Chapter 194 Extra
Nan Nan and Xi Xi had always had less hair when they were young, partly because Qing Heng didn't take good care of them, but more because they often fought. The first time they met, they fought to the death. After Qing Heng finally separated them, they were both bald.
Xiaoxiao and the others laughed until tears came out: "What happened next? When did Uncle and Nannan stop fighting?"
Du Heng was making butter flowers slowly. After thinking for a while, he said, "They probably stopped fighting after Xiaoyu showed up."
Xiaoxiao looked at Xuanyu in surprise: "Long Jun is so charming that he can stop Uncle and Nannan from fighting?!"
Xuan Yu said coldly: "Yes, because when I came back, they teamed up to beat me."
Xiaoxiao: “Pfft——” Everyone burst into laughter. It seems that everyone has a moment of innocence.
Feng Gui snorted, "Hit you? How can Nan Nan and I be your opponents? Before our fists could land on you, Qing Heng came to defend us, and then Nan Nan and I would be punished to stand. Think about it, how many times were you the one who took the initiative to provoke me?"
Xuan Yu said calmly: "I am an upright dragon and will not take the initiative to provoke."
As soon as the words fell, Jing Nan and Feng Gui's faces darkened at the same time: "Here we go again. Don't think that we won't dare to do anything now that Du Heng is protecting us?"
Xiaoxiao secretly swallowed the cream flower Du Heng had just made. With a mouth full of sweetness, he asked vaguely, "Du Hengheng, you just mentioned the time when your uncle and Nannan met you. What about Long Jun? What was it like when Long Jun met you?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Du Heng's old face turned red. Seeing Du Heng like this, Jing Nan raised his eyebrows: "Come to think of it, I have never pried out from you how you two met. Um..."
Judging from Du Heng's expression, there must be something fishy about the meeting between these two people. Jing Nan poked Du Heng's lower back in a frivolous way: "Tell us, how did you and Xiaoyu know each other?"
Du Heng pursed his lips tightly, and the roots behind his ears were red and almost dripping blood. Jing Nan chuckled: "You don't want to tell me, right? Don't you know that the Nine-Tailed Clan can use illusions? Be careful that I will use illusions on you two."
Jing Nan swore by his fox character that he could do such a thing. Du Heng looked up at Xuan Yu, who was looking at him. There was a faint blue light flowing in his black pupils, and Xuan Yu's eyes were full of trust: "Tell me, if Jing Nan and the others can't get anything out of us today, we can't rest."
Fifteen years after adopting Xixi, Qingheng and Wuwang went to the ruins of the Chaos Sea. Although they said it was in the Chaos Sea, the entrance to the ruins was actually on the mudflats south of Dongji Mountain. The ruins were not big, there was no danger inside, and there were no valuable things inside, so many cultivators were too lazy to go.
Qingheng had two more mouths to feed at home, and he also needed a lot of spiritual treasures for his own cultivation. This kind of risk-free small ruins was just right for him to go. If he sold the things he picked up from the ruins, he could at least buy two bottles of Peiyuan Dan for the two little ones at home.
Not many people entered the ruins this time, and Wuwang knew there were no treasures to be found after he entered the ruins. However, seeing Qingheng happily digging those centuries-old spiritual plants, he let him go.
The ruins were hot and humid, and even if Qingheng was possessed by spiritual energy, he would still be rubbed dirty by the things in the forest. After completing a day's work of picking spiritual plants, Qingheng would find a pond to clean his body and wash his Taoist robes.
He and Wuwang gradually walked towards the depths of the ruins. Before sunset, they found a cave as a temporary base. There was a pond near the cave. After deciding on the base, Qingheng took off his clothes and dipped into the pond to wash.
Wu Wang stood on the shore holding a long sword. He was very disgusted with Qing Heng's behavior of washing naked in the open air. When Qing Heng went into the water, he said with a sullen face: "If you don't have enough spiritual energy, I will lend it to you. Why do you have to act like a mortal?"
Qing Heng cleaned his robe carelessly: "Eight generations ago, our ancestors were all mortals. Don't look down on mortals."
Wu Wang was too lazy to argue with Qing Heng. He snorted, "I don't know if the water is dirty or not, but you just soak in it. If something dirty gets on you later, I won't help you."
Qing Heng hummed a little tune while washing, his back facing Wu Wang, his long black hair stuck to his back, making his back look like white jade. In fact, Qing Heng looked a little thin when he was wearing clothes, but after he took off his clothes, his figure was revealed.
While Qingheng and Wuwang were talking, he suddenly stopped. Wuwang was still on the shore, chattering, "Didn't I bring you a new robe last time? Why are you still wearing old clothes? Did your two pets ruin the clothes I gave you?"
Qing Heng didn't respond for a long time. Wu Wang looked over suspiciously: "What's wrong?"
Qingheng's voice was trembling: "Wu...Wuwang, there is...something bothering me."
Wuwang was startled and drew his sword instantly: "What the hell is that?! Where is it stuck?!" Wuwang's spiritual sense had been on alert in the water and the surroundings, but he didn't notice anything unusual!
After saying this, Wuwang flew in front of Qingheng. He stepped on Qingheng's clothes floating in front of him and said, "Where are you entangled?!"
Qing Heng didn't know where to put his hands, and he was about to cry: "Down...down..."
Wuwang cast his spiritual consciousness into the water, and the honest Wuwang first looked at Qingheng's feet. The water in this pond was quite clear, and there were no entangled vines under the water. He moved his eyes upwards and saw a green ball entangled in Qingheng's indescribable place.
Wuwang gasped: "Snake! The snake is wrapped around you!" After saying this, Wuwang put away the sword with one hand and hung the other hand above the water in the posture of an eagle's claw.
As soon as Qing Heng saw Wu Wang's hand, he got scared: "Wu Wang, calm down! If you use your hand, I'll be gone this afternoon!"
Wu Wang got a straight face and started to scold him: "I told you not to swim naked in the open air! Now you've got something dirty on you! Don't move! I'll pick it off for you!"
Qing Heng cried out: "I didn't move, it was him that was moving!!"
Wuwang was so disappointed that he said, "Stand up straight!" Qingheng's voice was shaking, "It can't stand up straight... It's moving, why is this snake like this... Is it poisonous?"
Wuwang looked down at Qingheng's place with a bad temper and said, "It's just right that it's poisonous! After I get rid of your evil roots, I will send you to the Buddhist sect tomorrow. I won't have to worry about you running around in the future!"
Qing Heng choked up and said, "I am still a virgin..."
As he was talking, the snake wrapped around his legs moved again. Qing Heng groaned and his face turned red. This was too exciting. Maybe because the snake was small, its scales were cool and slippery. Qing Heng had never experienced such stimulation before, and he couldn't hold it back.
Wuwang looked at Qingheng speechlessly. He stretched out his hand and tapped a few spots on Qingheng's chest: "Hold it! I've never heard of anyone giving their first time to a snake. It's embarrassing!"
Qingheng covered his face and said, "I don't want to live anymore."
Regardless of what Qingheng thought, after a flurry of activity, Wuwang finally untangled the little snake that was wrapped around Qingheng. It was a small green snake that was only as long as a chopstick, and it was different from other snakes, which either had round or triangular heads. This little snake looked very ugly.
Its mouth is not as big as other snakes, its nose is wide, and its face is covered with wrinkles. Just as Wu Wang said, he had never seen such an ugly snake. The little snake looked at Qing Heng with its big blue eyes without blinking, and Qing Heng's heart softened: "This guy is so cute."
Wu Wang stared at the little snake for a while, then he raised his hand to cut it in two: "Are you blind? This thing is definitely not a normal snake. It dared to molest you at such a young age. What will it be like when it grows up?!"
Seeing that the little snake was about to be torn into two pieces by Wuwang, Qingheng pleaded, "Let it go. It's so small, it probably doesn't know anything."
Wu Wang was almost laughing with anger. He casually threw the little snake to the side of the pond and said, "I surrender to you. Sooner or later you will die because of your own kindness. Hurry and get up!"
Qingheng chased Wuwang: "You go first..." He was almost too embarrassed to face people. Wuwang glanced at Qingheng speechlessly: "What a promising person."
Just as Wuwang was about to fly up, the little snake that he had thrown away came back swiftly, its thin body slid across the water and headed straight for Qingheng. After a while, it swiftly wrapped itself around Qingheng's wrist, rubbing against Qingheng's skin affectionately, not considering itself a foreign snake at all.
The little snake was only as long as a chopstick, and its thin body was not even as thick as Qingheng's little finger. It was wrapped around Qingheng's wrist like a jade ring. Its tail swung proudly, and it felt itchy when it brushed against Qingheng's skin. Qingheng finally understood what was going on with that uncontrollable feeling just now.
Wu Wang was puzzled: "Why is this snake so familiar?"
Having been in the cultivation world for a long time, Wuwang was familiar with the habits of snakes. Wouldn't most snakes run away desperately when they saw people? This snake looked quite tender, as if it had just hatched not long ago. Could it be that it mistook Qingheng for its mother?
Thinking of this possibility, Wuwang's face darkened, and he looked around Wenheng's feet with his spiritual sense. He saw an eggshell half hidden in the sand near Wenheng's ankle. The eggshell was green and although the outside was covered with sand, the inside was clean and tidy.
Wuwang's guess was correct. Qingheng was lucky and happened to see a small snake hatching. It looked like a small snake.
The little snake was particularly dependent on Qingheng. It wrapped around Qingheng's right wrist and refused to come down no matter what. Wuwang sighed, "What kind of shit luck do you have? First you picked up a fox, then a chicken, and it's ok to fight every day. Now you picked up a snake... You can't even support yourself, and you still want to support the three of them?"
Qing Heng was facing the campfire, looking at the little snake sleeping on his arm: "Too many lice don't itch, too many debts don't worry, it's just a matter of having one more little spiritual pet, it's not a big problem."
Before he could finish his words, Wuwang yelled at Qingheng: "What do you mean it's not a big problem! You even have trouble eating! I'm telling you, this is the last time! If you pick up some weird things again, I will beat your head off!"
Qing Heng turned a deaf ear to what he heard. He was quite happy: "Look, this little fellow is emerald green all over. How about calling him Xiao Yu? Doesn't it sound nice?"
Wu Wang covered his face and said, "What have I done wrong to deserve a friend like you? If you get eaten by this snake someday, don't come and cry to me."
Xiaoxiao and Xiaoyu looked at Du Heng's mouth in bewilderment. They suddenly lost their hearing from the beginning. They only heard the part where Qing Heng went to take a bath in the pond, and they didn't know what happened next.
After Du Heng finished speaking, Jing Nan and Feng Gui were both heartbroken: "What a sin! It turns out that this bastard seduced you and took your body the first time he saw you!" Feng Gui sighed to the sky: "What a sin! He has such a scheming mind just after hatching. Nan Nan and I are ashamed of ourselves."
Xuan Yu was very calm. He placed the cream flowers made by Du Heng in the appropriate position on the cake: "Qing Heng's aura made me break out of my shell. It's instinct for me to rely on him."
Jing Nan smiled wryly: "Depend on? Why don't you pick a small place to depend on? Why pick such a sensitive place?"
Xuan Yu sighed: "It's not that I don't want to, but I was as long as a chopstick at that time. Apart from that part, only my wrist could be rolled up."
Xiaoxiao couldn't help herself anymore: "Uncle, are you done talking? Can you let Xiaoyu and I out?"
Feng Gui warned Du Heng: "Don't tell Xiaoxiao what happened when you two first met. You have defiled my nephew. I will never forgive you two!"
Du Heng was speechless: "Isn't this... what you want to hear?"
As soon as Xiaoxiao's ears relaxed, the spell that his uncle had bound them by was invalidated. He was about to ask something when he saw Du Heng pointing at the big cake on the table: "The cake is ready, Xiaoxiao, can you help me call grandpa and grandma? Let them come to eat."
Xiaoxiao was indeed led astray. He responded and ran out of the yard with Xiaoyu. Looking at Xiaoxiao's happy back, Fenggui sighed, "We are both phoenixes, but Xiaoxiao had all the delicious food, while I could only eat the tasteless rabbit and pheasant you roasted."
Jing Nan smiled and said, "You are fine. I was almost dead at that time. If we talk about luck, Xiaoyu has the best luck. The green dragon coiling around the jade pillar is so exciting."
Du Heng shrank his neck. He really shouldn't have told them this. He didn't know when they would finish their plan.
Xuan Yu calmly held the big cake and placed it on the round table: "This is destiny. I never thought that my Taoist partner would be Qing Heng. I guess when you two were fighting, you never thought that one day you would become Taoist partners, right?"
Feng Gui hugged Jing Nan's shoulders and said, "Yes, this is fate."
The two elders came back from the courtyard gate, talking and laughing, holding a bamboo basket in their hands. They had been running into Jing Nan's yard many times during this period. Nan Nan's family planted a lot of fruit trees brought from their hometown. After several years of cultivation, the fruit trees have entered the high-yield period. Look, Dad Du put a basket full of pink and white peaches in his bamboo basket.
Du Heng prepared a table full of dishes: "Come on, come on, the three birthday boys and girls, please take your seats. Happy birthday to you two~"
Xuan Yu and the others smiled at each other. In fact, what does it matter what day your birthday is? As long as you have your family and loved ones by your side, every day is a new life.
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