Rage (4)
Because he slept on the sofa all night without drying his hair, Song Shu caught a cold and had a headache the next day.
He weakly called Song Chen to ask for leave. Song Chen asked him to make a video to prove himself, and Song Shu did it.
Because of a cold, a headache, and a slight fever, Song Shu felt extremely cold. In addition to wearing squirrel pajamas, he also wrapped himself in a quilt outside and curled up on the sofa, shivering pitifully.
"Brother, I really have a cold."
If there is one man in this world that Song Shu cannot resist, it is probably his brother.
It’s not that you can do anything just because you have the identity of an older brother, but Song Chen and Song Yinxing are obviously the type of people who have sharp tongues but soft hearts, so Song Shu is very accepting of Song Chen and is also very timid in front of Song Chen.
Song Chen seemed to reluctantly believe that Song Shu was sick, but he also felt that Song Shu was using the cold to avoid studying. His expression was very indifferent, as if he was angry, but also as if he was examining her coldly.
"Just take a good rest if you have a cold."
Song Chen's idea was not sudden, because Song Shu's attitude towards learning had not been very good recently. On the one hand, Song Shu could not learn, and on the other hand, Song Shu was really sleepy.
Song Chen asked questions, but Song Shu couldn't answer them. In order to play the victim, Song Shu didn't use the ointment, and his fingers and the back of his hands are still red. When Song Chen saw this, he remained silent and stopped hitting him with his pen. Instead, he looked at him coldly, as if wondering how someone could be so stupid.
Every time Song Chen couldn't help wanting to curse, he would meet Song Shu's confused and innocent eyes, and Song Chen would swallow back the curse words, turning them into a mild sarcasm.
At first, Song Shu thought, "I'm sorry, I'm so stupid," but now Chun Chun has the attitude of "Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just so stupid, so what?"
Because he found that he could get the greatest happiness from Song Chen by playing badly, and as long as he pretended to be good, Song Chen would not be able to do anything to him.
Sure enough, he is just like his brother.jpg
Song Shu chuckled, thinking he had grasped Song Chen's mentality.
After hanging up the phone, Song Shu rolled over on the sofa. Although he had a stuffy nose, a cold and a headache, he felt refreshed when he thought about not having to go to work. "Yeah, a free day!"
555: [I have completely turned into a corporate slave. 】
"You don't understand the value of not working on weekdays."
Song Shu picked up the tablet beside him and started looking for some good animations, while swiping for delicious takeout on his phone.
Because of a cold, Song Shu couldn't eat meaty or spicy food, but - who cares!
I am a otaku and a 2D fan, so why should I care whether I catch a cold or not?
(No) (crossed out)
Song Shu happily ordered milk tea, happy water and spicy fried chicken, then lay on the bed, playing games and surfing the internet while waiting for the takeaway.
It is really nice to be alone at home. When Song Shu gets tired of lying down, he can sit up, and when he gets tired of sitting, he can stand up. He can also eat all kinds of junk food. In short, no one cares what he does. The experience can be summed up in one word: cool!
Song Shu was addicted to the virtual world and didn't want to open the dense Fetion messages on his phone. When the doorbell rang, Song Shu went out to get takeout, and then he had time to deal with it.
There were four people who sent him messages, namely Chen Yu, his online crush, the idiot Gu Shao, and his brother Song Chen.
Shen: [I will go back next week]
asdfg: [Honey, the seasons are changing recently, be careful not to catch a cold^^]
Cold-faced Yama: [Remember to take a picture of your lunch for me]
Shabi: [Song Shao, there is a big problem!!]
These messages made Song Shu more silent, and asdfg's letters always made Song Shu feel like he was being spied on. But how could he be spied on in his own room?
Song Shu felt a chill on his back and rubbed his arms as he replied one by one. When it was Song Chen's turn, he was well prepared and sent him a picture of the millet porridge and hot milk he had ordered in advance as a sick meal.
Beware of the principle of chirping balance: [I’m done eating]
Song Chen didn't reply, probably because he was busy.
Song Shu moved to Chen Yu's dialog box. Chen Yu will be back next week. Today is Monday, which means there are only seven or eight days left.
Song Shu thought about it and felt that he shouldn't have too high expectations about Shen Yu's gender, but he couldn't help but pay attention to her secretly.
He replied with a clear emoticon, and finally looked at the messages from Gu Shao and asdfg.
Song Shu didn't really want to reply to asdfg, because every time the garbled netizen sent a message, it seemed like it was timed perfectly, always coinciding with the time when Shen Yu sent a message or when he opened Fetion. To say it was a coincidence was too much of a coincidence! Song Shu always felt something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.
Song Shu has always had the mentality of a creditor towards this online love partner. He didn't have too many thoughts and just wanted to pay back the money as quickly as possible.
Rather than replying to the garbled netizens, he would rather reply to the message from the stupid Gu Shao.
While Song Shu was replying to other people's messages, Gu Shao sent a lot of messages.
Shabi: [Mr. Song? Are you here?]
Shabi: [The gangsters in the south of the city are not convinced and are coming to surround us. Master Song, come quickly!]
Shabi: [Positioning]
…
Stupid: [Damn it, they are so cruel that they actually called the police!]
…
Shabi: [Big brother, can you come to the police station to rescue us?]
Song Shu was still wondering about Master Gu's news, but it turned out that the two messages were sent within two minutes of each other, and he stopped calling him Master Song and started calling him "Big Brother".
The smile on Song Shu's face was harder to suppress than AK's. He finally understood why Master Gu could only be a cannon fodder.
It's so stupid that it makes me laugh to death.
555:……
It thinks that Gu Shao and Song Shu have similar IQ levels.
Song Shu's smile had not disappeared yet. He put down his phone and planned to continue watching the fun, but 555 asked him to go, saying that this was part of the mission.
Song Shu looked at the fried chicken and milk tea that he hadn't finished eating, and thought: "Can you wait a little longer?"
【cannot. 】
Song Shu still had a cold and didn't really want to change his clothes before going out. He thought it wouldn't take much time to go to the orange shop to pick someone up, so he just put on a black jacket over his cartoon pajamas, pulled up the collar, and put on a mask.
Now who can tell that he is wearing two-dimensional pajamas?
555: [Right, right, right. Who can tell the difference between you and a genius?]
As he walked out, Song Shu replied, "No, it's Mr. Gu."
Beware of the Chirp Balancing Principle: [What's going on? I'll be right over]
Hahahaha, he was actually caught in the orange.
Song Shu was still thinking about this as he rode the subway, and he laughed to himself from time to time.
Moreover, Master Gu seemed to be extremely panicked, and he did not have his usual pretentious demeanor at all.
Shabi: [Brother, have you arrived yet?]
Shabi: [If they don’t arrive soon, they will notify my parents]
Song Shu was in a very good mood now.
In the past, when Gu Shaosen urged me to finish my work at night, I felt terrible. But today, when Gu Shaosen urged me to finish my work, I felt great.
He typed slowly.
Beware of the chirping principle: [What’s the hurry? It’s almost here.]
Mr. Gu didn't want to urge him any further. Song Shu wanted to watch the fun, so he rushed to the scene as soon as he got off the subway.
Fortunately, the police station was not far from the subway exit. Song Shu walked there in about five minutes. When he entered the door, he saw people squatting on both sides causing trouble.
There were about seven or eight people on each side. What shocked Song Shu was that Gu Shao was actually a college student, and there were several hooligans with him who were high school students, and the hooligans on the other side were also high school hooligans. Because the two parties were just arguing, the police criticized and educated them, and told them to call their guardians to come and pick them up before letting them go.
Gu Shao's family is strict, so he sent a message to Song Shu for help.
Song Shu looked at Gu Shao who was squatting on the ground and looking at him pitifully, and suddenly he felt a flock of crows flying over his head.
No, buddy, where is your domineering aura in the club the other day?
Song Shu brought Gu Shao out in a complicated way, and also rescued several other high school students who were causing trouble.
Song Shu didn't want to say anything. After he pulled the man out, he wanted to leave. After all, it was none of his business. If he went back later, his fried chicken and milk tea would not taste good.
He glanced at Mr. Gu and the high school students who were standing in a row in front of him, as honest as quails, and for a moment he didn't understand why they stood like that.
Song Shu looked at Gu Shao and said, "It's over. I'm leaving first."
"Hey! Wait!"
Hearing that he was leaving, Gu Shao became a little flustered and in desperation grabbed Song Shu's hand.
This was an extremely urgent situation. Gu Shao was anxious and his way of grabbing was random. Song Shu just turned around at that time, and he could only grab the corner of Song Shu's clothes in a hurry. He tripped over his left foot and accidentally fell into Song Shu's arms.
Song Shu's body was that of an adult after all. Although it was a little weak, he could barely catch Gu Shao. The problem was that when Gu Shao fell into Song Shu's arms, he blushed and panicked, and struggled several times like a duck trying to swim, and directly opened the zipper of Song Shu's jacket.
It just so happened that another group of people who had been quarreling in the police station were also bailed out. They were originally unwilling to accept the loss of the quarrel, so when they saw Gu Shao and the other group gathered together, they thought they were waiting for them to have another fight, but they did not come to join in the fun.
So the moment the two groups of people met, Song Shu's windbreaker was ruthlessly stripped off by Gu Shao, revealing the two-dimensional otaku pajamas underneath.
——Green cute pajamas, wings of freedom, there is the sea on the other side of the wall, is there freedom on the other side of the sea?
That day, humans finally remembered the fear of being dominated by giants.jpg
It was like a green holy light. Everyone present stood still, their eyes fixed on Song Shu. Their shock was self-evident - damn, a 2D otaku.
Countless alpacas were running wildly through Song Shu's heart, their orange and yellow fur ruffled in the wind.
Gu Shao was also very panicked. What was that? He pulled it open!
Time seemed to stand still, and a plastic bag was swept across the ground. Gu Shao swallowed and re-zipped his pants for Song Shu under Song Shu's gaze, his fingers shaking as he zipped them up.
Song Shu cursed madly in his heart, but his face was cold and expressionless: "...**"
You fucking think I'll forgive you if you zip up?
It’s a damn good thing he wore a mask, damn it!! Song Shu screamed like a groundhog in his heart, and his ears turned red.
The sound of the zipper being pulled to the end seemed like a hint, and slowly some people began to move.
"Hahahaha, hahahaha, this one, I know, it's pretty good."
After saying that, the man secretly looked at Song Shu.
"Yes, yes, yes, I remember it too. It was very beautiful."
"What's wrong with the second dimension? I am also a second dimension."
Song Shu wore a mask, her yellow hair was messy and looked very stylish, with every strand of hair in the right place. She had fair skin and clear eyes and eyebrows, and she looked very pleasing.
Gu Shao's face turned red as an apple. In order to hide his embarrassment, he pushed the person in front of him away and shouted, "Go away, go away, what are you looking at!"
He originally wanted to protect Song Shu and put an end to this embarrassing farce, but he ended up pushing a troublemaker who was peeking at Song Shu. The troublemaker was very sensitive and felt that he was caught peeking. He was so guilty that he said in a rough voice: "Why are you touching me? We didn't have enough fight just now, right?"
Being surrounded by people watching the fun all the time, Young Master Gu was already unhappy, and now he also got a little angry: "How dare you talk like that? Did I beg you to be here?"
"Why, you really want to fight, right?"
“…”
"Come on, I've been disliking you for a long time!"
I don’t know who it was, but someone even shouted something very silly: “Kick them all out!”
The atmosphere was tense, and the two sides returned to their formations, about to fight again. However, a comrade with a louder voice ran out of the police station and said in full force: "What are you doing? Fighting in front of the police station?!!"
………
Orange two round tour.
Song Shu felt numb, he was glad that he wasn't wearing clothes with his wife's print on them.
Damn it, why is Master Gu so mean? ? You said you want to throw it, so you throw it. It would be fine if you threw it into someone's arms, but you even pulled it hard!
Song Shu's eyes seemed murderous, and Gu Shao's little head immediately buried even lower.
【It's okay, you're wearing a mask. 】
Song Shu said angrily: "If I didn't wear a mask, I would kill these people!"
The police were very rude to these troublemakers who had been in prison for the second time. After lecturing them for half an hour, they once again said, "Call your parents to take them back. If no one comes, you have to stay here overnight."
Before leaving, he muttered: "Kids nowadays are so interesting. They are even expelled. We were not so immature back then."
After saying that, the police went out, leaving them alone to reflect on their actions.
Song Shu, who was shot in the knee: "..."
Everyone looked at each other in bewilderment: “…………”
After looking at each other, the slow-witted teenagers felt ashamed and lowered their heads and blushed.
Song Shu and Gu Shao were very close. He crossed his arms and sneered, "Call and ask your parents to come."
Gu Shao: QAQ
Very fierce.
Young Master Gu shuddered. Although he was usually carefree, he was still afraid of his parents at this age. Moreover, he had a little crush on Song Shu, and he had just made Song Shu unhappy, so Song Shu's cold face scared him to death. With shaking hands, he took out his cell phone and called his mother.
Song Shu originally wanted Gu Shao's parents to take him back with them, but Gu Shao didn't get his meaning at all. Just like a small animal that is afraid of its natural enemy, he was afraid of him, but he also huddled next to him tightly, and would not leave no matter how he tried to drive him away with his eyes. Occasionally, he would sniff pitifully and whisper to Song Shu, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."
Song Shu: “…”
Gu Shao's eyes revealed panic and clear stupidity.
Originally, Song Shu thought that Mr. Gu couldn't be a college student, but now he couldn't question it.
Being stared at the whole time, Song Shu simply ignored Gu Shao. Then, of course, when Gu Shao's parents came, they didn't take him away. They kept apologizing to him, saying that their son was too stupid and had implicated him.
Gu Shao wanted to refute, but his mother glared at him. He dared not say anything and lowered his head. It seemed that he would have to eat bamboo shoots and stir-fried meat when he returned.
The mother had already apologized, so Song Shu could only say it was okay and sent Gu Shao and his mother away in tears. Xin Lei sat down and looked around. He was the only one in the room who had not been taken away.
“………”
Song Shu stared at the phone, somewhat afraid to move, "555, if I send a message to Song Chen, will I be assassinated?"
555 shook his head: [It’s hard to say.]
Song Shu felt weak and helpless, and felt that if he didn't notify Song Chen he would have to spend the night in the police station.
"How about you help me post it?"
555 responded quickly: [Sure.]
Song Shu turned on his phone and closed his eyes again, "Hurry, hurry, Song Chen should be off work at this time."
After saying that, Song Shu was still worried. He was afraid of eating fried bamboo shoots and meat, so he whispered, "It's better to be more tactful and make me a victim."
【okok.】
555 acted as fiercely as a tiger and finally made Song Shu open his eyes.
Beware of the Jiji balancing principle: [Brother, can you come to the police station to rescue me?]
Song Shu's eyes went dark: "…………Fuck you, the duplication rate is 100%, right?"
Isn't this exactly the same as the one that that idiot Gu Shao sent him? !
555 Innocent: [I think that's very tactful. ]
Song Shu clicked the withdraw button frantically, but Song Chen replied faster than him, almost instantly, as if he had been staring at the chat box with him.
Cold-faced Hades: [? ]
………
Song Shu hid in a corner and became autistic.
【I am afraid when you speak. 】
"This person is dead, burn some paper if you have any questions."
Song Shu drew circles, and there was a dark cloud over his head. He didn't dare to open his phone to see Song Chen's reaction. He said he would take a leave because of a cold, but he met at the police station.
Song Chen must have felt that he was lying to him before.
Can he say that it is true that he has a cold, and it is also true that he was doing his mission and watching the fun?
Besides, he took some medicine before going out, so he didn't feel that bad. He didn't expect to suddenly eat oranges!
Song Shu touched his nose and felt itchy, so he sneezed.
Now the tail of the eye is even redder, making him look even more pitiful.
During the sneeze, Song Chen had already walked behind him. Song Shu was still drawing circles unconsciously, and when his butt was touched by Song Chen's leather shoes, he stood up suddenly, and his voice was a little broken because he was too excited: "Brother!"
Song Chen had just gotten off work and was still wearing a business suit. The cold and indifferent black uniform was originally a symbol of gentlemanly elegance, but because of his suppressed anger, he looked violent when he was not smiling, like a thug, suppressing the beauty of his facial features and making people not want to get close to him.
"I feel like I have a cold. I wonder if your skin is itchy..."
Song Chen folded his hands, his dark face with a full aura was very scary. He sneered and was about to make a mockery, but unexpectedly Song Shu stood up suddenly, his blood supply was cut off, he felt dizzy and grabbed his hand to steady himself, and his whole body almost leaned in his arms, breathing softly.
A familiar smell.
He and Song Shu use the same scented shower gel.
Song Chen was stunned for a moment, and his anger inexplicably subsided a little. He lowered his head, and Song Shu's pitiful, bullied expression made him pause, and he subconsciously put his other hand around Song Shu's waist to make Song Shu stand more steadily.
However, the disappearance of anger value is just one less sarcastic remark.
"You have a cold and you're still hanging around and participating in a gang fight. Don't tell me you were just passing by."
Song Shu smiled awkwardly, "I said I was just passing by, do you believe me, brother?"
Song Chen glanced at him sideways, a little coldly, "Why didn't you just stay here overnight when everyone else had left?"
Song Shu's legs were numb from squatting for so long, so he had no choice but to grab Song Chen's hand and hop on one foot, mumbling, "I'm afraid you'll scold me."
Some intimate and direct words.
Song Chen said nothing and tolerated Song Shu jumping out next to him like a lame frog.
When they got in the car, Song Shu jumped to the back seat and saw Song Chen also sitting in the back seat. Song Shu originally wanted to escape to the co-pilot seat, but Song Chen's look made him dare not move.
It's like a natural blood suppression.
Song Shu fastened his seat belt obediently.
…
After finally reaching Song Shu's neighborhood, Song Shu was about to go down, but Song Chen was indifferent and stared at him straight in the eyes.
"come over."
Song Shu was a little scared, "What's wrong, brother?"
Song Chen showed no impatience, which was rare. "Stretch out your hand."
Song Shu looked at it and didn't know which hand it was, so he simply stretched out both hands.
It was almost evening, the street lights were on, and the car was dim, reflecting the white and slender fingers of Song Shu, but some parts were eye-catchingly red. Song Chen stared at them for a long time along the way, but she didn't realize it and thought there was no need to deal with it as long as it didn't hurt.
Song Chen took out a bottle of medicine spray from his pocket. His jawline was cold and hard, and he gently pulled Song Shu's hand with a movement that didn't match his expression.
The carriage was originally filled with the same fragrance between them, but now there was also a hint of medicinal smell.
Song Shu didn't realize Song Chen's unnaturalness, and he moved closer, so Song Chen could see the tiny hairs on his face.
"Brother, it really doesn't hurt, no need to spray."
Pain blocking is awesome.
Song Chen had no expression on his face. If you looked closely, it seemed that his ears were a little red. He said impatiently, "...Why are you talking so much nonsense?"
Song Chen sprayed roughly and delicately, but Song Shu still had his pain-blocking turned on and didn't feel anything. When Song Chen finished spraying and told him to get out of the car, he finally reacted with an "oh oh oh" and got out.
Almost at the moment Song Shu got out of the car, Song Chen's car drove away immediately, leaving behind a trail of exhaust fumes.
Song Shu stood there, thought about it and decided to go to the convenience store to buy some food, then slowly returned home and fell on the sofa, wailing loudly.
"555, can you skip this world? I don't want to stay here anymore."
In fact, Song Shu just didn't want to do the mission anymore. Without a wife, there was no hope. Without hope, he would have to pay money and be a sucker.
Woo woo woo
Thinking back to the social death that had just occurred in the police station, Song Shu felt that he could prepare for his funeral.
555's tone was very tolerant and compassionate: [Of course not. ]
Song Shu rolled over and over, whimpering and sneezing because of a cold. His eyes and nose were red, and he looked very pitiful.
He sat up and sniffed. He was not in a good mood because he had a cold. He opened Weibo and posted the fan art he had drawn. He felt much happier when he saw the praises below.
Song Shu has always been a person who is very good at self-comfort. He has thought about it. If Chen Yu is really a man, he will just treat it as a task.
555: [You couldn't bring yourself to do it to your wife, but if it was a man you would have no scruples.]
Song Shu took a sip of Coke with great pain and complained: "How can boys and girls be the same? I haven't settled the score with you in the last life yet!"
[Who knew you could jump into the same pit four times. ]
Song Shu pounded the table: "That's the wife I've always wanted but never seen! Who can resist that? But you turned her into a man! A man!!"
555: […Private Marseille.]
Song Shu leaned to one side, feeling that if Chen Yu was really a man, this would be the end of his life.
He was flipping through Weibo and commenting on it with his hand when he accidentally saw a private message.
It was the cosplayer named Gu Yu who sent him a private message.
Gu Yu: [Thanks to the teacher for authorizing the photo of the bunny girl~@松鼠很眠]
It looks like a cosplay picture.
Song Shu originally clicked it with the intention of taking a look, but he didn't know the result until he saw it. He jumped up immediately.
"Fuck, 555, why does this Gu Yu look so much like my wife Chen Yu?!!"
Not to mention similar, they are exactly the same!!
Unlike Alice, Chen Yu is a tall, mature lady type with a cold appearance and is androgynous. Her temperament is not soft and she is very aggressive.
But Song Shu's favorite is Chen Yu's cute contrast, because the indifferent Chen Yu is very cute when she is in love and likes to act coquettishly. It's a pity that she met a tall, rich and handsome scumbag who doesn't know how to cherish her.
Song Shu was angry.
【Wake up, you are tall, rich and handsome. 】
Song Shu became even angrier, "Isn't it because of you?"
Song Shu turned his eyes back to the screen and found it really strange. Chen Yu's profession in the game should be a perfume designer, how could she be a cosplayer?
Song Shu's expression changed constantly and became extremely serious.
No, no, no, this isolated island is not Chenyu.
After thinking for a while, Song Shu went crazy.
If it's not Chen Yu, then why do they look so similar?
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