Chapter 4
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"Boring!" Yan Yiyi put down her phone and yelled. The variety show is over, so boring! "What are you guys doing?"
However, no one answered her. Yan Yiyi glanced at the others. Qian Baoer was watching a drama seriously, Wu Nianzhi was reading a novel quietly, and Ren Qiao'an was staring at the computer intently, typing away at the keyboard.
"Ren Qiao'an, what are you doing?"
"Huh? I didn't do anything." Ren Qiao'an felt guilty when she was suddenly called out, and she didn't expect that Yan Yiyi was walking towards her.
"What?" Yan Yiyi walked over to Ren Qiao'an and glanced at the computer screen. "Are you writing a promotional piece?"
"Yeah!" That was a close call. Luckily, Ren Qiao'an had always had two plans. "Help me write a promotional copy."
"Well, they still ask you to write it. Shouldn't freshmen be asked to write these things?" Yan Yiyi complained casually.
"It's okay. I'm free anyway." Seeing Yan Yiyi leave behind her, Ren Qiaoyuan breathed a sigh of relief and skillfully switched to another document.
Phew! Editing porn in the dorm is so hard!
"Boring~" Yan Yiyi returned to her desk and continued to complain, "Every day after class I just go back to the dormitory. It's so boring!"
"Yi Yi, are there no club activities recently?" Qian Baoer asked.
"No, all the clubs are dominated by freshmen now, and I'm not interested in younger brothers." Oh well, there are a few good freshmen in the mountaineering club, but the activities are so boring! They're either planning which mountain to climb next or on their way to climb.
Wu Nianzhi said lightly, "Oh, where is your 1.9-meter-tall senior?"
"Wu Nianzhi!" Yan Yiyi gritted her teeth and said, "You did this on purpose! You knew that our senior had a girlfriend, yet you still mentioned him in front of me!"
The dormitory was bustling again, but Ren Qiao'an was still nervously revising his story. Finally, he finished a few chapters and uploaded them immediately. Hopefully, it will pass this time!
After finishing his work, Ren Qiaoan noticed that the penguin icon in the lower right corner of his desktop was flashing non-stop. He clicked on it and found that there was a new announcement in the group, @ing everyone.
[Dangdangdang~The first CP speed matching event of this group is officially held~~
Activity rules: People with the same dice points form a CP, and the CP is valid for the same number of days as the corresponding dice points.
How to register: Privately poke the group owner and roll the dice
Registration time: next 24 hours; results announcement time: 48 hours later
Ding ding ding~ Welcome everyone to actively participate~~~]
Uh, is this an addiction to playing dice?
Ren Qiao'an discovered that when people are bored, they really look for things to do. A group of bored people in the group chat were playing dice, and two bored people in the dormitory were arguing.
Harm...humanity.
Just as Ren Qiao'an was sighing, the little penguin flashed again. It was Lao Fu Zi, a longtime online friend of Ren Qiao'an's. The two had met in a group for novice writers. Ren Qiao'an and Lao Fu Zi had a great affinity and were a good online friend.
Lao Fu Zi: My friend, did you participate in the CP event?
Youran Jiannanshan: Yes, I participated.
Asking this question is not a joke. Ren Qiaoan complained all he wanted, but after reading the announcement, he went to poke the group owner. He is not active in picking up young ladies, and there is something wrong with his thinking.
Old Master: Tsk.
You Ran Jian Nan Shan: What happened? Didn’t you participate?
Lao Fuzi: I participated.
Old Master: But, I have a bad feeling [Calm Analysis]
Leisurely Seeing Nanshan: [Black Question Mark]
Old Master: I calculated with my fingers, and it seems your destiny has arrived!
You Ran Jian Nan Shan: Hmm? [Confused face] Isn't this a good thing?
Old Master Q: But, it doesn’t seem to be going so smoothly!
Lao Fu Zi: Need to spend money to ward off disasters [serious face]
Leisurely Seeing Nanshan: ...
You Ran Jian Nan Shan: Damn! Are you trying to use me to boost your sales again?
You Ran Jian Nan Shan: Are you still a human being? You still haven't returned the five dollars you cheated me of!
Old Master: ...
Lao Fuzi: I have never seen anyone more stingy than you!
Old Master: Did I show you a clear path back then? What's wrong with charging you five dollars?
That’s right, the person who encouraged Ren Qiao’an to embark on the path of pornographic writing was the guy named Lao Fu Zi, who claimed that his main job was fortune telling and his side job was online writing.
You Ran Jian Nan Shan: But! Clean up the internet now!
Old Master: [Calm down with a cigarette]
Lao Fu Zi: Don’t panic, you can transform in the next book.
Leisurely see Nanshan:pi!
Ren Qiao'an initially focused on the clean-cut style, but after two years he still hasn't made a splash. He finally became famous with his erotica, but wow, he never expected his glory days to be so short-lived!
Lao Fu Zi: If your career doesn't work out, love will. This wave is not a loss, brother.
You Ran Jian Nan Shan: ...Do you think I will believe you?
Lao Fuzi: Tsk, believe it or not.
Old Master: By the way, didn’t you and someone have similar interests last night? Why don’t you give it a try?
Leisurely seeing Nanshan: Who?
Lao Fuzi: The top one.
Leisurely seeing Nanshan: No.
Lao Fuzi: So you guys are having such a great time chatting?
You Ran Jian Nan Shan: You mean before? That wasn't a game.
Lao Fu Zi: Are you chatting with other people? My guy didn't even pay attention to me! So, you guys didn't add each other as friends?
Old Master: [Calm Analysis]
You Ran Jian Nan Shan: No. Why add a friend?
Old Master Q: You! Destined to be alone! Kou/Hi King!
You Ran Jian Nan Shan: This is called a one-night stand on the Internet.
Old Master Q: Bah! Your relationship only lasted ten minutes.
Old Master: There’s no hope, just stay single!
Old Master: [Guagua] [Guagua] [Guagua] [Guagua]
Leisurely seeing Nanshan: each other [smile]
Leisurely seeing Nanshan: [quack][quack][quack][quack][quack][quack][quack]
To be honest, at first, Ren Qiao'an had a lukewarm impression of the group's top girl. She was the group's administrator, often serving as a warm-up staff. Ren Qiao'an hadn't interacted much with her, aside from the occasional chat. Lately, perhaps because of the speed-matching game, Ren Qiao'an had been paying more attention to the group's top girl than usual. When Old Master mentioned her, Ren Qiao'an said he felt no emotion at all, but that was a lie. If you were to say there was any emotion, that was impossible. However, what happened next did indeed stir Ren Qiao'an's emotions.
On Wednesday, the results of the group's CP activity were announced. In the announcement, she, Old Master Q, and the group's top card all had a point score of four.
...What does this mean?
Little Rookie (Kechao): Does this mean we are going as a threesome?
Durian Flavored Candy: Looking forward to your performance.
Begging for wealth: Wow, why is there no one worthy of me? Can someone give me a little sister?
Old Master Q: @小菜鸡 (can flirt) No, I don't want to get along with you. You two can just treat me as dead.
Little Noob (Flirtatious): Don’t be like this~
Ren Qiao'an felt that this matter was indeed quite embarrassing when it came to people she knew. The old man must be disgusted by her right now, hahahaha!
The top star in this group: Haha, @小菜鸡 (can flirt), when do you want to start the timer?
Ren Qiao'an was stunned. She didn't expect that the top star in the group would accept it so quickly. She was worthy of being... the top star in the group?
Newbie (flirtatious): Now.
Ren Qiao'an wanted to start early and finish early.
The top star of this group: Good.
The top star in this group: Hey, dear, why don’t you change the group name card to the bottom of a playboy?
...What do you mean?
Little Rookie (the one who is the bottom of Langlang): Honey, it’s fixed. Are you satisfied?
Durian flavored candy: I can’t bear to look at it.
Lao Fu Zi: Uh, these two drama queens are causing trouble for others again [holding their foreheads]
Begging for wealth: Wow, dog abuse.
This group's top card: Good~
Little Rookie (the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one): Kiss my wife~
The top card in this group: [Chicken Eating Link] We are short of three, come quickly.
The top star in this group: Dear, please play games with me.
...What do you mean? Are all women this pushy?
Newbie (the one on the receiving end of Langlang): Okay.
After clicking on the link to play PUBG, Ren Qiaoan realized belatedly that he shouldn’t turn on the microphone.
Ren Qiao'an could be as annoying as he wanted with his words, but when it came to language... Ren Qiao'an still had to save face. Forget it, I'd just find an excuse to turn off the microphone later, that's what Ren Qiao'an thought.
Guiqulaixie: Hello, can you hear me?
It is clear with a hint of stickiness, like milky beer, and has a very pleasant sound. Ren Qiao'an gave it a high evaluation, no wonder it is the top brand.
Ren Qiao'an lowered his voice.
Chicken stewed with mushrooms: Yes.
Return: Who are you?
Chicken stewed with mushrooms: I am the newbie in the group.
Return: Oh oh.
…
The two fell into a brief silence.
Ren Qiao'an was embarrassed, and there was a strange hint of shyness in his embarrassment. Shouldn't you play the role of warming up the audience as the top star at this time?
Fortunately, the other two teammates quickly joined in, livening up the atmosphere a little and successfully easing Ren Qiaoyuan's inexplicable tension.
You charge and I add the bag: Langlang, everyone is here, let’s start.
You loot the loot and I charge: Langlang, this is your CP, why don’t you say anything.
Ren Qiao'an responded with gritted teeth, saying, "Don't panic, no one will be embarrassed as long as I don't say anything."
Chicken stewed with mushrooms: Hello.
You loot, I charge: Hello! Hello! Follow me, we're jumping into P City.
You loot, I charge: There's a team at West 30, be careful. Hey hey hey, there's someone!
You charge and I add the bag: Where where where???
You loot the loot and I charge: I’m dead, wife, come and loot it?
You charge and I add to the bag: Here it comes!
Judging from their online names, they are obviously a couple. If Ren Qiao'an is not jealous, she will just run around the map quietly.
Return: South 60, there are two of them, who has the telescope?
Ren Qiao'an silently threw the quadruple scope behind Gui Qulai Xi, and then continued to search the house.
You charge and I add to the bag: Ah! I hear footsteps!
Return: Here I come.
The top player's voice is really good, and it seems his gaming skills are pretty good too. Ren Qiao'an just needs to stay quietly.
You loot the loot and I charge: Wife, don’t move, we are coming.
You loot and I charge: Eh? Langlang, why don’t you and your partner say anything?
Uh, why are you asking her? Ren Qiao'an doesn't even know what to say!
Chicken Stewed with Mushrooms: Sorry, I'm in the dormitory and it's a bit noisy, so I'll turn off the microphone first.
You loot the loot and I charge: Langlang, your CP has been following you and throwing things to you.
You charge and I add to the bag: look at others.
…Uh, why did you say that?! It’s so embarrassing, isn’t it? Ren Qiao’an panicked.
Guiqulaixie: Haha, this is her character today, the soft and cute one under me.
...What are you laughing at!
There was obvious teasing in his laughter. Ren Qiao'an, who was outside the screen, couldn't help but blush and slowly typed in the chat box: I'm not very good at playing, so it's better to leave the equipment to you.
You loot the loot and I charge: Langlang, your CP said you don’t know how to play very well.
Guiqulaixie: It’s okay, I will protect you with this attack.
...That's it.
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