At 8 o'clock in the evening, Tang Wan was preparing for a live broadcast. Zong He picked some flowers from somewhere, put them in a white bottle, and sent them to his live broadcast room. It looked quite artistic. Tang Wan was puzzled. How could a straight man like the Marshal arrange flowers?
Sure enough, Zong He placed the flowers on Tang Wan's desk and said, "I asked someone to buy some elegant flowers."
Tang Wan understood that Zong He knew about his flower cutting. "It's okay. If you can't stand it, don't do it. I'm not a pretentious person."
"You can be a little pretentious, I like that." Zong He meant that I like to see you being pretentious, I just want to pamper you.
Tang Wan touched his face, which was a little hot, and he couldn't stand the opponent's straight ball attack. "Thank you."
Zong He nodded, "Yeah."
Tang Wan was speechless. He actually accepted the thanks so calmly. The Marshal was really a very confident man. It should be said that he had the temperament of a Tiger King.
Zong He leaned on the table and said to Tang Wan gently, "When I feel better, I'll take you out for a walk."
Tang Wan shook his head. "Don't worry. I can go by myself if I have something to do. In fact, I usually stay at home and don't like to go out. It's good to be at home. With online shopping, everything will be fine."
Zong He nodded, "Your homesickness is a good habit and deserves praise, but you still need to go out and play whatever you want."
Tang Wan was curious about how generous he was, "Aren't you afraid that I'll run away?"
When he mentioned running, Zong He sneered, "I'll get someone to follow you."
Tang Wan curled his lips and asked disdainfully: "How afraid are you that I'll run away?"
Zong He paused, then left without saying a word.
Tang Wan looked at the other person's red ears and blinked. He inexplicably felt that the Marshal was a little cute.
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The live broadcast has started and there are still a huge number of people watching!
Tang Wan let Jin Xiaopang out, put the cat food bowl on the ground and let it eat. He took the scissors and cut the cloth into several pieces with a few scissors.
The audience was petting the cat while watching Tang Wan. Tang Wan's hands always gave them surprises, but they didn't know what he was doing this time.
"I made a small piece of clothing for Jin Xiaopang and a bow for Dazhuang." Tang Wan explained when he saw many people asking in the comments.
The comments were all confused: Excuse me, is this the most primitive way to make it? Do you need scissors? Are you a tailor?
Tang Wan looked at the scissors in his hand and the glue on the table and smiled, "The perfect combination of ancient tailoring craftsmanship and modern technology."
Glue replaced needles and thread. All they had to do was cut and stick them together. Tang Wan's needlework skills only lasted for sewing buttons. He was forced to learn this skill after leaving home. How could he sew pants? He couldn't do it! A rich young man was forced into that situation. Tang Wan felt that he was pretty awesome.
Tang Wa planned to make a small piece of clothing and a small hat for Jin Xiaopang. A pile of cloth was in Tang Wan's hands and was quickly cut into many pieces.
Many people doubted: Can this really be made into clothes? Shouldn't clothes be a whole piece?
Nowadays, technology has made it possible to achieve seamless connection. All clothes have no visible seams, let alone thread ends, so many people think that clothes are made in one piece. If you really like to look up information at this time, I will tell you: this is a very ancient method. There are records in the information that people on Earth were still using it a thousand years ago, but now, no one uses it.
Tang Wan smiled. He was just an ancient man who had not yet fully integrated into the modern society. He was a country bumpkin and probably, he would never be able to change some of his habits in his lifetime.
The comments all followed suit and praised: Tang Tang is such a multi-talented artist, he can do everything!
It should be said that he is a person who truly likes Earth culture. He has long said that he is a descendant of Earth people.
It is said that the earth was once very beautiful, but unfortunately, now we can only see what it looked like in pictures.
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After Tang Wan finished cutting, he used garment glue to stick several pieces of cloth together and shook them. The prototype of a small piece of clothing was made. Tang Wan then added a hat on top. In order to create a three-dimensional effect and make the cat look like a little person standing up when wearing it, he also made little hands.
European style top, overalls, beret, done!
After letting it hang for two minutes, they brought Fatty Jin over and put the clothes on him. The audience laughed when they saw it: It's so funny!
I seemed to see a cub pretending to be an adult!
Too cute! Little Fatty Jin, take two steps!
Quick! Take your steps without regard for your relatives!
The authentic cat walk that has been lost for thousands of years! Please watch!
Please show your kingly demeanor on the catwalk!
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Tang Wan held his chin, looked at the confused little fat man, and frowned, "Do you feel that there is something missing?"
I don't know about the comments.
Tang Wan picked up the scissors again, and took up the piece of red cloth that Zong He hated so much, "I think it's still missing a bow tie. How can a gentleman not wear a bow tie?"
In order to make the bow tie look stiffer, Tang Wan glued two pieces of cloth of the same size together to make it thicker, and tied a cloth strip in the middle. The bow tie was ready. He then found a small bell in the glove box, glued it in the center, and put it around Jin Xiaopang's neck. Perfect!
After putting on the clothes, Jin Xiaopang's chubby round face became more obvious, and his silly appearance made the audience's hearts melt: cute! I want to keep him!
If I had a cat, I would spend all my money on it!
I'll give all my pocket money to it!
So cute, such a rare treasure! Why did it become extinct?
I really want to raise one!
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Fat Jin looked at the camera with calm triangular eyes, stretched out his paws, and tried to capture the scrolling barrage. After taking two shots, he felt it was boring, so he lay on the ground and stopped moving.
Tang Wan was speechless, this kid was starting to become lazy, it was true that wealth and fame could lead to depravity!
Do you think your dad will just watch you get fat and develop fatty liver if you don't want to move? You are so naive, young man!
Tang Wan took out a milk-flavored candy that cats like to eat and asked Jin Xiaopang to smell it. Jin Xiaopang's eyes widened instantly!
Tang Wan tied the candy to a pole and then inserted the pole into the rotating wheel. Fatty Jin stared at the candy and reluctantly went over to chase the pole around in circles. He wanted to eat it! But he couldn't reach it! If he wanted to reach it, he had to follow him! In the world of the fat man, there was only eating! He could sacrifice his legs for eating!
Tang Wan smiled and said, "This proves one thing, your father is still your father."
The audience wanted to laugh so hard that they clapped their hands on the table, watching Fat Jin moving his chubby little legs and running after the pole. Especially his little clothes, it was so funny!
Tang Wan made another bow tie and muttered, "I think this red color also suits Da Zhuang. Da Zhuang is as beautiful as a flower, and his looks are off the charts. With his looks, it doesn't look out of place for him to wear a small skirt."
At this time, Tang Wan felt someone staring at him at the door. He turned around and saw Zong He, who was wearing pajamas, coming to his door without knowing when. His golden eyes narrowed slightly and stared at him, as if he was staring at a prey to be slaughtered. Tang Wan felt a chill on his back and his hair stood up. When Zong He had a cold face, his aura was really strong and terrifying!
Tang Wan stuck out his tongue and said in disgust: "You are kidding, I won't let your nephew wear a skirt."
Zong He was helpless, "Go to bed at nine o'clock, I'll wait for you."
After saying that, he left.
His words were transmitted to the live broadcast room without missing a word, and the audience was shocked: Tell me! Who is that person? !
Tang Wan held his forehead with his hand. "Marshal, can't you speak with your lips? If you have to reveal your real voice, what if someone recognizes you?"
Fortunately, Zong He had not appeared in public for three years. The people of the empire only knew what he looked like, and the last time they heard him speak was before he went to war. In that case, Zong He's words were naturally full of the majesty of a marshal, which sounded inspiring and murderous. Unlike now, he was gentle to Tang Wan, and his voice was soft, with a helpless tone, more like coaxing him. The audience focused on the relationship between this person and Tang Wan, and no one thought about it in other ways.
Tang Wan looked back and found that Zong He had left. He said calmly, "That's my wife."
Audience: I don’t believe it!!!
Tang Wan sighed. This group of people, when you tell them the truth, they don’t believe it.
Another comment asked: Is that person your brother?
Your father?
Your uncle?
Are you a tutor?
Your cousin?
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Tang Wan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. The generations were a bit confusing. Zong He was only 29 years old. How could he be that old?
The audience is still guessing: Do you have a partner?
Do you really have a partner?
No way, you sound very young. If you are matched with a partner by Star Network, you can refuse if you feel it is not suitable.
Yes, I refused. They matched me with an uncle, but I like younger brothers.
There is another situation where you cannot refuse. The other party is a soldier. The empire protects military marriages. If you want to refuse, only the soldier can refuse.
That can only be given to senior military officers with the rank of major and above. Ordinary soldiers do not have such privileges. If you don’t understand, don’t talk nonsense!
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They don't even know Tang Wan's true identity, let alone who the target is. They have to rely on guessing. The most annoying thing is that there is no place to guess, Tang Wan is too mysterious.
Someone asked: There is a post online asking, "What do you look like?" Tang Tang, do you know?
Tang Wan pretended to be blind and ignored the other comments. When he saw this one, he shook his head: "I really don't know."
The audience was helpless: What do you do every day?
Tang Wan read out his Weibo name seriously: "Eat, sleep, and masturbate to Da Zhuang."
There was a brief silence after the comment, saying that it made a lot of sense, but no one could respond.
At this time, a supreme account suddenly popped up: Please private message, five million to buy the cat in your hand!
Tang Wan refused outright: "No, I can even stop live streaming. I won't sell cats."
The comment section continued to be silent. Five million, Tang Wan didn't seem to be tempted at all. He even decided not to start the live broadcast or sell the goods. He was just like usual.
The other party continued to raise the price: another two million!
Tang Wan took a quick glance and pretended to be blind, not bothering to pay attention. There were often wealthy people or nobles who wanted to buy his furry children. He had refused many times, but there were still people who came to ask every now and then.
Other viewers couldn’t stand it anymore: Stop asking, isn’t it good to pet cats online?
I've told you many times that I won't sell it, no matter how much money you offer.
Not necessarily. The reason they’re not selling it may be that they haven’t received enough money.
Give him 100 million and see if he will sell it?
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Tang Wan sighed, "I've said it many times, I won't sell it, no matter how much money you offer, I won't sell it, you said the money isn't in place, your IQ is only suitable for planting rice."
The audience was confused: What is rice transplanting?
Tang Wan smiled, "Today's live broadcast ends here. How about leaving everyone with an extracurricular assignment? What exactly does rice planting mean? Friends who see relevant information can leave a message on my Weibo. Twenty people will be drawn and each will receive 10,000 star coins."
This attitude is equivalent to telling everyone in disguise that I really don’t need those millions.
After the live broadcast, no matter if they were interested in "transplanting rice" itself or the 10,000 star coins, they all went to check what transplanting rice actually meant. Libraries everywhere were suddenly full, and the traffic of online libraries also surged. Some people even posted directly online, asking what transplanting rice actually meant. This caused the word "transplanting rice" to become popular on the Internet, and many people asked where transplanting rice came from. When Tang Wan's live broadcast video came out, Jin Xiaopang, wearing clothes, also appeared in people's sight, which made many people cry again.
Tang Wan calculated the amount of reward, turned off the live broadcast with satisfaction, took off Jin Xiaopang's clothes, fed the furry child, combed its fur, and played with it for a while with a cat toy before putting the little guy into the system.
At this time, someone on the Internet has already found out what transplanting rice seedlings means. It turns out that it is a kind of labor that does not require brainpower or physical effort. When the earth was created, our ancestors used planting food as a way. Many people in the comment area laughed and cried. Tang Tang never used dirty words when insulting people, but he always insulted people to the point. He insulted you but you didn't know what the insult meant. If you want to know, you have to look up the book.
Many fans educated their children: Did you see that? If you don’t study hard, you won’t know what others mean when they scold you!
"Your IQ is only suitable for transplanting rice." This sentence, which is full of culture, connotation, and sense of the times, quickly spread on the campus network. Especially when teachers scold students, high-quality people can't say anything else, and can only say in frustration: "Your IQ is only suitable for transplanting rice!"
Before Tang Wan had finished cleaning up, Zong He came to the door of his live studio again. Seeing Tang Wan still cleaning up the mess on the table, Zong He frowned and said unhappily, "You don't have to do this. Just ask the servants to handle it."
Tang Wan smiled and said, "I don't have anything to do. I can finish this little job easily."
Zong He said coldly, "Then are you still going to watch it?"
"What are you looking at?" Tang Wan asked, and suddenly remembered that before the live broadcast, Zong He said he would show him what the beast looked like. Wouldn't that mean it was many times bigger than a big cat? !
The Marshal straightened his 303 40 pajamas and was ready to take off his clothes. He was tired of waiting.
Tang Wan was shocked, "Why are you taking off your clothes?!"
"Nonsense, how can I change if I don't take off my clothes?!" Zong He had already taken off his shirt, revealing a body that was not exaggerated, but with obvious muscle lines. "Let's go back to the house and show you."
Tang Wan looked at it and covered his face, feeling embarrassed to follow. He even had sexy abdominal muscles! Is this really what a person should have after lying down for three years? Envy, jealousy and hatred!
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