Chapter 658: Daily Quarrel (1/2)



Song Yaoyao: [Got it.

You will try to take advantage of every opportunity you get.

Come on, this is a rare opportunity, grab it! 】

Guagua: [Su 㹏, please don’t say such harsh words!

This is a relationship that we both agreed on, how can you say that I took advantage of the opportunity? 】

Song Yaoyao: [Yes.

Explanation is equal to covering up, equal to quibbling, equal to guilty conscience.

No need to say more, come on! 】

Guagua: [Su 㹏, then I won’t be polite. ]

Song Yaoyao looked ready to die:

【bring it on. 】

Guagua: [Su 㹏, I want the set of ruby ​​headpieces you collected last time. ]

Song Yaoyao: [Guagua, you are so bold.

You have an unusually big appetite.

Why don't you go and grab it? 】

Guagua: [Am I not snatching it? ]

Song Yaoyao was so angry that she couldn't speak for a long time:

[That one doesn’t work, change it.]

If you insist on that, that's fine.

However, since you are trying to take advantage of me, don't even think about me spending money with you anymore.

Our friendship ends here! 】

Guagua: [Su 㹏, you threaten me again! ]

Song Yaoyao: [You can give it a try!

I'll keep that set of headgear for future use, and I'll save it as a dowry for my sister.

You dare to snatch it, and you still expect me to be nice to you? 】

Guagua: [Okay!

I'll change it!

I want that jade Guanyin. 】

Song Yaoyao: [Guagua, you have such a sharp eye, you only stare at the good things.

But I can still give this to you. 】

Guagua: [Su, then this is it. ]

Song Yaoyao: [However, I need a complete set of tools for forging an imperial edict, and I need 30 copies of that silk.]

Guagua: [Sure.]

However, Cen Yi had only a dozen sons, and if he had to write an imperial edict to summon each of them, these 30 pieces of silk would never be used up.

So, what do you need so much silk for? 】

Song Yaoyao: [In case of bad writing, prepare more. ]

Guagua: [Okay.]

Guagua has no way to refute this reason.

After Song Yaoyao and Guagua had an argument, a complete set of tools for forging an imperial edict appeared in front of Song Yaoyao in an instant, including ink and brushes, which were the kind used exclusively in the palace of Longyuan Kingdom.

In addition, there are several seals.

Song Yaoyao looked at the seals, which looked half old and half new.

Song Yaoyao: [Guagua, are these seals reliable? ]

Gua Gua: [Don’t worry, these seals are counterfeit according to the ones in Nian Fengyuan’s hand, one on one.

Even every pattern on the seal and the places where it was bumped are exactly the same.

I'll do it, so don't worry. 】

Song Yaoyao: [Since you said so, I feel relieved. ]

Song Yaoyao was about to wash up, drink some water and go to sleep, but she didn't expect Gua Gua to start singing.

This time, Guagua was creative and changed his voice, singing in a female voice:

[I heard that eating your flesh can keep you young and live forever. ]

After singing this, Guagua's voice returned to the man's voice and continued singing:

[But I suffer from severe body odor, the smell is even more disgusting than that of sheep's hooves.

That's right.

It’s better to eat the monkey I brought.

Eating monkey meat will help you live longer.

That’s right.

Guagua's voice changed into a woman's voice again:

[The stinky monkey left without saying goodbye that day and hooked up with Iron Fan Gong, which broke my heart. ]

Song Yaoyao spat out a mouthful of tea, choking her and causing her to cough for a long time before she recovered.

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