This is too funny. 】
Guagua: [I saw it on the Internet.
So, it was the White Dragon Horse that caused Tang Seng to remain single! 】
Song Yaoyao: [Hahahaha…
This is so funny!
Today's netizens have really big imaginations, they can think of anything. 】
Song Qinghui and Liu Zheheng have both read Journey to the West, and the stories in it are very attractive.
I didn't expect that someone could change the storybook into this way? It's really interesting!
Their shoulders were shaking with laughter at this moment!
…
Gua Gua: [Host, host, look, there's a matchmaker over there! ]
Song Yaoyao took a look and said:
[This matchmaker has a very distinctive appearance, with a matchmaker mole, a big pipe in her mouth, a red top, and green pants. This outfit is really festive!
They say red and green look a bitch, but that's not the case at all with this matchmaker.
Apart from these, I don’t see anything else. 】
Guagua: [Her appearance and dress are indeed unique.
Host, you didn't listen to her. What she said was even more amazing.
I will broadcast the video of her and that man to you. 】
Song Yaoyao: [Okay.]
In the picture, a man in his thirties or forties said:
"Matchmaker Liu, is what you said this time reliable?
The ones you introduced to me the last few times either didn't look good enough or their family backgrounds weren't good enough for me. Why do I feel like they're not reliable this time either?"
“Reliable, reliable.
This time, the other party is a virgin girl."
"Really? At my age, can I still marry a virgin girl?"
"When you can marry her, Master Wang, you are so handsome and noble, just like those 18-year-old young men, you can marry any woman."
The man didn't answer and continued to ask:
"Do they know that I've been divorced several times? Won't they dislike someone like me?"
“The third marriage is destined by heaven, the seventh marriage is the result of hard work.
You have been divorced eight times, that is the Eight Separation Family!
A perfect brand!
Isn't there a fruit shop in Yuhuan City called "Ba Li Shi Jia"? Look at how popular their business is.
You are also from the Bali family, and you are only one character away from her. The girl will definitely like you!"
"Really?"
"I, Liu the Matchmaker, never tell lies, so take it as the truth!"
The man touched his face, and said with confidence:
"It seems that women like men like me who have been divorced many times!"
…
Song Yaoyao almost laughed out loud:
【Hahaha……
This man was fooled by the matchmaker.
This is the first time I heard that the third marriage is destined by heaven, while the seventh marriage depends on hard work!
This is also the first time I heard of the Bali Family!
Gua Gua, compared with this matchmaker Liu, we are simply weak!
We can't even eat this bowl of rice! We don't have the ability to fool people with our mouths!
You say, if the country sends Liu the matchmaker to negotiate in the future, will it deceive the other country as well? 】
Guagua: [That’s not necessarily true! ]
Song Yaoyao: [What if it is a person with bad luck in life? Let Liu the matchmaker introduce a date to me, I wonder what she will say? ]
Gua Gua: [㱗In ancient times, I can’t imagine, what would she say?
But if it happened in modern times, Liu the matchmaker would definitely say: Unlucky? That's simply nonsense!
If you are really scared, don't worry about this, I have thought of it for you!
You wear Nike, drive a Cadillac, and eat at Pizza Hut!
With the equipment you have, why are you afraid of a bad fate?
You resolved it in minutes!
I can tell from the looks of it that you are a person of status and position, and you don't need this little money for equipment! 】
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