"Hahaha!"
"I feel like I'm resurrected again!"
"One day without the internet is like a long time ago. I forgot about the mountains and the sea. My eyes are filled with tears!"
The devil boy's happy voice came, "Brother Liu, this brain world is really magical, everything is logical, and now I feel the same as in reality!"
Liu Di smiled, "Yeah, this feeling is really familiar, including your understanding of idioms."
“Huh.”
"Fuck it."
But then I heard the demon boy mutter something in a low voice.
Liu Di was helpless, "Demon boy, don't say bad words."
I only heard the demon boy complain: "This place is so far from reality! There is no search engine, no public database!"
"It feels like someone is blocking knowledge!"
“These are the only office systems!”
"What's going on!"
"I'm not alive! I'm just a little zombie!"
Brother Liu also frowned, with pieces of information flashing through his eyes.
It is the internal system of the reception hall in front of us.
Among them, all are residents’ information of T-two district, and the format is the same.
'Fan Junming, senior construction engineer, status 84, 85,000/day.'
'Zhang Yayi, junior beautician, status 32, 2680/day.'
What are these things? Liu Di frowned slightly, wanting to dig out more information. His hands kept moving, and the entire keyboard was crackling, almost overwhelmed!
The codes on the screen are dazzling!
The receptionist clenched her fists, her face full of excitement, "We're saved, we're saved! Fortunately, I have a keen eye for heroes and discovered a great man like you in time!"
The various managers also looked at the receptionist with disdain. How shameless! The lobby director's irritable voice came again, "Xiao Zhao, have you found the problem? The system has been paralyzed for 5 minutes! Do you still want your bonus?!"
"Director, everything is under control!"
The beautiful receptionist turned around and looked at Brother Liu with a charming smile, "Brother Di Ba, have you figured it out? Have you found the problem?"
Bang! Brother Liu finally pressed the enter key, put down his hands and said, "I have figured it out and found the problem, but I don't know how to fix it."
"Very good!"
"Ah? What!"
The beautiful receptionist was completely stunned.
She pointed at the computer with her eyes wide open, "So what did you press on the keyboard just now?"
“Press it as you like.”
Liu Di crossed his arms and said, "I definitely can't repair computers. After all, I have no value to society."
"you!"
The receptionist pointed at Liu Di and angrily said, "You're wasting my time, you poor bastard!"
"Don't worry."
But Brother Liu raised his head slightly and said, "Although I can't repair computers, I know that usually there is a way to solve 99% of computer problems."
The beautiful receptionist was stunned. "What's the solution?"
Liu Di smiled calmly, "Restart."
"Restart?!"
The beautiful receptionist didn't react at first, but now she came to her senses and was furious. She put one hand on her waist and pointed to the door with the other, "You! Get out of here!"
"Let's go."
Brother Liu stood up leisurely.
But all the guys outside the counter gave him a thumbs-up and said, "Brother, you are really ruthless."
Speaking of which.
Generally speaking, when a girl asks you to fix her computer, she doesn't mean it literally. If you stick to this 'restart' mentality, you'll probably be single for the rest of your life!
The angry female receptionist thought for a moment, hesitated slightly, and somehow pressed the restart button of the computer.
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
But unexpectedly.
Before she could touch the button, the computer screens in the entire hall suddenly flickered, and then went out together. A burning smell came from some of the computer cases.
Brother Liu, who was browsing the counter, took a deep breath, fearing that the program calculations were too huge and these backward computers were overwhelmed! "Ah!"
"Emperor Eight!"
"You've gone too far. Not only did you fail to fix it, you also broke the computer!"
"I think you not only have no social value at all, but you are actually negative!"
The beautiful receptionist stamped her feet and said, "You have to pay me!"
Liu Di slowly turned around and asked, "Do you have any evidence that I did it?"
"you!"
The receptionist was speechless! The group of HR staff couldn't stop laughing. They had long disliked this group of bureaucratic receptionists. No matter who they saw, they acted as if they owed her money! I feel so relieved today! A CEO stepped forward and said, "Brother, your ability to irritate people is extraordinary, but I can see that you really don't know anything. Your future life will be difficult. Good luck to yourself!"
This group of human resources no longer had the desire to sign Liu Di, and they all shook their heads and left.
"Xiao Zhao!"
"What's going on? Why is the screen still black? You're going to lose your bonus next month!"
The hall director roared again.
But this time, the beautiful receptionist was also furious, and she shouted back, "It's just a month's bonus, if you don't want it, then don't want it! I'm telling you, Old Li, I've already obtained the qualification to attend the city lord's banquet, and I can get promoted as long as I hook up with a rich man!"
"What?"
But then a middle-aged man with a big belly trotted out of the office with a big smile on his face. "Xiao Zhao, you can enter the city lord banquet outside? How come I didn't know? I was just joking about the bonus. Tell me, who do you know?"
"snort!"
The receptionist said this, but glanced at Liu Di with contempt, "How can people like you understand such high-level things as the city lord's banquet list? You will never get in in your life!"
Brother Liu shook his head slightly. This was another world where power was supreme.
He walked out of the door slowly.
Instead, a thin man in a suit and carrying a briefcase came forward and said, "Sir, they look down on you, but I look up to you because you will definitely need my business!"
Liu Di was a little confused, "What's your business?"
The thin man patted his chest and smiled, "I have been a suicide expert for 20 years and have specialized in various suicide techniques. New Hope Suicide Company is dedicated to serving you!"
Liu Di's eyes twitched slightly, "Are you sure you're not kidding?"