Chapter 388 Deadpool and Thanos



Chenxiang turned and looked at Deadpool, his eyes flashing with excitement.

He has been in the tavern for some time. His ability is not bad, but he has never had a chance to show his face.

So much so that when many people mention him, their first reaction is "Erlang Shen's nephew."

It's good to have such a powerful uncle, but he also wants to be recognized by others.

It would be even better if you could earn some time and space coins at the same time.

"What big fish? Tell me about it." Chenxiang asked excitedly.

Deadpool snapped his fingers, and a look of nostalgia appeared on his ugly face.

"You know, a man as funny, handsome and handsome as me will always be very popular..."

He was interrupted by Ah Xing just halfway through his words: "Before you say these words, can you put on your mask first?"

Deadpool shook his head and said, "Sorry, I forgot to bring it."

He rubbed his bumpy face and said sadly: "You don't know how to appreciate, but she does. She loves me to death!"

Aquaman had a look of astonishment on his face, thinking how could anyone like someone who looks like this?

Deadpool kept talking about how he participated in the human body modification experiment and how the goddess named "Death" fell in love with him at first sight when facing endless pain.

"Is she pretty?" Tony, who walked over slowly, interrupted.

He has a great interest in Deadpool.

This guy has a strong ability to recover, and he really wants to dissect it and study it.

Hearing this, Deadpool said with deep affection: "She is extremely beautiful. Although she looks like just a skeleton, no one can compare to her."

"Isn't your mother capable of this either?" Ah Xing rolled his eyes.

"How can they be the same? Would you compare your mother with your girlfriend?" Deadpool said.

Ah Xing laughed and pointed at his nose and said proudly: "I don't have a mother!"

"Wow, we are so destined to meet each other!" Deadpool stretched out his hand towards Ah Xing.

The two men shook hands and shook them vigorously with mutual sympathy.

"Don't you have a mother either?" asked Ah Xing.

He thought this guy was abandoned by his mother because he was too ugly.

"How is that possible?" Deadpool said loudly, "I didn't come out of a crack in the rock."

Suddenly feeling a chill coming from behind him, Deadpool turned around and saw Sun Wukong put down his wine glass and stared at him.

He quickly waved his hands, gave a thumbs up and said, "Great Sage, it's so cool to jump out of a crack in a rock!"

"Shut up now!" The Sea King knocked his head and asked, "You haven't talked about the business yet, what big fish?"

Noticing that Chenxiang's expression was somewhat impatient, Deadpool suppressed his desire to die.

If he died there, he could reunite with his goddess, but if he died here, he was afraid that he would really turn to ashes.

He said seriously: "I found something!"

Seeing him so serious, some people were a little uncomfortable.

"A guy named Thanos loves my goddess, so he cursed me to be immortal. As a result, we can't be together even though we love each other..." He beat his chest and stamped his feet.

The exaggerated expression made Chenxiang frown, and he doubted whether this guy was reliable.

Tony's eyes widened in surprise.

"Does the woman named 'Death' you mentioned live in the underworld?" Aquaman was curious.

"Yes, she is the goddess of death," Deadpool complained, "My love rival is a real lunatic. In order to please the goddess, he is ready to sacrifice half of the lives in the universe..."

"Wait," Tony couldn't help but interrupt, "You said his name is Thanos and he destroyed half of all life in the universe?"

"Yes, in one of the endings, you stole his Infinity Gauntlet and modified the timeline to restore everything." Deadpool exclaimed, "You are such a fucking hero. If you hadn't shut me out, I would have fallen in love with you!"

"But it doesn't matter. If the Avengers don't want me, I'll destroy their lair later!"

"Haha, it's just a joke, you're not taking it seriously, are you?"

Oh shit!

For a moment, Tony wanted to stab this guy.

"How do you know this?" he asked.

He had roughly known earlier that this guy's world background was very similar to his own, but he never imagined that this guy knew more than he did.

Deadpool waved.

Tony approached doubtfully.

"I'll tell you something in secret," Deadpool lowered his voice, but everyone heard it clearly, "I peeked at the script!"

"Tell me about your big fish!" said Chenxiang.

This guy's chattering reminded him of Liu Che.

I heard that the other party's superpower can seal other people's mouths, ears, noses and eyes at will, so it would definitely be a wise thing to use it to block this guy's mouth.

"It's Thanos. He's very rich," Deadpool said fiercely, "How about we join forces and rob him?"

Chen Xiang was surprised: "I thought you were going to kill him."

"Send him to my baby? How could I let him get away with it!" Deadpool shook his head.

He gnashed his teeth and said, "This bad guy who has committed so many evil things should have his power taken away, his appearance destroyed, and cursed to live a humble life like a wild dog, living in pain forever!"

Seeing everyone looking at him, Deadpool shouted, "Why are you looking at me like that? Do you think I'm a wild dog?"

"Okay," he said, stroking his face, "He did do some of these things to me. What do you think we should do with him?"

"Why not just beat him half to death and sell him to the tavern?" said the Sea King disapprovingly.

As he spoke, he glanced at Tony.

He had heard that the other party had been looking for a guy named Thanos, but was discovered in advance by Deadpool from another world.

"It may not be sold in," Tony put down his glass and said thoughtfully, "In my opinion, it is more appropriate to kill him and sell the body to the tavern. In this way, his soul may not be able to reach the underworld."

Deadpool rarely spoke, and was obviously thinking.

Ah Xing glanced at them and scratched his head, wanting to say something.

Someone who could kill half of the universe with just a snap of his fingers, this kind of existence was obviously not something he could interfere with.

Chen Xiang smiled and said, "Aren't you just worried that his soul will escape?"

"This is easy!"

Deadpool immediately looked at him with anticipation on his face.

In the tavern, several people like Henren and Erlang Shen are obviously capable of scaring Thanos to death.

If Chenxiang is willing to let his uncle take action, this matter will surely be a sure success.

This is also one of the reasons why he approached the other party.

Chen Xiang pointed to the treasure house and said, "Why not just buy a Hehuan Bell?"

"The love bell?" Deadpool blinked blankly.

Ah Xing finally found an opportunity to speak, and said with a smile: "That's right, the Hehuan Bell can capture people's hearts, and it is no problem to deal with souls."

Tony had been in the tavern for a long time and was familiar with all kinds of treasures. He nodded and said, "Destroy his body and capture his soul. You can do whatever you want with him then!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that Deadpool had disappeared and had run out of the treasure pavilion.

After a moment, he turned back, looking somewhat frustrated.

The Hehuan Bell is good, but its value is not low either.

Besides, if you want to control the Hehuan Bell, you have to practice magic power.

Although he has sold a lot of good things to the tavern these days, there is still a big gap.

Seeing that he was unhappy and silent, Chenxiang patted his chest and said, "I happen to have a Hehuan Bell. When are we going to set off?"

Deadpool was overjoyed: "Good brother, no wonder I thought you were so handsome the first time I saw you. The smell of a fox on your body can't cover up your extraordinary temperament..."

Seeing Chenxiang's unfriendly look, he smiled awkwardly, scratched his forehead which looked like tree bark and said, "Fox... I heard it from Arthur."

Aquaman was shocked and angry: "Slander, you are slandering me!"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Tony said angrily: "Shut up, both of you!"

He said to Deadpool: "I'll go with you to see what Thanos is like."

Deadpool was naturally happy to have an extra free helper, and did not refuse when he heard it.

He also knew that he often couldn't keep his mouth shut, and some ideas in his mind would jump out of his mouth for no reason, causing him a lot of trouble.

Now that he needed help from others, he didn't dare to be presumptuous. He stretched out his hands to cover his mouth tightly and just winked at a few people.

"He said we can leave now." said Ah Xing.

Deadpool nodded.

"Then issue a heroic order." Chenxiang said.

He was too lazy to talk to this guy anymore.

If he didn't want to visit the other world and prove himself to his uncle and others, he would have wanted to leave.

How could there be such a mean person in the world? Deadpool still covered his mouth with his hands and blinked hard.

Ah Xing translated again: "He said he has no money and wants to borrow some from you."

Tony looked at him in surprise, thinking that it was rare for these two newcomers to be able to talk to each other.

But a ticket worth two hundred time and space coins was nothing to him.

He would gladly pay for the ticket if he had the chance to visit another world to see Thanos' power and get more intel.

After Deadpool got the money, he immediately walked to the screen wall and issued a heroic order.

In the blink of an eye, the three people disappeared from where they were.

Ah Xing looked at the direction where the three people disappeared and shrugged regretfully.

He also wanted to go and watch the fun, but even though he had the Tathagata Palm, his strength was still limited. If he was affected by the aftermath of the battle, he might be doomed.

"There will be opportunities in the future," he thought to himself.

He found the crazy and gibberish-talking Deadpool very interesting.

They are actually the same kind of people.

"Oh no, there is an important meeting today!" Aquaman Arthur suddenly shouted.

He waved at Ah Xing, said "Goodbye", and left in a hurry.

Dugu Qiubai had already wandered off to somewhere else and was chatting with Dongfang Bubai, Yu Huatian and others, laughing out loud from time to time.

He looked around, wondering where he could go to join in the fun, preferably get a drink, when he suddenly saw someone waving at him.

Ah Xing naturally knew that person.

He had heard from many people that the man's name was Li Yunlong and that he had entered the tavern quite early.

The opponent's strength is not that strong, but he has always been popular in the tavern.

There were a lot of people gathered around Li Yunlong. He recognized Liu Peiqiang, Huang Yaoshi, and Gus, who was carrying an exaggerated sword shaped like a door panel. The others looked familiar but he couldn't remember their names.

He stood up and walked over.

"Axing, do you want to do something big?" Li Yunlong handed over a cup of Erguotou and said with a smile.

"Of course," Ah Xing said without hesitation, "I joined the Axe Gang to do something big!"

Now he has defeated the Fire Cloud Evil God, and the Axe Gang has fallen apart under him.

In Pig Stable Village, he became a hero.

But sometimes he would feel confused and not know what to do.

"Then we are kindred spirits!" Li Yunlong pointed to a chair beside him and motioned him to sit down.

Ah Xing thought that the other party would say something to him, but he didn't expect that after he sat down, several people started talking about their own things.

He was a little impatient at first, but gradually he understood.

These people are obviously doing things to help the country, to make the people independent and well-fed.

Ah Xing gradually became absorbed in listening.

Just as he was getting excited and planning to do something big, Chenxiang and others had already arrived at Deadpool's residence.

Looking at this messy and small room, Tony frowned subconsciously.

The strange heather-like smell in the air made him feel a little uncomfortable.

Chenxiang looked around curiously, and when he saw the wall clock and TV, as well as the books and newspapers, he showed an interested expression.

All this gave him a sense of novelty.

"I recently moved out, and my house is a bit messy." Deadpool said, and threw the toilet paper stuck to the bed and the dirty underwear out of the window.

There was a burst of cursing from outside.

It seemed to have hit someone.

He then ran to the bed and started a passionate argument with the man until the gunshot ended it all.

He stepped back with his teeth bared, dug the bullet out of his forehead and threw it to the ground, cursing: "If there weren't a distinguished guest today, I would definitely chase him out and kill him!"

"But I have memorized his appearance..."

Tony glanced at the actress posters hanging on the wall, the CDs next to the TV, and the underwear and socks thrown around, and praised him sarcastically, "Your private life looks very clean!"

He felt that if there was a woman, even if she only came here occasionally, she would not turn this place into this state.

Deadpool shook his head and said, "I would like to change my bride every night like you, but the damn screenwriter made me look like this. Even if they give me 1% of the shares of Stark Group, it would be fine."

He then laughed: "But it's different now. The tavern has appeared and the screenwriter can't control my fate. Tomorrow I will go and rob the fucking Stark Group!"

Tony knew that this guy was talking nonsense again, so he said seriously: "Let's go find Thanos first, where is he?"

"I have to steal a spaceship first," Deadpool tapped his forehead, "I'll think about where I can steal it..."

"Use mine!" said Tony.

He killed a group of interstellar pirates a few days ago and seized several spaceships.

Deadpool glanced at his ring and said happily, "That's great, I really love you!"

Chenxiang was flipping through a magazine out of boredom.

When he saw a picture inside, his face turned red and he thought these people were so shameless.

Seeing the two people looking at him, he quickly put down the magazine and said seriously: "Are you leaving?"

Deadpool chuckled: "I didn't expect that we have the same taste. I'll give you some later. Besides magazines, there are also..."

"If you don't leave now, I'll go back!" Chenxiang said with a stern face.

"Okay," Deadpool shrugged, "Let's go!"

(End of this chapter)


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