Chapter 315: Saitama, help me teach her a lesson!



“It’s amazing.”

After a while, Saitama's muttering broke the silence around him.

"How is it?" Sun Wukong came over at some point and asked.

He thought that since he had the "Great Heavenly Immortal Art", he was not very interested in other techniques, but he could not help but be curious.

Saitama clenched his fists, and there was a faint sound of thunder inside his body.

His aura suddenly became a little stronger.

"Let's fight again!" Saitama turned around and looked at Son Goku with a serious expression.

"good!"

Sun Wukong agreed and turned to Su Luo.

Su Luo smiled and nodded, and immediately a hemispherical transparent energy shield protected the two of them.

Tony was between the two of them. Seeing the energy shield expanding rapidly and the surrounding tables, chairs and other objects disappearing, his face changed slightly and he quickly ran out.

He didn't want to get punched again.

If you're not careful, you might get hit with a stick.

What reassured him was that when he touched the edge of the protective shield, he passed through without any hindrance.

There was a deafening noise behind him.

Tony staggered and almost fell.

When he saw the man in front of him with a horrified expression, he quickly put on a stern face and pretended to be calm.

"An Xin?" he asked.

"Yes, hello." An Xin said nervously.

Now, seven days have passed since he first stepped into the tavern, but today is actually his second time here.

He was so drunk the last time that he didn't see clearly at all, and his knowledge of the tavern was limited to what Li Yunlong said.

This time he came here just to get to know this place better, but unexpectedly he encountered such a situation.

"Tony Stark." Tony heard the loud noise behind him and stretched out his hand pretending to be calm, saying, "Don't worry about that little noise..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw An Xin on the opposite side retreating in fear.

Tony turned his head away.

Saitama's figure flew towards him like a cannonball, and Sun Wukong's golden cudgel unexpectedly grew larger, like a golden pillar, swinging down from the air, getting bigger and bigger, almost hitting him on the head.

The overwhelming pressure made Tony tense up and gave him goose bumps on his back.

With this blow, he will be reduced to ashes! With a loud "bang", the golden hoop fell, but was blocked by the energy barrier.

Saitama also turned his back to him and threw a punch.

"I almost forgot I was outside the shield."

Tony woke up with a start, and found himself squatting on the ground with his hands on his head, looking miserable.

When he realized that everyone else's attention was drawn to the fight between Goku and Saitama, he slowly stood up and walked to An Xin's side.

He coughed lightly and was about to introduce himself to the other party.

He heard from Li Yunlong that this newcomer was a genuine mortal and naturally had no knowledge.

But before he could open his mouth, An Xin comforted him, "Don't worry, they can't hit you!"

Tony's lips moved, his expression was stiff, and he almost cursed.

Is this my first time in a pub? Do I need a newbie like you to remind me?

Li Yunlong's loud laughter suddenly came: "Haha, Iron Man is timid, everyone knows it."

Tony glared at him with a dark face, but he was wailing in his heart.

He felt that he had lost the little face he had managed to save by taking Saitama to visit the tavern.

It's all that bald guy's fault. Why is his fist so hard? I'm not usually so timid. It's obvious that the punch from that guy has left a psychological trauma! "I have something else to do." He said calmly.

His luck was bad today, and he couldn't stay in this pub for a moment! However, no one paid attention to Tony who disappeared in a hurry.

Everyone's attention was drawn to the two people in the middle of the tavern.

Compared with the earlier fist-fighting, the fight at this moment is much more entertaining.

The skills Saitama learned from the ancient scriptures did indeed bring about a slight transformation in his strength.

The most obvious change was that there was something else in his fists.

When he saw Saitama swing his fist again and the azure thunder burst out, even Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment.

The fight lasted only about ten minutes before it stopped.

The two were still equally matched, but the feeling was completely different from before.

In the early days, Saitama was like a genius who was invincible on the streets with his turtle fist. Although he was powerful, he had no rules in fighting and was easily restrained by people of equal strength.

Now he is more like a master who has experienced hundreds of battles, mastered the fighting skills, and can deal with all kinds of situations with ease!

Like a piece of unpolished jade, it gradually reveals its brilliant brilliance.

Saitama's eyes brightened a lot.

The previous dejection and indifference were completely swept away.

Inspired by the battle with Sun Wukong, he said with emotion: "It turns out that you have always given in to me."

Sun Wukong shook his head: "That doesn't count. With the golden cudgel in my hand, I already had the advantage."

He then asked, "Do you want to buy a weapon too?"

Saitama looked at his fists and shook his head slightly.

He went to the treasure house and looked there, but there were no such things as boxing gloves.

He has little interest in weapons such as sticks and swords.

He still prefers the feeling of punching someone in the flesh.

His eyes flicked towards the bar.

Relatively speaking, he would rather buy some cultivation.

From the ancient bronze coffin scripture, he learned a technique that amazed him, but it would take time to fully comprehend the technique and gain stronger power from it.

Those who have practiced for hundreds of thousands of years can obviously speed up this progress.

After a brief moment of thought, Saitama bought a glass of 100,000-year-old wine.

After drinking the glass of wine, a terrifying aura flashed across his body, and then it quickly became restrained again. If you didn't look closely, he seemed to be no different from an ordinary person.

Sun Wukong looked him up and down, his gaze lingering on his bald head for several seconds, secretly wondering whether he would be discovered if he took this guy to the Heavenly Palace to disguise himself as someone from the West.

It would be best if he could practice some Buddhist techniques, but his temperament doesn't match.

In the following days, Saitama often appeared in the tavern.

The guests quickly became familiar with the bald man.

What surprised many people was that this guy was not difficult to get along with. He was kind and gentle to others and did not have any airs of a superior at all.

"Oops, I almost forgot something important." Saitama, who was talking to a few people about his experience in dealing with monsters, suddenly slapped his forehead.

"What's wrong?" Ye Fan wondered.

He thought to himself that this guy was so strong, and was clearly the battle ceiling of their world. Was there any problem that could not be solved? "There is a supermarket promotion today..." Saitama stood up in a hurry, as if he was going to leave on the spot.

The expressions of the people present suddenly became extremely strange.

"Are you still short of money?" Batman Bruce at the next table couldn't help but turn around and ask.

Saitama knew how rich this guy was, so he spread his hands and said helplessly: "There are many people in the world who are short of money, and I am not the only one."

But you clearly still have millions of time-space coins to buy flowers, which can be exchanged for huge amounts of gold!

As everyone thought about this, the looks they gave Saitama became more intriguing.

Saitama obviously realized this, and said in a matter-of-fact tone: "You guys are not going to ask me why I don't exchange time-space coins for gold, right?"

Peter nodded in agreement.

"I'm not stupid. Gold is not as important as time-space coins!" Saitama said.

He has been coming to the tavern frequently in recent days and is already very familiar with it.

There were more and more things in the tavern that aroused his interest, and it was his turn to worry about not having enough time and space coins.

Hearing this, Peter turned his head away in embarrassment.

He is the fool who exchanged time and space coins for gold.

"If you are short of money, why not do me a small favor?" a voice suddenly came. "I will give you gold and jewelry later, enough so that you don't have to waste your time on boring things like shopping in the mall."

Everyone looked in the direction of the voice and saw Tony, who hadn't set foot in the pub for several days.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Tony dodged his gaze and reached out to adjust his sunglasses.

However, when he saw the laughing expressions of Ye Fan and others, he immediately realized that they had all seen it.

Under the dark lenses are a pair of black eye sockets.

He was beaten!

He is Iron Man, a guest of honor at S.H.I.E.L.D., a billionaire who makes countless girls scream, and Thor's best friend and idol...

He was beaten by a rude and stupid woman! What made him most unbearable was that he couldn't even beat her.

He has the opportunity to run a tavern.

He originally thought that even if he couldn't defeat Thanos, he could at least walk around the earth freely. He never expected such an accident to happen.

Saitama looked at him with the same confusion, then shook his head and said, "Buying up promotional items at the store is not a boring thing."

The corners of Tony's mouth twitched, looking a little embarrassed.

That's right, this guy is richer than him.

"But I'm happy to help!" Saitama suddenly laughed.

"I knew it, brother!" Tony walked up to him excitedly and patted Saitama on the shoulder.

"What happened? Who could beat you like this?" Saitama asked honestly.

Tony's expression froze.

But he had already been in enough embarrassing situations recently, and this time he was still waiting for the other party's help, so he did not hide anything and briefly explained the whole story.

Ever since he stepped into the tavern, he had been searching for extraordinary people from his own world, exchanging various items in the tavern for extraordinary things or blood genes in the hands of the other party.

During this period, he gradually discovered that the seemingly ordinary earth was home to many hidden talents.

Not to mention Thor, the god of thunder who descended to earth, S.H.I.E.L.D. has recruited many experts, in addition to the Sorcerer Supreme who secretly protects the earth...

Although he encountered some setbacks with some people, Tony's transactions went smoothly most of the time.

So after his reputation spread, some guys who possessed extraordinary abilities but were obsessed with various items such as longevity and magic weapons came to him on their own initiative.

This made him earn a lot of money, and his strength has greatly increased compared to half a year ago.

After being beaten up by Saitama a few days ago, he felt humiliated and returned to his original world.

With the idea of ​​saving his face, he went back and acted in a high-profile manner, attending banquets and lectures, and received countless applause.

In this situation, he accidentally saw a woman.

The woman was plain-looking, but the energy fluctuations she emanated from her body made Tony feel palpitations.

His strength is no longer what it used to be. After realizing this, he put down the microphone and chased after him.

"I introduced myself to her, and she said she knew it and even slandered me as a playboy," Tony said indignantly.

"You aren't?" Bruce wondered.

When he was chatting with Tony a few days ago, this guy was proudly talking about his experiences with beautiful women from different professions, including world-famous female stars, beautiful female guests, models, painters, etc.

"That's all in the past. Can you eat back what's been excreted from your body?" Tony retorted.

"And then?" Peter asked.

"I said I wanted some of her blood and wanted to exchange it with her...but she refused to listen and even punched me!"

"She actually said that she was trying to get close to her in such a clumsy way!"

Tony looked extremely humiliated: "She actually thought I wanted to pursue her!"

He said indignantly: "She looks so ordinary, how can she be so confident!"

"Could it be because of your reputation?" Bruce asked tentatively.

He remembered Tony saying that for excitement, he once pursued a female congresswoman who was old enough to be his mother and still had charm.

Before Tony could say anything, Aquaman Arthur on the other side asked thoughtfully, "Could it be that you really wanted to pursue her, and you got angry after being exposed?"

"Would I be attracted to her?" Tony pointed at his nose.

"You said she was strong," Peter added, following Arthur's lead, "Doesn't being strong add to the allure?"

He used to be an unknown person, but after becoming Spider-Man, no matter what his identity was, he won a lot of admirers.

"You guys..." Tony pointed at everyone angrily.

Seeing Li Yunlong and his group approaching from the restaurant entrance not far away, he let out a heavy breath and said, "I won't fall for that kind of violent and stupid woman!"

He said quickly, "I fought with her. Although I was no match for her, I couldn't stand her arrogant attitude. She even said that I could just cheat other people, but don't try to cheat her!"

"Saitama, help me teach her a lesson!" Tony turned to Saitama and said.

"Isn't she a bad person?" Saitama touched his bald head and felt something was wrong.

He doesn't want to become a thug in the mafia.

"I just want to teach her a lesson and let her know that there are always people better than her." Tony shook his head. "When I mentioned that there was a tavern behind the scenes that could subvert everything, she spoke rudely and said that even if there really was one, it was just a mob hiding behind the scenes!"

"He deserves a beating for questioning the tavern!" said Arthur.

Saitama thought about it and nodded, "Okay."

It is quite interesting to meet a master from another world.

Besides, he is very interested in other different worlds.

Noticing that Li Yunlong had already looked over here and was about to come over, Tony quickly grabbed Saitama's arm and said, "Then let's go now!"

He had a good relationship with Li Yunlong, but as they became more familiar with each other, they developed the bad habit of making fun of each other.

He has been unlucky these days. If Li Yunlong catches him, he will be embarrassed in the tavern.

Tony doesn't want to always do such embarrassing things.

I can’t let this guy see my bruised eyes!

As soon as Li Yunlong's loud voice was heard, the two figures disappeared from their original places at the same time.

"Why does this grandson seem to be avoiding me on purpose!" Li Yunlong shook his head, without thinking much, and turned to chat with An Xin.

(End of this chapter)


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