Chapter 60 Harbin Beer for Moutai? What kind of joke is this?
Lu Chen opened his eyes from his coma and saw the snow-white ceiling and the little girl squatting beside the sofa, staring at him.
He stood up from the sofa, drew his sword and looked around, but found that there was no one else in the room except the two of them.
"Where is Li Chengfeng? Where did Li Chengfeng go?" he asked.
The little girl said crisply: "My uncle went to work."
Lu Chen sheathed his sword and tried to get up to go out, but he couldn't. He looked down and saw the little girl hugging his calf tightly. When she saw him looking at her, she looked up and said, "Uncle, I'm hungry."
Lu Chen: ...
He was silent for a moment and then asked, "Where is the kitchen?"
The little girl happily let go of her hand and pointed to the kitchen.
Lu Chen stepped into the kitchen.
A quarter of an hour later, a bowl of delicious shredded pork and vegetable noodles appeared on the table, with a poached egg on top.
Li Ping'an sat at the dining table, holding the bowl, and ate everything, his mouth full of oil.
Delicious, too delicious (╯▽╰)
It’s ten thousand times more delicious than the white porridge made by my uncle!
Seeing her hungry appearance, Lu Chen frowned and asked, "Doesn't Li Chengfeng usually give you food?"
"My uncle has worked very hard. Don't say bad things about him." Li Pingan put down the bowl in his hand and said seriously, "My uncle is very busy. He is busy making money to buy cheesecake for Pingan."
Lu Chen asked: "Your name is Ping An?"
Li Pingan nodded.
"Have you finished eating?" He looked at the empty bowl in front of her.
Li Ping'an looked at the empty bottom of the bowl and nodded with a lingering feeling.
Lu Chen took away the dishes, washed them, and hung the apron back in its place.
The meal is cooked and the dishes are washed, so I can finally leave now.
He walked to the door and put his hand on the doorknob.
Li Pingan climbed down from the chair and hugged his calves.
Lu Chen looked down at her: "What else?"
Li Pingan tilted his head and asked him, "Uncle, what are we having for lunch?"
Lu Chen:? ? ? Do I have to be responsible for your lunch?
He said categorically: "This is absolutely impossible."
Li Pingan looked at him pitifully and said, "But my uncle said that you would never let me starve."
Lu Chen: ...It's Li Chengfeng again.
First they drugged him and then treated him as a free babysitter. His patience had its limits.
He suppressed his anger and asked, "Where is Li Chengfeng?"
Li Pingan shook her head. She didn’t know either, because her uncle’s job was iterative.
Lu Chen couldn't bear it any longer, so he picked up Li Ping'an, put him on the ground, and walked out the door without looking back.
Li Ping'an sat obediently on the ground, staying quietly.
After a while, I heard the door open again.
She turned her head and saw that it was Lu Chen who came back. She cheered and said, "Uncle Lu, you're back!"
What my uncle said was indeed right. Uncle Lu would not ignore me.
Lu Chen said expressionlessly: "When will Li Chengfeng come back?"
He came back to keep an eye on Li Chengfeng, not to make lunch for the little girl.
Li Pingan said: My uncle promised me that he would not work overtime in the future. He should be back by dinner time.
Very well, then why not just wait until dinner time.
Lu Chen nodded and said to Li Pingan expressionlessly, "What are we having for lunch?"
You can also order dishes!
Li Ping'an's eyes lit up, he ran to the refrigerator, moved a small stool and opened the refrigerator door.
Then his face suddenly turned from sunny to cloudy.
Oops, the refrigerator is empty.
My uncle came back too late yesterday and forgot to buy groceries.
What should I do if I have nothing to eat?
Li Ping'an stood in front of the refrigerator, turned his head and looked eagerly at Lu Chen behind him.
Lu Chen: "What do you want me to do?"
He couldn't conjure up food.
Li Pingan hesitated and said, "But my uncle said that you won't ignore me."
"Li Chengfeng!" Lu Chen gritted his teeth.
The most urgent thing is to prepare the ingredients for lunch.
He took a deep breath and glanced at the little green dragon hibernating in the corner of the living room. He pulled it out of the quilt and thirty-six ways to cook dragon meat popped into his mind.
Lu Chen nodded and said, "I think the ingredients are pretty good, enough for the two of us to have lunch."
As if sensing the impending disaster, the little green dragon trembled and opened its eyes from hibernation, and then heard Lu Chen's dangerous words.
The little green dragon cried out in fear: "Milk!!!"
The dragon is a loyal friend of mankind. Dragons are so cute, how can we eat them?
Da Meh!
Li Pingan dispelled Lu Chen's idea in time.
“Ah, Uncle Lu, but Xiaolonglong is a national special protected animal and cannot be eaten.”
Lu Chen and the little green dragon stared at each other.
"Can't eat it?" he asked regretfully.
Of course you can’t eat it!
The little green dragon struggled hard, and its tail hit his hands twice. Its body drew a perfect parabola in the air and fled back to the bed in a panic.
If there is no food at home, you can only find a way to get something to eat outside.
Lu Chen pondered for a moment, then asked Li Pingan, "Where is the river nearby?"
He wants to go fishing.
Fortunately, there is a lake in the park not far from home.
Lu Chen followed Li Ping'an's instructions to the lake, took out a fishing rod and started fishing.
He learned the skill of fishing from Li Chengfeng.
Li Chengfeng is a man who doesn't practice sword skills well, but is very good at reverse fishing.
Unfortunately, Lu Chen had no talent in this area and his learning was not satisfactory.
After catching the eighteenth shoe in a row, he finally gave up.
I didn’t expect this small pond to be home to so many hidden talents.
He was just about to put away his fishing rod when he heard a loud shout in the distance.
"What are you doing?"
Lu Chen turned his head and saw a man in security-style clothing walking towards him quickly, muttering, "This is a protected water area. Fishing is prohibited. Can't you see? Confiscate the tools used in the crime, fine... Shit, where is the man? He's gone! Shit, shhhh!"
Lu Chen flew into the air holding Li Pingan in his arms. When he heard the screams and cries coming from below, he couldn't help but shook his head.
Fishing doesn’t work either. What kind of world is Li Chengfeng in?
If I can’t catch any fish, then there’s nothing I can do. It seems I can only take one last step.
He looked down at Li Ping'an in his arms and said calmly, "Let's go to the mountain to dig wild vegetables."
Li Pingan: (⊙0⊙)
Lu Chen observed in the air for a while, selected a hilltop, and landed in the forest with Li Pingan.
He took out a tool for digging wild vegetables - a Tianjian, and wove a bamboo backpack for Li Pingan to watch over, and then started digging.
He dug very quickly, and soon the basket in front of Li Ping'an was filled with wild vegetables.
But this wild vegetable, no matter how I look at it, seems a little off.
Li Ping'an squatted in front of the backpack, holding a wild vegetable that looked like ginseng in his left hand and a wild vegetable that looked like Ganoderma lucidum in his right hand. He looked left and right and couldn't help but ask, "Uncle Lu, are these all wild vegetables?"
Why do the wild vegetables in this mountain grow so strangely?
Lu Chen waved the Heavenly Sword in his hand without saying a word, dug out a thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum hidden deep underground, threw it into Li Ping'an's backpack, and nodded.
They haven't become spirits, so they're just wild vegetables.
He looked at the backpack, it was almost done, and said, "Let's go back."
Li Pingan put the "wild vegetables" in his hand back into the backpack and stood up obediently.
She looked at the full basket of wild vegetables with joy. With so many wild vegetables, her uncle would have something to eat when he came back in the evening.
Lu Chen put on the backpack, held Li Ping'an's hand, and went down the mountain to go home.
When I was almost home and passing a tobacco shop, I suddenly couldn't walk anymore.
He walked into the store, stood in front of a row of liquor, stood still for a few seconds, pointed at a bottle of liquor and asked: "What is this?"
This wine smells strangely fragrant.
The clerk introduced with a smile: "This is Maotai with a sauce aroma. Handsome guy, would you like a bottle?"
The name of Maotai, a sauce-flavored liquor, is quite peculiar.
Lu Chen nodded.
"Okay." The clerk took out the wine and placed it on the glass table in front of him. "We have a promotion today. 2,500 per bottle. WeChat or Alipay?"
From the context of her words, Lu Chen roughly understood that she was asking him for money to buy wine.
Unfortunately, he had just arrived in this world and had no money.
He looked at the Moutai in front of him with regret and was about to turn around and leave, when he suddenly remembered the wine Li Chengfeng bought for him yesterday.
He remembered Li Chengfeng saying that the wine was also very precious in this world.
If you don't have money, bartering might work.
Thinking of this, Lu Chen took out a bottle of wine bought by Li Chengfeng and placed it on the cashier counter, and asked, "Can I exchange this for a bottle of Maotai Maotai?"
The clerk looked at the green beer bottle in front of him and his smile fell on his face.
Harbin Beer for Moutai? What kind of joke is this?
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