Tang Wan was already helping Uncle Lin pack his things. Without even looking up, he asked, "What's the matter? Tell me."
Tang Wan's attitude made Zong He speechless. He just said, "I am Da Zhuang. Stop making trouble." Will Tang Wan be so angry that she divorces him?
Seeing Tang Wan excitedly preparing so many things to take him out to play, Zong He took a deep breath and calmed down, "Forget it, let's talk about it when we get back."
Tang Wan looked at the other person in confusion. What? So mysterious.
Uncle Lin suppressed his laughter and asked, "Are these things prepared for the young master?"
"Yes!" Tang Wan said happily, "I received two passes from the Good Baby Children's Toy Company. I want to take Da Zhuang out to play when he is on break. I also searched for tips on raising children. It is said that these things are must-haves, especially the diaper bag."
Zong He added with a dark face: "Da Zhuang will not go."
Tang Wan's face also turned cold, "Why?"
Zong He snorted coldly and said disdainfully: "Because this piss-poop looks stupid!"
Tang Wan raised his eyebrows. He was looking for trouble to quarrel with him. Cats can't be spoiled, big cats are the same. If they want to be angry, they will be angry. The problem is that he doesn't know why he is angry. "I didn't ask you to do it. Why are you angry? You are a tiger, not a cat! You ate too much breakfast and have nothing to do. Why are you angry?"
Zong He wanted to leave, but Tang Wan said to him, "Do you classify species by size?"
Tang Wan spread his hands, "What else?"
In Zong He's opinion, Tang Wan, this idiot who couldn't tell the difference between species, was so self-righteous that he even provoked him proudly. However, he couldn't correct him because he was stupid!
Uncle Lin watched the couple bickering early in the morning, but they didn't come to any conclusion. He quickly put away all the things and asked Tang Wan, "Where should I put these things?"
"Let me live stream."
"Throw it away!"
"Why throw it away? Da Zhuang is coming this weekend! I want to use it!"
"If you throw these things away, I will let him come,"
Tang Wan tilted his head, looking at Zong He's tough attitude in confusion, feeling that something was wrong. "Why...are you so excited?"
Zong He frowned and said righteously: "Because these things are too ugly, they affect the appearance of the tiger!"
Tang Wan patiently explained: "These things really can't be thrown away. They are essential items. Many parents who take care of children have said so. If you don't believe me, look at the guide."
Zong He had a cold face, said nothing, and had a firm attitude.
"Well then," Tang Wan's attitude suddenly changed, "Then I'll throw it away, and you let Da Zhuang do it."
Zong He looked gloomy and left.
Tang Wan stood at the door, quietly watching Zong He leave and board the aircraft, then he rushed to Lin Bo and snatched the things from Lin Bo's hand with a smile, "Although I promised him, I still need it when I go out. This is called a general on the battlefield, he is not subject to the orders of the king."
Lin Bo couldn't help laughing and gave Tang Wan a thumbs up, great!
"Hurry, help me hide it, don't let Zong He know!" Tang Wan happily hid everything in the live broadcast room, and Lin Bo quickly covered it with a piece of cloth. The two clapped their hands happily: it was hidden perfectly!
After finishing his work, Uncle Lin went to feed the fish happily. Tang Wan felt that he was still missing something, so he tied a rope to the Samoyed and let him lead the dog for a walk.
After the other party left, Tang Wan secretly took a picture of Uncle ** walking his dog from behind, and posted it on Weibo: The Old Man and the Smiling Angel Samoyed, or simply The Old Man and the Dog.
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On Saturday, Da Zhuang finally came with his little schoolbag. After not seeing him for a while, the little guy has grown a lot and weighs more than ten pounds. He feels heavy in his arms. Tang Wan happily hugged Da Zhuang and kissed and rubbed him. He looked like a serious black and gold highland. "You need to grow up and wear a scarf. You will be handsome like your uncle!"
Zong He honestly let Tang Wan rub his hair, feeling happy, because he had long said that his hair was the most beautiful! Thinking about it, Tang Wan really liked to comb his hair, especially the neck, and combed it many times every time. Zong He was in a very good mood and tilted his neck to let Tang Wan stroke his hair.
While combing the hair, Tang Wan sighed that he might not have many chances in the future, as the little guy was getting bigger and bigger, and coming less and less frequently. Every time he combed the hair, there would be less and less. After combing the hair on Dazhuang's neck until it was fluffy and smooth, Tang Wan took out a blue bow that he had prepared in advance and put it on Dazhuang, and a handsome little gentleman appeared.
Tang Wan liked him more and more, and kept taking pictures of Da Zhuang. "If my son takes after his father, will he grow up to be like you? Zhuang, why are you so handsome?"
Zong He's ears twitched and he looked at Tang Wan in surprise. He really wanted a child?
This issue needs to be considered seriously.
Tang Wan picked him up, "Okay! It's time to go! Have fun today, and you'll have to leave again when you come back." Tang Wan accidentally touched a hidden button on the kitten's paw, hummed in confusion, touched it several times, and pulled the cat's paw to look at it in confusion, "Zhuang, what are you wearing?"
Zong He told him seriously: "Combat uniform."
"Pfft!" Tang Wan was amused. "What do you want in combat uniforms, you little brat? Who are you going to fight? Crabs?"
The so-called combat uniform is that when the beast body turns into a human body, you press a button and it will automatically form a combat uniform that covers the whole body. In combat, sometimes the beast form is more convenient than the human form when lurking. After encountering the enemy, you have to turn into a human form depending on the situation. In short, you can't go out naked, so the military developed this kind of equipment. Tang Wan, a country bumpkin who has been backward for a thousand years, didn't know these things of the military at all, but from the name, he could tell that they were used for fighting. Tang Wan laughed at Da Zhuang mercilessly, "Little thing, are you in your second year of middle school? Why are you getting more and more second-year? How can you wear a combat uniform when you are so young? Are you from the Nicholas Empire?"
Zong He was already immune to Tang Wan's teasing. When facing him in this state, Tang Wan couldn't help but make fun of him. What he cared about was: "What is the Nicholas Empire? I've never heard of it."
Tang Wan said nonsense in a serious tone: "It's a very powerful, very domineering, and very immature empire, and all the protagonists there are called Long Aotian."
Zong He twitched his ears, "Who is Long Aotian?" He knew he was a man!
Seeing that he really believed it, Tang Wan couldn't help laughing. He hugged Da Zhuang and stroked his fur several times, "Silly boy, I was teasing you. You believed me even when I made up a story for you. There should be a limit to Chuunibyou. In the early stage, it will make people feel amused, in the middle stage, it will give people a headache, and in the later stage, it will make people want to beat you to death. You are like this now, um..." Tang Wan pondered for a moment, and suddenly changed the subject, "You are good-looking, and you are cute no matter what you do!"
Zong He was upset. Every time at this time, he would say nice things to coax him. What a treacherous human being!
Tang Wan asked Ji Yan to bring the things he had prepared, including food, drinks, and daily necessities, and also brought out a small cart. Tang Wan happily put Zong He in it, and then took out the urine bag: "Good boy, come and put it on!"
Zong He: !!
Wasn't it thrown away?
Tang Wan saw the rejection in Zong He's eyes and approached him to discuss it in a gentle voice, "Good kids have to wear it. What if you want to go to the toilet? Can't we solve it here?"
Zong He was so angry that he bared his teeth and squeezed out three words through gritted teeth: "I'm not going!"
"Okay, okay, if you don't need it, then don't get mad." When Zong He was in human form, Tang Wan could argue with him no matter what he said. Now in this form, he can talk to him about anything. Anyway, you are good-looking and you have the final say. Tang Wan touched the kitten's head, "Then you must tell me in advance if you want to go to the toilet. Did the teacher teach you to tell me in advance?"
Zong He was still furious when he felt that he was being treated differently, "I'm not stupid!"
Tang Wan also felt wronged, "Aren't you afraid that you'll forget about it after having fun? That's why you're so fierce?"
Zong He was silent. He didn't look fierce, he just bared his teeth.
Tang Wan curled his lips and asked unhappily, "Don't you love dad anymore?"
Zong He began to have a headache. Why did he marry such a stupid wife?
During the whole journey, Tang Wan kept teasing Zong He in a wronged manner, "Don't you love dad anymore? Have you forgotten how good dad was to you? Do you love dad or not?"
Zong He bared his teeth several times along the way and was almost driven crazy by Tang Wan. If Tang Wan didn't mention Dad, he would still admit it. I love you, I love you, only you, don't ask anymore. But Tang Wan kept asking "Do you love Dad?" and Zong He just wanted to beat him.
After arriving at the amusement park without getting the answer he wanted, Tang Wan was disappointed as he hugged Zong He and got off the aircraft. As soon as he landed, he was stunned by a huge cat climbing frame at the door: "Fuck! It's too spectacular!!"
This cat climbing frame was designed by him. It was made 100 meters high, and the cat bowls were more than two meters in diameter. There were countless cat bowls, countless ladders, pillars, and nets combined together, which was as high as dozens of stories! The most amazing thing was that there was a one-meter-diameter pillar in the middle, which was wrapped with hemp ropes. Many people gathered around, eager to try and get up. As a designer, Tang Wan was the most shocked. "This cat climbing frame is so shocking!"
Ji Yan had already checked his ticket and said obediently, "We can go in and take a look."
Tang Wan hugged the kitten tightly in his arms and reminded him: "Don't run around. It will be hard to find you if you get lost because there are so many people around."
Zong He touched his nose and said, "I can find you by following the smell."
Tang Wan tightened the cat in his arms, "I'm reminding you not to run around, don't bargain with me now!"
Zong He was so shocked that he couldn't breathe and his tail was standing on end. This was an attempt to murder her husband!
Tang Wan entered the amusement park and saw his name on the sign next to the cat climbing frame: Designer: Tang Wan.
Tang Wan couldn't help but twitch his lips. At that time, he didn't know it would be so big. No wonder Bolick asked him what to do if it was very big. He said casually at that time: "Infinite stacking, make a lot of identical ones and stack them up."
It’s really stacked up!
Tang Wan looked at the kitten in his arms and encouraged him: "Do you want to go and play too?"
Tang Wan was a little excited, because there were so many high-tech things here that he had never seen before, let alone played with. When he was at home, he could stay at home all the time, but when he came out, he wanted to have fun. Anyway, he had a VIP pass, so he didn't have to queue up and could play whatever he wanted.
Zong He had never been here before. He went to military school at the age of 16, went to the battlefield at the age of 19, became a marshal at the age of 25, and was injured at the age of 27. He had not really integrated into the life of modern humans for many years and experienced the fun of ordinary people. He had never seen many fun things. Seeing Tang Wan so happy, it didn't matter if he tried.
Seeing that Zong He did not object, Tang Wan carried Zong He to the shelf, pulled a safety belt, tied it around his waist, and encouraged him gently: "Zhuang, boys should have a spirit of adventure. Don't be afraid. It's just like the outdoor training. You just need to climb to that position."
Tang Wan pointed to a position about three meters from the ground and estimated that as long as Da Zhuang climbed here, the boy's courage would be developed.
As soon as Tang Wan arrived, he attracted a lot of attention. Such a beautiful Asian, still so young, holding a beautiful cub, attracted attention wherever he went. In addition, his cub was different from others, and looked like a mutant. A young man kindly reminded him: "The children's play is over there. He can't climb up this. This is for adults to play."
Tang Wan looked in the direction the other person pointed, and sure enough, there was a cat climbing frame that was only three meters high, a smaller version of this one. Many cubs were surrounding that place. Tang Wan thanked the other person awkwardly, hugged Zong He and coaxed him, "Zhuang, let's go over there, there's a little one over there."
Zong He looked up with a cold face, pushed hard, jumped out of Tang Wan's arms, climbed up along the pillars of the cat climbing frame, and went up five or six meters in a flash.
Tang Wan panicked, "Da Zhuang! Come down quickly!!"
Looking at the kitten above, it was moving very fast, twisting and turning, pressing its claws on the shelf and letting go as soon as it touched. Its movements were graceful and elegant. Tang Wan covered his chest with his hands, his face turned pale with fear.
Ji Yan quickly advised: "It's okay, don't worry, the young master can do it, this is nothing for him, really, he has climbed more difficult ones than this."
Tang Wan was shocked. "What kind of school does he go to? Isn't this child abuse? This child is usually very strong-willed, but I didn't expect him to be so reckless. What if he falls after climbing so high?"
Ji Yan paused, not knowing how to respond, and stammered, "Isn't there a safety rope?"
The news that a 10-pound cub climbed up the adult cat climbing frame spread quickly. In less than a minute, many people gathered around, and many people applauded and encouraged Zong He: "The little guy can do it! So amazing!"
"Keep climbing! Don't be a coward!"
"More powerful than adults! What kind of species is this? It's so awesome!"
"Up and up! It's jumping so high!"
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The people around were all there to watch the fun. The more this happened, the more nervous Tang Wan became. He even wanted to curse, "What the hell are you doing watching? It's not your child who's climbing so high, and it won't be your kid who falls down!"
At this time, someone said, "This child's fur color looks familiar."
"Why does he look like the kid from Dazhuang's family who eats, sleeps and masturbates?"
"Tang Tang's nephew! The one called Da Zhuang!"
"I did hear him shout 'Da Zhuang'..."
At this time, many people's eyes fell on Tang Wan. Looking at his black hair and black eyes, his delicate appearance, and then looking at the black and gold fur on his head, one girl was particularly outgoing, so she tilted her head and asked Tang Wan: "Do you eat, sleep, and masturbate Da Zhuang?"
Tang Wan shook his head expressionlessly, "No, I don't know him, I don't know."
He kept saying "no" three times, which stunned the girl. She was too embarrassed to ask him again.
Seeing that Da Zhuang had climbed to the top floor and was no longer visible to the naked eye, the flying camera also discovered him and quickly followed him. At this time, everyone saw that the cub was sitting calmly in the cat bowl on top, holding onto the top pillar and levering its paws.
Everyone was stunned by his leisurely movements. What a genius!
Tang Wan was almost scared to death by him, and angrily cursed: "This little bastard!"
Hearing this, Ji Yan twitched his mouth unnaturally.
After exercising his claws and leaving his mark on the top, Zong He, who was standing on the top floor, was ready to come down. Tang Wan watched the picture on the monitor anxiously, and grabbed Ji Yan's wrist in panic, shaking with fear. For this child, going up was easy, but coming down was the hardest. What if he didn't step correctly and fell down in mid-air? His safety should be guaranteed, but the child was scared and he didn't dare to climb high in the future. What if?
Surprisingly, the kitten continued to move around, landing lightly and accurately on each landing point, still leaving as soon as it touched, jumping high and far, and coming down quickly. Even when it jumped onto the flat board in front of Tang Wan, he was still not out of breath, and calmly used his claws to pull the belt around his waist, indicating that it was time for me to go.
Tang Wan nervously hugged him with both hands, and slapped him angrily, "Is it dangerous? I told you to come down, why didn't you listen? I will never bring you out to play again. If something happens, how can I explain to your family?"
Zong He rubbed the hair on his paw pads on Tang Wan's body and explained to himself, saying whatever he wanted to say.
Tang Wan was so angry at his action that he wanted to bite the cat, "If you don't obey me, I'll bite your ears!"
Zong He wagged his tail contentedly, fearless.
At this time, there was a warm applause from the surroundings. The adults had not climbed up, but this little kid actually did. The staff of the organizer also rushed over enthusiastically, "This heroic little warrior! This is a gift prepared for you by our organizer! A special reward for those who climb to the top!"
Tang Wan held Da Zhuang in his arms, took a deep breath to calm himself down, and politely asked the staff: "What gift?"
The staff member opened a red box and said with a smile, "A warrior medal and a bonus of 10,000 star coins. Take them."
Tang Wan rubbed Da Zhuang's fur in surprise, but still didn't look good to Da Zhuang, "Okay, Xiao Ji, keep it. Thank you to the organizer."
After Tang Wan finished speaking, he turned around and wanted to leave. He also took the opportunity to teach Da Zhuang a lesson: "Don't think that I can forgive you just because you earned a gift. I confiscated this gift because you were disobedient."
The staff member quickly chased after him and said, "Please stay. You need to sign as proof that you have taken the gift."
"Oh, okay." Tang Wan had to turn back, take the electronic pen from the staff and write his name.
The staff member looked down and his eyes widened instantly, "Tang Wan?" Then he compared it with the designer's signature under the cat climbing frame, and the notes were exactly the same!
"Is it really Tang Wan?!"
"Eat, sleep and masturbate?"
"Oh my god! It's really him!"
Tang Wan's fans know that his last name is Tang, so they have been calling him Tang Tang. They only found out about his name, Tang What, after this cat climbing frame came out. Everyone knows that this cat climbing frame was designed by Da Zhuang, who also mentioned it during the live broadcast. Now they know that Tang Wan was actually him, and the cat was Da Zhuang. Tang Wan's fans are like they have signal receivers installed on their heads, and they are all frantically looking for Tang Wan.
Going to the amusement park to play turned into a game to find Tang Wan. Tang Wan's Weibo was bombarded with comments. Many fans uploaded the video they had taken earlier to the Internet, pointing at Tang Wan's nose and asking: Is this pretty Asian boy you? Do you dare to go there to play? Do you dare to admit it? !
Tang Wan was holding Da Zhuang, squatting in a pavilion eating ice cream, silently watching the many people milling around below, and whispered to Ji Yan: "We have VIP passes, so we don't have to queue up for anything. Even if they see me, they can't catch me. Do you think they will be angry? It's okay if they are furious, but if they are so angry that they become bald, will they blame me?"
Ji Yan: “…”
No, they don’t go bald even though you tease them like that, they should be used to it.
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At this time, in Duke Tang's mansion, the Duchess received information from the housekeeper that Tang Wan was out playing, and immediately said: "This is a rare opportunity. If he lives, we will all die."
The old butler said solemnly, "If the Duke knew about this, he would probably blame you."
"Blame me? He is more cruel than me. I am the stepmother and he is the biological father. I can guarantee that he can kill his own son for the glory of the Duke's Mansion. He is afraid and will not take action without finding out who is with Tang Yu." The Duchess, who is gentle and lovely in front of the Duke, is a completely different face in front of the housekeeper. She is arrogant, indifferent, and ruthless. She said resentfully: "But I can't wait. If he tells those things, even the Duke will not let me go. Uncle Lian, things have come to this point. I can't be soft-hearted. I also have to consider my child. I didn't keep an eye on him and let that little beast run away. For several years, I couldn't sleep well. I had nightmares when I closed my eyes. I dreamed that he ran back and shook out my previous affairs. I can't keep him, otherwise we will all die."
Tang Lian sighed, his old voice becoming even hoarser, "I am too old to die. This is the last thing I will do for you. I shouldn't have let you meet the Duke. Otherwise, none of this would have happened."
The Duchess chuckled, her voice gradually becoming gentler, "I know how good you are to me. Over the years, my mother no longer blames you, and I also... respect you. Thank you for helping me so much, father."
The word "father" made Tang Lian tremble all over. He closed his cloudy eyes and tightly grasped his crutches. His voice was very light, but unexpectedly heavy: "Okay, I understand."
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