Chapter 94 Laughing Wheat tushumi.cc



The cold, dark blue light gradually seeped into the wheat grains.

The wheat grains, which were originally as small as ants, began to grow larger.

After it stopped growing, Ye Feng stretched out his fist to compare it, and it was actually bigger than his own fist!

Ye Feng exclaimed in amazement.

[Laughing Wheat - Rating 3 stars. Maturation period 1 hour. The more jokes you hear, the higher the quality, and the more wheat grains will fall.]

Forehead……

Isn't your Spirit Gathering Technique a bit unorthodox?

I know that plants grow better when they listen to music, but what's with this guy who likes to hear jokes?

Is the language universal? Can it understand what I'm saying?!

I picked up this fist-sized grain of wheat and shook it; it was quite heavy.

Now that we've figured it out, we should naturally try planting it.

In this regard, we must consult Senior Brother Yun Zhongzi, who is an expert.

When they arrived at the medicinal herb field, they found Yun Zhongzi still busy working inside.

This senior brother seems to always be in his herb garden whenever he comes.

"Senior Brother Yun, are you free?"

Yun Zhongzi put down his hoe and, seeing that it was Ye Feng, smiled and asked, "Junior Brother Ye, is there anything you need?"

"No, it's about planting something."

Yun Zhongzi was taken aback and asked curiously, "Is it some kind of immortal seed?"

This question stumped Ye Feng.

Although I made this myself, it probably doesn't reach the level of a divine herb, right?

He reached out and handed over the wheat grains, saying, "After advancing, I seem to have comprehended a supernatural power that allows me to imbue the seeds of some foods with spirits. These are wheat grains that I just made. I don't know their exact level. Senior Brother Yun, please take a look."

Yun Zhongzi immediately became interested and quickly took the grain of wheat.

He held it up close and examined it carefully, then probed it with a wisp of spiritual consciousness to ponder it deeply.

A moment later, he murmured, "This is terrible, this is terrible!"

Ye Feng hurriedly asked, "Senior Brother Yun, have you noticed something?"

"Your supernatural ability is extraordinary! I observe that this seed has already begun to possess sentience! Do you know what this means?"

Seeing Ye Feng's confused expression, Yun Zhongzi didn't keep him in suspense any longer:

"This means that the seed has the initial potential to become an elf! If it is nurtured properly, it is very likely to give birth to a wheat elf. I just don't know how to improve its intelligence."

Ye Feng knew this, so he spoke up:

"It seems to enjoy hearing jokes."

"Huh?" Yun Zhongzi was a little confused.

Although it has already developed some intelligence, the conditions for its development shouldn't be that outrageous, right?

Shouldn't it be better soil, better water, and better fertilizer?

"So, junior brother, are you planning to try planting it?"

Ye Feng nodded and said, "This is the main raw material I use to make whetstones. If the planting is successful, our Sword Sect will have a place to make whetstones."

This piqued Yun Zhongzi's interest as well.

After all, although he manages the medicinal herb fields and enjoys tending to plants, he is fundamentally a sword cultivator.

"That would be wonderful. Our natal flying swords are too sharp, and there is almost nothing in the world that can be used to polish them. If it really works, then we must give one to our senior brother."

"Don't worry, senior brother. We can't do without you, no matter who else is missing."

After a moment's thought, Yun Zhongzi said decisively, "In that case, this item is indeed important. Come on, follow me to the high-grade medicinal field; the conditions there are better."

After saying that, he flew off first.

The advanced medicinal herb field wasn't too far from the entrance, but it was much smaller in area compared to the other medicinal herb fields.

The dark, rich soil looked as if you could squeeze oil out of it.

Yun Zhongzi found a relatively open space, dug a hole with a hoe, and then took out a small jade bottle from the jade slip.

He pulled out the stopper and poured the contents into the pit while explaining:

"This is the water from the Earth Spirit Spring, which is of better quality than ordinary water and is very beneficial to the growth of seeds."

After the soil in the pit was soaked, the wheat seed was put in.

After covering the seeds with soil and leaving a small groove on top, I poured in some spring water.

The instant after all that was done, a tender green sprout broke through the soil in the groove!

Yun Zhongzi was filled with amazement as he watched.

"This seed is remarkable; its growth cycle is incredibly short."

The two of them didn't leave; they stayed by the seed and watched it grow.

This wheat seedling is truly remarkable; its growth rate is practically visible to the naked eye.

In no time at all, it had grown to more than a meter tall.

A little while later, they had already overtaken Ye Feng and his companion.

When it grows to 3 meters tall, the lush green malt begins to turn yellow.

Then a wheat ear grew at the top.

The wheat ears were over a meter long, densely packed with many rachis, but there were no small ears on the rachis, let alone any wheat grains.

Yun Zhongzi said, "It seems that the condition for its demise is what you just mentioned, telling it a joke."

Ye Feng nodded and began to think.

It's actually quite a challenge to suddenly tell a joke.

"In my hometown, there is a village where many people live. Among them is a little girl who lives with her grandmother."

It was winter, and Grandma didn't make it. The little girl sat helplessly in the corner; she hadn't sold anything that day.

By nightfall, she was so cold that she missed her grandmother terribly.

So she set fire to her cargo, a whole corner of explosives.

That night, everyone in the village saw the little girl's grandmother.

Yun Zhongzi stared at Ye Feng with a blank expression.

What kind of ridiculous joke is this?

Why do I feel cold all over?

Could such a lame joke really make wheat ears laugh?

Ye Feng also looked at Mai Sui nervously.

Thinking to himself that if his fabricated, cheap master were here, Maisui would burst out laughing in no time.

The ears of wheat trembled slightly.

Fist-sized grains of wheat began to sprout on the spikelets.

When the spikelet popped open, it made a "ha" sound.

Then the wheat grains fell straight down.

The sounds of "hahahaha" rose and fell, and more and more grains of wheat fell.

The two hurriedly went to collect them, and in a short while they had already collected more than 20 grains of barley.

Looking at the wheat grains, Yun Zhongzi said, "Why don't we plant these seeds first? Maybe we can harvest them all at the same time when we're telling jokes later."

Ye Feng naturally didn't object, and the two of them got busy again.

An hour later, twenty-five wheat seedlings, each over three meters tall, began to sway in the wind.

Ye Feng told the joke again, but the wheat ears didn't react at all.

Even after he finished speaking, he clearly felt a disdainful "tsk" coming from the wheat seedlings!

?

Wang Defa: Was I looked down upon by a wheat seedling?!

This is intolerable!

"The eldest and second eldest brothers took a spaceship to another place. The second eldest brother got seasick and kept vomiting."

When the bag was full, the leader had to go get another bag. When he returned, he found that everyone on the plane was vomiting.

The eldest brother was very puzzled, and the second brother explained, "I saw that this bag was also full of vomit, so I had to drink half of it again, and then they all vomited."

"vomit……"

Before the wheat could react, Yun Zhongzi vomited first...

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