"Don't worry, I will train your body well and transform you into a completely new person! And I will never hurt you!"
Wang Xingrui clicked her tongue, Xuan'er had learned bad things, she said the last sentence on purpose!
Su Yin didn't care. They all liked to say these things in private. "Okay, Captain, I'm yours now. Be gentle with me!"
After she finished speaking, she turned around and saw Wang Xingrui rolling on the ground with laughter. She deliberately pinched her throat and said, "Ruirui, and you, stop laughing at me! You have to teach me how to sing, hand in hand, mouth to mouth!"
"Okay!" Wang Xingrui nodded vigorously, then a lewd smile appeared at the corner of her mouth: "Xuan'er, are you being trolled right in front of me?"
After they finished chatting and laughing, it was finally time for the chaotic chorus.
However, several people were surprised to find that the order had been edited. They were supposed to sing "Rice Fragrance" first, but it was replaced by a song by Wang Xuefeng.
In the later stage, special effects of firecrackers and red lanterns were added, which really fooled a wave of barrages, but they were all wishing you a happy new year from somewhere.
"We should still be awake at this time!" Su Yin watched carefully: "I remember that I fell asleep on someone's legs, but I can't remember who it was."
The victim, Wang Xingrui, raised her hand and said, "Me, Xiao Xiao Su, do you think my legs are thick and plump when I sleep?"
"Maybe I want to eat ham?" After Su Yin said this, she was pressed under Wang Xingrui.
Lin Xuan'er was no longer surprised and continued watching the show.
Due to the length of the show, only the climaxes of most songs were edited, and some choruses with no special features were even cut out.
But the fun part remains.
"This must be photoshopped!" Wang Xingrui was stunned. She had no recollection of this scene.
As a special guest, Zhou Yiyang actually brought a lot of excitement to the evening. Looking at trending searches, his popularity was just as high as Yue Shao's. Many even thought that with Zhou's excellent variety show sense, a transition to a comedian would be a good idea.
And now he is actually singing love songs with Ma Jianning and his wife.
This song is Wen Yuan's signature song and is used in many dating shows, so the younger generation is also familiar with it.
"I think the barrage now represents my mood." Su Yin couldn't help laughing.
Even Lin Xuan'er looked confused. "Brother Yang, was he drunk? And Teacher Ma, I remember he drank white wine and more than a dozen bottles of beer that day."
The comments on the screen coincided with their thoughts:
[I thought it was a couple singing a love song, but why did it become Mr. Zhou and Teacher Ma singing in a duet, with the man's wife clapping and singing along?]
[The production team was so talented, they even photoshopped in pink bubble effects! These two must have been drunk!]
After this part, the three of them could hardly laugh anymore.
What followed was also a scene they had forgotten.
Someone requested the theme song from a legendary anti-Japanese war drama from the last century. It's a magnificent, righteous song, truly a good one. But in this context, it's filled with an incongruous sense of humor.
"I remember the prelude." Lin Xuan'er had already covered her ears. It was a subconscious self-defense mechanism.
"That wasn't the song I ordered, was it?" Wang Xingrui was completely unaware: "I think I went to the bathroom at that time."
"I ordered this song!" Su Yin said in a very low voice, "Didn't Brother Yang say that we can just order songs and sing them at random, just like at a KTV? My mom always orders this song every time she goes to a karaoke bar. It's just for fun."
On TV, everyone at the scene was stunned, and then Tang Yue suddenly stood up.
Just when the audience in front of the TV thought she was going to sing, Tang Yue walked directly to the front of the crowd and performed a set of military boxing that looked like drunken boxing.
Teacher Wang Xuefeng was extremely serious, singing this high-spirited war song with her abundant emotions. Combined with Tang Yue's military boxing, it created a magical and funny effect.
"Oh my god!" Wang Xingrui covered her face with her hands, laughing. "Luckily Tangtang didn't come, otherwise she would have gone crazy, right?"
"We're definitely the girl group with the worst image." Lin Xuan'er sighed. "That's just what our fans like."
Apart from hahahaha, the comments are all fans' confessions to Tang Yue.
Comedians assemble!
[I won’t watch this year’s Spring Festival Gala skit if it doesn’t have Tangtang!]
[Teacher Wang sang really well, Tangtang. Well, she really embodied the spirit of a peaceful and prosperous age!]
[The above person is too good at praising me. In my heart, Tangtang, you are the best boxer!]
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