Chapter 659 Damn Thief Heaven

"Yes, because you and I are destined to be together, so you won the prize." Mianmian said seriously, "So, tell me, what do you want to be counted?"

After hearing what Mianmian said, Huang Lian looked up at the sky, then looked at the screen and asked very seriously: "I would like to ask my aunt to help me calculate whether I can be reborn as a fish in my next life?"

[Damn, this destined person has some interesting content. I have never seen anyone who said he would predict his next life.] [No, that is not right. This destined person wants to commit suicide. Call the police!] [Oh my god, isn’t this a problem for my aunt? My aunt, please persuade him. A good death is worse than a miserable life. Didn’t you say it before? The underworld is also very complicated now.] Netizens are very worried. They have guessed that the destined person Huang Lian has the idea of ​​committing suicide. They all want Mianmian to persuade him.

Many eyes fell on the little girl on the screen, and they heard the little girl ask seriously: "Do you really want to be reborn as a fish? How about we be reborn as someone else? Fish can only stay in the water."

Huang Lian seemed to be surprised by Mianmian's words and opened his mouth and let out an "ah".

He stared at the fish foraging not far away in the lake and hesitated: "I, I, I will think about it again?"

The destined person was actually persuaded and started to want to reincarnate as another animal?

Netizens found it unbelievable and were speechless.

Huang Lian, the destined person, thought about it again and again, then looked up and said, "Then I will be a bird, which is not bad either."

"Okay, then I'll do you a favor. No need to calculate. Mianmian will just help you reincarnate as a bird." Mianmian smiled happily. "It takes a long time to reincarnate as a human, but it's very fast to reincarnate as a bird. If you go down today, you can reincarnate successfully tomorrow. If you die right after birth, you can reincarnate again very quickly."

Huang Lian's expression changed suddenly.

He was very serious about planning his next life, and he called his aunt in desperation! It sounds like being an animal in the next life would be full of disasters, right?

"Then I'll change it."

Just then, a wild rabbit ran past Huang Lian.

He said seriously: "Then I will be reincarnated as a hare."

Mianmian nodded: "Hares are not bad either. Before, everyone was talking about the need for an animal protection law, and Mianmian even searched for information related to animals. Now the country advocates not eating wild animals, so if you are a rabbit, you may not be caught and eaten by others. But rabbits have many natural enemies, such as weasels, snakes, etc. They all eat rabbits, and you should be reincarnated soon."

Huang Lian's expression became more and more bitter, as if he had eaten Huang Lian.

He thought about it carefully and mentioned another animal: "Then I will be reincarnated as a panda, right?"

Mianmian shook her head. "Panda, you can't make the list. According to the current level of well-being of animals, pandas, as national treasures, have the best life. To be reborn as a panda, you need a certain amount of merit. You don't have much merit, and after you die, you won't be reborn as a panda without any descendants to burn paper money for you. Even if you are reborn successfully, you may be a wild panda or... a panda with an unfortunate fate."

This sentence immediately broke down the defenses of the netizens in the live broadcast room!

[Oh my goodness, pandas have a high status, so reincarnation as a panda depends on merits? Then I can't be a panda in my next life?] [So, other protected animals can't do it either, damn! Ordinary animals do have a high mortality rate.] [What about the family of the Five Immortals? Oh, okay, I think I asked a stupid question. The Five Immortals don't have merits, so they probably can't practice, and they will still die, right?] Huang Lian saw that netizens had basically thought of everything he had thought of, and gritted his teeth and said, "Then I won't reincarnate, I'll go to the underworld to be a ghost."

Mianmian nodded: "That's fine, but you are alone, and there is really no one to burn paper money for you. You can't buy a place to live in the underworld, so you have to live in the ghost shelter while you wait in line to be reincarnated."

This refugee camp doesn't sound like a good place.

Huang Lian was speechless: "I am a failure as a human being. I have no place to live. I am also a failure as a ghost. I have no place to live, right? Then what else can I do? Little aunt, why don't you use a method to make my soul fly away?"

"Death is a punishment, and you haven't done anything wrong. Mianmian can't resort to lynching. Mianmian will be punished."

Huang Lian stopped talking completely and just stared at Mianmian. There was some anger in his eyes, and he seemed a lot more angry than before.

Seeing that Huang Lian was angry, Mianmian kept silent and just stared at Huang Lian.

When animals look at each other, their anger value will increase.

The same is true when people look at each other.

Even though Mianmian is very cute, Huang Lian, whose idea of ​​reincarnation has always been rejected, no longer feels Mianmian's cuteness. Instead, he feels more and more angry.

Why? Why is he doing so badly?

If we follow what my aunt said, that everything should be done with merit, then he has done a lot of good things! He is obviously kind-hearted, so why does bad things always happen to him? His parents died in a car accident, so he worked part-time to study in a cooking school. He has an amazing talent for cooking and always wins first place in various competitions. He is famous and finally wants to make a name for himself, but he is stabbed in the back by his brother and his dishes are stolen and sold to his rivals.

Not only did he lose the first place, but he was also accused of plagiarism.

He wanted to find his brother to clarify the matter, but he saw his girlfriend's underwear at his brother's house. He went home in anger and sadness, but he fell on the road and lost his sense of taste.

The chef lost his sense of taste and couldn't cook any shit. He went to many doctors to treat him but none of them worked.

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At this point, talent becomes a burden, because he really has no talent for other things, and whatever he does, he will have problems, get fired, and never stay in the job for long.

He lost his house and his money. At the age of 30, he had nothing and slept on the street every day, being laughed at by others.

Now, it is not okay to live, and it is not okay to die.

If mortals can cultivate immortality, does that mean God really exists? What does God want him to do? Is he crazy?

"Damn God, damn God." Huang Lian suddenly shouted, stood up and threw his cell phone to the ground.

With the force he used, the phone would fall into the lake even if it wasn't broken.

But the phone happened to fall on a clump of grass and bounced twice, but nothing happened.

The audience in the live broadcast room were forced to experience the visual of falling to the ground, and they were all speechless. They listened to Huang Lian going crazy with Mian Mian, listening to Huang Lian cursing the sky and cursing everyone.

Huang Lian went crazy for a while, then suddenly gasped for breath, picked up the phone, and asked Mianmian: "Can I change the question? I'm not going to reincarnate anymore. There's something wrong with my taste buds. Can you cure it for me? I can't count on my next life, so I can count on a comeback in this life, okay?"

In fact, this is what Mianmian was waiting for.

She grinned at Huang Lian and nodded happily: "Of course you can, as long as you figure it out~"

(End of this chapter)