No, I do regret it. I regret not directly pressing you against the wall and taking a picture of you.
I regret not throwing you into the frying pan and making you into croquettes;
I regret not throwing you into the oven and making you into a baked sweet potato...】
After Song Yaoyao finished speaking, she finally felt relieved!
During this time, Guagua let Song Yaoyao vent, and when Song Yaoyao had finished venting, Guagua asked:
[Host, are you having your period? ]
Song Yaoyao let out a roar that resounded through the heavens and earth:
[Guagua, get out of here! Get out of here now! ]
Guagua saw that Song Yaoyao was really angry, and muttered softly:
【Based on this condition, it is definitely dysmenorrhea! 】
Song Yaoyao is so angry at Gua Gua that she is about to become autistic!
This time it was Song Yaoyao's turn to remain silent.
Gua Gua: [Host, your period seems to have come early this month, the date is not accurate!
This has never happened before.
Host, do you want to see a doctor? 】
Song Yaoyao took a deep breath again before saying:
I'm fine, no problem!
Besides, I am a doctor myself, don’t I know whether there is any problem with my body or not? 】
Guagua: [Okay.]
After a moment, Guagua continued:
[Host, let me test your writing skills. How do you think?
I'll make one move and you'll take the next one, how about that? 】
Song Yaoyao didn't want to talk at all, but Guagua, who was so tactless, acted as if he didn't see that Song Yaoyao was angry and said:
[Song after song, every song is about my longing for you!]
Host, take the next one! 】
Song Yaoyao: [……]
Song Yaoyao just didn't say anything. Guagua didn't hear Song Yaoyao's voice for a long time, so he said:
[Oh, that’s right, these are your shortcomings, you can understand even if you don’t know! ]
Song Yaoyao wanted to beat Gua Gua to death even more!
Guagua said to himself:
[Host, since you can't do it, I'll take it myself.]
Every song brings back my longing for you, every dream brings back my memories of you. 】
I wander alone in front of the flowers under the moon, feeling sad under the willows in the wind.
The past is like smoke gone with the wind, but today I am drunk and confused.
There are always beautiful women in the world, and the old times still seem vaguely in my dreams! 】
Song Yaoyao: [Guagua, are you heartbroken? ]
Guagua: [No.]
Song Yaoyao: [Then you wrote this poem to express the feeling of being depressed after a breakup! ]
Guagua: [Really not! ]
Song Yaoyao: [Guagua, don't deny it. Is it because you are so talkative that your parents dislike you and dumped you? ]
Guagua: [Wow wow wow…]｡°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°｡
Song Yaoyao didn't expect that Gua Gua would burst into tears. This really made Song Yaoyao very upset!
Could it be that she was right?
Song Yaoyao asked tentatively:
[Guagua, have you really been dumped? ]
Gua Gua: [Host, you don’t know, that Xiao Mei is the most beautiful girl, but I didn’t expect that she is so realistic. She actually married our supervisor, the old girl, just for power.
It's really like a flower stuck in cow dung! 】
Song Yaoyao: [Just because you have little energy, people dumped you? ]
Guagua: [No, Xiaomei doesn’t even know that I like it! ]
Song Yaoyao: It turns out that Guagua is still secretly in love with me!
Guagua continues:
[I really didn't expect Xiaomei to be such a cute girl. I have liked it for so long, but now I know it is such a cute girl.]
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