Chapter 362: This is a fucking bad movie? ?
"Southern China, during the Beiyang era."
When the movie just started, there were these eight big words on the dark screen.
"Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road..."
But then, accompanied by the sound of singing, a bright picture appeared in front of everyone's eyes. First, an eagle flashed in the sky, followed by the sound of a train in the distance, and several white horses pulling the train appeared in front of everyone.
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Just by looking at this appearance, Xiang Fei's first reaction was that it was weird, and then he thought that this should be another direction that Yu Xiaoshu wanted to go.
It is completely different from other movies, and they want to attract audiences with this? ?
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The scene has now shifted to the train, where three people are eating hot pot and singing.
As a film critic, Xiang Fei is quite capable. He thinks that apart from anything else, from the beginning to now, the smoothness of each scene and the timing of transitions, Yu Xiaoshu is really good.
At this time, the three people were singing the song that had just begun.
"I, Ma, have traveled far and wide, relying on my ability to be both civil and martial, different from others. I not only want to eat, drink and have fun, but also want the beauty of nature and romance."
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While everyone in the train was chatting, the camera showed a gun outside, as if it was aimed at the train.
In the train, the three people were still enjoying the romance, but a group of soldiers did not eat anything. They were determined to protect the county magistrate's safety to the death.
Almost before the camera switched, the gun outside fired.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Then the camera turned to Zhang Mazi, played by Guo Zeqiang.
“Fuck!”
Suddenly, someone in the black fan room screamed in surprise.
Yes, if his girlfriend wasn’t next to him, even Xiang Fei would have wanted to scream.
This is totally fucking unexpected.
How did Guo Zeqiang participate in "Let the Bullets Fly"? ?
Oh my god.
Guo Zeqiang is an award-winning actor. If he was going to attend, why didn't anyone inform him beforehand?
You know, at the moment the biggest star in "Let the Bullets Fly" is obviously Guo Zeqiang.
You're an actor, and you didn't even show any skin before.
Something is wrong.
At this time, Xiang Fei suddenly sat up straight.
He did feel something was wrong.
You have to know that before this, Xiang Fei always thought that this movie was a fucking flop, a fucking scam, and a fucking trick to trick people into going to the cinema.
But what about now???
Guo Zeqiang, the movie king in the film industry, and not just a movie king, he is the only movie king who doesn’t care about money but only about the script.
Yes, different from Ning Fan.
Sometimes, Guo Zeqiang would even make a guest appearance for the sake of the good script.
“Why do I think this movie is okay?”
Li Ting, who was beside Xiang Fei, suddenly said.
Xiang Fei said: "Look again, look again."
Then the train overturned, killing everyone except the lady and Ma Bangde.
Until this time the screen went black again.
Let the bullets fly.
These four big words mark the official start.
"Dad, I've looked everywhere, but there's no money, no goods, and no silver. There are two people left alive. Do you want to kill them?"
As the screen brightened, Zhang Mazi directly set the alarm clock.
"Tell me where you hid the money. If you can't tell me before the alarm rings, you'll lose your head."
"ah…"
"Crying, crying also counts as time."
"Just say whatever you want to say."
"Ma'am, who are you?"
"I am the wife of the county magistrate."
"Disrespect, disrespect."
Zhang Mazi bowed to the wife of the county magistrate, and then said to Ma Bangde: "Then you are the county magistrate?"
Ma Bangde quickly shook his head.
Just at this moment, the alarm clock rang.
Click, click, click.
The others loaded their guns one after another and looked like they were about to fire at Ma Bangde.
"Rich, rich, rich."
Ma Bangde said at this time: "I accompanied the county magistrate into the city to take office. The county magistrate drowned. Now there is no money. When you take office, you will have money. When you take office, you will have money."
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"This Ma Bond is quite smart."
Xiang Fei saw this and made a note in his little notebook.
It's all details.
And it's very real.
Ma Bangde was actually afraid of being killed, so he pretended to be Master Tang.
That’s really smart.
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"Who will take over if the county magistrate drowns?"
"I."
"Who are you??"
"Master."
"How dare you, a legal advisor, pretend to be a county magistrate?"
“No one knows what the county governor looks like.”
"How many times have you done this?"
"Twice a year."
"How many years have you worked there?"
"Eight years."
"Eighty-eight-sixty-four, you've made six million four hundred thousand?"
"He, the county magistrate, made 6.4 million. I'm not his boss, so I only make a small amount."
“Never failed?”
"Don't fight with your hands. It's all about your brains, not blood."
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This series of dialogues between Zhang Mazi and Ma Bangde is amazing.
The society of that time was displayed nakedly and vividly.
Money is spent to buy an official position, and then the official position is bought to make money.
In short, it’s all about making money.
Don't worry if the train gets hijacked.
Don't worry if someone dies.
Because these people were hired by Ma Bangde, no one will investigate and no one will investigate.
The lines are crisp and clear.
The pace is quite fast.
More importantly, there is no nonsense.
Xiang Fei has temporarily put aside the idea that "Let the Bullets Fly" is a bad movie.
This is a fucking crappy movie??
This was Xiang Fei’s first reaction.
This is definitely not a bad movie.
He checked the time. It was only less than 7 minutes in, but the rhythm of the entire movie didn't seem like it was written by a newcomer at all.
powerful.
So fucking strong.
After Zhang Mazi finished talking with Ma Bangde, Zhang Mazi decided to take a bunch of his younger brothers to take over Echeng.
That's right.
Zhang Mazi wants to personally pretend to be the county magistrate and take office in Echeng.
Let Ma Bangde continue to be the legal advisor.
Let the county magistrate’s wife continue to be the county magistrate’s wife.
There is nothing wrong with everything.
Next, Zhang Mazi changed his outfit and rode on horseback to take office.
At the gate of Goose City, there was already a group of people welcoming them.
The styling is exaggerated.
The makeup is also exaggerated.
The dancing is equally exaggerated.
But he was trying very hard, and it seemed that he took Zhang Mazi's welcome very seriously and was quite polite.
Just as they were entering the city, they noticed a portrait of Zhang Mazi pasted on the city gate, which was so exaggerated.
Let's welcome the county magistrate.
At this time, Ma Bangde, who was pretending to be a legal advisor, began to read the letter of authorization.
As soon as he finished reading, there was a sudden shout: "Mr. Huang has arrived."
Only Hu Wan and Wu Zhuangyuan were seen coming.
"Good luck to Mr. Huang."
At this time everyone shouted in unison.
Ma Bangde introduced Huang Silang to Zhang Mazi as a tyrant in the South who was engaged in the big business of trafficking in human beings and reselling opium.
"Mr. Huang is too busy to take the time, so he specially sent Hu Wan, the great official of the Huang Mansion."
"Wu Zhichong, the training instructor of the Huang Mansion."
As the two men talked, they opened the sedan chair.
There was a hat in the sedan chair.
"Courtesy and politeness, welcome the county magistrate."
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Seeing this scene, Zhang Mazi turned around and said, "Here comes with bad intentions."
But Ma Bangde whispered at this time: "You are the one who is coming."
Indeed, in Ma Bangde's opinion, Huang Silang's family was the local tyrant, and they were just kneeling down to beg for food.
As they entered the city, it looked as if they were being watched through a telescope.
At this moment, the camera flashed.
“Fuck.”
“Oh fuck.”
"Oh my god."
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At this time, everyone was completely furious.
Even Xiang Fei was a little confused.
It's really confusing.
How is this possible? ?
In Xiang Fei's opinion, this is simply impossible.
Absolutely and completely impossible.
He never thought of that.
Why the hell is Ning Fan also here to participate?
Ning Fan is Huang Silang.
Ning Fan and Guo Zeqiang have never gotten along.
Everyone knows.
These two people are the kind of people who are so close that kings don't even meet each other.
What a result.
These two fucking people actually worked together directly.
What is happening???
Can anyone tell me what is going on???
Many people don’t want to pay attention to the plot at this time, but they are really convinced by the so-called cast.
From Zhang Mazi to his actors, no matter which one they are, they are all amazing talents.
But that’s not all.
This fucking guy invited Ning Fan here again.
Two great movie stars.
What lineup is this?
If the cast of this movie were announced online.
No ifs.
At this time, the Internet was completely in an uproar.
When Huang Silang appeared, many people had already posted it online.
"I'm telling you, you probably won't believe it, Ning Fan and Guo Zeqiang are working together."
"That's right. I guess you guys can't believe it either. These two movie stars actually collaborated."
"Between lives, between lives."
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The internet went into an uproar.
In the cinema, not only Xiang Fei and Li Ting, but also Su Qing and Su Dong were a little surprised.
Especially Su Dong.
He knew how difficult these two people were.
That's right.
It's just difficult.
And it’s not just difficult.
Su Dong’s friend once wanted to invite the two of them to work together, but still failed.
Ning Fan is easier to deal with. As long as you have money, everything will be fine.
But Guo Zeqiang is different. On the one hand, Guo Zeqiang only reads the script. On the other hand, Guo Zeqiang and Ning Fan have never gotten along. The two have said before that they will never cooperate no matter what.
Who would have thought that they would cooperate at this time.
Ning Fan and Guo Zeqiang.
"How did Yu Xiaoshu do it?"
Su Dong was a little confused.
"Dad, I've told you that even if you don't believe me, Yu Xiaoshu can do it. It's not just that I believe in him, many people believe in him, and more importantly, many people recognize Yu Xiaoshu's scriptwriting ability."
Su Qing, on the contrary, could guess some of it.
This must be because of Yu Xiaoshu's script.
Look at the first 11 minutes of the plot. Tell me, who wouldn't think this plot is good? ?
And there is such a turning point, or expectation, at 11 minutes.
Huang Silang was giving a warning. You know, the real person didn't come, and only came in a sedan chair. What's more important is that he was so sarcastic.
So what will Zhang Mazi do? ?
At the same time, why did Huang Silang's servant Hu Qian have to get a substitute? ?
Could it be that Zhang Mazi already knew what he was going to encounter? ?
In short, up to now, this can be said to have truly given everyone a sense of anticipation.
In the black fan room, many people have begun to doubt themselves.
“Did I do something wrong??”
"If nothing else, just based on Ning Fan and Guo Zeqiang, this isn't a bad movie."
"I've watched 11 minutes, this is really not a bad movie."
"Oh, seriously, Yu Xiaoshu's fans have won again, this is really not a bad movie."
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Not only the black fans thought so, but many people on the Internet also started discussing it.
"Hahaha, seeing Ning Fan and Guo Zeqiang, I think this movie is a sure thing."
"Yeah, I think it's safe, and who the hell said it's a bad movie?"
“What I’m trying to say is this a fucking bad movie??”
"Those who mock Mr. Yu, those who think Mr. Yu is not good enough, those who think Mr. Yu can't make a good movie, what do you want to say?"
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Be unyielding even when you are right.
Think about what Yu Xiaoshu went through.
Many people know it.
Basically, Yu Xiaoshu was always being scolded and saying something.
Then, these people said that Yu Xiaoshu’s filming seemed to be a rubbish.
In short, these people judged "Let the Bullets Fly" as a bad movie from the very beginning.
Meanwhile, in the cinema, the plot was still going on.
Do you remember what Zhang Mazi just said?
Sometimes, the dead are more useful than the living.
Zhang Mazi shot directly at the corpse.
Even Huang Silang was shocked.
"Why do we have to execute the bandits? Because they robbed government cars and hijacked the county magistrate. We execute them to let everyone know the consequences of resisting the government. When the county magistrate comes, Goose City will be at peace. When the county magistrate comes, there will be justice."
Ma Bangde was shouting slogans here.
At the same time, many people think that Zhang Mazi is really quite resourceful.
Of course, Huang Silang was very angry.
He thought that Zhang Mazi was looking for death by showing off his arrogance.
In short, moviegoers have different ideas.
At the same time, I am looking forward to the next plot.
"As soon as we entered the city, we started shooting. This is not something that can be dismissed with an 80-20 shot."
Hu Qian looked down and said.
“No hurry.”
Huang Silang said calmly: "Follow him."
Obviously, for Huang Silang, everything is still under control.
Then, when the camera turned, everyone almost burst out laughing.
“Fuck, do you have to be so funny??”
"Damn, this is too funny."
"Hahahaha, holding a gun in one hand and touching his chest with the other, and then he's still talking righteously."
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At this time, Zhang Mazi pointed the gun at the county magistrate's wife and said, "Brother, this time we are only here to rob money, not to rape women."
At this time, the county magistrate's wife cared even less.
That's right.
The county magistrate's wife said: "A day of marriage brings a hundred days of grace."
It’s very simple. The county magistrate’s wife just wants to be the county magistrate’s wife. She doesn’t care who the county magistrate is.
"Brother, you're welcome."
The county magistrate's wife patted Zhang Mazi's face and said.
What follows is the most glorious moment of "Let the Bullets Fly".
(End of this chapter)
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