Chapter 330 Taishang Laojun: Who stole my cow?



He really couldn't imagine that there was such a wonderful place in the world.

Since he became the God of Justice, he has been suppressed for too long, and for a moment he could not accept that such a good thing would happen to him.

Chenxiang's words brought him back to reality.

He came back to his senses.

This is not his luck, but the result of his nephew's help.

He placed a lot of hope on his sister's only son.

Originally, he hoped to use Chenxiang as an opportunity to wait for the changes that his master had mentioned and the birth of a new heavenly rule.

Even if the Heavenly Rules remained the same, he planned to train Chenxiang and then go to Heaven together to force the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother to change the Heavenly Rules.

However, he never expected that a tavern would suddenly appear and completely disrupt his plans.

There is no doubt that this is a good thing.

Just from this short experience, he had already realized the extraordinary nature of the tavern.

"Uncle?" Chenxiang pulled his arm.

"You say." Yang Jian put away the messy thoughts in his mind.

"Let's fight to the Heaven!" Chenxiang said again.

Yang Jian frowned and subconsciously looked at Sun Wukong not far away.

Although they came from different worlds, he believed that this monkey must have also had the experience of making trouble in heaven.

Could it be that he instigated it? Seeing him looking at him, Sun Wukong said, "Why are you looking at me? It's obvious that your nephew learned it from you!"

Yang Jian turned his head expressionlessly.

Maybe Chenxiang's personality is just like his own.

When he was young and hot-tempered, he had a falling out with the Heavenly Court because of his mother.

But now my sister is still alive, how can this kid be so reckless! Yang Jian suddenly didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

He was about to speak, but heard Chenxiang say, "Grandma can't die in vain!"

Yang Jian's brows, which had just relaxed, frowned again, and the vertical eye between his eyebrows flashed slightly.

His mother's death was a thorn in his heart.

This is also one of the fundamental reasons why he has been at odds with the Heavenly Court for many years.

But this kid brought it up...

He tilted his head and looked at Chenxiang.

Chenxiang looked at him with a firm gaze.

Two seconds later, Yang Jian finally spoke out: "The water in Heaven is very deep."

He knew that this kid brought up his grandmother just as an excuse. How could he have deep feelings for someone he had never met? It was simply because his mother was imprisoned and he was being hunted, and he couldn't swallow this humiliation.

Wasn't he the same back then?

The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother do whatever it takes to do what they want. In their eyes, mortals are no different from ants.

But how could the two of them reach the pinnacle of power in heaven without any support? After hearing Yang Jian's words, before Chenxiang could say anything, Sun Wukong on the side sneered: "When did the great Erlang Zhenjun become so cowardly?"

Yang Jian glanced at him and thought that this is not cowardice at all, it is clearly wisdom. Isn't it the same for Sun Wukong on the journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures?

Life is full of trade-offs, even gods can’t be free and easy! “Back then, Erlang Shen was able to fight me on equal terms, but I never thought that Yang Jian in your world would be as bad as his Roaring Sky Dog.” Sun Wukong said sarcastically.

He enjoyed watching the fun and didn't mind making trouble. He wished Yang Jian would stir up trouble in Heaven again.

Yang Jian didn't want to pay attention, but seeing Chen Xiang's disappointed expression, he felt that he couldn't lose face in front of his nephew, so he said casually: "Do you dare to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace again?"

"Why not?" Sun Wukong held his head high.

"But now is not the best time," Sun Wukong suddenly changed the subject and said, "When I make trouble in the Heavenly Palace again, I will definitely make Tathagata bow down and the Jade Emperor become my vassal!"

Yang Jian's originally tense face suddenly relaxed.

This monkey really likes to brag as always.

He shook his head, too lazy to pay attention to the other party, and turned to Chenxiang.

Seeing that he didn't believe him, Sun Wukong became anxious: "Although I don't want to go to the Jade Emperor to settle accounts with Tathagata now, I can prove that I am not afraid of them!"

Yang Jian said calmly: "How to prove it?"

"How about Laojun?" Sun Wukong asked back.

Yang Jian was stunned for a moment, then said: "Of course it is unfathomable."

Taishang Laojun is usually obsessed with refining elixirs and weapons.

He believed in following the laws of nature, and didn't care much about external things. He seldom felt happy or sad because of external things. He was even thrown upside down by Sun Wukong who made a riot in Heaven.

People who don't know him might really think that he is just an old man who has lived a little longer, can only fiddle with the alchemy furnace and has no fighting ability, but Yang Jian knows the inside story very well.

A stone monkey born from natural causes could be a good material for refining weapons for him. It would be strange if he was not excited about it.

Not to mention that he had also heard the legend of "turning Hu into Buddha".

There are intricate connections between the Three Pure Ones in the fairy world, and there are also some unspeakable secrets between them and the Western Paradise. Even he cannot fully understand the inside story.

But what is indisputable is that Taishang Laojun is definitely extraordinary.

He looked at Sun Wukong in confusion, not knowing what the other party meant by saying this.

Sun Wukong snorted and said, "You will know when you wait."

It took him five hundred years to figure out some things.

A few days ago, when he went to get the diamond cutter, he was hit by a hoof from the blue ox, and he was still feeling aggrieved about it.

Now he felt that his strength had improved a lot. Although he had no chance of winning against Laojun Tathagata, he was more than capable of dealing with a green bull. It was also a good opportunity to try out his new magic weapon.

When Yang Jian was about to ask more questions, he saw that Sun Wukong had disappeared from the spot.

The plane of "The Return of the Great Sage".

Sun Wukong appeared in a dilapidated temple.

As soon as he appeared, a hum came from the side: "Monkey, where have you been again?"

"Go away, I didn't bring any wine this time." Looking at Zhu Bajie who was staring at his palm eagerly, Sun Wukong waved his hand.

"Great Sage!" Jiang Liuer was as excited as ever.

The old monk also smiled and greeted him.

Now several people have embarked on the journey westward.

The old monk yearned for Lingshan Mountain and wanted to walk there step by step and take a look at the place before he died.

Jiang Liuer didn't want to disappoint his master, so he agreed to go with him.

Zhu Bajie and even the dragon in the river were willing to go with them, and since Sun Wukong had nothing else to do, he naturally agreed to go with them as well.

After being able to capture monsters and sell them for money along the way, Sun Wukong became even more interested.

"I have something to do, I'll be back soon." As Sun Wukong turned around, he added, "The sun is shining brightly now, let's set off when the weather cools down."

The old monk and Jiang Liuer agreed, and Zhu Bajie said dissatisfiedly: "Monkey, where are you going to play again?"

Sun Wukong ignored him and disappeared from their sight with a somersault cloud.

A moment later, he arrived outside the Nantian Gate.

He hasn't been in the Heavenly Palace in recent days, and the security here has obviously been relaxed a lot.

Sun Wukong easily blended in and headed towards the Tushita Palace in the thirty-three heavens.

This is the Taoist temple of Taishang Laojun.

When he first entered the Heavenly Palace, he came here in a daze after being drunk and ate the golden elixir of Taishang Laojun. After he sobered up, he was scared half to death.

He made some good friends in heaven and had heard about how powerful Taishang Laojun was.

The good news is that Laojun did not seem to be angry, and due to various coincidences, he was able to develop an indestructible body and flaming eyes.

But he felt that he was suppressed under the Five Finger Mountain for five hundred years, and at least three hundred of them were because of stealing the golden elixir.

If he wasn't really short of money, he wouldn't want to offend Laojun.

"Old Lord, I'm sorry. I heard from them that your blue bull will come down to cause trouble to the world in the future. I am also trying to reduce your karma."

Sun Wukong bowed to the void, muttered something secretly, and used the invisibility technique to sneak into the Tushita Palace.

It’s not that the memories from five hundred years ago are too vivid, but that he has come here often in recent days.

Each time we just scout the area and rarely take action.

Once he sees Laojun, he will hide far away.

He was lucky today, as Laojun really went out to preach to people as the boy had said a few days ago.

Sun Wukong's eyes swept over the golden elixirs that made him drool, and he walked straight to the backyard.

As he expected, the blue bull was left there.

When Sun Wukong saw the steel ring hanging on the cow's neck, his eyes became hot.

He had coveted this thing a few days ago, and sneaked in when Laojun was away to try to steal it, but the green ox was very cunning, saw through his disguise, and gave him a hoof.

If he wasn't worried about exposing himself, he would have wanted to beat him up with a stick.

But today...

Sun Wukong quietly moved behind the green ox.

He suddenly felt a little regretful.

If you have a map of the mountains, rivers, and the country, it would be easy to catch this green bull.

But fortunately, he came prepared this time.

When he saw the muscles on Qingniu's buttocks tense and his hind legs straightened, he realized that this guy had sensed his presence.

Being able to serve as Taishang Laojun's mount for such a long time, this guy must be very strong, at least his perception is very strong.

“It’s certainly worth a lot.”

Sun Wukong exhaled lightly, and the golden cudgel in his hand became pointed at the front like a golden cone as he thought about it.

He suddenly jumped up and stabbed the green bull's butt with the golden cudgel in his hand.

The big blue ox sensed something and raised its hind legs, shifting its body slightly.

immediately.

With a scream of "moo", the blue ox's whole body straightened.

The severe pain from behind made its brain dull and it could only moo.

There was a huge amount of pain in that voice, which made several boys in the Tushita Palace look at each other in bewilderment, and then their faces changed drastically.

Sun Wukong looked at the position of the golden cudgel and was stunned for a moment.

He originally wanted to hit it in the buttocks to avenge the kick it had given him earlier, but the blue bull suddenly moved, causing his stick to deflect and hit the bull's buttocks.

Looking at the red, yellow, green and yellow stuff on the golden cudgel, Sun Wukong's monkey face became embarrassed and angry.

Oops, the golden hoop is dirty and can't be used! In the moment he was stunned, Qingniu had already turned around while enduring the severe pain.

When it saw Sun Wukong behind it, its eyes widened: "It's you, you naughty monkey!"

Sun Wukong shook his head vigorously and pulled out the golden cudgel, causing the green ox to moo miserably again.

Sun Wukong took advantage of the situation and took out a golden steel ring and threw it at the green ox.

"Niu Niu, come with me!"

When he saw the steel ring, a trace of confusion flashed across Qingniu's eyes.

He subconsciously looked down at his neck.

The Vajra is right there.

He had been planning to wait for the day when Laojun wasn't paying attention, and then he would take the Vajra Cutter to the lower world to eat people and drink wine and enjoy a few days of peace and quiet.

But this thing...

As he was thinking about it, he saw that the golden ring that looked like a diamond cutter was already in front of him, and then it suddenly became bigger and covered the entire bull's head.

"What is this?" As Qingniu opened his mouth, he felt the golden ring on his neck suddenly shrink.

Feeling suffocated, Qingniu began to struggle in pain.

Sun Wukong laughed and took off the Vajra Cutter hanging on his neck.

He looked at it carefully, and it was this thing that made him dizzy and also bitten by Roaring Sky Dog.

It's really hateful.

"This thing belongs to me!" Sun Wukong stuffed the Vajra into his arms, then looked at the green bull rolling on the ground.

The Qiankun Circle on the green ox's neck had shrunk to the size of an ordinary person's thigh, almost strangling the ox's head off.

Sun Wukong stood aside, watching with a smile.

But when he saw his golden cudgel, he stomped his feet with a gloomy look on his face.

Seeing that Qingniu was no longer struggling, but just rolling his eyes and foaming at the mouth, hesitating on the ground, he loosened the Qiankun Circle slightly and pressed the smelly golden cudgel against its forehead.

"Are you convinced?" he asked.

"Great Sage, please spare my life..." Qingniu said weakly.

Sun Wukong stepped on the Green Ox, and after a moment of thought, he found that the Green Ox did not disappear with him.

“Still not convinced!”

He roared angrily and immediately stuffed the golden cudgel into the cow's mouth, while continuing to tighten the Qiankun Circle.

The blue bull howled miserably again and rolled over.

After struggling for a while, until the boys from the Tushita Palace came from afar, Sun Wukong was able to completely subdue the Green Ox and brought it into the tavern.

After hastily putting it down, he quickly turned into a fly and slipped away quietly.

A few minutes later.

In the tavern.

Looking at the contents on the light screen, Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes in satisfaction.

[Square-horned blue bull (Taishang Laojun's mount), worth 5 million time-space coins.]

[Diamond Cutter, worth 2.5 million Spacetime Coins.]

Getting 7.5 million time and space coins at once is not a small amount of money for Sun Wukong.

What made him most proud was Erlang Shen's reaction.

"You stole Laojun's green ox?" Yang Jian's three eyes were filled with disbelief.

"What do you mean by stealing? I just brought it here," Sun Wukong said proudly. "It was happy to follow me. You can ask others. If a living thing is not willing, it cannot be sold to the tavern!"

The Green Ox had been sold to the tavern and became a nice collection in the treasure house, but Yang Jian still remembered its miserable state when it first arrived. It was covered in a foul stench and was bleeding from front and back. It was clearly forced here by Sun Wukong.

This monkey is really reckless.

He shook his head secretly and asked, "Aren't you afraid of being investigated by Laojun?"

"This green bull will bring disaster to the world sooner or later. I am helping him. If the old waiter doesn't appreciate it, why should I be afraid of him!" Sun Wukong didn't care.

At worst, I can just hide in a pub.

He didn't believe that Taishang Laojun could catch up.

If the other party pressed him too hard, he could just go to the tavern and ask someone to fight him.

Besides, with the speed at which he was acquiring time-space coins now, it wouldn't take him long to catch up with the other party.

The plane of "The Return of the Great Sage".

After Taishang Laojun finished his sermon, he followed the hurried boy and hurried back to the Tushita Palace at a leisurely pace.

Looking at the empty backyard with almost no signs of fighting, a hint of surprise flashed through his mind.

Now is not the time for Qingniu to descend to the mortal world.

Could it be that his blue ox was really stolen? He raised his hand to calculate, but found that thousands of threads were entangled together, and the past and the future were a chaos. There was a faint figure of the monkey, but it was not real.

"Qingniu should have some entanglement with that naughty monkey, but now is not the time. With the ability of that naughty monkey, it is impossible to do it so quietly..."

"Who stole my cow?"

(End of this chapter)


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