I, the Boundless Immortal Emperor, fear no one and nothing in this life except my Daoist companion. No difficulty can frighten me, and no one can warn me!
These are just ordinary mortal delicacies. Not to mention that there isn't a single poison in these ingredients, even if the most poisonous creatures in the lower realm or even the immortal realm were placed in front of me, do you think I wouldn't be afraid?
With a cold laugh, the Boundless Immortal Emperor resolutely picked up the last piece of fried pork tenderloin with his chopsticks.
Despite his tough words, the Boundless Immortal Emperor still cautiously investigated the matter. After all, the person who made this thing was no ordinary person. Although he said he didn't care, he actually took it very seriously.
However, no matter whether he used the power of cause and effect or the power of yin and yang, or thoroughly examined his body from front to back, left to right, up to down, he still found nothing unusual.
Seeing his expression, Qi Shuqi couldn't help but advise, "Listen to advice and you'll eat your fill. You've already figured out this principle. Why don't you just leave the last piece for now? It'll only take a little longer."
The Boundless Immortal Emperor snorted and said, "Listen to others' advice and you'll eat your fill. I'm telling others to listen to my advice, not me to listen to others' advice. No one but you can order me or threaten me. Unless you stop me from eating this last piece of soft-fried pork tenderloin, I'm definitely going to eat it today!"
Qi Shuqi shook her head helplessly. This dignified Immortal Emperor was acting like a child. He was clearly too timid to try, but he acted as if she was the one who wouldn't let him eat. However, husband and wife are supposed to complement each other, so it was understandable for her to step in on this.
"Since they said you can only eat it tonight, then you should save it for tonight. It's not gentlemanly to knowingly take risks when there are side effects."
The Boundless Immortal Emperor snorted and said, "Then I'll give you face and save it for tonight."
Just as he finished speaking, Ye Feng pushed open the door and walked in. Ye Feng didn't dare let his kitchen helpers do the work of serving the two immortal lords. He was carrying two plates, which contained the second main dish of the day—ginger fish fillets.
Upon seeing Ye Feng enter, the Boundless Immortal Emperor immediately expressed his dissatisfaction, saying, "Boy, isn't the portion size a bit too small? I've already finished eating before my teeth are even full."
Ye Feng chuckled and said, "The portions here are definitely enough. If you're still hungry after you finish these five dishes, I'll serve you more. It would be a waste to serve too much."
The Boundless Immortal Emperor said disdainfully, "You are looking down on me. With my physical abilities, I can finish all the delicious ingredients from the Shu Mountain Sword Sect in one meal."
Ye Feng placed the plates on the table and casually said, "I believe you if you say I have the ingredients, but if it's food I make, you probably won't be able to finish it."
"Hey, I've got a short temper. I'll make you eat yourself out of house and home tonight."
I'm just worried that you don't have enough room in your belly.
"Heh, you have no idea how magnanimous I am."
"Hehe, you don't know much about my cooking either."
Qi Shuqi watched the two bickering with a smile; the two seemed to have a friendship that transcended age.
Ye Feng snapped the plate open, revealing the incredibly tempting ginger-flavored fish slices inside, and said, "Today I'll see how much you can eat; I'll make as much as you can eat."
The Boundless Immortal Emperor moved the plate in front of Qi Shuqi, then picked up another plate and placed it in front of himself, sneering, "Today we'll see how much you can make. I'll eat as much as you make."
The two exchanged a glance, a fleeting spark passing between their eyes.
After Ye Feng left the private room, Immortal Emperor Wuya and Qi Shuqi started eating.
After taking a bite of the fish slice, even the Boundless Immortal Emperor couldn't help but sigh, "I've hosted so many banquets, yet the final dish doesn't even taste as good as this humble mortal delicacy. It's truly shameful."
Qi Shuqi took a bite of the tender and bouncy fish, and felt that it was incredibly delicious and left a lingering fragrance on her lips and teeth. After swallowing, she said, "It's rare that you can tell the truth. I think that whether it's the crispy fried pork tenderloin or this ginger fish slice, the taste alone is indeed very delicious."
The Boundless Immortal Emperor was about to speak when his eyes were fixed on Qi Shuqi, unable to look away. Had his wife ever been so radiant and beautiful before? Why did her face seem to be glowing?
Qi Shuqi felt a burning sensation on her face from his stare, and quickly wiped her mouth discreetly, saying, "What are you looking at? There's nothing on my face."
The Boundless Immortal Emperor exclaimed, "Madam, why do I find you exceptionally beautiful today?"
Qi Shuqi rolled her eyes at him and said, "Alright, alright, one or two sweet moments are enough. Saying things like that all the time just makes people feel nauseous."
Immortal Emperor Wuya immediately became anxious. He fumbled in his robes and pulled out a mirror, which he then placed in front of Qi Shuqi.
He swore and said, "I mean it! If you don't believe me, look for yourself, I think my complexion has really improved a lot."
Qi Shuqi looked at herself in the mirror with some skepticism, and was immediately startled by her reflection.
Her eyebrows and eyes were still the same, and her face was still the same, but there seemed to be a slight change in her overall appearance. This slight change made her face look more distinctive, especially her skin, which became more delicate and fair, making her face seem to reflect sunlight.
Holding her face in disbelief, even Qi Shuqi could hardly believe that this was herself.
The Boundless Immortal Emperor exclaimed, "It's been so long since I've seen my lady look so radiant and beautiful."
Qi Shuqi nodded and praised, "Whether this younger brother is the Immortal Lord Who Grants Children is still up in the air, but if he has a nickname called 'Friend of Female Immortals,' I think it is absolutely well-deserved. A simple dish of food actually made my face change. If those female immortals knew about this, wouldn't they all have to come down to the mortal world to find him?"
The Boundless Immortal Emperor felt a tickle in his fingers, a persistent urge to scratch his wife's delicate, flawless face. It took him a great deal of effort to control this impulse.
Qi Shuqi was in a great mood, and when she ate the ginger fish slices again, she felt that the taste was even more delicious. It tasted even better than the first amazing bite. Her mouth didn't want to stop for a moment, and she kept repeating the actions of picking up food, chewing, and swallowing.
As if infected by her, the Boundless Immortal Emperor also sped up his eating. However, the itching on his fingers just wouldn't go away. Especially after seeing his wife eating so fast that her cheeks were bulging, this urge became even stronger. After all these years, he had never seen his wife so out of control.
Just pinch it once, just once!
You mustn't touch her; you must respect the lady!
Hurry up and pinch her, she wants you to pinch her too!
Impossible! The lady values her image above all else!
Two thoughts were locked in a fierce battle in his mind, and the Immortal Emperor Wuya's fingers were practically sparking from being rubbed together under the table.
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