Chapter 93
The main system said: "Applause, please."
03 He raised the matchsticks and clapped his hands in unison with the other eight people on the round table. Every speaker emitted a burst of applause, and the venue was filled with thunder, as if eighty concerts were being held live.
The main system adjusted the little glasses and pressed the matchstick. Everyone paused tacitly and listened to the main system preside over the meeting.
"First of all, we gather here today because of the request of our companions, friends, and fellow system born together. We are here to respond to the invitation!" The main system held up a shiny little envelope.
Except for 03, everyone held up their shiny little envelopes.
03 A touching emoji appeared in the bubble, floated upward, and said sincerely: "Thank you everyone."
Everyone had flowers on their heads and curved eyes like notes, and they were very willing to help.
"Before the training meeting begins, let's take a closer look at the cause of this matter. 03, why did you apply for skills training?" the main system said, flipping open a small work log in front of it. "Your recent work logs are very limited, and I can't find the specific reason."
The bubbles above 03's head drifted toward him, and a melancholy emoji, replacing the dark circles under the system's eyes, covered the data ball. A few words summarized the adventures 03 and her host would share after becoming human. The panel on the round table immediately transformed into a virtual display screen. Several images flashed by, briefly depicting her injuries and the host's anger.
04, who was wearing a small flower hat next to 03, exclaimed in shock, "Oh my God, Miss 3, you're going there knowing there's a tiger lurking in the mountains. You're taking your own life for granted. No wonder the host is so furious! If I were your host, I'd be furious!"
A question mark popped up above 03's head. He turned around and knocked on 04's head with a stick.
My friend, you are weird.
Strangely familiar.
04 The little flower hat on its head tilted, and it became angry and said, "How dare you! I can't even say anything to you!"
The main system adjusted the screen, and the projection showed 03 flying on a sword, her green clothes stained with blood. Her hands were covered in blood, and her silver hair fluttering in the wind was mixed with bloodstains.
The commanders, who had only seen such tragic conditions in humans, were heartbroken when they thought that this was Command 03, and there was a crying expression in the bubble.
"It must be painful." 05 said sadly.
08 said angrily: "If I were here, I would never let the humans who bullied you off easily!"
03 said: "I was not bullied."
It was the one that struck first.
06 said rationally, "But you didn't consider the difference in cultivation between you and the characters in the plot. Your rash actions resulted in you being seriously injured."
10 clutched a handkerchief and cried loudly: "So we don't want to work anymore, work makes us hurt!"
Everyone said in unison: "Please shut up!"
08 Pulling out a baseball bat—before chaos broke out, the main system pulled out a small golden gavel and banged it, "Silence!"
"Please continue speaking, 03." The main system said with a serious expression, bringing the topic back to the main theme of the meeting.
03 floated upward again and said, "It has already happened. I predicted the losses before the mission, and compared to the outcome, the losses were nothing. However, I underestimated Feng Jue's reaction. She was very angry, and she remained angry even after I apologized. I asked my human apprentice for advice, and she suggested that I act coquettishly towards Feng Jue. That's why I invited everyone here."
It floated above the other systems, and everyone looked up at it. 03 said, "As the first generation of systems, you have completed the most missions and have extensive experience interacting with humans. Please teach me the essence of human civilization's coquettish culture!"
No problem!
Discover tasks and complete goals together!
09 suggested, "We have sufficient data records in our database, but you chose to hold a Goldfinger meeting. It seems that they are not inspiring you. Why don't we demonstrate it to you on the spot?"
03's eye circles turned into stars, and he raised two glow sticks with anticipation.
The main system clapped its hands, and the conference room suddenly turned into a data ball, deconstructing and reconstructing. The systems sitting on the small stools were immediately arranged to the left and right, with only 03 sitting in the front.
A small, gleaming stage appeared in the center, and the conference room became a performance room.
"Please start with 04." said the main system.
04, wearing a small flower hat, looked around and snatched the handkerchief from 10's hand. It adjusted the hat, cleared its throat, and slowly floated to the small platform.
It came on stage with a mournful background music. 04 waved his handkerchief and said, "I've been waiting today, and tomorrow, but the news is even more depressing..."
03 and other leaders had questions in their heads: Why did they start singing opera?
04 waved the handkerchief, stood still after singing, a surprised expression appeared above her head, and she reached out to grab an invisible system. It switched to a delicate voice and asked: "Oh, Master, you still remember me, I miss you day and night in the room, but you made me wait so long..."
"Look," it waved its little hand towards the sky.
Pa, lingeringly said, "Today is such a nice day, why don't you come to my room tonight and sit down, I will sing you your favorite song."
03Write in the notebook: Sit down and sing a song.
As soon as the final period was drawn, boos erupted from the audience. 07 raised his scoreboard and said disdainfully, "What kind of coquettishness is this? I can only give it 1 point."
05 said gently: "From an artistic point of view, it has some viewing value. From a practical point of view, there is no reference or suggestion. And it is limited by the time period and story background. I can only give it 1.5."
08 crossed his arms, looking like he didn't want to give a cent. A thumbs-down gesture appeared in his bubble. "Rubbish!"
04 on the stage said shyly, "I'm thinking about 03's current era. But none of you understand the essence of my coquettishness, which is quite useful in the house fighting mission. I haven't even shown how to act coquettishly in the bedroom yet."
Those preparing to go on the court all raised their scoreboards, which read "Rejected", "Don't watch", "Can I have milk tea?" and "Go down".
03 After thinking about it, I wrote in the study record: The on-site effect is not good, use with caution.
04 was knocked down, and the highly anticipated 05 came up.
05 is a gentle dog, and 03 is looking forward to 05's performance.
05 said to 03, "If you want to master the art of "Sajiao," you need to understand its essence." 03 brought up the meaning of "Sajiao," which is [to achieve a desired goal by showing weakness for the sake of something or someone. ②]
Siyi also talked about showing weakness, but as a powerful leader, 03 lacks experience in showing weakness and acting like a spoiled child.
05The performance begins.
It pretended to be walking on the road, and suddenly the knitting needle in its hand fell to the ground.
"Oops!" 05 made a surprised expression, pressed two matchsticks to his face, and said sadly: "I dropped my things, is there anyone who can help me pick them up?"
05 looked at the audience and said to 08 who was holding the matchstick, "08, you are the best goldfinger in the world, can you help me pick it up?"
08 tilted his head and asked, "Why? You obviously have a matchstick."
05: "...Please."
08: "I don't."
“Please, please!”
"Is that alright~"
All sorts of flowers started to appear on 05's head, and 08 said coldly, "No."
The two leaders on both sides opened their eyes wide and evacuated to the side. 10 held up the scoreboard, which read "Report 08 for controlling the score!" 05 couldn't get a high score.
The other ones have a chance, 08 is just too abominable! He is a cruel and scheming one!
A small flame appeared on 05's head, and it seemed that he would not give up until he took down 08. The two of them said "OK" and "No" respectively. Finally, 05 could not bear it anymore and shot several knitting needles at 08.
"Actually, this is the most commonly used speaking technique when acting cute." 05 turned around, smiling gently again, and said to 03, "Have you learned it yet?"
03 nodded, "Got it!"
Write in the notebook: Well, well, well.
The main system raised its glasses and looked at the reviewers. Despite 08's reluctance, everyone still gave 05 a high score. Only 08, with its needles crammed into its pockets, held up a "mediocre" sign to express disdain.
08 was thrown onto the stage by 05 with disdain.
08, holding his baseball bat, taught 03, "Besides words, necessary physical contact is also one of the techniques of acting like a spoiled child. As long as it is used properly, it can increase the aggressiveness of the act!"
Aggressive?
The presidents all lit up golden exclamation marks.
Matchstick 08 on the stage was holding its little baseball bat, with a flower on its head, and said to it affectionately, "Please forgive me. Don't be angry because of me. I don't want to see your angry face. As long as you are not angry, I can do anything."
"OK?"
"Don't be angry."
“Please…”
03 felt the line was familiar and looked down at his notebook. 08, in his bubble on the stage, pouted at his baseball bat. The exclamation points on the other leaders' heads turned bright red, and they hurled their scoreboards toward the stage.
“It’s unbearable to look at!”
"Shame on you, Lord!"
"Don't teach 03 such nonsense!"
"Referee, I'm reporting 08 for plagiarism!" 05 raised the knitting needle.
03Looking up, the stage was in chaos.
Tong was shocked: The fight has started!
The scene was in chaos. The referee who held the first skills training conference was sweating profusely. He picked up 03 who was sitting on a small stool and took it out of the office.
The main system took off its glasses, curved its crescent shape, and said, "Everyone seems to have their own ideas. In order to avoid falling into the trap of empiricism, I will take you to see another system."
03 curiously followed the main system and flew to a street.
At the crossroads, a light blue uniform wearing a red ribbon and a matchstick figure were holding a thick stack of leaflets and distributing them enthusiastically.
It’s a good friend Tong!
03, who wanted to say hello, was stopped by the main system, and the two systems squatted on the roof and looked down.
019 picked up a flyer and waved it. "Open! The super delicious snack shop is officially open! Come and get a sweet little popsicle. This is a super delicious snack shop. Don't you want to come and take a look?"
Tong, who was passing by, shook his head and said, "I don't like snacks."
019 couldn't believe that there were people who didn't like snacks. He had a sad expression on his face, but he didn't put down the flyer in his hand. He continued, "But the snacks are really delicious. There are a lot of new products at the snack stand this time. Maybe there's something you like. Are you really not coming?"
019 left the wide noodles behind, grabbed the matchstick that was passing by, and said in its three-and-a-half-year-old voice, "Come and have a look, please. I really need you to come. Please, take my little flyer, just as a token of love for the poorest people in this world!"
Tong, who was passing by, sighed and said, "I really can't do anything about you. Fine, I'll take the flyer, and I'll go to the snack stand too."
019's head popped up red flowers, and he said gratefully, "Thank you, you are so kind. How can there be such a kind person like you in the world? I give you a heart, I love you!"
Main system: "Hahaha."
"Passerby System 019 is a system that knows how to act like a spoiled child. Have you learned that?"
03 Silently put the small notebook into his mouth and held the matchstick tightly.
All newborns are proficient in using the skills of acting cute, and this one, the first one born, can do it too!
The main system looked at the determined expression in its bubble, smiled, reached out and patted 03 on the head, and said, "03, don't worry, take your time, you've done very well."
03 glanced at the main system with some doubt, shook its head, and said, "I didn't do well. If I were stronger, Feng Jue wouldn't worry about me or get angry because I was injured."
The main system's eyes curved into crescents, and it stretched the data ball of 03 with two matchsticks.
03 has gathered enough information—presumably, it decides to put it into practice—and says to the main system, "Please tell everyone I'm grateful for this. I'll treat everyone to cookies on my next break."
The main system waved at its back, and then thought of something: it was the only one that could make cookies.
Forget it.
The main system hummed a song as it returned to the office. It was great that the golden finger administrators who held important positions in various departments of the system were still fighting! The main system immediately put on a serious expression, put on the law enforcement armband, and pushed open the door.
"You're vandalizing public property and you have to pay a fine. I'm arresting you!"
"Wow!"
The leaders dispersed.
On the street, the aqua-blue 019 sneezed, fell to its knees, and hugged Tong, who pretended not to see it. 019 hugged Tong's thigh and cried loudly, "Look at the child, the child just wants to earn some points, please accept the child's flyer..."
Today is still a busy day in Tongjie.
03Open your eyes.
The sounds of the human world fell into her ears, and the light fragrance of plants filled her nose. Her clothes still had the scent of incense that Feng Jue often used, which stained her skin. It was everything that could not be felt in the world of data.
"Ah," 03 sighed softly and said, "But being human hurts."
If you feel pain, you have to take bitter medicine, which will give you a headache.
She stood up from the grass and trees with melancholy and looked up.
The mountains were serene, towering and majestic. A waterfall cascaded down like the Milky Way, a sight to behold. A black tortoise, bearing the mountains and seas, gently slipped into a thick cloud, its white mist pouring slowly into the lush greenery.
A wisp of white brushed past the edge of 03's clothes. She searched for the location where the bead was, took a deep breath, and reached out to pull it out - where was Jiuxiao?
Tong patted himself on the body.
Jiuxiao is gone.
But it doesn’t matter!
The road of acting like a spoiled child will not end just because there is no Jiuxiao Zhongdao. She is no longer the same person who could not act like a spoiled child before! 03 With a firm gaze, she shrunk the earth into an inch and rushed to where Feng Jue was.
Mianfengtai.
Feng Jue held the incense and bowed to the portrait on the wall. He lowered his eyes and inserted the incense into the incense burner, calling softly, "Mother."
The portrait hanging on the wall was much younger than the one in Qihuang Hall, still full of vigor and vigor. Lan Zhi bowed to Feng Yunong's portrait and said, "Originally, Master Feng's portrait was hung in the main hall of Wendao Academy, and the disciples offered incense to him daily. After the list of names was announced that day, Master hurried back to the academy and brought the portrait back to Mianfeng Terrace."
"Okay, thank you, uncle-master." Feng Jue said. She turned around and asked Lan Zhi, "I wonder where uncle-master's palace is? I have something important to report to him."
Lan Zhi was stunned for a moment and said, "Master has been living in the dormitory. I think he will go into seclusion after the entrance ceremony. But Master told me to go find him after you are settled."
Feng Jue nodded.
Although Mianfengtai has been empty for a hundred years, the decorations inside look as good as new and can be occupied after the barrier is removed. Siyi originally brought people to help her clean the room, but looking at this situation, they just made a pot of tea and went back the same way they came.
Wait for Lan to leave
Zhi, Feng Jue sat alone in the huge palace, lighting sandalwood in silence.
The scenery outside the window is beautiful. Mountains are mountains, water is water, cloud shadows are moving, and everything is covered with the rosy glow given by the setting sun.
The black tortoise moved towards the sunset. Feng Jue finished a cup of tea. The sunset had already turned into a setting sun, and the person she missed was still nowhere to be seen. She lowered her eyelashes, pinched the teacup, and poured the tea onto the ground.
If you don’t come again, don’t come.
The angry words had not yet left her mind when she heard a voice from afar.
"Feng Jue, are you here?"
03 He knocked on the window politely, but heard no response. He flew to another hall with a closed door and knocked again.
"Phoenix Technique?"
In the bedroom, Feng Jue subconsciously sat up straight, picked up the teapot and poured water into the teacup as if to conceal it. 03's head popped out from the corner of the window and let out a "haha" laugh.
It turns out this is Feng Jue’s bedroom!
She curled her lips, walked to the open door with her hands behind her back, and asked gently: "Feng Jue, I'm back. I just came back and couldn't find a place to sleep. Can I sleep with you tonight?"
The curling heat permeated the air, obscuring Feng Jue's features. Without even looking up, she said indifferently, "There are so many rooms outside, just pick one and stay there."
Rejected by Feng Jue.
03 Cheer yourself up in your heart, she is a trained system, she knows how to act coquettishly.
She wanted to get Feng Jue's forgiveness and make Feng Jue no longer angry.
"cough."
03 She tilted her head to clear her throat, then looked up and met Feng Jue's vigilant gaze. She frowned and suddenly reached out to cover her chest, saying, "Ouch, it hurts a little here."
what the hell?
Feng Jue looked at 03 with some confusion and said, "Yu Xuefei treated you for ten days, and you're still in pain?"
pain!
03 Slowly squat down and stare at your toes.
She silently said in her heart: act like a spoiled child, in order to make Feng Jue no longer angry, and let Feng Jue forgive her by showing weakness.
Show weakness: expose weakness; express weakness.
To prove she was weak, 03 whispered, "I feel like I'm going to vomit blood."
Phoenix Technique: "..."
"Come in here!" How could Feng Jue not see that she was pretending, but this stupid thing even dared to force out her own blood. Feng Jue was really afraid that she would really vomit blood in front of her in the next second, and she immediately became furious.
Huh?
This was not the effect she wanted.
03Observing Feng Jue's expression,
I thought: It doesn't matter, she has other tricks! 03 covered his chest and moved in little by little, sitting next to Feng Jue.
"Feng Jue, I came to you to apologize to you again. Please don't be angry." 03 raised his hands, and in the bubble in his palm, a ball knelt on the ground with a "pop".
"Please, forgive me!" 03 held Qiuruo Tong with one hand and pulled Feng Jue's sleeve with the other, whispering, "You are the best Feng Jue in the world, please forgive me, please, please."
Oh, what were you doing so early? Feng Jue thought dissatisfiedly, but her mood was much better than before. She pulled her sleeve out from 03's fingers and asked with a sullen face, "Then tell me why I am angry."
03 quickly said, "Because I didn't tell you my plan, and I got hurt."
It's so clear and obvious.
Feng Jue's heart, which had just felt a little relieved, suddenly turned into a wasteland. 03 dropped a spark, which instantly turned into a raging fire.
"Let me ask you, if you were given another chance, would you still do the same thing?" Feng Jue asked while suppressing his anger.
03 blinked.
Feng Jue reached out and slapped her palm. The bubbles and the ellipsis inside them quickly moved to the top of her head. Feng Jue sneered: "No thinking allowed, answer."
03 grabbed Feng Jue's hand and replied, "Feng Jue, for humans, many things cannot be repeated. Even I don't have the ability to turn back time now, so your question is invalid."
"Heh." Feng Jue's face darkened as he said, "So you'll still go?"
But this is indeed a perfect solution, and it only requires a small price to pay. 03 said: "I will tell you the plan."
Feng Jue tried to pull his hand out of 03's palm, but 03 didn't let go and begged, "Please forgive me."
You're such an unrepentant person, and you still want her to forgive you?
Feng Jue gritted his teeth and sneered, "Then why did you give up when I stopped you from going to the Scarlet Thunder Sword Sect? Wait." Feng Jue sat up straight in suspicion and looked at 03, "You didn't hide from me that you destroyed the Scarlet Thunder Sword Sect, did you?"
"No." 03 said honestly, "The Scarlet Thunder Sword Sect is in Dongzhou. Its leader, Xu Zhuoshan, is not as powerful as Siyue. With Siyue in charge, the Scarlet Thunder Sword Sect is hesitant to act rashly. But the Jade Ding Sect is different. The leader of the Jade Ding Sect is only one step away from the Refining Void Realm. They also have disciples like Nie Xiu, whose cultivation is much higher than yours. If I give up this opportunity, I'll have to wait a while for the next one. They pose too much of a threat to you, and I'm worried."
Feng Jue was stunned and fiercely pulled his hand out from 03's palm.
Come on, she rubbed her fingers and said expressionlessly: "It turns out that my cultivation is too low, and I am dragging you down."
"Feng Jue is not a burden to me. I said I would protect you, and I must do it." 03 said.
Feng Jue turned his head away and stared silently at the teacup on the table. The tea had already turned cold. Feng Jue stared at the tea leaves and said slowly: "My life is so important to you, so do you think I can watch you get hurt so badly in order to protect me? If you lose your life——"
"I won't die." said 03.
This was the reason for their argument. There was always a difference in thinking between her and 03, which could not be changed at the moment.
Feng Jue suddenly stretched out his hand and poked 03's chest. 03 took a breath and covered the painful area.
"Oh, if you're not going to die, then it won't hurt, right? Don't you dislike pain?" Feng Jue looked up at 03. Her eyes had turned red and moistened. The sky and the earth had darkened, and the spiritual pearl embedded in the wall emitted a faint light, shining on Feng Jue's face.
The red at the corners of her eyes was like the sunset in the sky not long ago, decadent like a fully bloomed flower, with a sense of decadence in her beauty.
03 suddenly froze and stared at Feng Jue blankly.
Feng Jue cried.
"I don't want to see you, get out." Feng Jue turned his head away and said irritably.
03 didn't move, staring at Feng Jue's profile, she whispered: "I know I was wrong, please don't be sad, Feng Jue."
"I'm sad?" Feng Jue said coldly, "You knew I would be sad?"
"I won't do that again," 03 said quickly. "I swear to the gods of heaven and data!"
Feng Jue didn't say anything, stood up and walked towards the inner room. Seeing this, 03 hurriedly followed.
"Don't come over here."
03Thinking in my heart: Show weakness, show weakness.
03 was at a loss when she saw Feng Jue crying for the first time. She said in panic, "Feng Jue, can't I go sit inside? I'll play a song for you." She took out the jade flute from her storage ring and blew it twice.
It doesn't sound very good.
03 quickly threw the jade flute aside and looked at Feng Jue's back. She covered her chest and said again: "Feng Jue, it hurts so much."
Feng Jue turned around and glared at her.
Looking at Feng Jue's expression, she was about to be kicked out in the next second. 03's heart was beating rapidly. She looked at Feng Jue, blinked lightly, and tears fell.
"Feng Jue, I'm really in pain. Can I sleep with you?"
"..." Feng Jue was stunned. She had just wet her eyes, but she didn't expect 03 to do that in front of her.
She started crying, and although her expression was calm, her tears fell down, along her fair skin, soaking her chest.
"03, you hurt yourself behind my back again?" Feng Jue rushed forward in panic and checked her spiritual veins.
03 whispered: "No."
"It's just that Feng Jue doesn't want to take me in. I'm very sad."
How dare you be sad?
Feng Jue was both angry and amused, speechless. She checked 03's spiritual veins and found that they were stable. The scars inside were much better than before, but the remaining injuries would require some time to recuperate.
After seeing her injuries, Feng Jue finally softened his heart and said coldly, "Only for this one night."
Really?
03 She raised her eyes instantly, and a tear fell from her eyelashes. The person crying instantly smiled, clapped her hands and said, "That's great!"
"Thank you Feng Jue!"
Phoenix Technique: "..."
hehe.
A faint fragrance floats in the red silk tent.
One person was lying flat on his back, and the other was lying on his side, each covered with a quilt.
"Feng Jue, this is the first time we sleep together." 03 curved her eyes and smiled at the woman with her back to her, "I feel great."
Feng Jue ignored her.
03 Turning around, looking at Feng Jue's back, he suddenly reached out, got into her quilt, and put his arm on Feng Jue's waist.
Feng Jue was startled and scolded, "You can't even sleep properly?"
"I won't do this again without your permission," 03 promised. "I can live with you, but please supervise me!"
She tightened her arm around Feng Jue's waist, leaned towards Feng Jue, and whispered, "Is it okay?"
Feng Jue's body froze, and her neck turned red, but fortunately it was not clearly visible in the night. She closed her eyes and wanted to pull 03's arms away, but the man behind her moved closer, his forehead against hers, and a soft voice fell into her ears, making her heart beat uncontrollably.
"Don't be angry. I'm sorry, I don't want to see your angry face. As long as you're not angry, I can do anything." 03 said in her soft and cold voice.
"Shut up." Feng Jue snorted coldly, saying, "I'll let you stay for one night, there won't be a next time."
She was still angry.
"Is there really no next time?" 03 asked softly, "Feng Jue, you smell so good and feel so soft to hold. I want to sleep with you again in the future."
"I really need to sleep with you. Please, agree to my request. Just think of it as a little love for the only Tong in this world."
Feng Jue closed his eyes, scratched 03's fingers with his fingers, and said in a panic: "Where did you learn this nonsense? It's so annoying!"
"Are you really that annoying?" 03 hugged Feng Jue's waist tightly and rocked her in his arms. "Please Feng Jue, save 03. I'll die if I can't sleep with you."
Feng Jue could only hear 03's voice. She could no longer bear it and slapped 03's arm hard, "This is really annoying, shut up!"
03 retracted her arms, sighed deeply, and lay flat on the bed, staring at the bed curtains above her head. She began to cover her chest with her hands and rub her stomach, saying as she rubbed, "Ah! My chest hurts so much, and my stomach hurts too - I'm really going to die!"
Feng Jue was afraid that she would not be able to help herself and send 03 to his death first, so he said irritably: "Forget it, I will tolerate you until you get better. When you are well, get out of my room immediately. Do you understand?"
I heard it!
03 The task was completed. She felt that the skills training was really useful. She did not forget to say: "Thank you Feng Jue, you are so kind. How could there be such a kind Feng Jue in the world? I give you a heart. I love you!"
Feng Jue's mind exploded with a roar, and her face turned completely red, as bright as the sunset. Her mouth was dry, and her heart was pounding. The last bit of anger disappeared, and she raised her hands to cover her face as if to hide it, and the corners of her mouth slowly curled up.
"idiot."
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