Chapter 106 Preparation for entering B Station (4K)
Ever since the account Moonlight and Cat was created, the comment section has been divided into three types of people.
One type is the person who has already assumed that Moonlight and Cat are a couple and has started to ship them together.
One type is the people who think that Moonlight and Cat are not a couple yet, and hope that they can become a couple, and then start to ship them.
One type is the people who think that the accounts of Moonlight and Cat are operated by a company, that both of them are actors, and they hope that the two actors can become a couple and then start to ship sugar to them.
anyway.
The end is always bumpy! Unfortunately, Moonlight and Cat have never responded to this question, so netizens can only imagine it.
Now, since it involves the "fan question and answer session", it would be a bit disgusting if we still ignore the question that everyone cares about most, or give an ambiguous answer.
"What do you think, Lin Tian, how do you think we should answer?"
Gan Yanyu suddenly asked.
After all, when Gan Yanyu knew about this before, he ran to ask Lin Tian in a panic.
It was Lin Tian who told Gan Yanyu that it was a good thing for netizens to misunderstand like this.
It is only natural to throw the problem to Lin Tian now.
"this"
Lin Tian also touched his chin and fell into deep thought.
It’s one thing to cause netizens to misunderstand.
Admitting it yourself is another matter!
After all, it’s like if you write in your Tik Tok profile that you graduated from Peking University, people outside can guess whatever they want, and your fans can use it to promote it however they want.
Then everyone can just treat it as "for fun".
As long as you don't admit it yourself and don't use your Peking University status to flaunt or promote yourself, then there will be no problem and others will have nothing to say.
"What do you think?"
Lin Tian threw the question back to Gan Yanyu.
The girl lowered her head and squeezed the empty cup of milk tea in her hand, making a "crunching" sound.
"I"
“.”
The two of them just fell into silence in an inexplicable tacit understanding.
If Lin Tian said "Then admit it", it would seem that he was taking advantage of Gan Yanyu by making a video, which seemed a bit malicious.
Although he did have bad intentions, Lin Tian didn't know what Gan Yanyu was thinking. After all, she was a girl, so it was normal for Lin Tian to give her the right to choose.
Who knew that Gan Yanyu would actually throw it back.
Not if you really don't care.
I'm about to announce that my beloved wife is pregnant and we've been married for three years and now have a son! "Just tell the truth."
After a long silence, Gan Yanyu said.
"What is the truth?"
"We are not a couple."
Gan Yanyu said, "Friendship."
"oh."
Lin Tian nodded.
Indeed, this is the most standard answer.
no,
That's what I should say! What else can I say?
The silence that lasted for more than ten seconds between the two of them just now was the real problem.
Think of this.
“.”
Lin Tian choked again.
As for Gan Yanyu, no one knew what she was thinking.
She was the one who answered truthfully.
Now, another person is breathing air into an empty milk tea cup.
The girl took a deep sip, sucking the milk tea cup into wrinkles.
Then he exhaled again and restored the milk tea cup to its original state.
Stretching and shrinking.
In the quiet coffee shop, the sound of plastic expanding can be heard continuously. Transfer to manual work.
“.”
Afterwards, Lin Tian selected a few issues that netizens were more concerned about and discussed them with Gan Yanyu.
Next, we need to start thinking about the format of the video recording.
As the saying goes, when in Rome, do as the Romans do.
Since you want to join Bilibili, you have to record a video that is quite characteristic of Bilibili.
Just like the famous saying: If you stay on Bilibili for a long time, you will have a smell of Bilibili~ And compared with other platforms, the most typical feature of Bilibili culture is the two-dimensional elements.
"For example, your outfit is not two-dimensional at all."
Lin Tian explained something to Gan Yanyu while pointing at the clothes on Gan Yanyu.
White T-shirt and denim shorts.
Especially with such a good figure.
It’s so current!
Although the long straight black hair and the super comic legs do hit Mr. B's G-spot.
But first of all, Gan Yanyu did not show up.
Secondly, it was impossible for Lin Tian to let Gan Yanyu’s bare legs appear on camera.
"Then what should I wear?"
"Do you have any favorite anime?"
“Not really.”
"What about music anime? There's one called 'Autism Rock', have you seen it?"
The overlap rate between the film, television and animation works in this world and those in the previous life is as high as 60%. Many works have substitutes in this world.
As for which ones are there and which ones are not, Lin Tian, who has lived for 18 years, has not yet found the pattern.
"'Autism Rock'? What a strange name."
Gan Yanyu couldn't connect the two words "autism" and "rock" together and was full of confusion.
"Then you can just COS it."
Lin Tian clapped his fist and said.
Cosplay is the fastest way to integrate into the ACG culture.
Gan Yanyu COS Pochi-chan. Just thinking about it makes me feel great!
Gan Yanyu's somewhat innocent temperament is definitely a perfect match for Bochi-chan's socially anxious personality.
And, most importantly.
Pochi's COS costume is a pink sportswear, and she wears a pair of sports pants under the pleated skirt. It is a very strange outfit, and her whole body is wrapped tightly.
No part is exposed at all.
Children can feel at ease when they spend it, and adults can feel at ease when they see it.
"Ah, cosplay?"
Gan Yanyu showed an embarrassed look, "I don't think I can do it."
"Teacher Gan, are you still not confident about your appearance?"
Lin Tian found it a little funny, so he opened his phone, searched for Pochi-chan, and showed the picture to Gan Yanyu.
After seeing an anime character with pink hair, Gan Yanyu's expression clearly showed that he was lost in thought.
“I think this style doesn’t suit me.”
Gan Yanyu said seriously.
"Not for you?"
"Well, if you want to do a cosplay, there's a character I've been interested in."
"What?"
Lin Tian became interested.
Unexpectedly, our teacher Gan actually has his own understanding of Cospreay?
I saw Gan Yanyu searching for pictures on her mobile phone.
After a while, he gave it to Lin Tian.
“I came up with this”
Lin Tian took the phone and took a look.
Professional suit, OL uniform, half-frame glasses, black stockings and high heels. "No."
"Why?!"
Gan Yanyu sat up anxiously when she heard this, and said aggrievedly,
“This is an anime character I liked very much before.”
"Okay, okay, you like wearing this, right? Then in the new video, I will tell them that Moonlight is actually a 40-year-old greasy middle-aged uncle, and Maojiang is my personal secretary. Filming videos and other things are all tasks assigned by me."
What is Cosplay? This is role playing!
"Okay."
Gan Yanyu pouted her lips and stopped talking.
After hearing what Lin Tian said, it is indeed a bit inconvenient.
Lin Tian never expected that Gan Yanyu, who looked like an honest girl, would be interested in such a dress.
Maybe, the less she has, the more she wants to try? And Lin Tian certainly can't let her succeed.
What do children know?
In Lin Tian’s opinion, this kind of “queer lady” dressing style on the Internet platform is “purely skirting the line”.
If you put a row of people there and fire machine guns at them, there will be few innocent people.
"You should consider autistic rock."
If you only look at the character pictures, you may not get anything.
So, Lin Tian opened his mobile phone, searched for Bochi-chan's emoticon package, and handed it to Gan Yanyu to see.
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“Not bad.”
"Like a little pink pudding."
After seeing the emoticon package, Gan Yanyu obviously became interested.
"Yeah."
This is the charm of Pochi-chan.
"However, this isn't the only two-dimensional style."
"Yes, but you don't understand, so I'll introduce it to you."
In fact, if Gan Yanyu really has patience.
He can also introduce some other characters to Gan Yanyu.
For example, Lin Tian also wanted to see Gan Yanyu play Kato Megumi once.
Kato Megumi wears white silk.
In this way, Lin Tian could offer to massage Gan Yanyu's thighs.
Then he played with it for a while. "If it's a two-dimensional style, I have clothes like this."
Gan Yanyu raised his head and suddenly spoke seriously.
"You have?"
Lin Tian was stunned.
"Yes. I'm at home now."
"Are you sure? Forget it, why don't you try it on and take a look?" Lin Tian said.
Although I was a little skeptical, I said, "Okay."
Gan Yanyu nodded.
After saying that, the girl was about to turn back, as if she suddenly remembered something.
Turning around, a pair of bright eyes stared at Lin Tian: "What about you? I want to change into a two-dimensional style, why don't you change?"
Gan Yanyu revealed a somewhat resentful look and felt unbalanced.
They were obviously filming a video together.
She also wanted to see what kind of funny clothes Lin Tian would wear if he were to dress up.
"We've filmed so many videos, do you think anyone has ever paid attention to me?"
Lin Tian spread his hands helplessly.
He still knows the nature of his audience.
If he dresses up nicely and can attract fans, then it's okay for him to take off all his clothes and show his abdominal muscles or back muscles while shooting a video.
The point is, no one cares.
Gan Yanyu’s halo in the video is so shining that even without showing her face, her iconic elegant manner can make fans imagine wildly and go crazy for her.
"After all, we are going to appear on camera together, so you can't be too inconsistent with my style."
Sweet words and rain chirp softly.
"Isn't it just the two-dimensional style? I have it too."
"What?"
Lin Tian pointed to his head.
Do you understand the value of the standard hairstyle for male anime characters - the "M" hairstyle? "."
"Okay."
Gan Yanyu made a sound with a little bit of imperceptible temper.
Said,
"Then I'll go back and change my clothes."
"Um."
“.”
While Lin Tian responded to Gan Yanyu, he had already made up his mind.
He knows it very well.
What kind of person is Gan Yanyu? She is a classic old man. She only wears high school uniforms besides skirts.
Where did she get those “2D” style clothes?
For her, drawing a mustache directly under the nose is the most Japanese style.
Anyway, Gan Yanyu's understanding of "second dimension" is definitely different from his own understanding. However, since Gan Yanyu took the initiative to bring it up just now, Lin Tian still let her try it. It would be better to let her give up in front of him. He tricked her into wearing white silk and performing master-level massage skills on him. "How is it?"
A blue and white top and a long cream-colored scarf.
A deep blue pleated skirt, white over-the-knee socks, and long hair draped over the shoulders.
A sailor suit full of youthfulness, as if it came out of a Japanese animation, appeared in front of Lin Tian!
On this girl with a plain and innocent first love face, this sailor suit unleashes the destructive power of a nuclear bomb!
“.”
Gan Yanyu touched the scarf on his chest, stretched out a hand, waved it in front of the dazed Lin Tian, tilted his head,
"How's this? Is it 2D enough?"
"Teacher Gan."
Lin Tian held the girl's hand and said emotionally.
"ah?"
"If we really can't play the cello anymore, let's go to Japan and debut as idols. I'll be your producer and write some idol songs for you, and you can sing them. Let's go and cheat the otakus out of their money together. Teacher Gan, your beauty will surely conquer the world."
".Fool."
Gan Yanyu's pretty face immediately turned red. "If you want to praise, can't you be more frank?"
"Teacher Gan's appearance has reached a level where it would be unacceptable if I didn't flatter her a little!" Lin Tian said seriously.
"Okay."
"Hurry, hurry, let's shoot the video now!"
There has been a change of plans!
Originally, I just planned to discuss the fan questions that needed to be answered, decide on the video style, and then shoot it two days later.
After seeing Gan Yanyu in her sailor suit, Lin Tian was filled with inspiration.
You should have told me earlier that you still have a sailor suit!
It simply couldn’t be more two-dimensional!
Lin Tian knew the group of young male fans who liked to watch 2D movies on Bilibili.
Let them watch the Douyin live broadcast, either this one’s beauty filter is exaggerated or that internet celebrity’s face is disgusting, and then they can tell at a glance that it’s a roast chicken.
However, if it is a live broadcast on Bilibili, and the group of colorful roast chickens put on JK uniforms and speak in a coquettish and artificial voice, the young chefs will immediately turn into bootlickers.
Even so, this female anchor is probably just pretending to be pure on Bilibili, and clearly showing her pornographic image on the Internet.
It doesn’t affect anything, and it can attract a lot of fans from Bilibili.
This example does not mean that you have to be a female anchor if you wear JK, but it just shows the value of JK and sailor uniforms in the eyes of little boys in the second dimension.
A chicken is a chicken, even if it is dressed in colorful clothes.
This time, Gan Yanyu's attack was absolutely a dimensionality reduction attack.
Let those people see what a real sailor suit is!
The small props that I bought before but had no time to use are now used.
Lin Tian laid a white plush round carpet in front of the sofa.
Then two dolls were placed on the sofa.
Take another piece of white curtain and cover the background.
In this way, the originally serious and elegant coffee shop suddenly turned into a warm and cozy little scene in white.
“Start recording!”
An hour later, after several NGs, the video was finally recorded.
Compared with previous short music videos, this time, the video answering fans' questions is 12 minutes long.
Lin Tian registered a Bilibili account with the same name and typed a title.
[[Newcomers] Hello everyone, we are Moonlight and Cat, and we are officially joining Bilibili from today! ]
Publish your video!
(End of this chapter)