Chapter 23 Chapter 23 is too weird!
Little Zhuzhu thinks that Uncle Jiang in their group is quite amazing.
First, he was able to answer her question before she finished speaking. Second, he defeated the team of Zhiqi and Lele by himself, and won!
A slogan rang out, and Director Tao announced that the amateur group had won. Zhuzhu jumped up excitedly.
No matter what the circumstances, victory always makes people cheer. Ji Ning leaned over and gave the child a vigorous high five.
No one has high-fived Zaizai before, and this is the first time.
However, Zhuzhu learns quickly and applies what he has learned, giving Uncle Jiang a positive feedback.
There was a smile in Jiang Cheng's eyes.
"And me!" Ji Ning was also waiting on the side.
We agreed to keep a distance from Ji Ning...
But when he saw her eyes shining and how much fun she was having, Jiang Cheng still didn't dampen her spirits.
With a "pa", Ji Ning high-fived him.
The fair and slender hand stayed in his broad palm for only a short moment before being immediately withdrawn.
After a short time together, Ji Ning and Mr. Jiang, who had just arrived from nowhere, were not familiar enough with each other.
But generally speaking, this person is very strict and follows the rules, but because he is so serious, he seems to be giving their team a cheat when doing the task.
Thanks to him, she and Zhuzhu won't have to be in the dark when they carry out missions in the future.
Zhuzhu had just learned how to high-five, and because he won the competition, he felt new and happy, and his little figure became more lively.
By the time Ji Ning and Jiang Cheng noticed her again, Zi Zi had already run to the troublesome siblings and raised his hands to ask for congratulations.
Tong Zhiqi and Tong Zhile also fought very hard during the competition.
However, as refreshing as it was to throw away the dough in the kitchen, it was tiring to eat the noodles later. The instant noodles had been left for a while, were not hot enough, and were clumped together. They almost vomited them. During the competition, they both swore silently in their hearts that they would never eat this brand of instant noodles again.
Now, we have already eaten, and the group next door is still trying to provoke us!
The prickly siblings looked at Zhuzhu who was holding up his little fleshy hands.
The little dumpling waited for a while, with a confused expression, but still waiting enthusiastically.
【Hahahahahahahahaha, I was provoked for no reason.】
【Cub: Come and give me a high five! 】
[My brother and sister are unhappy. What's wrong with them? 】
【Brother and sister: We just lost (smiley face)】
The next second, Zhu Zhu was taken away by Ji Ning.
[Ningning is still very sensible! ]
【Bonus points.】
"Don't delay your brother and sister from receiving their punishment." Ji Ning reminded softly.
The smiles on the corners of the prickly siblings' mouths disappeared completely.
Even more heartbreaking!
Generally speaking, the rewards and punishments set for tasks in variety shows are just for show, and this show is no exception.
The reward for Ding Muyun and Xiang Xinghui was a chance to help out in the next mission, while the punishment for Tong Zhiqi and Tong Zhile was to serve as temporary tour guides in tomorrow's event and arrange an interesting short trip with the least amount of money.
A total of three hundred yuan was all the expenses for a group of nine people, including transportation and three meals a day. Fortunately, the short trip was a round trip on the same day, so a large part of the expenses could be saved on accommodation.
"Three hundred yuan, which is about thirty-three and a half yuan per person," Xiang Xinghui said. "That's three meals in total, and each meal costs about eleven and a half yuan per person."
"Transportation costs haven't been included yet," Fang Manyin said.
The guests looked at each other and whispered.
No matter how you calculate it, this life is unbearable.
Zhuzhu didn't quite understand the rules, so she listened to Jiang Cheng's explanation.
After hearing the last part, she finally understood. She searched her pockets with both hands, but found that they were empty.
And Ji Ning also has nothing to live for.
In just a few days, she experienced many financial difficulties. When she was at home, the economy was blocked, and now when she came to the show, it was blocked again!
Tong Zhile asked sadly, "Can I receive other punishments?"
"For example?" Director Tao asked back.
"For example, let Dingliu do push-ups or something like that." Tong Zhile said, "Wear something cooler."
Tong Zhiqi: ...
【Ahhhhh, I agree with this! 】
[Isn't this more interesting than being a temporary tour guide? Directors, please arrange this for us! ]
[How cool is it? If it's not cool enough, I'll make a scene.]
Everyone was very supportive and started to cheer when they heard "Wu Hu".
Ding Muyun showed no signs of being a senior, and asked with a smile, "Do you want to add more?"
Tong Zhile: "Are six-pack abs enough?"
Tong Zhiqi tugged at his sister's clothes from behind and uttered two words through his teeth: "Shut up!"
What the program crew fears most is that after giving the guests a punishment, they will not show any emotion at all.
Like now, everyone is bargaining, and netizens in the barrage area are making memes, and the show's effect is immediately improved.
The staff also discussed the new punishment items together.
Contrary to what was imagined before, several big-name guests only gave bad looks to their partners. In real life, they all got along well with each other. In the live broadcast room, the atmosphere among everyone was getting better and better, and the corners of their mouths unconsciously curled up.
In order to get more funds for tomorrow's event, the actress even pushed her husband out. She said that her brother-in-law was also keen on fitness when he was young, but now he may only have a pair of abdominal muscles, and she doesn't know whether the audience will mind it.
【Hahahahaha, the beauty plan is getting more exciting?】
[Brother-in-law: If I had known this would happen, I would have practiced first! ]
[Who wants to see a middle-aged man's abdominal muscles? Get out of here and find another one!]
【Has everyone not seen photos of my brother-in-law when he was young? He was handsome and elegant, with a particularly good temperament. In fact, even now, my brother-in-law is in better shape than his peers. The male artists on the uncle-like rankings may not be better than my brother-in-law.】
[So my sister still has a good eye! ]
[Everyone, don’t forget the other male guest… Look, Ji Ning didn’t forget him (whispering)]
The live camera is currently shooting a group portrait.
Ji Ning and Jiang Cheng, on the other hand, are almost out of the picture.
When they looked at each other, Jiang Cheng had already guessed what she wanted to ask.
"Silent."
Ji Ning couldn't calm down, and looked eager to try: "Do you have it?"
The eldest lady has sharp eyes. Looking at the man's superior figure, she thinks that their amateur group can also improve.
Still bet heavily.
"Don't you have one?" Ji Ning provoked him.
Jiang Cheng:?
Who said no!
"What's there?" Zhuzhu poked his head out, "Nothing!"
[Hahahaha, director, please move the camera over a little bit! I want to see Ningning and Mr. Jiang! ]
[Am I the only one who thinks Ji Ning is really outstanding? There are so many big stars standing there, but I can still notice her in the corner. ]
[So is it six or eight? I want to know!!!]
[For some reason I feel that Ning Ning teasing Mr. Jiang is kind of cute. ]
[But the cold-faced president was so dull, he didn't even say a few words, I guess I can't stand it! ]
[It's because he's bored that he's so good at it! If he and Ning Ning were to have a passionate relationship, he'd get excited right away.]
The guests discussed animatedly for quite a while.
Finally, the production team mercilessly announced that the event would continue tomorrow, and as for the additional beauty trap, everyone could roll up at will.
The troublesome brother and sister dragged their heavy feet forward and took the surrounding map and activity funds given by the program team.
The heavy burden fell entirely on them.
Ding Muyun and Xiang Xinghui also turned around and went back to their rooms. It was because they had just teased each other for a while, and when they looked at each other again, they suddenly became silent and felt a little embarrassed.
Pan Siran has been a talkative person since the beginning of the program, but he has been quiet since he ate the pork chop with scallions in the evening.
In comparison, Fang Manyin was more natural and asked, "Can we go back to the room now?"
Pan Siran glanced at the time and nodded.
Just when I wanted to ask something, the other party had already quickened his pace, so fast that I couldn't catch up.
[In fact, the problems of these groups are very obvious, but it can be felt that no matter which group it is, both sides are trying their best to open up to each other. Maybe the previous conflict was too deep, and the relationship cannot be repaired in a short time. No matter what, give them some time. ]
[Si Ran was also very upset and wanted to care about Fang Fang, but the topic of life and death was too heavy and she didn't know how to start.]
[The actress and her brother-in-law must still have feelings for each other, otherwise they would have gotten into this state. They should just get divorced. There is no need to appear on a show and let others judge them.]
[The atmosphere in the amateur group is still the most relaxed. Every time the camera is on Zhubao, I feel like I am healed! ]
At 8:30 p.m., today's live broadcast, which lasted a full twelve hours, ended.
The program team reviewed the work and found that the peak of traffic for the whole day was the time when Ji Ning posted the results of the parent-child identification on Weibo. It was also from then on that the amateur group received more attention.
What brought Director Tao an unexpected surprise was that the investor Mr. Jiang, who parachuted in as a new guest into the amateur group, did not really arouse any rebelliousness among the audience. On the contrary, sparks were generated between the three amateur guests that the program crew had not expected.
The real protagonists of the amateur group are still Ji Ning and Zhu Zhu, but as a foil, Mr. Lu Ye Jiang contributed many unintentional program effects, so the audience accepted his joining well.
As for Mr. Jiang himself, Director Tao could see that he had no intention of stealing the limelight from the amateur mother and daughter duo.
Likewise, he didn't come here for fame. But since that wasn't his goal, did he come here just to inspect investment projects and do everything himself?
After a busy day of work, the entire program team is taking a break.
Just at this moment, the assistant director who shared the room with Director Tao suddenly sat up with his cell phone in his hand.
"Several brokerage firms seem to be very interested in Ji Ning and are considering whether to sign her."
"However, no matter how popular her works were, that was 20 years ago. She has been out of the entertainment industry for the past 20 years and has not been involved in this field of work. Her company is also hesitant."
“說是造星計劃，肯定凡事都有無限的可能，但紀凝這都不知道算不算複出呢，直接官宣了小朋友的事……”
陶導擡眼：“這是雙向選擇的事，指不定紀凝自己也不願意。”
“你的意思是，她沒興趣入這一行？”
“也不是。”陶導搖搖頭，“我覺得，她可能根本就沒想好。”
……
直到晚上直播結束，紀凝看一眼微博，才發現，短短一天時間，她漲了數萬粉絲。
粉絲量沒有突破十萬大關，不過都是真實的數據，評論區裏的鼓勵也非常真誠。
評論是可以帶圖的，網友們帶的很多圖片，都是紀凝小時候的劇照。
之前好幾次，紀凝看着竹竹的小臉蛋，總是覺得非常神奇，這真的是自己的女兒嗎？每到這個時候，竹竹總是有一些擔心，小眉頭擰着，憂心忡忡地問，自己是不是像爸爸。
紀凝壓根不知道那個不負責任的崽崽爸爸長什麽樣子，同時直到目前為止，就算是萬能的網友們，也還沒扒出線索。不過現在，她認認真真盯着自己小時候的劇照，再和竹竹的小臉作對比，不由感嘆真的好像。
除了評論區劇照以外，點進相關聯微博，她兒時演戲的那些片段，同樣在熱搜榜上。
網友們紛紛表示，許多劇情，他們重溫了無數遍，連臺詞都倒背如流。但作為當事人，其實紀凝很少回顧這些片段。
此時，她點開古早的影視片段，有些陌生。
屏幕中的小童星機靈可愛，每一個反應都接得自然到位。
一大串一大串的臺詞，都不帶磕絆的。
竹竹奶聲道：“媽媽，你都會背嗎？”
“應該是背的吧……”
“好厲害呀。”
評論區裏，網友們說，小紀凝是天賦型演員，并且一定非常喜歡演戲，才會表現得這麽出衆。
紀凝很認真地回想，兒時記憶的模糊，與那場車禍無關，純粹是因為年代太久遠了，她竟忘記自己當時真實的想法。
那些日子裏，她的許多時光，都是在劇組裏度過的。
等到被接回家，恰好是父母吵得最厲害的時候，小紀凝沒有哭，不敢哭，如果堅持演戲，她會成為父母争執愈演愈烈的小罪人。
再後來，傅明亞告訴她，其實她并不喜歡演戲。她想要的，不過是劇組姐姐時不時帶來的糖果。想要糖果的話，媽媽可以給她買，成箱成箱買。只是直到長大，紀凝還是沒能在家裏見到成箱的糖果，因為傅明亞說，吃這麽多糖，會蛀牙的。
也許是因為，傅明亞與紀國亭在争吵時的反複提醒，使得當小童星的那段往事，在紀凝心裏，與不愉快的心情挂鈎。
下意識地，她不去回顧當年，直到現在，看着屏幕裏兒時的自己，竟覺得不夠熟悉。
她點開評論區。
【太靈了，如果紀凝從小演到大，現在應該是老戲骨了（doge）】
【我最喜歡她演的小元寶，元寶妹妹好乖，小時候看的時候還跟我媽鬧的，讓她把元寶妹妹牽回家，給我當妹妹！】
【鬧那場辭演風波的時候，我還在念大學，當時看見新聞，說小紀凝要退出《追今朝》的拍攝，我特別失望。當時那個劇組不太平，前後換過幾次角色，最後上映，收視率不太好……哈哈哈，暴露年齡了。】
【我也記得！那部電視劇經歷過好幾次換角風波，最後上映反響平平，替代小紀凝的童星演技也很一般，不太可愛。】
紀凝給這一頁面的屏幕區截屏。
原來當年她退出拍攝的電視劇，叫《追今朝》。
二十年前，母親歇斯底裏的狀态，歷歷在目。
紀凝再次搜索，《追今朝》劇組最初的換角風波。
只不過，畢竟是二十年前的事。
網上與該劇組有關的新聞，少之又少。
紀凝又點開微信。
不管是微信，還是手機通訊錄，紀國亭與傅明亞都在她的黑名單裏。不過微博官宣鬧出這麽大的陣仗，還是有不少朋友來吃瓜，白卉就是其中一個。
白卉與紀凝認識這麽多年，多少知道她的性格有多離譜。只是這人再随心所欲都好，消失的那些日子裏，直接跑去生孩子，還是一件讓人懵圈的事兒。
白卉在聊天界面發了一堆震驚佩服的表情包。
最後感慨，原來當年聯姻取消，紀家和敖家閉口不談，從此不相往來，就是出于這個原因。
她從前的聯姻對象姓敖。
紀凝抓住這個關鍵詞，在通訊錄裏尋找。
關于那段被塵封的過往，藏着許多隐情。姓“敖”的人并不多，選擇首字母，紀凝找到敖澤陽的微信，給他發送一個你好。
彈出幾行消息——
對方開啓了朋友驗證，你還不是他（她）朋友，請先發送朋友驗證請求。
紀凝點擊發送朋友驗證請求。
想要離真相更近，至少應該先還原當時的經過。
紀凝操作手機的全過程，竹竹小朋友都沒有閑着。
那時她小臉貼着媽媽的胳膊，看媽媽小時候演的劇，但是媽媽說，小朋友不能看太久電子産品，會近視的。
後來，竹竹的手中，就被塞了一個空調遙控器。
紀凝說，假裝是手機。
拿着玩一會兒。
三歲的寶寶，是真的可以和空調遙控器玩好久。
竹竹的小胖手指遙控器上滑動，就像媽媽刷手機那樣，一本正經的表情。
等到紀凝加完前聯姻對象的微信，将手機丢到一邊，發現竹竹自娛自樂的小模樣。
她揉了揉崽的小臉：“寶寶都沒有玩具可以玩。”
“有哇！”
竹竹拿出就在自己身邊擺着的小兔子娃娃。
那是工作人員姐姐送的。
從收到這份禮物開始，竹竹就很珍惜。
她每天都給小兔子蓋上被子，抱着它睡覺，睡醒發現小兔子被自己壓扁，還會很努力地捏捏，給它捏圓。
“好髒啊。”紀凝說。
竹竹見過，媽媽毫不猶豫，丢掉舊衣服的樣子。
小兔子娃娃也要被丢掉嗎？
“洗一下。”紀凝說。
竹竹的眼睛，睜得圓溜溜的。
原本擔憂的小表情，變得好驚喜，抱着小兔子玩偶撲到媽媽懷裏。
紀凝和小兔子娃娃保持距離。
太！髒！了！
房間裏有多出來的一次性牙刷和臉盆。
紀凝給臉盆打滿水，往裏擠了沐浴露。
“這是小兔子的浴缸。”紀凝說。
竹竹拿着小牙刷，給兔子的臉蛋輕輕刷。
髒兮兮的玩偶，被沐浴露泡泡浸泡着，清新香氣飄過鼻尖。
紀凝記得這只兔子。
那條上了熱搜的小苦瓜視頻，苦瓜寶寶就抱着這只小兔子。當時，她吹滅廉價蛋糕上的蠟燭，明亮的眼睛裏，閃着一絲絲的希冀光芒。但是很快，光芒和蠟燭一樣，被熄滅了。趙家的兒子，将小兔子娃娃丢到地上，他兇巴巴地踩，竹竹只在一邊等着，等他發好了脾氣，才輕輕将小兔子娃娃抱起來。最後，竹竹拍走娃娃身上的灰塵，但沒能拍幹淨。
視頻就是在這一幀結束的，當時紀凝并不認識竹竹，卻因為她黯然的表情而難過。
也許往後，竹竹會有好多好多的玩具。
但是，這只珍貴的小兔子娃娃，将帶着特殊的意義，陪伴着崽崽長大。
紀凝和竹竹，仔仔細細給小兔子娃娃洗得白淨淨。
時候不早了，度假村裏靜悄悄的，她倆帶着一只衣架出來，在院子裏尋找合适的位置。
“這裏可以嗎？”
“我怕小兔子被風吹跑……”
她們找了好久，才發現院子裏的兩棵樹之間，綁着一條細繩。
那是用來晾衣服的地方。
竹竹搬來一張小板凳，站得高高的。
“媽媽，這樣可以嗎？”
“再高一點。”
謹慎的小團子，踮起了腳尖。
她害怕摔跤，但是媽媽說，可以踮得更高一點點。
竹竹鼓足勇氣。
等到再回頭時，她高興地說：“成功啦！”
竹竹從小板凳上蹦了下來。
……
五號房客廳的窗戶是敞着的。
江乘聽見母女倆的聲音望了過去。
在兩棵樹之間的晾衣繩上，挂着一只衣架。
衣架兩側，是兩只小夾子，夾住小兔子玩偶的兩只長耳朵。
他聽見竹竹放輕的歡呼聲，又聽見紀凝誇寶寶真棒。
她們踩着院子裏的枯黃落葉，伴随着沙沙聲的，是紀凝和竹竹聊天的聲音。
“小兔子娃娃就像在倒立。”
“明天醒來，它一定很暈！”
“媽媽，我剛才踮得好高哇。”
“竹竹害怕摔倒嗎？”
“害怕。”
“摔倒也沒什麽可怕的，我們再爬起來就好啦。”
過了一會兒，紀凝又說道：“而且，我會扶着你的。”
月光澄澈，将母女倆的影子拉長。
竹竹站在原地，聽紀凝說的話。
可以爬得高一些，摔倒也沒關系。
跌倒了，大不了就爬起來，媽媽就在她身後，一直都在。
竹竹已經回到媽媽身邊，她再也不是孤零零的寶寶了。
“媽媽會保護我的。”竹竹聽明白了。
“當然啦。”
竹竹仰着小臉。
天邊星辰像是灑在小朋友的眼睛裏，明亮閃耀。
“竹竹也會保護媽媽！”小團子篤定地說。
院子裏，她們的聲音，逐漸遠去。
挂在晾衣架上的小兔子玩偶，随風搖曳，兩只長耳朵被夾着，真的像是在倒立。
江乘打開傍晚文特助讓司機直接卸的貨。
那是一個非常大的紙箱子。
江乘拆開，裏面裝着許多玩具。
江乘自己的童年，并不豐富有趣。
那時他不知道同齡朋友們大多在玩什麽，到了現在，同樣不知道竹竹喜歡玩的是什麽。
洋娃娃、玩具車、能發光的水槍和劍、橡皮泥……
還有全套廚師、醫生、消防員、建築工人之類的過家家玩具，一套都不落下。
這些玩具，江乘從來沒玩過。
他研究着說明書，将它們分類擺放，将客廳堆得滿滿的。
手機鈴聲響起時，他在研究一只幼稚的玩具木馬應該怎麽打開。
這木馬是可以坐在上面搖晃的。
一想到明天早上，寶寶坐在木馬上的滿足小臉，江乘有些期待。
按照說明書，這應該是一只聲光木馬。
江乘拍了拍堅硬的“馬背”。
完全沒有動靜。
也是在這個時候，江乘的手機鈴聲響起。
是他母親周燕珺撥來的。
聽到兒子的聲音，那頭周燕珺并沒有馬上出聲。
一陣明顯的動靜，顯然是她在推身邊的丈夫，用眼神告知對方，電話接通了。
“江乘，你在哪裏？”周燕珺的語氣很溫和。
“北城。”
“北城啊，怎麽跑北城去了……”
江乘“嗯”了一聲，又是長久的沉默。
他也不在意，電話就這麽接着，繼續搗鼓那只沒有聲響的聲光木馬。
是不是壞了？
此時另一邊，江家老宅裏，兩位長輩将手機揚聲器打開，卻遲遲沒聽到兒子再出聲。
周燕珺扯了扯肩膀上的披肩，有些不自在。
邊上，江父則沉着臉，面色毫無波動。那是兒子，他是老子，哪有老子絞盡腦汁找兒子搭話的道理？
周燕珺拍了拍丈夫的肩膀，順便瞪了他一眼。
父母并不意味着就是權威的象征，很多時候，是他們當家長的沒做好，得承認。那會兒，江乘還小，他們夫妻倆都有一股沖勁，誰都不服氣待在家裏帶孩子，就這樣，将他交給家裏的管家、保姆與家庭教師照顧。
周燕珺與江松林到處往外跑，出差是常事，一年之中，有大半年的時間都是不在家的。家裏一堆人，卻都是拿薪水辦事，孩子無法得到真心的陪伴。夫妻倆總說，再拼一拼，再過幾年……但企業越做越大，肩負的責任也越來越重，逐漸地，開始身不由己。
等到意識到，一家三口坐在一起，而兒子竟與他們無話可說時，已經太晚了。
他們承認，這麽多年，最虧欠的是江乘，卻無法再改變。
前兩年，江松林的身體出現問題，周燕珺在醫院照顧他時，夫妻倆意識到人生無常。
于是，他們決定正式退下來，将集團交給江乘。
江乘已經搬出去獨居，偶爾會回老宅吃飯，與他們談的，大多是公事。
雙方關系生疏到，即便江松林與周燕珺在綜藝節目見到江乘的身影，滿心狐疑，卻不知道該怎麽問。
撥打電話之前，周燕珺有點擔心。
他們的一些朋友，會砸錢追求女明星，女朋友換完一個又一個，玩弄感情，沒個正行……
當時聽見妻子這樣的猜測，江松林就已經要炸了。
江家家風好，他們夫婦也素來正派，絕對無法容忍，兒子這麽胡鬧。
“我來說。”江松林搶過手機。
“你上那個綜藝——”
手機那頭，傳來一句童謠。
江松林呆住，半天沒說話。
周燕珺最擔心他們父子倆起正面沖突，立即将手機搶回來。
“江乘，你聽媽跟你說——”
她也呆住了。
手機那邊，江乘表示，這事說不清，改天有空慢慢談。
等挂斷電話，夫婦倆大眼瞪小眼。
他們異口同聲地問彼此，剛才在聽筒裏聽見了什麽童謠。
江松林：“爸爸的爸爸叫什麽？爸爸的爸爸叫爺爺……”
周燕珺：“爸爸的媽媽叫什麽？爸爸的媽媽叫奶奶……”
能直接唱出來。
并不是學着那些纨绔公子哥，搞混亂的男女關系。
他們兒子，在獨自玩搖搖車。
更詭異了！
……
一晚上時間，竹竹的小兔子娃娃已經晾幹了。
玩偶被洗得白白的，還香噴噴。
紀凝讓她給它起一個名字。
竹竹：“兔子。”
紀凝：？
沒有情調的寶寶。
竹竹抱着它，閑逛時，偶遇正在補妝的思然姐姐。
思然姐姐的化妝師，往兔子臉上補了兩團粉撲撲的小腮紅。
【啊啊啊啊太可愛了！】
【兔子叉腰：我今天的氣色不錯吧！】
丁暮芸平日裏的打扮比較知性，今天一出場，讓網友們意外。
她一身休閑打扮，頭發紮成馬尾，還背了一只運動水壺，說是今天經費不足，給大家省錢。
“暮芸姐！”潘思然的嘴很甜，“你是不是偷偷報名參加了什麽滿四十減二十的活動？太顯年輕了，像二十歲一樣。”
“誇張。”丁暮芸親昵地拍她一下，“見過我二十歲的樣子嗎？”
“這裏見過暮芸姐當年風采的人不多。”潘思然笑道，“姐夫是唯一一個。”
“唯一談不上吧？”向星晖說，“節目組裏的工作人員年紀都這麽小嗎？”
丁暮芸笑了，說話間，餘光掃過紀凝，沒有停留。
紀凝注意到這道視線，多看了三金影後幾眼。
有些疑惑。
童之奇和童之樂兄妹倆從房間裏出來的時候，眼底挂着黑眼圈。
昨晚，他們完成了短途旅程攻略，嚴格到，連出行的交通費用，都查得非常詳細。
一共四組嘉賓，排成隊伍。
清晨陽光特別刺眼，紀凝兩只手攏在自己的腦袋上，雙眼眯成兩道縫。
下一刻，她被圈進陰影裏。
是江乘擋住了陽光。
紀凝的眼睛還半眯着，慢慢适應光線。
竹竹奶聲道：“叔叔早上好。”
“竹竹早上好。”江乘笑着回答。
今天的節目才剛剛開始，他卻已經希望早些結束。
非常期待，等晚上将這麽多玩具送給寶寶時，她會是什麽表情。
會先玩哪一個。
“大家先排好隊吧！”童之奇是臨時導游，拿着昨晚寫的稿子，請大家集合。
“今天，我們要開啓一段艱難，但充滿樂趣的旅程。”
“一共三百塊錢的預算，讓我們記住一句口號——精打細算！”
童之樂舉起右手，一字一頓：“精打細算！”
嘉賓們高冷臉。
不會是要跟着喊吧？
“每一位嘉賓，可以到我這裏領取一元錢，作為這一趟的路費。關于出行交通，我們扣除一日三餐的預算後，共制定出三個方案。”
“第一個方案，是乘坐公交車，從我們這裏出發去縣城，車票價是一元五毛錢。”
“第二個方案，是騎共享單車。共享單車起步價一塊五，超過十分鐘後，後續每十五分鐘加一元。”
【頂流兄妹是有好好做攻略的，連公交車和共享單車的費用都查了。】
【每個人領一塊錢，不夠坐公交車，也不夠共享單車……他倆故意的吧！】
【奇奇也只是想給大家省錢啊。】
【srds，很愛看嘉賓們生無可戀的臉！】
嘉賓們也都察覺，前面兩個方案都不合理。
潘思然：“直接說第三個方案吧。”
“第三個方案，是步行去縣城。”童之奇舉着“計劃書”，繼續往下念，“步行的話，大概得走兩個小時左右。”
【！！！好累！】
【節目組不做人，這兩個小時不得走趴下嗎？】
“現在，大家可以來領交通費了。”
網友們發現，只要刺頭兄妹倆槍口一致對外時，就會異常和諧。
現在，他們手上放着好幾個一塊錢硬幣，等着嘉賓們來領。
兄妹倆，摳到了極致。
無論如何，在交通方面，不能多花一元錢。
不對，是一毛錢都不能多花。
聽起來有得選，其實根本沒有選擇！
果不其然，嘉賓們都沒有上前。
領一塊錢回去幹什麽呢，做啥啥不夠。
刺頭兄妹倆露出欣慰的笑容。
剩下的錢，一會兒到縣城，能多點幾個馄饨。
直到，小團子蹦蹦跳跳，代表他們組，跑了過來。
胖乎乎的小手攤開，竹竹說，他們一共要領三塊錢。
童之樂和童之奇昨晚好不容易制定出來方案。
現在，兄妹倆自信又淡定地告訴寶寶——
三塊錢不夠他們仨坐車的。
竹竹真誠臉：“小孩兒免票。”
刺頭兄妹倆：？
其他嘉賓們，投來震驚的羨慕眼神。
強烈懷疑，臨時導游給素人組開後門了！
整整三塊錢巨資，被素人組劃走。
一輛公交車，度假村門口緩緩停下，他們仨上車，“哐哐當當”一陣操作，投幣成功。
窗戶開了，寶寶探出一個小腦袋。
和大家說拜拜。
“掰掰！”
下一秒，崽崽被抓回去。
紀凝開始新一輪的安全教育。
"Don't stick your head or hands out of the window. It's very dangerous!"
"Put your hands on your knees."
【Ahhh, Ningning has suddenly become so serious! 】
[Even if there are criticisms, it is for the good of the baby. This wave stands for Ji Ning. ]
[Will Zhuzhu cry? srds, I kind of want to see a tearful broken baby...]
Zhuzhu did not become a broken baby, but digested the new safety knowledge seriously.
Jiang sat in the back seat, with the sleeves of his black shirt rolled up, his arm lines clearly visible, casually resting on the window frame.
The autumn morning breeze is blowing and the temperature is pleasant.
The unreliable Ji Ning said something very reliable.
He couldn't help but chuckle.
Zhuzhu reminded quietly: "Put your hands on your knees."
Jiang Cheng: ...
【Mr. Jiang:? Being controlled by Xiaodoubao.】
[Baby: We are honest people. Although we don’t cause trouble, we are also afraid of trouble! ]