"Yuanfeng, you bastard! When are you going back to the Immortal Realm?!"
Yuanfeng Immortal scratched his ear and moved the iPhone 25 further away from him.
Fengwu Xuan Nu stood quietly to the side, focusing on the immortal herb in front of her, ignoring Yuanfeng Immortal Lord's affairs.
After the other party's voices subsided, Yuanfeng Immortal Lord spoke up, "What are you doing? Do I have to report to you, Qi Yuanshan, when I'm going back?"
Qi Yuanshan's loud voice immediately boomed, "Who told you to report? You get back here right now! You've been doing nothing in the mortal realm, just hogging the toilet all day without doing anything. I'm going down there to avenge my son!"
Yuanfeng Immortal Lord sneered, "You surnamed Qi, are you trying to play tricks on me? Revenge? If your son had told you what happened, you wouldn't have uttered the word 'revenge'."
Qi Yuanshan was clearly taken aback and asked in confusion, "My son said he was burned to death in the mortal realm, and you, as his uncle, just watched and did nothing. You didn't say anything else, what?"
Immortal Lord Yuanfeng touched his forehead and said, "You really have a big heart. Your son is really good at causing trouble. Let me tell you, even if you go down to the mortal realm, don't even think about taking revenge. You can't even have the slightest bit of hostility. If you have any hostility, whether you are in the mortal realm or back in the upper realm, you will be in big trouble."
Qi Yuanshan was startled and asked uncertainly, "You mean... the person who burned my son to death was the chosen one?"
Yuanfeng Immortal Lord chuckled: "Guess further up."
"Holy crap! Could he be the chosen one of this plane?"
Qi Yuanshan's exclamation immediately came from the iPhone 25.
Immortal Lord Yuanfeng replied, "That's right, you guessed correctly but there's no prize. For the sake of our friendship over the years, I'll tell you something else. Your opponent is not only a chosen one of the planes, but the highest level one. I only had a tiny bit of hostility towards him back then, and the Heavenly Dao here warned me to go to the Immortal Realm to report him. Do you still want revenge?"
"Damn it! That damn brat, thank goodness he didn't go down there to seek revenge, or I would have been in real trouble. When are you going back to the Immortal Realm? I'll take some gifts and go down to the mortal realm to apologize to him."
"Just wait, I guess I'll be back in a few hundred years. Bye."
After saying that, Immortal Lord Yuanfeng slapped down the iPhone 25. That's why desserts don't need to be eaten while they're hot. If it were dishes that need to be eaten while they're hot, he wouldn't say a word more!
Feng Wu Xuan Nu chuckled and said, "I guess this old Qi already knew that Ye Zhizun was the chosen one of the plane, he just wanted to test your opinion before he said that."
Yuanfeng Immortal Lord nodded and said, "He has a thick-browed, big-eyed, honest, and reckless appearance, but he has more tricks up his sleeve than a beehive. I won't let him fool me. As long as you don't get pregnant, we won't go back."
The Immortal Realm is a place where strength reigns supreme. Even if he, the ruler, is not in Lingbo City, none of the people below would dare to rebel. He is just not in the Immortal Realm, not dead in the mortal realm, so naturally no enemies would rashly come to attack him. Therefore, even if he stays in the mortal realm, he doesn't really have any psychological burden.
Fengwu Xuan Nu sighed, "I don't know why it's so difficult for us to have children, while all your old friends had children at a young age."
Immortal Lord Yuanfeng straightened his back and said domineeringly, "Because I am stronger than them, my aptitude is better than theirs, so it will naturally be more difficult for me to have children than for them. But once my child is born, his talent will definitely be stronger than that of their children."
Feng Wu Xuan Nu exclaimed with a starry-eyed smile, "My husband is exceptionally talented, so naturally he's the most amazing one."
Immortal Lord Yuanfeng nodded in satisfaction, then suddenly said with some surprise, "Wait a minute? Where did that big piece of dessert go? I clearly didn't eat much, so how come there's only this little bit left?"
Feng Wu Xuan Nu exclaimed in surprise, "What? Let me see!"
After saying that, he used his own spoon to scoop out the last bit of dessert from Yuanfeng Immortal Lord's plate, and then put it directly into his mouth under Yuanfeng Immortal Lord's gaze.
"There's not a single bit left."
"you!"
He's become a thief! He's become a thief!
As the saying goes, it's easy to dodge a spear in the open but hard to guard against an arrow in the dark; it's easy to defend against an outsider but hard to guard against a thief within your own household. This is a blatant and naked display of cunning!
Feng Wu Xuan Nu said in surprise, "What's wrong with me? Husband, you're eating this dessert so slowly. It must be because you don't like the taste but are too embarrassed to say so, lest it ruin your relationship with Ye Zhi Zun. That's why I finished it for you. Are you trying to thank me?"
Immortal Lord Yuanfeng said irritably, "Yes, thank you! Please, please don't help me next time!"
Just then, there was a knock on the door of the private room. Then a disciple came in carrying a new plate of food.
Yuanfeng Xianjun barely touched the first dessert, so he was naturally quite eager for the second one.
Lifting the plate revealed two adorable little white figures lying quietly inside.
Seeing that the pastry wasn't very big, I picked one up and stuffed it directly into my mouth.
The first bite is filled with the fragrance of osmanthus. With a gentle bite, the glutinous rice skin is a little sticky, and then you get the slightly sandy texture of the rice soup.
Immortal Lord Yuanfeng couldn't help but close his eyes and savor it carefully.
"Sticky, glutinous, sandy, sweet, and fragrant, the flavors are truly unforgettable. Such a delicacy deserves the title of a divine dish, don't you think?"
Immortal Lord Yuanfeng offered a string of praises, and then inquired about his Daoist partner, Phoenix Dance Mystic Maiden.
With her mouth bulging, Feng Wu Xuan Nu mumbled, "That's right, everything my husband says is correct."
Immortal Lord Yuanfeng nodded in satisfaction again. His Daoist partner was indeed like-minded with him. With such a Daoist partner, what more could he ask for?
Yuanfeng Immortal looked at Fengwu Xuannu with doting eyes, while his hand reached for the white porcelain plate in front of him. Such delicious food should be eaten in one go, but when he reached for it, he found nothing.
Immortal Lord Yuanfeng was taken aback and hurriedly looked down, only to find the white porcelain plate empty, with no trace of the white pastries.
Looking up at Feng Wu Xuan Nu in disbelief, she extended a trembling finger and said, "If I remember correctly, shouldn't there be two desserts on this plate?"
Fengwu Xuan Nu firmly shook her head and said, "You're mistaken. There was only one piece. Look, I've finished one piece and my plate is empty now."
After saying that, he picked up his plate to show it, and sure enough, the plate was empty.
Immortal Lord Yuanfeng couldn't help but scratch his head. He clearly remembered that there were two pieces in the plate. Could it be that the food was so delicious that it made his brain hallucinate?
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