Chapter 65 Your Majesty, Quiet and Elegant
Nie Yao made a small gift for his wife.
But now is not the time to give it to him.
Today's exercise goal has not been achieved yet, and Nie Yao dug out a large basket of firecrackers that had been prepared in advance from the corner of the horse farm.
"This is a new product from our factory." Nie Yao told his wife not to get so close to the lantern, as it was dangerous. "How about we play with firecrackers together tonight?"
"Okay, husband."
Du Suilan believes that firecrackers are toys that children like.
He is married.
And a baby.
You are an adult now!
He wouldn't like...
"Wow! It's so loud, husband!" Du Suilan lit the fuse according to her husband's instructions, stood up and trotted away.
“Jiu-dong!!”
Nie Yao built the factory to produce primary thermal weapons, so making these small firecrackers was no problem at all.
The quality beats similar products on the market.
It's safe, gorgeous, and loud enough.
His Majesty the Emperor tried one game after another and even learned how to fry horse manure without any instruction.
"Are you ready, husband?" His Majesty the Emperor was very nervous. He ordered his husband to make sure that he would not be stained with horse manure.
must! ! !
"Don't worry, wife!"
Nie Yao had already gotten tired of playing with these messy things when he was a child in his previous life.
He was here to keep his wife safe tonight.
The doctor said it’s best not to let my wife get hurt, otherwise the consequences will be serious.
"Then...then I exploded?"
“Wa ...
Du Suilan ran as fast as she could, fearing that if she slowed down she would be in big trouble. "Hurry, hurry, hurry! Husband, please save me! Ahh ...
There was a "bang!" sound behind me.
The adventurous Emperor specially picked a large firecracker to do this.
Fortunately, Nie Yao was well prepared.
He covered himself and his wife tightly with a large piece of oil paper in advance.
Horse manure was flying into the sky.
Then it drifted away and landed again.
"Patta, patta," Du Sui Lan felt the horse manure that had been blown into pieces occasionally falling on his head.
Scared to death!!
Du Suilan hugged her husband tightly and hid in his arms.
Silently chanting: Don't let it fall on him! Don't let it fall on him! If there's any flaw, go find his husband! It was his husband who brought him here to play!
"Okay, wife."
When everything was settled, Nie Yao lifted up the large oil paper stained with horse manure and quickly threw it away.
My wife is really bad at it but she loves to play.
He could imagine that if any part of his wife's body was stained with even a little bit of horse manure today, the scene would be a complete chaos.
"Wife, there are bamboos over there. Let's go blow them up?" Blowing up bamboos is enough. Horse manure or manure pits are not suitable for a clean-loving guy like my wife.
“But there’s a piece of horse poop in there!”
The scene just now was too exciting.
Du Sui Lan, who had never played this kind of game before, was a little addicted.
Seeing that there is something else next to it, I am eager to make another big one.
"Wife..."
Nie Yao tried to dissuade her, but his wife, who was already in a rage, refused to listen.
All right.
He has already made his efforts. Don't blame him if something uncontrollable happens later.
"Hurry, hurry! Honey, I need this!"
Du Sui Lan found a firecracker under the bamboo basket that was bigger than his hand. Just by looking at its size, he knew that it was extremely powerful.
Nie Yao felt a little regretful about preparing such an exciting thing for his wife.
Big babies are also babies, playing with some small firecrackers is enough.
This kind of lethality is not suitable for him.
"Wait, wife."
Nie Yao had already foreseen the tragic scene that was about to happen. To prevent his wife from running too fast and getting hurt, he suggested, "Stand over there for a while. How about I teach you how to throw a bomb?"
The old imperial physician said that my wife can only do moderate exercise for the next year.
Definitely not too intense.
This firecracker will definitely blow the undried horse manure everywhere, and if my wife runs slower, she will win.
"Oh well."
Du Suilan still listened to the advice.
Holding her husband's hand, she skipped to the place he had chosen.
"Watch this, wife." Nie Yao demonstrated with a small stone and hit the target accurately.
"Ah~Hubby, you're so dirty! You're actually pooping!"
My wife dislikes it.
Nie Yao was speechless.
Who is the person who wants to blow up horse manure? And you think he is dirty. How clean can you be when you are holding firecrackers?
"Wife, are you sure you want to do this?" Before his wife took action, Nie Yao confirmed his intention with her for the last time.
"Will you protect me, husband?"
Du Suilan also confirmed his personal safety with him.
Nie Yao said that he would definitely not let anything dirty get on his body, but he couldn't control his psychological feelings.
so……
"That's enough!" Du Suilan believed he was tough and that even the smallest storms and waves couldn't scare him. He hugged his husband and said, "As long as you say you can protect me, I won't be afraid!"
After saying that, he lit the fire with a determined look on his face.
His learning ability is very strong. Even if the instructor's teaching level is not very good, His Majesty is smart enough to grasp the essence of the lesson.
Throw in standard posture.
Hit the target successfully.
“Zizizizi…”
The long lead becomes visibly shorter.
Nie Yao was about to unfold the new large oil paper when Du Suilan said coquettishly, "Husband, husband! I want to see how it explodes!"
"You'll find a way, right, husband?"
"Husband? Husband~~Husband~~~"
The leads are getting shorter and shorter.
Nie Yao quickly warned him three times that the scene would be very disgusting, and asked him to be mentally prepared and close his eyes if he couldn't handle it.
Du Suilan has made up his mind.
"Don't worry, husband, I can handle it!"
He insisted on watching.
Nie Yao put down the oil paper in his hand.
"boom!!!"
At the moment the firecrackers exploded, Nie Yao protected his wife, and his deep inner strength expanded outward to form a small all-round protective circle.
So disgusting...
This was the only sentence left in Du Suilan's mind.
"vomit……"
The crisis was resolved, and Du Suilan, who had been full of enthusiasm just now, instantly became dispirited.
I couldn't hold back my nausea and vomited on the spot.
"Go... Ugh... Ugh..." He wanted to leave here quickly! "Ugh... Ugh... Disgusting... Ugh... Ugh..."
"Hurry! Take me away!!"
Because his wife strongly requested that he leave the scene immediately, Nie Yao didn't even have time to rinse his mouth before he flew back with him.
Inside the bedroom.
Du Suilan rinsed his mouth repeatedly with expensive tea.
Afterwards, I took a bath with a large amount of fragrant plum petals.
After everything was done, Du Suilan lay on her husband, feeling half dead. He was sad, but he didn't want to admit that he was the cause of all this.
So he sniffed pitifully and blamed himself, saying, "It's all your fault. If you hadn't taken me to play with firecrackers, how could I have become like this..."
The world is already dirty, he wants to immigrate to Mars.
Du Suilan: "Hubby, will there be an emperor on Mars? What if I move there and no one serves me?"
"Don't worry, I will serve you well."
Seeing that his wife was quite shocked, Nie Yao explained to her that horses eat grass, and what comes out after the grass is digested and absorbed by the horse's digestive system is what he just saw.
In fact, it was not as dirty as he imagined.
At least it's a thousand times cleaner than what omnivores do.
"Stop talking!"
Du Suilan was furious. He decided to keep his dark history secret and never let anyone mention it again.
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