Chapter 281 Grandma asked me to pass on a message to you



That's a really lame excuse!

Everyone in the Shushan Sword Sect, including the dogs, knows who can eat the spiciest food here!

Ye Feng chuckled and said, "Don't worry, Senior Sister. Although this ingredient is of high quality, there's a lot of it. It's enough for everyone in the sect to have a portion. As for the taste issue you mentioned..."

He took out another plate from the jade slip and said, "I also have cumin flavored ones here."

Wu Qiuyu's face immediately became extremely unnatural.

Jian Chen, who had been eavesdropping, quickly chimed in, saying with an embarrassed expression, "Nephew, your uncle hasn't been feeling well lately, so I can't eat spicy or cumin-flavored food."

After saying that, he couldn't help but give himself a thumbs up for his wit.

Ye Feng said to Jian Chen with concern, "If your stomach isn't good, it's really not good to eat spicy food. Luckily, I have some garlic flavored ones here, which are the most appetizing. This flavor will be fine for you, Uncle."

Jian Chen's expression immediately became just as interesting as Wu Qiuyu's.

Gu Ming also felt that her stomach couldn't digest the worm, and quickly said, "Junior brother, my stomach hasn't been feeling well lately either. I can't eat spicy, cumin, or garlic-flavored food."

Xing Zuo, who had been standing to the side, quickly added after Gu Ming finished speaking: "Thirteen-spice and braised dishes are also not allowed."

Gu Ming was startled, but quickly realized what she meant. She glanced approvingly at Xing Zuo and echoed, "That's right!"

Ye Feng chuckled: "What my senior brothers and sisters say is true, but I also have the original flavor and steamed flavor here, you two can also consider them..."

Blanch!

This damn junior brother has completely blocked the road!

Are we absolutely forced to eat this hideously ugly bug?

"Please don't be put off by the fact that this food doesn't look very cute. Apart from its appearance, this insect is a treasure from head to toe."

As Yun Zhongzi picked up another sea cockroach and ate it, he continued speaking with great emotion.

He was radiant with enthusiasm, his face glowing with the pure, holy light of spring.

But in his mind, a miniature version of Yun Zhongzi was already vomiting uncontrollably.

Yun Zhongzi in Reality: "Everyone must believe me. This insect was found by your junior uncle with great difficulty and the help of nine dragons and nine phoenixes. Moreover, with his culinary skills, what could he not make delicious?"

Yun Zhongzi, shrunken in his mind: "Ugh..."

Reality Cloud Child: "I've already eaten two, and I've already told you about the taste. I just want to repeat myself, this is really delicious."

The miniature version of Yun Zhongzi in his mind: "Ugh... ugh..."

Yun Zhongzi felt like he was about to have a mental breakdown.

In reality, I'm enthusiastically recommending this bug, but in my mind, the disgusting appearance of this sea cockroach makes me want to vomit.

"From now on, whenever I experience heart palpitations and the divination results in an extremely auspicious omen, I will definitely find an excuse to go into seclusion. Let them screw over whoever they want. They really only pick on honest people to bully!"

Yun Zhongzi made a silent vow in his heart.

...

...

The disciples below the stage, watching their sect leader enthusiastically promoting their products, could only say to him, "Sect Leader, you've worked hard."

If I had to add one more thing, it would be this: if you were kidnapped, blink your left eye.

Qi Ye said with a sorrowful expression, "Master Uncle must have been caught red-handed by Junior Uncle, otherwise how could he say such a thing?"

Zhao Xing nodded solemnly and said, "This handle is probably no ordinary one; only Junior Uncle should be able to handle it."

Ningyue shook her head and denied it, saying, "If it were Uncle Yun Zhongzi, who was in charge of medicine back then, he definitely wouldn't have said these things. But now he is the sect leader's uncle. As long as Junior Uncle says that this thing can improve the strength of the entire sect, the sect leader's uncle will definitely do his best to cooperate with Junior Uncle."

Qingyou said with a troubled expression, "I believe that eating that sea cockroach will definitely increase my cultivation level by one stage, and I also believe that Junior Uncle must have made it incredibly delicious. I believe every word that Master Uncle said, but asking me to eat that thing... I still can't do it!"

Jue Ming comforted Qing You, saying, "It's alright. In my hometown, there are many uglier and more disgusting ways to eat them. The most disgusting one is a large white worm called a 'weevil,' which is as long as a hand and as thick as a thumb. In fact, there is a tribe in my hometown that relies on this 'weevil' as their main food source, and they eat it raw! The big white worm twists and turns in their mouths, and green juice splatters everywhere... That's truly disgusting. What Junior Uncle has made is just so-so in terms of how disgusting it is."

Blanch!

Who can gag Senior Brother/Junior Brother Jueming and kick him while they're at it!

This person is absolutely despicable!

You can say whatever you want, but why do you have to describe it in such detail?

I can already picture it in my mind!

Qi Ye, his forehead covered in black lines, stared at Jue Ming and said slowly and deliberately, "Junior brother, I don't think you need to go into so much detail about this matter."

Jue Ming replied earnestly, "Senior brother, can't you see that I'm using poison to fight poison? With this 'weevil' as a base, the sea cockroach that Junior Uncle made doesn't seem so hard to swallow, does it?"

Qi Ye said, on the verge of tears, "Of course I know you're using poison to fight poison, but this poison is too strong! It's killed all my appetite. Now, just thinking about the word 'eat' makes me want to vomit... Ugh..."

After pondering for a moment, Jue Ming said, "If he died from poisoning, it must be because the poison wasn't potent enough. Let me tell you another story. One day, a boy came to visit me. He was my friend since childhood. Unfortunately, I wasn't home that day, so the boy stayed with my grandmother."

Qi Ye was quite confused by what he heard.

This sounds like it's talking about himself and Jue Ming.

He still vividly remembers what happened that day.

Since Jueming wasn't home and only his grandmother was, Qiye stayed with Jueming's grandmother and chatted.

After getting to know her, Qi Ye grew to like Jue Ming's grandmother very much.

He was a wise, confident, and humorous old man.

I remember we were chatting so enthusiastically that we forgot to eat, and my stomach was pounding with hunger.

He saw a plate of peanuts on the table and started eating them.

Grandma Jue Ming looked at him with kind and doting eyes.

...It's a pity that the old man has been gone for many years. Why is Jue Ming bringing this up?

Jue Ming could tell from Qi Ye's expression that he had recalled that past event.

So he said to Qiye, "The reason I'm telling you this is because Grandma asked me to pass on a message to you before she passed away."

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