"Stop talking nonsense. She's just a down-on-her-luck young lady. How could she possibly disrupt my ambition to expand our territory?"
...
I caught up with Yang Sisi, but as soon as I grabbed her, she threw the woven bag to the ground and sobbed, "Are you excited to see me make a fool of myself?... I've never seen such a treacherous man in my life. Besides rubbing salt into people's wounds, what good things can you do?!"
As I helped her pick up the clothes scattered on the ground, I laughed and replied, "You know me too well. I deliberately left my two buddies behind just to catch up with you and see you make a fool of yourself!"
Yang Sisi was furious. She raised her leg to kick me, but I was already familiar with her moves and dodged it with a quick movement.
Yang Sisi cried even harder, and finally squatted down on the ground, burying her face in her hands and sobbing uncontrollably...
I squatted down next to her and whispered in her ear, "I'm a man, and I can't stand women crying in front of me... because whenever a woman cries, I just want to... laugh... hahahahaha..."
Before I could finish laughing, Yang Sisi suddenly stood up and ran towards the Erhai Lake. As she ran, she said, "Michael, I have no face to live anymore. I will haunt you even as a ghost."
I kept laughing as I looked at her. Nobody believed she would jump into Erhai Lake for such a trivial matter. Besides, the water near the shore wasn't very deep, and with her legs that were longer than most men's, she couldn't possibly drown.
Yang Sisi stood on the shore, turned around, and said to me, still choking with sobs, "Michael, hurry up and buy some food to bribe me, or I'll really jump in."
"Jump! The small fish and shrimp in the sea are high in protein. Eat your fill before you come up."
"It's true what they say, good people don't live long, but wicked people live a thousand years... I'm off now, don't regret it!"
I'd had enough of the jokes, so I pretended to be afraid of taking responsibility, ran to her side, grabbed her, and said, "Don't jump, don't jump, I'm scared... I'll buy you some food as a bribe, okay?"
"What are you afraid of?"
"If you really jump, you'll break the rule that good people don't live long while wicked people live for a thousand years... So, as a wicked person, you might as well live a few more years..."
Enraged, Yang Sisi lost her temper and shoved me hard before I could finish speaking, yelling, "Go to hell, you piece of shit..."
...
In the instant I fell into Erhai Lake, I thought: if Erhai Lake had been lonely for a hundred years, never experiencing any extra emotions, then at this moment, it would surely feel a little more panicked, because in Yang Sisi's eyes, a pile of dog poop was falling into its embrace...
But I really intended to take her out for a nice meal at a restaurant right away, but she couldn't wait, or perhaps she didn't understand or didn't believe me...
It seems there's still a misunderstanding between us!
Her impatient nature really couldn't keep up with my playful and intriguing pace...
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