Ye Feng was completely speechless.
He really wanted to slap this person who was talking nonsense with a straight face to death.
These old sixes in front of me must have been sent down by the Heavenly Dao to punish me, right?
[The Heavenly Dao leader shouldn't take the blame! Your Sword Sect's position was awkward before, and most of the people who came up the mountain had some kind of flaw.]
Too lazy to bother with this system that claimed justice for Heaven, Ye Feng directly said to Liu Yun:
"You called your dad's dad 'waa ...
Before he could finish speaking, Liu Yun covered his mouth with a look of fear.
She angrily retorted, "How could Junior Uncle frame me like this? How could I possibly sing such a song?"
Ye Feng slapped his hand away, spat twice, and said, "Hurry up and sing! You dare to cover my mouth? Do you want to fly to the moon?"
"If you hadn't stopped me, I would have already gone to heaven."
"You dare to talk back?"
"Otherwise, what are we supposed to fight for?"
"Liu Yun, something's wrong with you."
"Junior Uncle, I'm just fine as long as you don't mention that matter!"
“If you sing that song about successfully ascending to heaven, I’ll make you a dish of boiled cabbage in clear broth.”
"Junior Uncle, don't lie to me. I've risked my reputation to give up this, and all I get is a boiled cabbage? I can make that myself!"
Ye Feng narrowed his eyes and looked at him seriously, saying:
"This dish is easily in my top three! Made with cabbage that has undergone spiritual ascension, it even has the effect of repairing hidden injuries in the body! You must have cultivated for many years and have quite a few hidden injuries on your body, right?"
No sooner had he finished speaking than Liu Yun disappeared from Ye Feng's side.
After searching around, I finally saw him squatting next to a large cabbage.
His large palm gently stroked the cabbage leaves, as tenderly as if he were holding his Daoist partner's hand.
His eyes were fixed on the cabbage with the warmth of the autumn sun.
A light cough rang out, followed by a voice as clean and refreshing as snow in spring:
"What is Dad's father called? Dad's father is called Grandpa."
"What is Daddy's mother called? Daddy's mother is called Grandma."
"What is Daddy's older brother called? Daddy's older brother is called Uncle."
"What is Dad's brother called? Dad's brother is called Uncle."
...
Although his voice was very soft, the sword cultivator's ears were incredibly sharp.
The disciples all stopped their performances and stared in shock as Liu Yun sang a nursery rhyme to the cabbage with a gentle expression.
What's going on?!
How could the image-conscious Senior Brother Liuyun do such a shameful thing in front of a cabbage?
Is it a decline in morality or a distortion of human nature?
Or perhaps...
Everyone looked at their righteous-looking junior uncle with suspicion.
Could these two be having some kind of shady deal?
The only thing that could make Senior Brother Liuyun act like this must be Junior Uncle's unpredictable cooking skills, right?
Jing Lei walked up to Ye Feng with an expectant look on his face and said, "Junior Uncle, did you promise to give Senior Brother Liu Yun some reward?"
Ye Feng asked in surprise, "How did you know?"
Jing Lei said smugly, "Don't worry about how I know. I also have a song I've been saving. Give me a copy of Senior Brother Liu Yun's reward, and I'll sing it for Da Bai Cai."
The reward wasn't much to Ye Feng; it was just a matter of carving a few more cabbages.
"Yes, a dish that can heal hidden injuries."
Jing Lei asked with surprise, "Treat hidden injuries? Will it work for the side effects of taking pills?"
After hearing this, Ye Feng asked the system the same question.
Yes, it can heal any injury except for those related to the Dao. For Dao injuries, you'll need higher-grade cabbage.
Nodding, he replied directly to Jing Lei, "It can be healed, as long as it's not a Dao injury."
"So, if I receive a reward, can I give it to someone else?"
"The reward you receive is yours to keep; you can decide how to distribute it."
After receiving Ye Feng's reply, Jing Lei landed expectantly next to a large cabbage.
Imitating the flowing clouds, I gently stroked a cabbage leaf.
However, compared to Liu Yun's delicate features, Jing Lei's appearance was a bit too rugged.
It doesn't seem like a tough guy with a soft heart; it looks more like he's looking for a duel.
When he started singing, Ye Feng almost choked on his own breath.
"Little cabbage, open the door, open it quickly, I want to come in..."
The cabbage he gently stroked suddenly became alert and instantly withered beyond recognition.
Jing Lei stared dumbfounded at the dead cabbage, and after a long while, he managed to utter a single word, "Come."
"Ha ha ha ha"
Suddenly, Xiaomai, which was not far away, started dropping wheat grains as if it had gone mad.
Because all the jokes on this joke machine are only valid the first time, after so many days, the disciples of Shushan have run out of jokes.
Xiaomai, which hadn't produced a single grain of wheat all day, burst into uncontrollable laughter upon seeing the scene of Jinglei singing "cabbages dying."
Ye Feng was left speechless, wondering if this was a case of losing one thing but gaining another.
Jing Lei is also quick to react.
With a swift leap, it reached the wheat field, gathered all the wheat grains, and flew back to Ye Feng's side.
Then, with a fawning expression, he said, "Junior Uncle, although I sang the cabbage to death, I gained 300 grains of Laughing Wheat. Do you think I can exchange the whetstone for Senior Brother Liuyun's reward instead?"
Ye Feng is not inflexible.
He nodded and said, "If you have enough cabbage, I can give it to you. You can also ask your other fellow disciples if they want to exchange it for a whetstone. You can come to me then. I can give you two yuan's worth of these wheat grains."
A whetstone is a consumable item; it will turn into a soft loaf of bread after about three days of use.
Therefore, this item has almost become a form of hard currency within the sect.
Jing Lei, beaming with joy, readily agreed and squatted down to the side, racking his brains for other songs.
Meanwhile, Liu Yun's side was already showing signs of success.
The cabbages have already started to bloom and are showing signs of fluorescence.
As the clouds sang, the fluorescent lights gradually increased.
"My mother's sisters are called aunties."
Just as the song finished, a beam of light shot straight into the sky from the heart of the cabbage!
Everyone who witnessed this amazing scene was full of praise.
"Junior Uncle is awesome! Not only can he grow flowers from cabbages, he can even grow sunshine from them!"
"Junior Uncle is so clever! Will the dishes made from this kind of cabbage also glow?"
As the beam of light gradually dissipated, when the cabbage reappeared, everyone was left speechless with a mixture of amusement and exasperation.
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