Lin Mo, “…”
Indian gods? He couldn't help but gasp.
"Hey Xu Chu, this is the gift you give me for my wedding?"
"Is there a problem?" Xu Chu retorted, "The greatest fear of a ruler is having no successor. My lord, how many times have you and the Su family girl played cards, and there's still no progress."
As a subordinate, I must observe carefully and do everything I can to solve my lord's problems.
Lin Mo, “…”
In this situation, you should definitely avoid bringing up something that might be awkward to say.
You brought up this kind of thing in front of Su Qing'er and Sun Ruoxi, and even emphasized that you had played the landlord game many times.
Moreover, the landlord has been invited many times, but nothing has happened. What does that mean?
Dude, are you fucking crazy?!
"Thank you so much to your whole family!" Lin Mo couldn't help but say.
"Haha, my lord, we're practically family, no need to thank my whole family so politely, just thank me, Old Xu, it's enough!"
Lin Mo was completely speechless.
Xu Chu withdrew, and the minister sent by the new emperor of Great Xia presented gifts. "Your Highness, this is but a small token of our respect!"
Lin Mo took a closer look and saw that it was an extremely ornate sword.
He instinctively took the sword, looked down at its blade, as if gazing down from a high mountain into a deep abyss, its ethereal and profound depths seemingly concealing a giant dragon coiled within.
"Your Highness, this is the Panlong Sword, also known as the Dragon Slayer!" the minister told him. "This is the royal sword. The ancestors of the Great Xia used it to slay the white dragon and start a rebellion, and it has been passed down to this day."
"Holy crap!" Lin Mo exclaimed in shock, "The sword of the founding emperor of the Great Xia Dynasty!"
Are they using all the things from our ancestors as rewards?
This approach is either incredibly inefficient, or...?
Suddenly, Lin Mo felt a sense of pressure. "Could that fat, pig-like new emperor also be a very patient and stoic Goujian?"
He glanced at Yao Guangxiao instinctively, but the latter smiled and said there was no need to worry.
"Alright, since the evil monk has spoken, then everything is fine!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Lin Mo immediately took Sun Ruoxi's hand and bowed in gratitude.
Then, Zhao's descendants stepped forward one by one to present wedding gifts and blessings.
Then came the subordinates sent by the local high-ranking officials, who brought mostly gold, silver, and jewels, nothing special.
Lin Mo was quite pleased with this; their willingness to send gifts meant that they were openly willing to submit.
However, it was common knowledge that Lin Mo had no interest in money. Therefore, after the wedding banquet, he planned to sell all these items and use the proceeds to pay the soldiers.
After the gift-giving was finished, Xu Chu jumped out again, "My lord!" he said, "The gifts have been given, the vows have been made to heaven and earth, and you and the princess have sworn your love, but you are not yet husband and wife."
"Hey, the sword is properly sheathed, the wedding night is ready. Your Highness, what do you say? Should we start teasing the newlyweds?"
"Teasing the newlyweds" refers to the fun and games that take place in the bridal chamber in front of the guests, all for the sake of celebration.
Another function was that women in the Great Xia Dynasty valued chastity very much. Before marriage, they knew nothing, so they took advantage of the wedding night festivities to listen to some dirty jokes and learn some knowledge.
At Xu Chu's shout, Lin Mo's men started banging on the table and yelling, "Get in bed! Get in bed! Let's have a wedding night festivities!"
Sun Ruoxi's face turned deathly pale. It was hard to tell whether she was about to lose her virginity or if the wedding night pranks themselves had frightened her.
When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Lin Mo had no choice but to raise one hand and say, "If you all think it's time, then let's begin!"
The crowd erupted in cheers.
Xu Chu was the first to speak, "I heard that the women of the Sun family have two doors on their bodies!"
"That's right, both doors are very sturdy. Your Highness, will your things be able to fit through?"
Upon hearing this, everyone burst into laughter.
Lin Mo was going all out. He jumped onto the table and shouted, "Damn it, I am a diamond drill bit, I can drill through anything!"
"Really?" Xu Chu exclaimed. "My lord, please prove it?"
"You idiot, I'm fucking..." Lin Mo burst out laughing. "Fine, I'll prove it to you!"
After saying that, he picked up Sun Ruoxi and headed towards the bridal chamber.
"Let's start the wedding night festivities!" Xu Chu laughed loudly again, and then all the guests swarmed in to follow.
But just then, a voice came from outside the door, "The envoy from Qiuzi has arrived!"
Upon hearing this, everyone stopped.
Lin Mo subconsciously put Sun Ruoxi down and looked towards the door in surprise.
Then, another voice called out, "The Arab envoy has arrived!"
"The envoy from Dongpango has arrived!"
"The envoy from the Northern Barbarians has arrived!"
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