Han Zeyu wanted to do a domineering wall-dong, but unfortunately, the crops around her were more than a meter tall, and she couldn't find a foothold. She could only hug her husband's handsome face and promised, "Don't be afraid, I won't abandon you."
"But you look so powerful. Would it be unfair for you to stay with me?"
"I'm not wronged, I'm not wronged. I'm telling you, I'm very loyal. I finally found you, so I won't abandon you."
Su Shien was puzzled: "Find me?"
Han Zeyu began to talk eloquently, "We are destined to be together, destined to be together in previous lives. It's just that we encountered setbacks along the way, which caused us to be separated. I have gone through untold hardships and fought my way out of the sea of blood and corpses just to find you and renew our relationship."
"Then wasn't the original Yu Ge'er you?"
"He left before we got engaged. He was heartbroken by that Zhao Yan, and then tricked by Qian Ning into jumping into the river. Let me tell you, this pair of bastards is nothing! When I first got here, I found them having sex in the woods by the river. It was quite intense. We are a legal couple who got married in a ceremonial ceremony, and we didn't even mention having sex outside. How could they be so excessive!"
There's no need to compare in this regard, right?
Su Shien sighed helplessly. Sure enough, it was the familiar tune. No matter how serious the topic was, if Yu Ge'er talked about it to the end, it would be more or less tinged with color.
I rubbed my husband's head, wondering what was in it and why he kept thinking about these things every day.
As the sun rose, they knew that Old Man Han, Zecang, Tiezhu and others would be arriving. The two of them held hands and strolled home.
On the way back, the two were still discussing Han Zeyu's identity.
To be honest, Su Shien was quite shocked because the scene that Yu Ge'er described to him was really suffocating.
A world filled with zombies, predatory plant spirits, and gigantic mutant animals—how terrifying would that be? And it was in that perilous environment that his son, Yu Ge'er, acquired his special abilities.
In that world, people without special abilities live as humble as grass. If a weak scholar like me were to go to such a world, I probably wouldn't be able to survive even a day.
"Hey! Don't let your imagination run wild. Just know how much effort I've put in just to be by your side. From now on, you must love me, care for me, and take care of me. You're not allowed to take concubines, prostitutes, or have mistresses. Even if I can't bear you children, you still have to pamper me. I'll write all this down in the house rules, and I'll ask you to put your fingerprints on it later."
Su Shien felt that the stricter Yu Ge'er's requirements for him were, the better. This showed that he cared about him, so he used these rules and regulations to restrain himself.
However, Su Shien was a little curious. What kind of punishment would he receive if he made Yu Ge'er angry?
Han Zeyu said as a matter of course: "If it's mild, you can give them a chance to make amends; if it's moderate, dig a deep pit and bury them alive."
The image of the big wild boar struggling at the bottom of the pit suddenly appeared in Su Shien's mind.
"If it's a serious case, it means you've cheated on me and are unfaithful to me. I'll cremate you and gather your ashes to feed to the bitch who seduced you. Let her eat you up, and then you two will be locked together for eternity. Then I'll find a younger, better-looking, more obedient handsome guy."
Su Shien was horrified at first, but after hearing the rest, his face turned green and he said firmly, "No! Don't even think about it!"
"That's what I want!"
"Don't even think about it!"
"I want to think about it!"
As the two of them talked, they became angry and stopped holding hands. They returned home in a huff. Su Shien went straight to the study, and Han Zeyu ate breakfast heartlessly.
Zhao looked at the eldest brother worriedly. Why was this kid doing something stupid again?
"Brother Yu, you two just got married and you're already arguing. This is not good and will hurt our relationship."
Han Zeyu munched on some sweet, sticky corn, which he particularly enjoyed eating lately, and replied vaguely, "It's okay. I'm just setting rules for him!"
It would have been better if she hadn't said it. Once she said it, Zhao became even more worried.
The cold war lasted until after lunch. This time, the whole family noticed that the atmosphere was wrong. They were working in the fields together in the morning, so why were they not talking to each other now?
Su Shien was studying in his study, trying to fill his brain with knowledge so that he wouldn't have the chance to think about other things.
After eating and drinking, Han Zeyu took a walk and went to the study with a pillow to take a nap, completely ignoring someone who was waiting for him eagerly.
You little brat, your eyes are almost glued to me. Let’s see how long you can last. I’ll sleep in the study and watch me seduce you in a simple and unpretentious way.
Han Zeyu, who wanted to take a nap, slept for the whole afternoon, and was awakened by the aroma of food.
He got up in a daze and found a piece of paper next to his pillow. He unfolded it and took a look. Han Zeyu folded the paper and put it away proudly.
At dinner, Su Shien picked up a piece of perfectly shaped corn from the pot with an expressionless face and put it in Han Zeyu's bowl.
Han Zeyu ate it all up with a smile.
Zhao heaved a sigh of relief upon seeing this; it seemed they were about to reconcile.
In the evening, Han Zeyu sat astride her husband's lap, face to face, and discussed with him a handprint on a piece of paper.
"Who do you think pressed this? Even though it's not clear enough, the palm prints are quite pretty. You said this person is quite honest. Just pressing one finger would be enough! Why did he have to press the whole palm? What do you think..."
Okay, stop talking. Su Shien skillfully overpowered a certain annoying person and shut up his chattering mouth with practical actions.
After a friendly exchange of ideas last night, the two of them were sticking to each other again early the next morning. They even sat side by side while eating, making others jealous.
Zhao finally found an opportunity and called Yuger to talk next door when he was alone.
Han Zeyu took out the newly-made family rules and showed them to his mother.
Zhao gasped when she saw this. The family rules were so overbearing and one-sided, it really made things difficult for Shi En.
"Mom, am I awesome?"
"Awesome, awesome! You're the best. I want to ask you something. When are you two planning to return to the Su Mansion?"
Han Zeyu was stunned for a moment. He was so comfortable at home that he forgot about going back. After careful calculation, he realized that he would have to go back in three days to prepare for the Autumn Examination.
Zhao nodded: "Three days is perfect, it's all right, you can go on with your work!"
Han Zeyu blinked and called out to Zhao.
"Mom, are you worried that someone will come from my uncle's place?"
When did this kid become so smart?
Zhao said awkwardly, "You and Shi En have been living at home for so long, the news must have spread a long time ago. I guess they are both far away and busy with the autumn harvest. In a few days, after they finish harvesting the land over there, they will definitely come over."
Han Zeyu expressed sympathy for this. He said that his uncle's family was not that bad, but the fact that they never took advantage of others was annoying enough.
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