Chapter 01
I am very upset.
My wonderful weekend was ruined because of a damn math test.
If I had to choose the top three things I hate most in this world, mathematics would have to be one of them.
I really don't understand why anyone should study mathematics, especially for an ordinary person like me who has no great ambitions. Please, I have no ambition to become a mathematician.
Besides, who on earth can understand this weird thing called function plus moving point P?
Do I need to think about the shape of the parabola before throwing something, and what the formula is? Or do I need to solve equations when I buy groceries? In short, these and other thoughts kept popping up in every math class, every math test, and every word the math teacher said.
I fell into a pseudo-philosophical proposition——
So, is it necessary for people to learn mathematics in order to survive?
Looking at the question with only the word "Solution" written on it, I fell silent. After a few seconds, I grabbed my phone and went into a frenzy, typing into the small group chat on my phone:
I love Fujiya so much: Ahh ...
I love Fujiya: I'm so annoyed! I want to blow up the classroom and take the math teacher with me... Since there's no way to escape, let's go to hell together!
【Cute cactus:?】
【Cute Cactus: What happened? 】
When I saw this familiar name and the familiar green cactus in the avatar, I was instantly awakened.
Oops!
The message was sent to the wrong person!
I originally wanted to send it to the small group to go crazy, but I didn’t expect to send it to senior Cactus.
I met this person on a dating app called Souler. Because his name, profile picture and daily life all have a high cactus content, I affectionately call him Cactus Senior. I heard that he is now a sophomore in high school.
The most important thing is that this cactus senior is my nominal boyfriend and my online love partner.
It all started a month ago when I downloaded Souler, a very popular dating app among middle and high school students. It happened to be running a seven-day couple game. Two people randomly matched by the system from a pool of users had to spend seven days as a couple, and after completing the corresponding tasks, they could get a physical medal.
I didn't want to participate in this boring game, but there's no other way. The medal is a collaboration with an anime that I really like...
Damn it! I’ve finally been taken advantage of by the capitalists!
So I resolutely participated in this event?
And 'Cute Cactus' is the one I matched with who needs to complete a seven-day task.
We started out chatting well. He was humorous and witty, and although I was timid in real life, I could punch hard online, a complete super e-person (online-only version). But as the chat grew and deepened, I gradually realized that something was wrong.
From what Cactus senior revealed in the chat and the other party's occasional updates, it can be seen that the other party not only has excellent grades and a wealthy family, but also loves sports. Even looking at the circle of friends, I have seen many awards, in sports, study, and piano... In short, it seems like he is a glittering online scam!
How could such a perfect person exist in this world? !
It must be a character design! It must be all pictures from the internet!
I am so convinced of this that even though I cannot find any trace of the online picture and have searched the Internet for a long time but still cannot find the corresponding source of the picture, I firmly believe that it is impossible for such a perfect male creature to exist in this world!
As a result, my enthusiasm for chatting with him quickly faded, and I began to gradually distance myself from this guy.
The last round of conversation was three days ago. He was enthusiastically sharing his new cactus with me and even named it Little T because its shape resembled a capital T...
In a way, this guy really loves cacti, and naming plants is... a bit romantic.
No, this is definitely a character this guy created for himself! To deceive those innocent female students out there!
Someone as smart as me would have seen through everything long ago!
In comparison, my attitude seemed a bit cold. I just replied with a quick "pretty cute" and then nothing more. Later, he also sent some irrelevant daily greetings, which I also laughed off.
Thinking about the wrong message I sent by mistake, I became even more angry.
[I love Fujiya: Oh…I accidentally sent this to the wrong person…]
The reply came almost instantly.
[Cute Cactus: Worried about math homework?]
As soon as the topic of math homework was brought up, I started to complain, and without caring about my fear and suspicion of the other party, I began to reply in a torrent of comments.
I love Fujiya! I hate math! Today is the day I want to challenge the person who invented math!
[Cute Cactus: Haha, Fuji-chan is so cute.]
This way I can find an opportunity to brag...
I couldn't help but blush.
[Cute Cactus: If you don't mind, you can show me. I should be able to handle the third grade math~]
Didn't he still remember to consolidate his image as a genius at a time like this? I still remember him posting a gold medal for first prize in the municipal Mathematical Olympiad on his social media...
I sneered in my heart. You know, the math teacher in our class is mature and steady. He always likes to give us innovative questions that make us feel miserable. The difficulty is many times higher than that of ordinary third-year junior high school questions.
I seem to have already imagined the consequences of slapping him in the face.
So I turned to the last question on the test paper without hesitation. It was an optional extra-credit question, a small gift reserved by the math teacher for super academic masters. I took a photo and sent it to him.
Waiting for reply.
Ten minutes.
Twenty minutes.
Thirty minutes...
An hour passed and there was still no response.
Damn it, what on earth was I expecting?
Isn’t this a trick to expose the scammer’s routine... I skillfully clicked on the small group page and sent the message only after confirming that everything was correct.
[I love Fujiya: Help me, sir!]
I love Fujiya: Who's finished their math homework? Can you lend me some?
[I'm super sweet: put your butt down. If you're done, please share a copy with me for reference.]
I love Fujiya: Hey, hey, hey, I came first, okay?
I love Fujiya so much: @Xiongxiong, Sister Xiong—Boss Xiong—can I have some food? Please, this math test is really important to me…
I love Fujiya. My math teacher is keeping an eye on me because I've been ranked last in three consecutive monthly exams. If I don't finish my exams, I'll be in trouble.
[Xiongxiong: This time it was really hard... I only finished the multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions... [Picture] [Picture]]
When I saw it, I exclaimed, "Wow!", and then copied the answers to the multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions... No, I borrowed them from her. In order to ensure the uniqueness of the assignment, I also fully exercised my subjective initiative and deliberately filled in some of the answers differently from hers.
I love Fujiya: Xiongxiong - You are my God - Sisters deserve to be enshrined in the Imperial Temple. Your great kindness and generosity will never be forgotten!
[Xiongxiong: This time it was really difficult. I wasn't even sure about the multiple-choice questions!]
I selectively ignored the latter sentence and just kept echoing——
I love Fujiya: Yes, it's really hard. I can understand each word separately, but when put together, it makes no sense!
[Xiongxiong: Koizumi, you're exaggerating!]
That's not an exaggeration at all... I was just about to type a rebuttal when another message popped up.
[Cute Cactus: Sorry, I just went to take a shower.]
Cute cactus: [Image]
[Cute Cactus: Indeed, this kind of question is a bit difficult for a middle school student. It seems that my junior sister has good grades... If there is anything you don’t understand, please feel free to ask~]
My hand holding the phone was shaking slightly, and I hesitated to click on the large picture to see it - it was filled with dense ABCs and deduction formulas that I couldn't understand.
“…”
“!!!”
I gave an expression that shocked the whole family.
No, how come you take a shower for an hour?!
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