Zong He rubbed Tang Wan's head and told him firmly: "No, don't be afraid, your hands are clean and you don't have any criminal record, otherwise you can't match my genes."
Tang Wan heaved a sigh of relief. This sentence seemed very convincing. However, he didn't know what his original body had experienced before, so he was always unsure. Tang Wan still had an idea. He wanted to know what happened before, who poisoned him, how he appeared on the garbage planet, who forged his identity, who taught him how to use a gun, and how he died. He had to know the truth before he died.
Seeing that he still seemed very concerned, Zong He gently pinched the back of his neck, like a big cat pinching a kitten, rubbing it to comfort it, "Don't worry, I can find out everything you want to know. Wait for me to arrange it."
Tang Wan understood, but Zong He still secretly asked someone to investigate.
"Then, what if the results of the investigation are not what you want, or touch your bottom line..." Tang Wan was worried. Zong He was a man with a strong sense of responsibility, and he was also a soldier. What if... Tang Wan didn't want to think about it. If the other party found out what happened before and violated his principles, would their marriage still be able to go on? If he wasn't tempted, he wouldn't care. The problem was that he wanted to live with Zong He forever, and Tang Wan's heart was in a knot.
Zong He patted him on the head in disdain, "Silly, it's better this way, so you don't have to practice anymore. I hope you never have to use it in your life, but when there is danger, I still hope you have the ability to protect yourself. From this point of view, you are indeed born to be a partner, very good."
Tang Wan's eyes lit up, "Are you praising me?"
Zong He was too lazy to say anything more. No one could understand such straightforward words. He asked the cook to make some brains for him to eat. It is said that what you eat will replenish your body.
Tang Wan was too embarrassed to ask any more questions because of the disgusted look. When a cat looks down on you, that look is really unbearable to watch!
That day, the news that the Marshal's wife was a sharpshooter spread among the guards. The soldiers couldn't believe it. "Is it true? Is it so fantastic? The Marshal's wife looks so weak and so short!"
In fact, Tang Wan's height is definitely within the normal range, 1.76 meters. However, in this galaxy, the average height of humans is over 1.8 meters. Tang Wan is thin and has a small frame. In the words of a military doctor, he definitely did not get enough nutrition when he was a child, and his bones did not grow. So compared with these soldiers who are as strong as calves, Tang Wan is indeed short and weak.
Some soldiers scoffed at this statement. The soldiers who had seen Tang Wan swinging a vase at the marshal were all very impressed with him. "Weakness cannot be judged by appearance alone. Madam is the one who dared to fight on the marshal's head. Her marksmanship is nothing. She is a real man if she dares to domestic violence against the marshal!"
Standing in the garden, Tang Wan, a real man, was blocked by a field of roses: "..."
Tang Wan cut a vase of flowers with an expressionless face, holding the vase and walking leisurely in front of several soldiers. In fact, he wanted to straighten his chest and say: No, I can not only shoot a gun, I can also make money. Your marshal is my own!
Putting the vase in the live studio, Tang Wan stood at the door and sniffed it, making sure that there would be no smell in the corridor and it would not affect Zong He's sense of smell, so he put the flowers here with confidence. Tang Wan planned to do a one-hour live broadcast after dinner. If you don't make money, you're a bastard. If you don't make money when you have nothing to do, you're sorry for your profession.
After everything was ready, Tang Wan posted a notice on Weibo: The live broadcast will start at 8 o'clock tonight and end at 9 o'clock. Can we chat if you have nothing to do?
The comments all said the next sentence for him: See you there, muah~~
After the live broadcast started, Tang Wan sat on a chair with a fruit plate in his hand, eating fruit with a fork while chatting with everyone, "I went out to play today and bought some fun things!" As he said that, he put the fork in his mouth and pointed to a pile of small gadgets on the ground.
Everyone was curious about what fun things he bought. When they looked closely, they were all speechless: Are you a princess living in a castle? This is a normal toy! It's a toy for children! Don't tell me you haven't played with it before!
Tang Wan tilted his head and said innocently, "I really haven't played it before."
Most of the audience said that he was pitiful, that he must have a bad background, that he didn't even have toys to play with, and now seeing that he was wearing such a valuable ring on his hand, he didn't know the value of the ring at that time, and they all thought he was a country bumpkin. Many people gave him tips, asking him to go out more when he had nothing to do, which was really ignorant and pitiful.
There was only one person whose eyes slightly reddened when he saw Tang Wan say this. Hatred was like a sharp knife that had been stuck in his head since he was a child, and he dared not forget it at all times. He was the young Duke of the Tang family, Tang Tingye. He knew that what Tang Wan said was right. He really had never seen it, let alone played with it.
The servant pushed open the half-closed door and said respectfully, "Master, the Duke wants you to go to his study."
Tang Tingye responded indifferently, stood up gracefully, straightened his clothes, threw a reward to Tang Wan, and then left the live broadcast room. His ID was: Crazy Robbe.
No one knows that the noble and elegant Duke Tang has another crazy side. Hidden under the noble and elegant aristocratic coat is a crazy and bloodthirsty soul.
In the live broadcast room, Tang Wan continued to eat his fruit and chatted with everyone with a smile, "Before I got married, I was a poor country person who couldn't fill my stomach."
This is the first time that Tang Wan has personally admitted that he is married. He had been vague before and didn't say anything specific even though he was wearing a ring. Now seeing him say it so generously, many viewers sighed: You married the right man!
Some people envy Tang Wan: I also want to find someone who can support me! I don’t want to do anything but play with cats!
Some people also said: What's good about him? First he was a vegetable, then he was in a wheelchair. If you treat him badly, you are a scumbag.
Tang Wan looked at his ring and smiled. He was indeed not a bad person at all. The kindness he showed to him was the best that a marshal could do. It was hard for a soldier like him to have to take care of his clothes, buy him toys and teach him how to protect himself.
Tang Wan thought, if one day you knew who this bad or scumbag person is that we are discussing, you would be shocked.
Many viewers lamented: But Tang Tang’s partner is rich, he can buy such an expensive ring!
The comments became lively: Are you stupid? Your partner cannot take out private property at all. None of it belongs to Tang Tang!
Tang Tang actually makes a lot of money. Looking at the reward list of the entire circle, Tang Tang has never been out of the top three! This does not include advertising fees and endorsement fees!
As soon as this was mentioned, some fans immediately felt sorry for Tang Wan: the other party must be of a very high status, so high that Tang Tang had no right to refuse.
At this time, someone asked: Your partner has a good relationship with Marshal Zong He, right?
"Poof!" Tang Wan almost spit out the last bite of melon and gave this person a thumbs up, "Good, very good!"
The comments were all: Wow~ Just say he is a senior military officer, and his family is either a wealthy businessman or even an aristocrat!
Tang Wan swallowed the last bite of melon and said, "Let's not talk about life. Today I will introduce you to some new species."
Tang Wan first released the female raccoon, and the audience's attention was immediately drawn to it: Isn't this just washing?
Tang Wan introduced solemnly: "No, this is the daughter-in-law of the washing machine, her name is Cuihua!"
Barrage: In the end, there was still a cute pet that couldn’t escape the fate of Cuihua.
Hello Cuihua, your name is very fresh and refined~
Your father is still your father, and your father's naming style is as handsome as ever.
When Tang Tang has a child in the future, please let your partner name the child, and don’t name it yourself. Please!
Let the children go, and let your partner go!
Tang Wan pointed at them in dissatisfaction, "What do you know? Kids with such names are very strong, healthy, and eat with relish."
The audience habitually coaxed him: You are good-looking, you have the final say, let’s move on to the next step!
Tang Wan was satisfied and continued to introduce them to everyone, "Let me introduce to you, this is the little squirrel I summoned. They have a big furry tail, a well-proportioned and flexible body, and they like to eat nuts."
Tang Wan took out a handful of chestnuts and a few walnuts, put them on the table, and let the two little guys pick them by themselves. They were both very timid, tentatively stretched out their claws, and each picked up the one closest to them.
Tang Wan nodded and said seriously: "Very good, we have a name."
The audience slapped their hands on the table: I knew it! These two also made a very casual decision!
You don't have to say it, we understand, one is called chestnut and the other is called walnut!
So cute! It can jump, and its teeth are so powerful!
Tang Wan gave a thumbs up to the comment that got it right, "You are very smart, it is called chestnut, it is called walnut."
The barrage was full of comments saying, "You are good-looking, you have the final say," and they stopped struggling.
Tang Wan called out Xishuaxi again and told it, "Xishuaxi, as a peace ambassador, you have to play with them."
He washed and looked at the two big-tailed mice, and helped them pick up the nuts in a peaceful and friendly manner. He turned his head and saw Tang Wan's water cup, threw the dried fruits into it, washed them, took them out and handed them to the little squirrel.
Wash and wash, pacifist, and be especially friendly to others!
Tang Wan: “…”
The audience laughed like crazy: Hahahahahaha, he is indeed a peace ambassador! He is so enthusiastic towards others!
Don't be polite, Mr. Tang. Drink the water your child uses to wash his hands, otherwise it would be a waste.
Hahahaha, washing hands in the cup, this is awesome!
Buy some fruit for Xishuashua!
Buy some meat for the wash!
You all buy laundry, but I won’t. I’ll buy a water cup for Tangtang!
…
After seeing so many tips, Tang Wan decided to buy ten cups after the live broadcast and give this one to Xishasha.
"By the way, do you like cold-blooded animals, such as snakes, chameleons, lizards, fish, etc." Tang Wan remembered that in his previous life, many people liked this kind of pets, and many people kept them. No matter how humans evolve, their preferences will never change, not to mention that orcs are transformed from cold-blooded animals. When Tang Wan thought of this, he shuddered all over. He thanked the Empire Brain. The Brain Dad knew that he liked cats and matched him with a big cat. If he was matched with a fish, he would definitely find a way to stew him!
Many viewers shouted enthusiastically: I like it!
No matter what animal it is, as long as it is a cute pet, we will accept it!
It doesn’t matter, I don’t have hair. Isn’t it good to be a cold-blooded animal?
Finally opened a new map, I feel like I'm on an adventure every day.
Want want want! Calling call calling!!!
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Tang Wan thought to himself, your preferences are really omnivorous.
Tang Wan opened the system in his mind, found the chameleon, looked at its hairless skin, suppressed his disgust, and bought one.
"Let me introduce to you all. This is a chameleon, a creature that once lived on Earth. Some humans also like them and keep them at home as cute pets. It has a very special ability, comparable to high technology." Tang Wan put the chameleon on the table so that people could see it more clearly. He also deliberately glanced at the barrage to see if these people still dared to touch it. Facts have proved that people in the future are scary. They really dare to touch everything!
The comments were all discussing its body and the feel of its skin, and Tang Wan was convinced.
He took out some colored paper from the drawer, which were leftovers from handicrafts, and laid out the seven colors of paper: red, yellow, green, indigo, blue and violet. Tang Wan poked the chameleon's butt with a small stick and urged it to move forward. Then people discovered that every time the chameleon came in front of a color, it would change to a different color, exactly the same as the background board!
The audience applauded: Great! This ability is amazing!
I know of a giant monster that lives on a remote garbage planet and feeds on garbage. Many people try to catch it but cannot. It is said to be able to become invisible. Is this little thing the ancestor of that thing?
Tang Wan was shocked. What the hell! The evolved version of Godzilla is here too!
Then everyone kept discussing the two newly summoned creatures. Tang Wan really didn't want to raise a hairless creature anymore as he thought it was too eye-catching, so he simply told them the story of Godzilla, the most awesome bald guy who could beat Ultraman, that's it!
The audience knew that Tang Wan was just talking nonsense with them to amuse themselves, but they still listened with great interest. It was already nine o'clock when Tang Wan said to everyone, "Should we go to bed?"
The audience didn’t want to leave and shouted: We can listen to this story for another two hundred years!
Tang Wan smiled and said, "But I can't talk about two hundred years!"
Audience: You have to believe in yourself, you can do it! You can do it!
Tang Wan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He was forced to do it. Whether the audience was willing or not, Tang Wan would be offline. "As compensation, let's summon a big monster next time!"
The audience's curiosity was piqued. What kind of species could be called a big monster by Tang Wan?
Tang Tang is so mean. It made me unable to sleep well for several days!
I want to watch it now, I don’t want to sleep, I want to watch it, I want to watch it, I want to watch it!
The audience was making noises, Tang Wan thought for a moment, "Let me tell you a story, and then you can go to sleep."
The audience calmed down: OK~~
Tang Wan sat down solemnly and began to speak: "Once upon a time there was a mountain, on the mountain there was a temple, in the temple there was an old monk, what was the old monk doing?"
The audience was curious: What are you doing?
"The old monk is telling a story to the young monk. What story is he telling?"
The audience still cooperated: What’s the story?
Tang Wan couldn't help laughing, "It's about a long time ago there was a mountain, on the mountain there was a temple, in the temple there was an old monk telling a young monk a story, the story was..."
audience:! ! !
Let’s go, I want to sleep!
Bad review! Bad review! Bad review!
This story could be told all night long!
…
Tang Wan left the line with a smile as the audience got furious. Thinking of them jumping around in anger and being full of energy, he felt very happy.
Therefore, "Let me tell you a story" has become another popular Internet phrase this year after "Your IQ is only suitable for planting rice" and "I'll slap a smear on your face with Brother Divine Beast".
Shortly after Tang Wan's live broadcast ended, a teacher from the Academy of Biological Evolution Research issued a task to the students, "Watch the live broadcast of the person called Eat, Sleep and Play with Da Zhuang, see what kind of pets he has, and see what the ancestors of those giants looked like. Keep a record, because they will be tested later."
A live broadcast of an internet celebrity will be included in the examination content!
This internet celebrity must be an angel!
A group of hard-working students who are almost bald from scratching their heads because of exams have the urge to worship Tang Wan as a fairy. Finally, they can surf the Internet openly! Watching Internet celebrities is for learning!
So the following message appeared on Tang Wan’s Weibo: Millions of students begging for live broadcast!
The poor student begged the little brother for mercy!
Millions of students wrote in blood to beg to see the cute pets!
Brother, please go live, the homework is waiting for you to provide materials!
…
After seeing this, Tang Wan wondered: Students?
Comment: It’s hard and stressful to study!
Tang Wan gave them a little red flower: Students are the future flowers of the empire. Study hard, make progress every day, and strive to build a better empire!
Students: It’s as if we saw a serious middle-aged bald head teacher! He is the senior teacher and you are the junior teacher!
Other fans: What is your class leader?
Students: The class monitor is a turtledove!
After seeing countless familiar IDs, "Turtledove" sneered and angrily bit into a giant bread.
"Banjiu" still felt that waiting for the live broadcast every day was a waste of time. He looked at Tang Wan's live broadcast records and found that he always decided to live broadcast on the same day, once every three to five days, and the frequency was uncertain, so he found the teacher and asked: "Why don't you just hire him as a teacher? I have seen his previous live broadcast records and know a lot about this aspect."
The real middle-aged bald head teacher scolded him: "Nonsense! How can anyone be a teacher? If an internet celebrity comes to teach at our school, where will the reputation of our school be?"
"Turtledove" was disappointed. What era is it now? And people still want face? Face can't even fill their stomachs!
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The next morning, just as Tang Wan opened his eyes, Pollick from the Good Baby Toys Company contacted Tang Wan: The endorsement fee of 10 million has been negotiated with the higher-ups, the money is ready, the contract is ready, when are you free, let's meet at Star Network and sign the contract.
Tang Wan agreed on the spot: It can be done today, you decide the specific time.
Pollick: So ten o'clock in the morning?
Tang Wan: It’s settled!
The two agreed to meet at the place where they met last time. Tang Wan had just gotten up when Zong He had already finished washing up.
Seeing Tang Wan's smiling expression, Zong He raised his eyebrows slightly, "Are you in such a good mood?"
"Of course. There's another large sum of money coming in. The endorsement deal I told you about before should be secured by Feixian today. I'll meet with them on Starnet this morning to discuss it."
Zong He responded, "No need to cover your face, just go openly."
Tang Wan smiled and nodded, and went to wash up in a very good mood. After picking up the toothbrush, he thought for a moment, turned around and told Zong He: "I want to eat egg custard with seafood in the morning."
Zong He listened to his cheerful tone, and the corners of his mouth curled up, "Okay. By the way, we have found out who that crazy Robbe is. However, this military genius is not without money to go to military school. He went to an aristocratic school."
"Noble?" Tang Wan stopped what he was doing in surprise. "A sixteen-year-old noble young master playing a shooting game? And a genius commander of a thousand-man team battle?"
"Well," Zong He looked at Tang Wan's surprised profile with deep eyes, "He has a good nature, you can play with him, but this kid is too cruel, and he is destructive when fighting. You can restrain him when he plays with you again."
"Does this kid have a bloodthirsty side in real life?" Tang Wan frowned. "It would be a pity if he grows up crooked."
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At ten o'clock in the morning, Tang Wan and Bo Li Ke met at the place where they met last time as scheduled. Seeing Tang Wan's uncovered face, Bo Li Ke was stunned for several seconds, and suddenly asked a question similar to Xu Mi: "Do you want to come to my company and be the image spokesperson?"
Tang Wan smiled and declined, "My pet only relies on his face to make a living, so I don't need it."
Bolick's eyes fell on the ring on his hand, and he felt that what he said was a bit silly, "Forget it, let's talk about the issue of Jin Xiaopang's endorsement."
Bolick handed Tang Wan a contract and said, "This is what we agreed on in advance. Jin Xiaopang doesn't have to do anything. You just need to provide photos and we will print its appearance on the product's trademark."
Tang Wan read the contract carefully and confirmed that there were no problems. "Okay, tell me what kind of photos you want three days in advance and I will take them for you."
"Okay, okay, if there is a special need, we might ask a photographer to go over there, and then..." Bolick smiled, "Can you go?"
"Sure," Tang Wan said with a smile, "I can go to the filming base and wait for you. You can take as many photos as you want."
Bolick was relieved that Tang Wan could cooperate with this, "That's no problem, happy cooperation!"
Tang Wan signed, and Bolick saved the video of the signing. The amount was not small, so he handled it very carefully.
After the ceremony was officially over, the two began to chat, and Bolick suggested: "The previous toys sold very well, why don't you release a few more."
Tang Wan thought for a moment and said, "How about a cat bed? It's a cat-style children's bed, made to be more interesting."
"That counts as daily necessities, right?"
"Then it should be something like a cat scratching post, and it has to be interesting."
"Well, are there any in the canine family? In the wolf and fox tribes."
"Yes," Tang Wan assured solemnly, "You will be able to see the canine family soon."
Or the three idiots on sled, the kind of big devil who would destroy the house!
After going offline, Tang Wan was not in a hurry to make cat toys. He planned to draw a cat bed first and find someone to customize the materials. He planned to sell them to companies that make children's daily necessities, and then customize some parts to make cat toys. He could make a tutorial to teach his orc friends to make cat toys for their own children.
Just as he opened the mapping software, Ji Yan came upstairs and called him: "Madam, the Crown Prince is here, and the Marshal wants you to go downstairs."
"Crown Prince?" Tang Wan tilted his head. In other words, the future heir to this empire?
How fresh! His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is alive!
Tang Wan went downstairs and saw a gentle and elegant young man sitting in the living room. He was in his early twenties, with blond hair and eyes... they were actually a pair of mandarin duck eyes!!!
Tang Wan immediately felt his heart thumping. Shit! It was a heart-pounding feeling!
When His Royal Highness the Crown Prince saw Tang Wan for the first time, he was completely stunned.
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