Pride & Lust (39)
Song Shu wanted to ignore Ming Yan's message, but he was a little curious about the content of the post.
I can't say I'm very curious, but I also have a tendency to avoid doing tasks. For example, I have an exam tomorrow, and I always have to comfort myself for a while before I can start reading.
Song Shu warned himself that after clicking on a post, he should only look at it for one minute and then quickly go back to complete the task.
He clicked it.
Main post: Ahhh, I am Doum, I am Douyam
Song Shu: …
Exit immediately.
Better to do the task.
Song Shu talked to himself, opened the frog platform, and clicked on a few small anchors he followed, namely [Lingling], [Wadasi], [I am the second dimension], [Why do you need a name], etc.
Song Shu fell silent when he saw the long list of anchor names. He picked up the keyboard and asked, "555, what do you mean?"
【well. 】
"Don't sigh, tell me what you mean!"
Ten anchors in total! He is not the big S macho man who drives Hachiro at night on the Internet! !
【Hey, listen to my explanation. 】
555's hand trembled slightly as he lit the cigarette.
Song Shu waved the keyboard: "You'd better explain, otherwise the keyboard will be ruthless and I will slap myself to death in front of you right now."
[……]This is really a novel way of revenge.
555 coughed lightly: [You know, the market for handsome guys is not good, and we need to find 360° perfect handsome guys without beauty filters or filters. There are even fewer popular anchors.]
A face like this would have been famous a long time ago, but there are very few people who meet these two conditions.
555 pairs of fingers: [I really can't find it, so for the mission, you should just curse a few more ugly and stupid anchors. ]
Song Shu: “…”
Feeling squeezed.
555 Persuade: [I have already scolded you. One is scolding, and two are also scolding.] What is the difference between this and "I have already come".
Song Shu opened the live broadcast rooms of these ten anchors with a headache and started cursing from the first one.
To the idiots who claim to be in the handsome guy chat area:
Ugly is ugly, don't broadcast it, ugly, go away. (Reward rocket)
Fitness area paste b:
What are you pretending for? All the clothes are off, the chest muscles are just average, maybe they are caused by the protein powder (reward sports car)
You still tan, you should go for plastic surgery (reward rocket)
…
When these anchors first saw such provocative messages, they were not angry at all.
Yes, he was not angry at all. He even let [Xiaohao] curse a few more times with a happy face. He just liked to hear it.
Song Shu: “…”
He understands that making money is not shameful.
Because some of the anchors looked so excited when he was scolding them for money, 555 judged them as unqualified. Song Shu had to find a few more to scold. In total, he scolded 15 anchors today.
Song Shu counted on his fingers.
After all the cursing, only one [Lingling] was left.
New roommate, exposed, [Lingling], white-haired handsome guy, the school hunk of No. 3 Middle School...
Song Shu solemnly went over the titles listed on Ming Yan's head.
[Stop thinking, a double room can’t accommodate so many people. ]
Song Shu's originally serious face couldn't hold back: "...You are sick!"
555 This interruption alleviated Song Shu's shame for insulting an acquaintance.
He silently repeated to himself that Ming Yan was a handsome guy before clicking on the live broadcast room of [Lingling].
[Lingling] The theme of the live broadcast room is: School has started, just broadcast whatever you want.
Song Shu, still having the courage, quickly posted a message: [School has started? What university? I won’t be applying to a fake university.]
Ming Yan was not in the camera, only the tabletop was photographed.
[Xiaohao]'s entrance was accompanied by a gorgeous golden special effect. Ming Yan read out his name to welcome him, and read out sc again. He was not angry, but glanced at the comments and said, "Boss, they asked why you didn't go to the live broadcast room of seniors [Bi'an] and [Chocolate]."
The fans who had been secretly watching Ming Yan's live broadcast room [small account]: "..." How could Ming Yan be so foolish! He even said this out loud! !
The fans sent the barrage just to let [small account] see it, because the small account has been online for two hours today, but has been wandering around other anchors' live broadcast rooms. As for [The Other Shore] and [Chocolate] on the homepage, he has passed by the door three times without entering, which is even more determined than Liu Xiahui.
Now the fans couldn't sit still. However, [Xiaohao]'s stay in other live broadcast rooms was very short, so they couldn't catch him, so they had to come to [Lingling]'s live broadcast room and wait.
The reason is simple. [Lingling] is a new love, so he shouldn't be abandoned so quickly. So the moment Song Shu entered the live broadcast room, a netizen immediately jumped out to ask.
[Lingling] seemed to ask himself and answer: "The reason should be quite simple. I must be tired of it if I don't go."
=hhh killing people and destroying their hearts
=Bodhisattva, look at him (crying)
=Bodhisattva, please say something (crying)
The comments started to make memes, which made Song Shu laugh. He simply opened his watch list. [The Other Shore] and [Chocolate] were only on for about half an hour, and the background was always a hotel.
They also seemed to be responding to what [Lingling] said.
Barrage: Host, [Lingling] said that the Bodhisattva is tired of you, what do you think?
[The Other Shore]: "I'm traveling in City B."
=Fuck, the Bodhisattva is also in City B, did you go to meet him?
[Bi'an]: "It can't be called a meeting. My mother recovered from her illness and he brought her out for a walk. The Bodhisattva also knows that." [Bi'an] narrated calmly: "He hopes that my mother and I can have fun."
=Fuck, this guy is even more important, has he met the parents? ?
In another live broadcast room, [Chocolate] smiled gently and said tolerantly: "What he said was a bit too straightforward. I have to complain to the Buddha in private."
=Okay, okay, I know you have a lot of personal connections.
[Chocolate]: "But it is the Bodhisattva's freedom to enter anyone's live broadcast room he wants. Please don't spread or speculate too much about this."
=Okay, okay, I know [Lingling] is not sensible anymore
[Chocolate] quickly added: "I didn't say he was ignorant, maybe he is too young and not suitable for Bodhisattva."
=Okay, okay, you who know about marriage are the most suitable
Song Shu: “…”
Song Shu smashed the keyboard, what are you doing? ! Why are you saying the truth but it sounds so weird! ?
Song Shu was speechless, feeling like he was watching a palace fighting drama. He switched back to [Lingling]'s live broadcast room, where [Lingling] showed up and was also speaking.
"They responded?"
"You said that about me? I was just telling the truth."
Ming Yan looked helpless, "Some people may not like to hear this."
Song Shu was about to throw the keyboard. Why was Ming Yan talking so sarcastic? !
=Hmm? Behind the host, unlock new background!
Ming Yan looked towards the door and said, "Well, unlock the new background. But I have to keep my voice down, because my new roommate is resting next door."
“…”
Song Shu had no expression on his face, and he closed the live broadcast room immediately. This mission was really impossible to complete. He rolled onto the bed and covered himself with the quilt.
555 didn't say anything. Song Shu had cursed enough today anyway.
Song Shu closed his eyes, opened them again after a while, sat up with his eyes red with anger: "No, are they sick?!"
555 comforted him: [It's okay, the mission will be over soon. ]
Song Shu sniffed, "I'm a straight man, don't give me this kind of task again."
Straight men would die if they heard such words.
[Okay, okay, you are straight. ]
…
There are classes these days, and freshmen are the busiest. Song Shu gets up early every day, has a pile of homework after class, and has to do tasks and curse at people at night. After five days in a row, his mental state has been dazed.
555 also practiced singing in his head every day, aggravating his mental trauma. It was really too much.
555 was confused: [Why did I get worse? ]
When singing, the singer opened a very thick data wall to soundproof it, ensuring that it would not disturb Song Shu.
Song Shuyouyou: "I can't bear to see you so idle."
He eats potato chips and sleeps in his head every day, and the time he spends practicing singing is only a few minutes, not even as long as the few sentences he sings in the shower.
【……roll. 】
In short, after a busy week, Song Shu had a good sleep on Friday and stayed in bed until noon the next day. When he got up, he received a message from Lin Mo.
Lin Mo: [Auntie?]
[Who are you messaging?]
Song Shu: “…”
Song Shu flipped through the chat history and found that he was so sleepy yesterday that he sent the wrong message to Lin Mo.
Ms. Lin: [Then you and your aunt have fun]
This message was supposed to be sent to [the other side], but he sent it to the wrong person. Song Shu's eyes went dark.
Lin Mo's most recent message was two minutes ago: [You cheated? ]
All the sleepiness in Song Shu's mind disappeared.
What is cheating?
Song Shu had to respond to Lin Mo and Xiao Sen's confession that day, so he replied to Lin Mo's message three days ago using the excuse of being sick.
The content was roughly: [Sorry, senior, my phone was confiscated at school at that time, so I didn’t have time to reply]
[I like you, but I’ll talk about some things after I graduate^^]
[My family is quite strict qaq]
Lin Mo: [It’s okay, I’ll wait for you]
[Xiao Sen, I like you so much]
In short, Lin Mo was like a love-sick man, and made a hundred or eighty promises to him, and the last one was: [Can I see you?]
Song Shu, who had just finished a day of classes, was shocked to see the news. He felt that Lin Mo was one of the representatives of a person who was obsessed with sex, and he was so angry that he laughed.
He thought of the unused silicone breast in the prop box, and wanted to give Lin Mo a little straight male shock to cure this horny idiot.
Song Shu searched through boxes and cabinets and finally found the magic weapon, but was delighted to find that the size he bought was not right at all and he couldn't wear it. He had no choice but to give up and thought about buying another one, and then he would give Lin Mo a good beating when he got it.
Then last night the courier called and said that the package was lost on the way, and asked him to refund it on Taobao. At that time, Song Shu was numb from the class and didn't want to care about it anymore. After replying to the message and finishing the task, he took a shower and lay down to sleep.
Lin Mo is still sending messages.
Lin Mo: [It’s okay if you sent the wrong message]
[You didn’t even give me the photo you promised me last time (Cat Head Crying)]
Song Shu took a deep breath. You still want to see his photo, right? You really don't forget your original intention.
calm.
Song Shu took another deep breath, but still couldn't help but raise his middle finger to the screen. Lin Mo was such a lustful idiot.
He has to deal with him.
Ms. Lin: [Why do I always post? qwq]
[I haven't even watched Senior]
[No, I want to see the senior first]
Get this bitch’s private photos first.
Lin Mo: [What do you want to see?]
Ms. Lin: [I am very curious about the boy’s… that thing, can you show it to me, senior?]
It seemed that he had not expected Xiao Sen to be so violent all of a sudden. Lin Mo was silent for a while before sending the message.
Still pink.
Song Shu felt like he was going blind, but he still persevered for the sake of the last bomb.
Ms. Lin: [Wow, if… that thing comes up, what will it be like?]
Lin Mo: [I need some assistance]
Song Shu felt that his chance had come. He found his voice changer, climbed back onto the bed, and said a few ambiguous words in a very stiff female voice.
"I like you, senior."
"The senior is so amazing, the most amazing one I have ever seen."
“…”
"Is this okay?"
Because I'm not very good at it, even though these few words are provocative, they are still immature and a little nervous.
But Lin Mo quickly sent a photo over.
Song Shu's heart was beating a little faster. He felt guilty for doing something bad and was afraid of being discovered, but also had a vague excitement of taking revenge on his mortal enemy.
After two whole months, the net is finally closed.
Song Shu was indescribably excited. He switched the voice changer to an unpleasant-sounding muscular man's voice, "Is that all? It seems like you're really enjoying it. You even didn't let go of the senior high school students. You're worse than an animal."
"You are so disgusting. Go to hell. I am a righteous man who punishes perverts like you."
"You like girls, right? What I take out is bigger than yours."
After sending the three voice messages, Lin Mo's voice showed that he was typing. He must have been disgusted and was thinking of a way to scold him. Song Shu was very happy and did not give Lin Mo a chance. He deleted and blocked him directly.
After dealing with his archenemy, Song Shu felt relaxed and refreshed, as if the fatigue from the previous day was nothing. He hummed a song while brushing his teeth.
…
The dormitory next door.
Inside the tightly closed door, Lin Mo looked a little irritable and pounded the bed hard.
The dog-licking sentence [I don’t mind] was not sent out, and the response was a big red deletion exclamation mark.
damn it.
It won't go away. Damn, just those few words, his ** is so damn cheap.
Lin Mo's breathing was rapid, and dark thoughts kept popping up in his mind.
Is this how Song Shu teases him?
that's all?
Who cares? Anyway, it was Song Shu who came to deceive him in women's clothing first. Who cares more about this matter? Who really cares?
She went to great lengths to trick him into giving her private photos, just to scold him in the end. How innocent and naive she was. Anyway, he had developed those photos so many times, so Song Shu was at a loss.
The overheated brain made his consciousness a little unclear, and the arrogant words to save face went through his mind again and again.
In this revenge game, Song Shu didn't care no matter what he thought. Because she didn't care, she could say those words recklessly and deleted him directly.
Lin Mo fell on the bed, covering her red eyes with her fingers. Inside the phone she tightly grasped was a friend request she had just sent to [Ms Lin].
Lin Mo: Explain clearly
Lin Mo: I don't accept this kind of breakup
…
When Song Shu came back after collecting the clothes, in addition to Lin Mo's friend request, a message from [The Other Shore] also popped up on her phone.
Higan: [I came to Kyoto University today (smiley face)]
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