"What do you mean by sacrificing my beauty?" Lin Mo asked uneasily.
"It means exactly what it says!" Yao Guangxiao chuckled wickedly. "It means that Your Highness should use your unparalleled beauty to build good relations with the chieftains of Shu and then form an alliance."
"Holy shit!" Lin Mo immediately got goosebumps all over his body. His first thought was to sell his ass.
Could it be that the Feng chieftain is gay? Does he want me to become gay with him? And then whisper in his ear to get him to protect me?
Lin Mo glanced at Yao Guangxiao's expression again, and exclaimed, "Good heavens!"
"Damn you, you fiendish monk, are you tired of living? You actually want me to sell my ass?"
"My lord, what does 'selling your buttocks' mean?" Xu Chu asked, puzzled. "You can sell your buttocks? How about I sell my old Xu's buttocks?" Lin Mo: "..."
My dear Fan Kuai, you truly are a friend in need!
Ah, wait a minute! This guy doesn't know what "selling your ass" means, that's why he said that.
Moreover, even if it were a homosexual relationship, the scene of Chief Feng and Xu Chu getting together would be so predictable that even a pig could guess what it would look like.
Yao Guangxiao scoffed, saying leisurely, "Your Highness, in such a life-or-death situation, what's wrong with asking you to sell your body?" "Ah, yes, what's wrong with selling your buttocks?" Xu Chu echoed.
Lin Mo: "..."
"Did you two go mad at once?" Lin Mo said sternly. "Damn you, you wicked monk, why don't you go sell your body?"
Upon hearing this, Yao Guangxiao clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha! Your Highness, you should know that I am actually a monk. What, you want a monk like me to sell my body? Buddha will punish you!"
Lin Mo, “…”
"Oh, Your Highness, I know you want to talk about Xu Chu," Yao Guangxiao continued. "May I be so bold as to ask, don't you have any idea what Xu Chu's situation is? Let him go..."
Good heavens, I can't refute that.
However, it is impossible for me to sell my backside to gain allies, absolutely impossible!
So Lin Mo shouted, "Stop dreaming! Even if I starve to death, or jump off this cliff and die outside, I would never sell my body!"
Upon hearing this, Xu Chu became anxious. "My lord, are you really so willful?" he asked loudly. "What, are the lives of us loyal subordinates not worth you selling your asses once?"
What, are you saying that your mother, the people of Xichuan City, isn't worth you selling your ass once?
What, the lives of tens of thousands of soldiers under your command aren't worth you selling your ass once?
If it were Cao Cao, he would definitely rush to sell it!
After hearing these soul-searching remarks, Lin Mo was completely stunned!
This wave of moral blackmail sent shivers down his spine, making him feel like a million ants were crawling all over him. His mind conjured up an image of a sleazy-looking man dragging him to the bedside...
He could only weakly shout "Yamete!"
"Heavens above! Am I, Lin Mo, going to become the first transmigrator from Earth to be brutally violated?"
At that moment, Yao Guangxiao shook his head and said, "Your Highness, why is it so difficult for you to find a wife?"
"What? Getting married?" Lin Mo looked up abruptly. "Not gay?"
“Your Highness, although I don’t know what homosexuality means, I think I understand now. You’ve misunderstood!” Yao Guangxiao said.
"You damned wicked monk!" Lin Mo roared. "Can't you speak more clearly?"
It made me waste half a day of my time.
"Your Highness, I've made myself perfectly clear: I want you to sell your body." Yao Guangxiao retorted, unconvinced. "What does selling your body remind you of?"
"I..." Lin Mo was speechless for a moment, "Yeah, I messed up my mind."
Earth-related memes are really harmful!
"So, Your Highness, have you agreed to sell your body?"
Lin Mo fell into deep thought again. "Marrying a wife? Forming a marriage alliance with the chieftain of Shu to gain their support is a good idea!"
In ancient times, both in the East and the West, political marriages were indispensable.
That being said, I've been in the Great Xia Dynasty for several years now.
During this period, he first followed Lin Wenzhong in his campaigns, then was imprisoned, and then came to Sichuan, where he was again engaged in endless fighting.
"It feels like it's been years since I've driven with a young lady!" Lin Mo exclaimed.
Not only did he not drive, he didn't even touch the young lady's hand!
"Getting a wife sounds good! And if we're bored at night, we can play cards or something!"
Thinking of this, Lin Mo's lips curled up slightly.
So he asked, "Guangxiao, is it a marriage alliance with the Feng clan chieftain? His daughter..."
Seeing Lin Mo's expression, Yao Guangxiao immediately understood, "Not the Feng clan chieftain, but his mortal enemy, the Su clan chieftain!" The demonic monk replied, "As for the Su clan chieftain's daughter..."
Another chieftain? Does that mean supporting the enemy of the enemy as a local puppet regime, using one barbarian to control another? This kind of operation is quite common on Earth, and it's worth doing!
But the next sentence sent a chill down Lin Mo's spine. Yao Guangxiao's stammering answer meant something was very wrong!
"What, is the Su family girl ugly?" Lin Mo asked uneasily.
The chieftains of this world are the indigenous people.
To put it more bluntly, in Lin Mo's eyes, he was like Odbiao from Africa.
Although the chieftains of Sichuan had the right to choose their spouses, it seems that even the most beautiful natives would find it difficult to give birth to beautiful daughters, based on their genes.
Unless there is a gene mutation.
Or: That guy from Jiangxi who shocked the entire internet with a paternity test after 16 years of marriage!
“Your Highness, as you know, I am a monk!” Yao Guangxiao replied. “Whether a woman is beautiful or not is like the floating clouds in the sky. To me, all women are the same.”
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