When Tang Wan saw Da Zhuang, he had an idea and planned to make a handicraft to make a cute felt pet!
He can't do anything else but be a cat, so he should be the most familiar Da Zhuang! A Da Zhuang of the whole company! A Da Zhuang that fills the whole room!
Thinking of the handsome Da Zhuang in the room, Tang Wan felt so happy that he wanted to float.
Zong He felt a chill and had a feeling that something bad was going to happen.
Tang Wan picked him up and sprinted a hundred meters into the warehouse to find the materials he had bought but had not used. He asked as he ran, "My son, have you gained weight again? What did the teacher give you to eat? Can you say something to me?"
Zong He was as dead as ashes, "Meat."
"Oh my~~ Our Da Zhuang can say meat now. He can say one or two words now, and he will be able to say a complete sentence in the future. It's amazing!"
Being praised like this, Zong He just wanted to cover his face with his paws. He was still very sure of one thing: either Tang Wan was mentally retarded or he was mentally retarded.
Tang Wan found the felt materials in the corner of the warehouse, put them all in a bag, picked them up with one hand, and then picked up Da Zhuang, who was almost 15 pounds, with the other hand. He felt that he was full of strength and walked with the wind. These hairs were collected from Da Zhuang's hairs that fell off in the past, and later from Zong He's hairs. Zong He's hairs were long and numerous, and Tang Wan combed his hairs every day. Sometimes he couldn't comb them all off, so he had to pull off a few hairs. When he collected them together, there were a lot of hairs.
Zong He put his two paws on Tang Wan's shoulders, gave up struggling, put his head on Tang Wan's shoulders, closed his eyes, and fell asleep!
In the evening, Tang Wan added a stool behind his chair, covered it with a thick cushion, and opened the live broadcast room. "Welcome everyone to the Earth Cute Pets Live Broadcast Room. Today I will show you how to make a handicraft. It is very magical. You can turn into Da Zhuang with your bare hands, and turn into many Da Zhuangs!"
Zong He, who was sleeping behind Tang Wan, twitched his ears, opened his eyes slightly, glanced at Tang Wan's thin back, and resisted the urge to get bigger and rub him on the bed. What does "so many him" mean?
The audience was also curious: What does so many Dazhuang mean?
One Da Zhuang can make the entire live broadcast room look awesome, what will it be like if there are many of them?
All I need is a big Zhuang. If you have the ability to show off your Da Zhuang, then you have the ability to turn on the touch function!
I've been wanting to jerk off Da Zhuang for a long time, why can't you just let me do it!
Yes! We want to jerk off Da Zhuang. If we don’t, we’ll lose our following!
Block!
We can't have fun anymore, let's break up!
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Seeing this, Tang Wan raised his eyebrows and challenged him badly: "I won't open it, you guys bite me~ Da Zhuang is mine, and I can only jerk him off!"
Barrage: This is the first time I’ve seen a host who is so confrontational with his fans. What the hell did I fall in love with about him?
I was probably shaking. Even though I couldn't see his face or his expression, I felt relaxed all over when I heard him being so arrogant.
I've said it before, don't struggle, Da Zhuang is his favorite, his sweetheart~
Yes, his Weibo name is "Eat, Sleep, and Play with Da Zhuang", which shows that he can't live without Da Zhuang!
Tang Wan turned around and stroked the head of the sleeping kitten, "Yes, I stroke Da Zhuang every day after eating and sleeping!"
There were screams in the barrage: Da Zhuang's hair, it must be super cool to rub it!!!
Tang Wan curled the corners of his mouth and told them happily: "Yes, it feels great, soft and smooth. Look here, there is meat." Tang Wan wanted to pull up Da Zhuang's hind legs and show everyone his belly. The hair on his belly was even softer.
Zong He opened his eyes and stared at him coldly, wanting to slap him: Are you stupid for showing your husband's belly to others? !
Tang Wan felt guilty when he saw the other party's eyes, thinking that Da Zhuang was becoming more and more like a big cat, and he didn't want others to look at him. Well, he was an adult who respected the cubs, so he had to give him face and not let him look at him.
"Okay, okay, I won't talk nonsense anymore. Let's get started. For those of you who are interested in making this, if you have orcs at home, you can pluck their fur and don't throw it away. I can make a teaching video to teach you how to make felt. It's like this." Tang Wan took out a handful of black and gold fur, "This is the fur I collected from Da Zhuang. You can use this to make an identical orc prototype and give it to someone. It will definitely scare them."
The audience's interest has been piqued. It turns out that the hair that falls off the body can be used in this way. Some people have already set their sights on their partners. It's time to masturbate!
Tang Wan didn't expect that his action would lead the whole nation into a fur-stroking craze!
"Da Zhuang is made up of several parts, a spherical head, an oval body, long legs, a tail, and some indescribable parts."
After Tang Wan finished speaking, Zong He couldn't help but give him a claw. What does the indescribable part mean? !
Tang Wan turned back to comfort him, "My son, you don't have to do anything else, but you have to have the balls, otherwise it won't be harmonious."
Zong He just wanted to beat him to death.
A string of comments: e……
...tsk tsk.
……Um……
Everyone was speechless. What Tang Wan said made a lot of sense, but everyone always felt like complaining about him, but couldn't, and felt very uncomfortable.
Tang Wan told them with concern: "If you are constipated, see a doctor. Don't hold it in, otherwise you may get sick."
Audience: How can such a host be so popular? It's unscientific!
After entertaining the audience, Tang Wan began to introduce the work to everyone seriously, "These parts are made separately and will be put together later. Okay, let's start with the head. Smooth the hair and roll it up. Generally, you can make it as big as you want. Be careful not to make it too loose inside. Experience tells you that if it is too loose, it will be hollow inside and will flatten if you pinch it. You probably don't want to make a head that looks like a car accident scene."
The audience watched with great concentration, and some even complained: I was almost mesmerized by looking at a handicraft.
After learning this, I can tell my mom: I’m a little handyman!
Don’t talk, just watch carefully, and after you’re done, grab your partner and stroke his fur!
Tang Wan took out another piece of foam board and two needles and placed them on the table for later use. "I think that after I'm done, there will definitely be companies that want to ask me for authorization. When they issue material packages, you can buy them ready-made. Companies that want to take on this project can tag me on their official blog~"
At this time, the system prompts: Supreme Good Baby Maker No. 1: Here I come, little brother~ Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me! Happy cooperation~~
Tang Wan raised his eyebrows, "Okay, this project has been contracted by the big brothers of Guaibaobao Toy Company. You can buy the material packages from them in the future~"
Tang Wan put the rolled hair on the foam board and poked it with a needle to make it into a ball. "Don't keep poking at one place, otherwise it will be flat. This requires patience. Keep poking until it is tight, then use a fine needle to trim it. When you are done, use scissors to trim the few rough edges. OK, the general shape is poked out, Dazhuang's head."
Zong He opened his eyes a little, took a look, and was almost blinded by his own ugliness.
"These are ears, I need to poke a pair!"
"Next is the body, let's keep poking!"
Barrage: To make this thing, just keep poking and poking. I think I can do it!
Robot servants are also fine, just keep poking and poking.
I think I could poke my kid out in one day!
It’s so simple, just click it.
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Tang Wan thought to himself, you guys just wait, I have no experience with this thing, not only will the needle break, it will also poke your hand, the head is not round, the size of the body is not coordinated, and the most terrible thing is: ugly! Very ugly! Ugly to the point of being an eye-opener!
Hopefully, they won’t cause a family war when they do it.
After Tang Wan had poked all the parts, he began to connect them. “The connection is very simple. Just connect them together, just like before, poke, poke, poke.”
The shape of the kitten gradually took shape, and as Tang Wan poked and poked, it became more and more like the kitten. Tang Wan then added gold-dyed eyes, and now it looked even more like the kitten.
Tang Wan placed the felt kitten on Da Zhuang's head and asked everyone, "Do they look like father and son?"
The audience was conquered by Tang Wan's skillful hands and praised: "Is there anything you can't do? It's so lifelike! It's just like a miniature version!"
I want to learn this too! I want to make a family portrait!
Please provide the material package! When will it be released?
Tang Tang doesn’t need to show his face anymore, he can make a living with his hands!
Are you a master carver? How come you can do everything?!
Tang Wan smiled and said, "I can't carve, I can only do handicrafts and make some small things. So, do you think there is something missing?"
The audience said in unison: Eggs!!!
Tang Wan glanced apologetically at the cat sleeping behind him and said, "Yes, we still need the eggs."
Zong He opened his eyes quickly and stood up directly. He just wanted to raise his paw to hit people. What a suicidal guy!
"My dear, you can't be angry. There's nothing to be angry about." Tang Wan gently stroked his fur, from the top of his head to the tip of his tail. "Don't you want to have balls? All normal males have balls."
Zong He was so angry that he bared his teeth and used his paws to hit Tang Wan's forehead. The hair on his tail stood up one by one, he was so furious!
Tang Wan was not afraid of him and coaxed him patiently, "Don't you want to have balls? Well, then, let's not do it."
If a normal male beastman hears this, he will not be able to bear it. If your partner says you have no balls, will you be angry? But even if he does it, he will still be angry!
"So, this organ is indispensable." Tang Wan had a serious face, but an unconcealable smirk in his eyes. He teased Da Zhuang every day, and life was so beautiful.
No matter what Da Zhuang's expression was, Tang Wan had already started rubbing the ball of hair. Zong He's whole body was stiff. Looking at Tang Wan's pair of white and slender hands, rubbing and kneading skillfully, his heart was in his throat. He didn't know what he was thinking about, and his ears turned red.
Then, Tang Wan pressed the small ball of fur on the foam board and picked up the needle.
Zong He:!!!
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