Chapter 36 Chapter 36 "What sensitive issue?"
Ji Ning and Jiang Cheng felt sorry for Zhu Zhu, who had grown up without even hearing the fairy tales that other children of her age were familiar with.
For the first time, little Dumpling couldn't keep in sync with his parents.
What a horrible story. The more I listen to it, the scarier it gets.
Zhuzhu had already learned to refuse, so he stretched out two fingers and covered his ears with them, one on the left and one on the right.
Housekeeper Ji shouldered the responsibility of being a mother and coaxed her son softly. At the same time, she also couldn't let go of the sense of responsibility that came naturally after being promoted to housekeeper, and studied the arrangement and allocation of the rooms.
The chief butler is in charge of management, and the junior butler is in charge of slacking off. It is the first time to move into the fairy tale house, and there are always some messy things that need to be dealt with, so Jiang Cheng accompanies them all the way.
He heard that after careful consideration, Ji Ning did not casually say that fairy tales were scary. Instead, she stood in Zhuzhu's perspective, patted her chest with her, and then analyzed the plot to the baby.
"In order to please the prince, Cinderella's sister lost her kindness, self and dignity."
"Justice can defeat evil, but we also need to be aware of safety, just like the dangerous little needles, our babies can't touch them."
"No matter how big or red an apple is given by a stranger, you can't eat it!"
"I want to eat apples. Mommy, buy some for Zhuzhu. Buy a box!"
[You can’t finish a box of apples. They will go bad! ]
[I never understood why anyone would like to eat apples. Apples are the most boring fruit I have ever seen.]
[Why attack apples? I think apples are delicious, sweet and crunchy. Bananas are the most boring fruit.]
[No, what happened to you bananas? ]
[Shocking, this live broadcast room can actually quarrel over fruit. 】
Ji Ning's lecture hall is open again.
Jiang Cheng also became a student, and she seemed to have more say in learning about being a parent.
Losing her memory was an accident. She almost lost her life in such a serious car accident and suffered a lot. She shouldn't blame herself for not being able to protect Zhuzhu.
It was he himself who failed to discover the existence of the child earlier, which was the real dereliction of duty.
"Do you understand?"
"I understand!"
"You can't eat apples given by strangers, but what about candy?"
Zhuzhu had a serious face and made a big "X" with his chubby arms in front of him.
"No." The little girl raised her chin proudly, "My mom will buy it for me!"
【Xiao Zhubao: I am small, not stupid. 】
[Don’t eat snacks or take small toys given by strangers. We have already talked about this in the last safety knowledge class! ]
【Ningning, please talk more. It's nice to listen to.】
[I feel a little sad. I am already 20 years old, but this is the first time I hear these reminders. Zhuzhu baby is not that lucky, but he is much luckier than me. That’s great.]
【Hug the sisters in the bullet screen area. The first child you raise after you grow up is yourself, so you must love yourself well in the future.】
The three amateurs went up to the second floor along the cream-colored spiral staircase.
There are four rooms on the second floor and three rooms on the third floor, for a total of four groups of guests. Jiang Cheng and flying guest Lu Pingyuan each need a room, and there is still one room vacant among the seven rooms. The arrangement is very clear.
The original positioning of the fairy tale house was not entirely for family travel. Here, adults can also let go of stress and find an outlet for their souls. Therefore, although each room is decorated in a childlike and cute way, it is not only suitable for children to live in.
As the housekeeper, Ji Ning did not ask the program team, and directly waved her hand and let Zhuzhu choose the room first. One of the parent-child rooms had a double-layer mushroom bed with a slide, a room full of childish picture books that were different from the original, and a large cartoon bus tent. There was no need to make a difficult choice. As soon as Zhuzhu stepped in, she almost wanted to grow up here.
After Zhuzhu made her choice, the staff helped to deliver their luggage to the room, and then Ji Ning called the other guests up to complete the room allocation.
"Next to the mushroom room on the second floor is a view room with a huge floor-to-ceiling window. I just saw it. The curtains are good at blocking out light. Plus, it's quiet, so you can sleep better." Ji Ning said, "Sister Muyun, you guys can stay in this room."
Ding Muyun has always had trouble sleeping.
A few days ago at Yunbi Resort, there was a small episode at night. That day, Ji Ning probably drank some wine and got up in the middle of the night to find water. The moonlight was beautiful. She stood by the window with a cup of water, while Ding Muyun was strolling in the yard because of insomnia. The two looked at each other and were scared to death. The next day, they met again in the show. No one mentioned this incident, but unexpectedly, she remembered it.
"The second-to-last room on the other side of the corridor on the second floor features a panoramic bathtub. Fang Fang and Siran live there, and they can enjoy the valley scenery while taking a bath." Ji Ning continued, "The bathtub has been disinfected, and there are disposable bath bags in the bathroom compartment, so you can take them yourself."
Fang Manyin and Pan Siran both had their own ideas in mind.
They had inquired and found out that there were seven rooms in total, so there were some extra rooms and it would be more comfortable if they separated them.
Pan Siran: "I think——"
"The conditions at Yunbi Resort are limited, so Brother Tong and Sister Tong can only squeeze together, but it's actually not very convenient. Now there is a vacant room, do you two want to live separately?"
Tong Zhiqi: "That's great."
"What the hell is Tongmei..." Tong Zhile curled his lips.
"Okay, Lele will sleep in the room at the end of the corridor. It's a little small, and the log style is cozy."
Tong Zhile: "Yes, yes."
[Sister: I don’t want to laugh either, but she called me Lele…]
[After General Jiang, another guest was left hanging. ]
[Does anyone remember that when my sister first appeared on the show, her face was so stinky that she could have been directly admitted to the Bao Gong crew! ]
[Everything is arranged perfectly, Ningning is super capable! ]
[Ji Ning is so rude, giving siblings random nicknames, tsk tsk tsk. ]
[The haters don't have much to attack, right? The virgin boy and girl have become another joke about the siblings besides the label of the troublemaker siblings. This is little-known news. Even the official studio of the top stream has made fun of this joke. ]
"Siran, what did you just say?" Ji Ning asked.
"..." Pan Siran shook his head resentfully, "Nothing else."
The rooms on the second floor have been arranged, and the next is the third floor.
The three male guests followed Ji Ning upstairs.
Director Tao's eyelids were about to cramp from blinking, but Ji Ning still did not give Director Lu the better treatment after making the distinction. She treated the three male guests equally and handed the three room cards to the top ones.
"There are three rooms on the third floor. You three can divide them among yourselves."
Lu Pingyuan had just been in the fairy tale house for less than an hour, and he had been praised to the skies by everyone. Now he finally felt a psychological gap.
Director Lu glanced at Ji Ning.
Ji Ning also looked at him.
【Ningning innocent face:? 】
[Hahahaha what a bad habit! We amateurs are not used to it (doge)]
Netizens who have been following the live broadcast have watched other similar programs before. Usually, for a segment like this, it takes a lot of effort just to allocate the rooms. Each room has a different type, and it is difficult for the program crew to treat everyone equally, so they just draw lots to decide.
This time, the program team did not arrange a lottery and left the problem to Ji Ning. Unexpectedly, her way of allocating rooms was simple and crude, and even faster than drawing lots.
[That's how it should be, let each guest make their own choice. Everyone is talking at once and it's impossible to make a clear statement.]
【Ningning's superb execution, love you! 】
The rooms on the third floor were allocated by the three male guests.
Tong Zhiqi looked at Lu Pingyuan and said, "Director Lu, you choose first."
Lu Pingyuan spread his hands and said, "I don't care. You guys can make your own arrangements."
Jiang Cheng took the room card of the Garden Room and said calmly, "I'll stay in this room."
Lu Pingyuan: …
You are so rude.
[Pfft, I have to say, the amateur group is really confident. ]
【Director Lu: You amateur group has attracted my attention. 】
Jiang Cheng entered the garden room.
The garden room has a large terrace and the starry sky ceiling in the room is also beautiful.
When little Zhuzhu comes to visit, he will definitely be reluctant to leave.
…
During the last two days of the first show, the program team invited Lu Pingyuan as a flying guest, and the theme was to entertain guests from afar.
Even though the resort has a restaurant, Director Tao said that the highest courtesy for entertaining guests is a family dinner. With just these few words, the guests got busy.
The head butler assigned tasks to each guest, and the junior butler was responsible for running around with his short legs to bring messages to everyone.
The cameras in each room were being installed. The guests packed their luggage, opened their closets, found hangers, and hung up clothes that would wrinkle easily.
“Dudududu——”
Ding Muyun opened the door and looked down to see little Zhuzhu who had brought the letter.
Because the husband and wife team knew how to cook, they were appointed as chefs for this lunch.
"Can I cook?" Ding Muyun asked.
Zhuzhu raised two fingers: "You two."
Xiang Xinghui smiled and asked, "Do you have any requests for dishes?"
Zhuzhu remembered the task her mother had given her clearly, and said in a baby voice, "I'm still working on the menu."
After Xiaotuanzi left, Ding Muyun was still looking at her back, not taking her eyes off for a long time.
"if--"
"Mu Yun." Xiang Xinghui stopped her and shook his head.
Ding Muyun continued, "If we had children, they would be about the same age as Zhuzhu."
Xiang Xinghui was silent for a moment before he said, "It's smaller than Zhuzhu."
【!!! Does this mean they almost had a child?】
[It’s obvious, my brother-in-law didn’t let my sister continue talking because he didn’t want this to become a topic of conversation.]
[I always thought they had discussed being DINKs.]
[I have heard a saying that one cannot achieve different futures with the same self. This saying is most appropriate for Ding Muyun.]
“It’s still a bit regrettable.”
Xiang Xinghui put his arm around her shoulders and said, "At each stage of life, no matter what choice you make, you will regret it later. In this case, we might as well cherish the present, don't you agree?"
This time, Ding Muyun did not push him away.
But she saw the deep disappointment in his eyes, and her expression became gloomy.
【意思是，當年是影後不要小孩咯？姐夫真的挺好的，無條件包容她。】
【不是誰做任何抉擇最後都會後悔啊，看人的。】
【只有我一個人覺得這一對夫妻怪怪的嗎？姐夫好到離譜，總覺得不太真實。而且，女方不生小孩是犯了天大的錯嗎，男方得包容原諒她？這個邏輯我不理解。】
【我也，第一次意識到，這對夫妻看似女強男弱，其實在關系裏，很可能向星晖才是主導。】
【愣了半天向星晖是誰，才反應過來，姐夫終于有姓名了（笑哭.jpg）】
竹竹輕車熟路，在走廊來回穿梭，跑得飛快。
等到要上樓梯，她停下腳步思索，兩只小手扶着欄杆把手，一節臺階要分成小碎步走，往上移動時慢得誇張，安全意識極強。
閨蜜組的任務，是拟定菜單。
至于兄妹組，啥也不會，聽說管家喊他倆洗碗，立馬滿意地點頭，答應下來之後，就翹着二郎腿等開飯。
竹竹效率高，興沖沖地回到自己房間：“媽媽，我的任務是什麽？”
紀凝給自P.M. 獨.傢.癥.蠡己排的任務，是出門采購。
童話屋裏沒有食材，商業街也不是賣菜的，好在度假村離菜場不遠，素人組即刻出發，只需要十分鐘左右的車程。
整整七間房，都得安裝直播鏡頭，攝影組人手不夠用，來去不到半個小時的采購行程，便沒有專門的攝影師跟着。
為了以備不時之需，陶導提前租好度假村的車子，此時将車鑰匙遞給江乘。
“你們三個人一起去嗎？”
“有沒有安全座椅？”紀凝突然問。
每天臨睡前，紀凝都要看一會兒養娃指南。
也是在昨晚，她才意識到，在安全問題方面，自己少操了一份心。
“這個我還真沒想到。”陶導拍了拍額頭。
【紀凝會不會太誇張了？】
【終于！我都在彈幕裏喊了好幾次安全座椅了，上次寶寶坐出租車睡着，我都捏了一把汗。】
【一點都不誇張，這麽小的孩子，出行要坐安全座椅，這規定是入法的。紀凝也是剛找回孩子，之前肯定沒想到這一點，現在既然已經注意到了，就不能大意。】
紀凝讓寶寶等一會兒，他們速去速回。
竹竹都還沒弄明白安全座椅是什麽，就已經被實習PD姐姐帶到兒童區的秋千邊上。
實習PD生怕小團子哭了不好哄，一頓操作，将秋千推得老高。
竹竹的劉海兒在風裏淩亂，完全沒回過神，眨巴着眼睛轉過臉。
實習PD的心提到嗓子眼。
千萬不要哭！
“高一點……”竹竹的小嗓音脆聲聲的。
江乘發動了車子。
紀凝坐在副駕駛，系好安全帶，通過車外後視鏡觀察，見竹竹笑得跟小花朵似的。
“不用擔心。”江乘低聲道，“竹竹和工作人員很熟悉。”
“安全問題肯定不能大意的。”紀凝收回視線，“出事故不僅僅只是擦破皮，很有可能釀成不能承擔的後果。”
幾天的相處，江乘是很好的聽衆。
通過安全座椅的問題，話題延伸開來。
她出過車禍，腦部創傷導致她對當時的場景記憶變得非常模糊。
可瀕臨死亡的感受，并不只是說說而已，那是無數次午夜夢回都能驚醒的恐懼感。
“對方車司機酒駕，以危險駕駛罪來判刑。”紀凝垂下眼簾。
江乘将車速放慢，雙手規範地握住方向盤，微微擰眉。
“不管對方是賠償，還是入獄，都無法挽回那些鮮活的生命。”
紀凝忽地擡眸。
“還好嗎？”江乘将車靠邊停下，“菜場不遠，我們可以走過去。”
……
起初在素人組大片評論區許下“心願”的網友，并不是紀凝的粉絲，不過是個樂子人，想看看時隔多年，過去的小童星再次與名導相見，會出現多麽抓馬的名場面。
然而他倆在節目上，倒是見過面了，兩次交集，期待中的名場面卻并沒有發生。
大家猜測，盧導家裏也不是沒網，不知道這回為什麽被節目組邀請是不可能的。
但為什麽來到節目中，見到紀凝，他的神色毫無波動？
只有一種可能性，他不願意被蹭。
可愛聰穎的小童星，因留下的作品被觀衆們記住，可盧導是知名導演，合作過的演員多了，孩子也不少，真不至于對多年前一個小演員印象深刻。
不給紀凝蹭熱度的機會，并不是盧導故意耍心眼子。
大導演心裏跟明鏡似的，壓根就不屑與她同框互動。
【紀凝這把千算萬算，沒算到盧導沒拿她當回事兒。】
【投票白拿第一了，我覺得到節目最後，盧導都不一定會跟她說句話。】
【最喜歡打臉橋段了，盧導好樣的，多來點，愛看。】
【說好的招待嘉賓呢，哈哈哈哈哈是不是屋裏太悶，盧平遠都出門轉悠了。】
閨蜜組拟好菜單交給夫妻組，從窗口望下去，看見盧導出來了。
她們彼此心照不宣，也到花園兒童區轉了轉。
這是竹竹小朋友頭一回坐秋千，怪好玩的。
就是腦袋瓜子暈乎乎。
等到秋千平穩地停下來，她的小腳丫晃來晃去，就是不敢落腳。
竹竹太謹慎了，不管有沒有大人提醒，她都知道怎麽保護好自己。
盧導經過她身邊，單手背在身後，停下腳步。
等着小孩請自己将她抱下來。
竹竹和他對視。
互相瞅瞅彼此，誰都沒有下一步行動。
【哈哈哈哈哈哈有一瞬間我們寶寶像極了媽媽。】
【有沒有人給大導演做一個暗中觀察表情包？】
“姐姐。”竹竹轉頭望向實習PD，“抱下來哇。”
盧平遠擡步往前走。
他是真為了度假來的，蘑菇地裏，到處都是小蘑菇，他随手摸了摸。
善良寶寶覺得新來的客人兇巴巴，可還是忍不住提醒。
“那個有毒哦。”
盧平遠擡眉：“吃了會怎麽樣？”
“躺板板。”小團子語氣凝重。
“你過來。”盧平遠沖她招了招手。
竹竹将小嘴巴捂得嚴嚴實實：“我也不吃。”
“……”盧平遠無語道，“我又不毒你。”
“認不認識這些蘑菇？”
“并不是所有的蘑菇都有毒，我來教你辨認。”
小朋友的心思細膩敏銳，當感受到大人的善意時，便也卸下心防。
蘑菇的模樣千奇百怪，有的能吃，有的吃完之後會見到“小人跳舞”，這是科普環節，竹竹聽得很認真。
“這個也可以吃嗎？”竹竹采了一朵小蘑菇。
“這個可以。”盧導提醒，“也不能生吃，還有，吃之前要問過大人。”
“但要問聰明的大人。”他又補充，“有些大人自己都稀裏糊塗。”
竹竹驕傲道：“我媽媽是聰明的大人！”
“她啊……”盧導回憶，“還行。”
“非常！”竹竹豎起大拇指。
盧導失笑：“小時候是聰明，長大了——”
其實長大後，腦子也活泛。
用黑熱搜引流押寶，還真讓她押對了。
“你小時候認識我媽媽嗎？”
“是我認識小時候的你媽媽……”
【中華語言博大精深，我們寶寶還沒上過語文課呢，聽不明白。】
【是誰說大導演對紀凝印象不深的？黑子打臉了嗎？】
【小竹寶傻乎乎，姨姨吧唧一口！啾！】
竹竹對媽媽小時候的事兒，很感興趣。
盧導不冷不熱的，每一次網友們以為他耐心告罄時，他也只是停頓片刻，繼續聊下去。
那些都是發生在片場的趣事。
小童星接得上戲，給出的第一反應最好玩自然，有時候盧導便不喊“咔”，由她自由發揮。大多數時候，她都表現得很好，但凡事都有例外。
竹竹眨了眨眼睛。
這比恐怖童話要好聽多了。
“那一次，也是同樣的情況。一場戲的戲份結束，我沒喊‘咔’。她轉頭看看我，我不說話，她也不敢動。”
“你會打人嗎？”
“我不打人。”
“後來呢？”
“小元寶就哭，哭得臉漲得通紅，後面那一場戲都接不上了。”
【嗚嗚嗚嗚，盧導也很懷念那段時光吧。】
【整整二十年啊，那時候導演還正值壯年，現在稍微有點年紀了，變成小老頭，怎麽能不懷念過去呢。】
【他叫她小元寶，是戲裏的名字！根本不像黑子說的那樣，在盧導心目中，小元寶一直都是優秀的小演員啊。】
時光荏苒，後來，盧平遠又導了許多戲。
很難說哪一部戲對自己而言最重要，實際上，一路走來每一個階段，都是人生重要的組成部分。
“媽媽回來啦！”
節目組這回給的經費充足，紀凝和江乘回來時，帶了大袋小袋，夠吃個兩天的。
遠遠地，她就看見竹竹和盧平遠在一起看蘑菇，相談甚歡。
小團子跑過來，撲到媽媽懷裏。
“你們在聊什麽？”紀凝點一點竹竹的小鼻尖，“八卦嗎？”
【哈哈哈清奇的腦回路。】
【srds，他倆确實在聊八卦。】
【聊小女明星八卦呢（bushi）】
“我們在說——”竹竹回頭，看見盧平遠雙手背在身後，悶聲不吭往回走。
她歪了歪腦袋。
不聊了嗎？
【剛才凝凝他們回來的時候，攝影師跟過去拍攝，我好像看見後座擺着一個還沒有拆封的安全座椅。】
【行動力滿分！】
【安全意識不是只動動嘴皮子而已，我們寶寶真的被放在心上啦。】
盧平遠黑着臉，沒好氣的樣子。
氣勢很強，強得連PD都不敢靠得太近，怕一不小心就被怼回來。
紀凝好奇地張望了一下。
剛才還和竹竹笑成一團呢，突然就變臉。
連一點征兆都沒有。
她回頭，小聲嘀咕：“他的人設是超絕反派嗎？”
“啪”一下響亮的動靜，江乘試圖淹沒她的嘀咕聲。
“幹什麽？”
江總面不改色：“打蚊子。”
竹竹擡頭看了一圈：“在哪在哪！”
【貼心搭子，拍手反黑。】
【請問超絕反派是什麽中二的title？】
【還好有江總，不然盧導聽見，更得記仇了！】
盧導已經聽見，背對着素人組，留下一個冷漠背影——
你才是反派！
……
方曼吟和潘思然提前上網查過盧平遠的老家在哪裏，拟的菜單完全以他的口味為主，夫妻組廚藝精湛，配合默契，做出豐盛的午餐。
這頓午餐，菜色再平常不過，但卻是家的味道，很對盧平遠的胃口，他吃得沒停過筷，氣氛逐漸融洽。
午飯後，節目組在童話屋外的花園裏擺上茶點。
【是茶話會嗎？】
【之前看一些采訪，年輕演員通過和名導的合作和交流，都是受益匪淺。我是奇奇的粉絲，不敢說奇奇和導演在影視作品中合作，但聊聊天也好！奇奇趕緊帶上筆記本來學習！】
【這一點還得是方曼吟。吃飯的時候，她一直主動找話題，i人直接轉e，絲滑得不行。】
【努力上進不犯法，也不應該成為嘲點，望黑子們周知。】
午後天氣正好，嘉賓們一人一張椅子，圍坐起來。
剛吃過午飯，大家的肚子都被占得滿滿當當，除了竹竹之外，誰都沒有主動去拿小點心。
廚房裏，童之奇快速洗碗，水滴四濺，恨不得立馬沖出去，加入到大部隊中。
那可是和大導近距離接觸的好機會。
“你先去吧，這裏我來搞定。”童之樂說。
童之奇手上的動作停了片刻。
他這才注意到，妹妹幹活時動作麻利，擦竈臺的油煙還有小竅門，不像是平日裏不進廚房的人。
他突然意識到一個問題。
去了新的家庭，妹妹并不一定受歡迎，學會做家務是為了賣乖，還是為媽媽分擔？
“一起洗。”童之奇低頭說，“這麽多碗，你一個人要洗到什麽時候。”
花園裏的茶話會環節，節目組準備了小游戲。
工作人員介紹道：“這個游戲環節，叫作‘真心假心’。”
“就是類似‘真心話大冒險’的游戲吧。”有人說。
紀凝的身體悄悄往後傾，問江總：“聽過嗎？”
江乘“嗯”一聲：“我又不是什麽出土文物。”
【哈哈哈哈還是很有自知之明的。】
【凝凝：你真的不是出土文物嗎？】
“噗。”
江乘的表情多少有了些人味兒：“？”
“好笑。”紀凝笑得眼睛彎彎。
江總半晌又接了一句：“你好笑。”
【噔噔噔噔，新一輪的互啄大賽，讓我們看看誰将是最終贏家！】
【誰懂啊，憋了半天還要補一句，真的很冷幽默。】
【我懂我懂！就是打不過就加入的挫敗感，哈哈哈哈哈哈。】
“不要吵呀。”寶寶的嘴巴被點心塞得很滿，腮幫子鼓成小竹餅，真心誠意地安撫，“都好笑。”
兩位素人沉默。
誰教寶寶這麽端水的！
“和‘真心話大冒險’不一樣。”工作人員介紹游戲規則，她随手拿起桌上的裝飾沙漏，說道，“嘉賓們傳遞物件，音樂聲停下，沙漏在誰手中，就由誰來接受挑戰。挑戰內容很簡單，截圖滿屏彈幕，抽取第一條與這位嘉賓相關的問題，由嘉賓作答。”
“答案可以是真話，也可以是假話，至于分辨真假的任務，就交給我們觀察入微的盧導。”
【這就是變相的演技大考驗嘛！】
【猜到了，好不容易請到盧導，怎麽樣都得請他幫忙指導一下大家的演技。】
【這導演真的像你們說的一樣厲害嗎？看起來也就那樣，亮兩把刷子出來看看？】
【彈幕區裏那個網友年紀還小吧，居然能問出盧導到底是不是真的厲害這種話……emmm，這很難評。】
“這是觀衆們和嘉賓們的互動環節，請大家踴躍發言，直播節目可不能弄虛作假，絕對不會內定提問。但還有一點需要提醒大家的是，如果滿屏彈幕都沒有與接受挑戰嘉賓相關的問題，就直接視為嘉賓通關，進行下一輪游戲。”
“意思是，觀衆們提問時也得雨露均沾。”潘思然語氣俏皮道。
竹竹想問，雨露均沾是什麽意思。
不過點心幹巴，噎嗓子，她使勁咽了咽，沒咽下去。
童之奇和童之樂趕忙地跑出來，幸好沒錯過這個環節。
桌上的一壺茶，是為了招待客人泡的，竹竹喝完會失眠。
江乘沒興趣參與游戲，正好牽着寶寶去找水喝。
陶導為難誰都不會為難江總，比了個“ok”的手勢，直接進入正題。
一般像這樣的互動環節，網友們必然十分踴躍，這次也不例外。節目組還是靠譜的，心願池子裏的這麽難請的飛行嘉賓，都讓他們請到了。也就是說，現在這游戲，節目組和嘉賓也一定玩得起。
摸清楚游戲規則後，網友們的彈幕發到飛起，鍵盤快要敲出火星子。
【想要問影後，她真的差點有過一個孩子嗎？】
【成為姐姐背後的男人，姐夫覺得自己幸運嗎？還是說所謂相愛相殺的背後，是軟飯硬吃？】
【潘思然接受這檔節目的邀約，到底是為了修複友情，還是只把友情當成一門生意？】
【方曼吟接受這檔節目的邀約，到底是為了修複友情，還是只把友情當成一門生意？（笑亖個人，以為我們思然沒粉絲了嗎？）】
【童之樂跟着哥哥上節目，瘋狂立人設，是為了吃這碗飯，将來成為28w嗎？】
【童之奇，如果當初媽媽決定帶走的人是你，你會不會頭也不回地抛下妹妹？】
【咱現在也是當過狗仔的人，爽到了。】
工作人員将平板放在嘉賓們面前的木桌子上。
彈幕滾動，一條比一條刺激。
“我沒想到提問這麽尖銳……”童之奇詫異道。
“太犀利了。”丁暮芸笑道，“我都有點冒汗。”
彈幕刷得太快，盧導跟不上。
每一條的文字都才看到一半，就立馬滑走，太氣人了。
紀凝在彈幕區裏尋找自己的名字。
不是，她的名字是被設置成屏蔽詞了嗎？
竹竹不知道嘉賓們那邊發生了什麽，她終于找到水，喝了一大杯。
小肚子都被水撐得圓嘟嘟。
“副導演。”一個工作人員着急道，“和紀凝有關的問題，可能會比較敏感，我們暫時設置了屏蔽詞，不過這也不是個辦法吧……畢竟紀凝的人氣不低，完全沒人向她提問，網友們肯定不會相信的。”
“什麽敏感問題？”副導演問。
江乘拉着寶寶的手，經過他們身邊。
“什麽呀？”竹竹問。
“作弊呢。”他溫聲回答，牽着竹竹離開。
副導演尬笑，擦了擦冷汗。
工作人員回答副導演的問題：“網友們對紀凝好奇的點，主要就是孩子爸爸的身份。幾乎所有人都在問這個，我怕紀凝不好回答，才把她的名字設成屏蔽詞的。”
“……”副導演反問，“你難道想不到把屏蔽詞設置成‘竹竹爸爸’？”
工作人員立馬反應過來，匆匆跑走。
一不小心，竹竹手中的礦泉水瓶掉落在地，滾了老遠。
“我去給你撿。”江乘說。
小團子的耳朵很靈，注意力還在副導演身上，好奇回頭：“你說爸爸嗎？”
“竹竹。”副導演忍不住八卦，“媽媽有沒有和你提過你爸爸？”
不需要媽媽提，竹竹自己就在夢裏聽機械畫外音說過爸爸的好多事情。
和媽媽說的不一樣。
“一次……”小團子豎起一根手指，又豎起第二根，“是兩次！”
“媽媽怎麽說他的？”副導演繼續熱血沸騰地八卦。
江乘給寶寶撿起礦泉水瓶，恰好回頭。
竹竹一臉懵懂，奶呼呼地嘆氣：“呸！渣男！”
江乘：？？？
“副導！”工作人員又心急火燎地跑回來。
“把‘竹竹爸爸’設為屏蔽詞了，他們現在刷屏‘竹竹他爹’！”
副導演：……
臺裏沒有機靈員工嗎？