What's even more infuriating is that we have to act as its door gods...
"Damn it, you weren't telling the truth from the start!" the giant rat roared angrily. "If you had told me earlier that I would end up possessing this monster, I would never have..."
Before he could finish speaking, Puhang abruptly interrupted the giant rat, "Can't do what?" he retorted sarcastically, a cold glint in his eyes, "Can't choose immortality? Fine, I'll give you a chance to choose again. I can extract your soul from this monster."
Pu Hang's lips curled into a smug smile as he continued, "However, if your soul cannot find a suitable body to merge with at that time..."
He paused, a hint of cruelty in his voice, "Then don't blame me! Your fate is yours to bear."
The giant rat fell silent, as if stunned by Pu Hang's words.
Its eyes revealed deep fear and resentment; clearly, it did not want to die like this. It knew that once its soul was extracted and it could not find a new body, endless nothingness and annihilation awaited it.
And clearly, he didn't want to die...
"Hehe, how about it? Do you want me to help you extract your soul?" Pu Hang asked with a smile.
“Alright, Brother Giant Rat, let him help you extract your soul!” Lin Mo interjected. “As for the body, use mine. Hehe, don’t worry, it’s said that the host’s body can perfectly fuse with any soul, so you don’t need to worry about the fusion rate!”
"Holy crap, really?" The giant rat's eyes lit up immediately.
"Damn it, of course it's fake. I'm just fooling this bastard!" Lin Mo thought to himself. "You idiot, judging from your reaction, if it were real, you'd still want to sleep with me?"
But Lin Mo obviously wouldn't say it out loud.
Upon hearing Lin Mo's words, Pu Hang turned his head and asked, "And who are you?" His tone was icy cold.
"Me? The host!" Lin Mo laughed, "The one who was disobedient and gave you all a headache for half a day!"
"Give us a headache?" Pu Hang gave Lin Mo a meaningful look. "Kid, you really dare to flatter yourself!"
Lin Mo smiled ingratiatingly and continued, "I forgot to mention my name. My name is Lin Mo!"
Upon hearing this, Pu Hang's smile vanished instantly. "So it was you! I was wondering who was so bold as to come to this land in a mortal body. Oh, sorry, I misspoke. It was someone who possesses a tiny bit of divine power as their host!"
"Oh, you actually know my name?" Lin Mo said with a smile. "What an honor!"
“Of course! I personally brought your soul from Earth!” Pu Hang said bluntly.
"What the hell..." Upon hearing this, Lin Mo instantly lost his composure. "Did you bring me into this world, you son of a bitch?"
"Hmm?" Pu Hang spread his hands. "A loser who's about to die, and you're not happy about being brought here to enjoy yourself?"
"What? A dead loser who's about to die?" Lin Mo asked, puzzled. "What nonsense are you spouting?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, judging from your reaction, you probably still don't know!" Pu Hang said. "Let me ask you, when you were on Earth, did you work in IT? You were always pulling all-nighters. Either playing games or working overtime."
Besides that, are instant noodles, fried chicken, beer, and takeout food your constant companions?
"So what if it is?" Lin Mo retorted.
"Heh, so what?" Pu Hang laughed again. "Before you left Earth, did you often experience symptoms such as general weakness, heavy breathing, loss of appetite, and excessive sweating?"
"Then what?"
"Hehe, when a person is in a state of chronic fatigue for a long time, the body's immunity will decline, and the ability to eliminate cancer cells will decrease!" Pu Hang said. "Staying up late for a long time is a contributing factor to the high incidence of tumors!"
Lin Mo froze, his face wilting like a frostbitten eggplant. He opened his mouth, his voice filled with disbelief: "I...I have cancer?"
Pu Hang glanced at him, spread his hands, shrugged, and said with a hint of mockery, "Otherwise what? Did you think I'd be so bored as to tease you?"
Lin Mo's heart sank, as if struck by a boulder. He swallowed hard, trying to calm his inner turmoil, but his voice still trembled involuntarily: "This... how is this possible?"
Pu Hang chuckled, a playful glint in his eyes: "Heh, if you don't believe me, I can also extract your soul and send you back to Earth."
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo's pupils constricted sharply, and he froze as if struck by lightning. He stared wide-eyed at Pu Hang, a surge of indescribable shock and excitement welling up within him: "Let...let me go back to Earth?"
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