Chapter 439 Ximen Qing: Your wife tastes good!



Wu Dalang carried a shoulder pole and returned to his original world.

Looking at the mottled wooden door and dilapidated house in front of him, his expression was a little dazed.

If the world before him had not been completely different, he would have almost thought it was just an illusion.

Wu Dalang closed his eyes and silently felt his surroundings.

The whole world became countless times clearer in his perception.

He could hear the sound of tofu being ground next door, the quarrels among the butchers on the street, and...

Wu Dalang's eyes narrowed and he looked diagonally across.

There is a flag with the word "Tea" fluttering in the wind.

Wu Dalang knew that it was Wang Po's teahouse.

At this time, his five senses had been enhanced a hundredfold, and he could already hear waves of strange yet familiar sounds coming from the teahouse.

The voice came from his wife Pan Jinlian.

However, it was the first time he heard such a gentle and graceful moan in that voice.

Along with this came bursts of slapping sounds and the unbearable conversation between Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian.

Wu Dalang felt a heat rising to his forehead, making his breathing heavy, and he almost couldn't restrain himself from transforming immediately.

That slapping sound was clearly slapping himself in the face!

He subconsciously clenched his fists, and heard a "crack", and the carrying pole was crushed by him!

Wu Dalang turned around and strode towards Wang Po's teahouse.

He didn't want to endure it for a moment!

Soon, he walked outside the teahouse.

Business in this small teahouse is slow, otherwise Wang Po would not have come up with the idea of ​​helping Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian to get together.

When he walked over, he saw that the teahouse was deserted and was closing its doors to customers.

Wu Dalang resisted the urge to kick it open and kept knocking on the door.

Yun Ge, who had been feeling depressed about Wu Dalang's cowardice and thought that the other party would not dare to catch the adulterer, couldn't help but be enlightened when he saw this.

The reason why he tipped off Wu Dalang was not really out of loyalty.

In addition to being indignant at the actions of Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian, it was more because of the attitudes of Ximen Qing and Wang Po.

When he found out about the affair, these two people not only did not give him some money to keep him quiet, but also beat and scolded him and kicked him out!

Even a clay figure can have some temper, let alone the young and energetic Yun Ge.

How could he swallow this? !

Now seeing Wu Dalang's behavior, he looked excited and looked across the street.

Seeing a few vendors nearby looking puzzled, he waved at them and pointed in the direction of the teahouse.

It's better to make this matter bigger.

Wu Dalang was just a pancake seller, so Ximen Qing had no need to be afraid of him.

In fact, Yun Ge didn't think that Wu Dalang could cause any trouble.

But his younger brother Wu Song is different.

He was a brave man who could kill a tiger with his bare hands! If he knew that his brother was bullied like this, Ximen Qing and Wang Po would have to suffer a little!

Yun Ge and others watched from afar.

More and more people gathered to watch the fun.

When Wu Dalang knocked on the door, he heard the unbearable sound from inside not only did not stop, but became louder.

He even heard Pan Jinlian calling him daddy! That Ximen Qing wanted to be his daddy?

A green light flashed across Wu Dalang's face.

He clenched his fists, intending to smash the troublesome door with one punch.

With a creak, the door was opened from the inside.

Wang Po had a cold face. When she saw Wu Dalang outside the door, her expression became even more gloomy: "Wu Da, why are you knocking on my door?"

Wu Dalang was used to being kind to others and tolerant, but his enhanced five senses made Pan Jinlian's obscene words extremely obvious to his ears.

At this point, he could hardly stand it any longer! "Let the adulterous couple get out of here!" Wu Dalang roared.

The sound spread throughout the street.

There was a buzzing sound in Wang Po's ears, and she was a little deaf for a moment.

Ximen Qing shuddered and fell softly on Pan Jinlian.

Pan Jinlian let out a cry and her face turned pale.

She recognized it as Wu Dalang's voice and became extremely panicked.

In this era, having an affair will result in being thrown into a pig cage.

It is true that she went to see Ximen Qing behind his back, and she even enjoyed it, but she was never prepared to be discovered by Wu Dalang.

When Yun Ge and the others heard this voice, they were all surprised, but then their expressions became interesting again.

Some other people who had not paid attention to this side also came over.

Everyone pointed and talked, looking excited.

Wang Po felt dizzy for several seconds before she woke up.

She flew into a rage, pointing at Wu Dalang and yelling, "You three-inch-tall, bark-headed jerk, who gave you the guts to come here and act wildly?"

Wu Dalang clenched his fists until they creaked and stared at her intently.

A hint of green appeared on his face.

He really wanted to punch him, but his nature suppressed the impulse.

Wang Po was frightened by his eyes that seemed to be ready to devour someone, but after a brief panic, she became even more arrogant.

She pointed at Wu Dalang's nose and cursed: "You can't take care of your own wife. Don't come here to cause trouble. Do you think I'm easy to bully, you coward..."

She uttered a lot of dirty words.

Wu Dalang's anger was rising.

The green color on his face became more and more obvious.

Wang Po saw it, but didn't take it seriously, thinking that the other party was just angry.

As a neighbor for many years, she knew Wu Dalang's character very well.

This guy is used to being a coward. He never dares to say a word when being bullied.

Seeing that Wu Dalang's face was getting greener and greener, and his forehead was glowing blue, Wang Po snorted and put down her hand that was pointing at him.

She was worried that if she continued to scold him, he would be mad to death.

It would be terrible if someone were to die in one's own teahouse.

She was about to tell the other person to get lost, but she heard a sneer from behind.

"Hey, isn't this Wu Dalang?"

Wang Po turned her head and saw Ximen Qing, who was holding up his belt and exposing his chest.

"Sir, why are you up?" she said with a flattering smile.

Seeing Ximen Qing show up on his own initiative, she became more confident.

Ximen Qing's influence in Yanggu County is not small, and the difference between him and Wu Dalang is huge.

Wu Dalang looked at Ximen Qing's fearless appearance, his heart pounding like a drum, and his right fist began to grow bigger.

Ximen Qing didn't know what he was about to face.

He was also very angry at this time.

Wu Dalang's roar just now was so loud that he frightened him and fainted on the spot.

Now he tried to recall some erotic scenes, but his lower body had no reaction.

This not only made him shocked and angry, but also filled him with fear.

His greatest love in life is women. If he can't have sex with women, it would be more painful than killing him!

At this moment, he wanted to cut Wu Dalang into pieces! "Ximen Qing!" Wu Dalang said word by word, gritting his teeth.

Wu Dalang raised his hand, his green fist trembling a little, and pointed at the other party and said, "You! You are going too far!"

Wang Po looked at him and sneered.

Yun Ge and others across the street were watching this scene and were secretly anxious.

"This three-inch-tall guy is just a piece of tree bark. Beat him up. Why is he shouting?" someone said unhappily.

Someone calmed down and said, "Ximen Qing is not someone we ordinary people can afford to offend. Wu Da may have to swallow this loss!"

"As a real man, you still don't take any action even when things have come to this point. How cowardly!" Yun Ge had an expression of anger on his face.

While they were talking, Wu Dalang was still suppressing his anger.

But his entire face had turned green, and his fists were much bigger than usual.

Ximen Qing looked at him with a smile, tied his belt slowly, and said frivolously: "Your wife tastes good!"

Buzz! This sentence stimulated Wu Dalang's eyes to turn green.

He let go completely and no longer suppressed his anger.

With a ripping sound, all his clothes tore apart, his skin suddenly turned green, and his height increased by more than three times in an instant! Seeing Wu Dalang turned into a green giant in the blink of an eye, Wang Po, who was closest to him, was shocked.

"Oh my god, monster!" she screamed and subconsciously tried to run, but was caught by a big hand.

It was Wu Dalang who grasped her legs in his big hands and lifted her up upside down.

As if he felt that the door frame above his head was too annoying, Wu Dalang casually waved his other hand, and there was a series of loud bangs, and the door frame was forcibly taken down.

The ground was a mess, but no one cared.

Everyone stared at Wu Dalang.

He was nearly five meters tall at this time, with bulging green muscles all over his body, like a terrifying green monster!

"Da...Da...Da Lang, please spare my life!" Wang Po felt dizzy and peed her pants on the spot.

However, her body was held upside down in the air by Wu Dalang, and the fishy urine filled her mouth.

Wang Po was completely unaware and her face turned extremely pale.

"Let me hear you scream three-inch-tall tree bark again!" Wu Dalang said coldly.

His consciousness was exceptionally clear, but anger was rising all over his body, and he had an urge to destroy everything.

A bloody impulse to kill lingered in his heart! "I..." Wang Po was about to speak when she suddenly saw Wu Dalang grabbing her other leg.

Tear!

Wu Dalang opened his arms!

Blood splatters!

This bloody scene caught everyone off guard.

Ximen Qing, whose face was already filled with fear, was so frightened that he sat down on the ground. His whole body went limp and he didn't even have the strength to run.

It was true that he was a scoundrel, but the people he bullied on a daily basis were ordinary people with no background. He had never encountered a scene like this before! In his eyes, the five-meter-tall Hulk was no different from a ghost or god.

Facing this kind of scene, his performance was even worse than those he bullied! At this moment, he was so frightened that he lost control of his bowels and bladder. A thick panic filled his brain, making him tremble all over and look pale! The crowd of people watching the excitement outside the door were even more dumbfounded.

"Monster...monster!" someone shouted.

"No wonder Wu Erlang was able to kill a tiger with his bare hands. Those two brothers are not human at all!" Someone stepped back trembling.

Yun Ge opened his eyes wide, full of disbelief.

He was panicking, but also secretly excited.

"The Wu brothers have never persecuted others. I don't think he is a monster, but a star from the sky who came down to earth to save us poor people!" He clenched his fists, trying to suppress his excitement.

I have informed Wu Dalang of the news, so I am sure I will win his favor.

Wu Dalang possesses such terrifying strength. If he were recruited by the imperial court, he would at least be able to get the position of general.

If I hold on to his thighs tightly, wouldn't I be able to reach the sky in one step?

As for the monster thing...

Those officials are much scarier than monsters! Besides, Wu Dalang has never killed innocent people indiscriminately, so who can be sure that he is a monster?

Don’t the Thunder God and Rain Master, as well as the Angry Vajra in the temple, all look like this?

Wu Dalang had sharp ears and eyes, and could hear everyone's conversation.

He had no time to care about anything else and just stared straight ahead.

It was Pan Jinlian who came out in her clothes.

The noise outside really made her curious, so she walked out without caring about her shame.

But after seeing the scene in front of her clearly, Pan Jinlian turned pale and almost fainted.

In her vision, it was clearly a terrifying green giant with a hideous face.

The monsters were holding half of a bloody human body in their hands, and judging by their clothes, it was clearly Wang Po's.

What frightened her most was that the Hulk looked about 70% similar to her cowardly husband! The monster looked at her.

Staring at the disheveled Pan Jinlian, Wu Dalang's anger rose again.

He thought of Pan Jinlian's usual rudeness towards him, and the voice that had just called Ximen Qing "Daddy".

"You adulterous couple deserve to be put to death!" Wu Dalang said angrily.

He threw away Wang Po in his hand and leaped forward.

"don't want!"

As soon as Pan Jinlian's voice came out, she felt a black screen in front of her eyes.

Blood splattered all over Wu Dalang's face.

He smashed Pan Jinlian's head with one punch!

Ximen Qing, who had just regained some courage and managed to get up, fell to the ground again when he saw this scene.

Wu Dalang walked towards him step by step with a green face.

His height at this time was over six meters! When his feet stepped on the ground, there were muffled sounds.

Boom, boom…

Every footstep was like stepping on Ximen Qing's heart! Ximen Qing's face was filled with despair, and he didn't even dare to look up and look directly at him.

His body was gradually shrouded in shadow.

Yun Ge and others watched from afar.

Everyone had different expressions, but the shock in their eyes was the same.

The government had received the news long ago, and several officers came with swords.

Originally they wanted to drive away the people who came to watch the fun, but when they saw the scene in the teahouse, they were all dumbfounded and almost thought they were hallucinating.

"Monster...monster?" an officer stammered.

Yun Ge said boldly: "Wu Da is not a monster, he is a star that has descended to earth!"

There are many handsome and heroic gods in the legend, but there are also ferocious and ugly gods!

Yun Ge was determined to cling to Wu Dalang's thigh, so he had to speak well of him.

Looking at Wu Dalang's expression, the others also agreed.

Especially those who had had conflicts with Wu Dalang in the past, now they wanted to praise him to the sky.

How dare they say bad things about each other now! What if he heard it? As they were talking, many people exclaimed.

Several officers were trembling with fear as they looked at the bloody scene in the distance.

Wu Dalang actually crushed Ximen Qing's body with one foot!

Red and green things sprayed all over the ground! He looked up to the sky and roared, making everyone feel deafened! Everyone retreated in fear.

The officer who had earlier shouted "monster" was now sweating profusely.

"Yes... yes, a god, he is a god!" he said hurriedly.

(End of this chapter)


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