel!"
Nangong Ye reacted extremely quickly. With a flash of his body, before Dongfang Qiwu and Nangong Yue could catch him with their "evil" smiles, he grabbed his future little princess into his arms, pointed his toes, and flew away in an instant!
Leaving behind the gate of Fengyi Palace were three men with different expressions, and inside the palace gate, the queen and the eldest princess were holding "battle robes" and smiling like cats stealing fish.
Nangong Yu looked at his empty arms (Wu'er's battle robe was still inside!), then looked at Chen Xiaoyun who was beside him with a look of despair (imagining Yaozi's future fate) and a soul wandering away, and finally looked in the direction where Nangong Ye disappeared holding Dongfang Yuning, with a "kind" yet "dangerous" smile on his lips.
"Ning'er, Ning'er..."
His Majesty the Emperor whispered to himself,
"You've prepared such wonderful gifts for your sister and niece... Then your sister and I... must think carefully about what kind of wedding gift we can give you to be worthy of your kindness..."
He glanced in the direction where Nangong Ye disappeared, his eyes meaningful.
Chen Xiaoyun came back to his senses with a start. He looked at the kind smile of his father-in-law, the emperor, and then looked at the faint laughter of the queen and the eldest princess coming from Fengyi Palace. He thought of the "Glittering Stars" and "Worry-Free Cream"...
He bowed silently and reverently in the direction where Dongfang Yuning disappeared.
[Aunt… your generous gift… Chen Xiaoyun… accepts it! ]
(Kidney: No! I don’t! I refuse!)
At this moment, Dongfang Yuning, who was being held in Nangong Ye's arms while escaping, had no idea that the "wedding nuclear weapon" she had carefully prepared had successfully planted the seeds of surprise in the hearts of several people at the top of the Yan Kingdom's royal family, and had brought about a very cruel counterattack for her own wedding night!
The "wedding box" of Fengming Jiuxiao Chamber of Commerce has not yet been launched on the market, but Princess Fuxing's own "wedding experience" has already become the most anticipated "big melon" in the entire palace!
System 118 emitted a gloating electronic voice:
[Ding! Host! The "Playing with Fire, Burning" achievement is about to be achieved! Please be prepared to receive the "love feedback" from the Emperor, Empress, and Princess! Prince Yong... seems to be looking forward to it too!]
Dongfang Yuning buried his face in Nangong Ye's arms and acted like an ostrich:
[118 Shut up! I'm doing this for my sisters' happiness! I'm sacrificing myself! Brother Aye, they're bullying me!]
Inner thoughts: [It's over, it's over. I've shot myself in the foot! My sisters will definitely take revenge! My wedding night... is doomed!]
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