As soon as Xuan Feng appeared on stage, the atmosphere instantly became lively. The audience applauded, praised, and threw fireworks: I haven't heard Xuan Feng sing for a while, and she is still so magical!
Hahahaha, Xuan Feng’s singing is good, but the song tunes he reports never match the song!
Love's magic power spins in circles~ Pick up the black phoenix and spin in circles~~
So cute~ I want five more star coins!
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Tang Wan couldn't help laughing when he saw the rows of people giving gifts. Xuan Feng was only suitable for warming up the atmosphere, he was really talkative and mean!
When the audience saw that it was Xuan Feng who appeared, they kept asking: Is Xuan Feng going to play games live again? Let's play a game!
The so-called game by the audience is a game similar to PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. With the development of technology, playing games is a mental connection, just like being on the battlefield in person, which is quite exciting. After entering the game, you will be randomly assigned to a planet with different terrain, randomly matched or form a team of seven. Each team will be randomly teleported to a different location, with a total of 300 people. The team that survives to the end and plants the red flag in the designated location wins. Tang Wan played a game before under the persuasion of the audience. He didn't know how to operate and didn't know anything. With Xuan Feng's chatterbox, he made a lot of jokes, and the audience liked to watch it.
Tang Wan saw that it was still early and said, "Let's play a round. I have to tell you first, I still don't know how to play. Don't expect me to win."
The barrage is all about the same thing: What are we watching if you win!
Tang Wan: “…”
These words made him feel very subtle.
As soon as Tang Wan came online, he was randomly matched with six teammates. Xuan Feng stood on Tang Wan's shoulder and watched him, flapping his wings. He was very excited. It was obvious that he had been holding it in for a long time and had a lot to say. He also wanted to act and fly.
The audience all started to cheer: Go, go, go! Go, go!
Tang Wan was helpless, "People like you will be invited to have tea by the network administrator sooner or later."
Xuanfeng learned to speak: "Please go and have tea! Please go and have tea!"
After entering the team, he could hear his teammates talking. When he heard Xuan Feng talking, his teammates wailed: "It's over! Number three is an elementary school student!"
"What's wrong with elementary school students? Nowadays, many elementary school students play more games than adults, right, little brother number three?"
"Number three? Why isn't number three talking?"
Tang Wan coughed lightly and said, "I'm here."
"Eh? You're not a kid, number three has a nice voice, would you like to add me as your friend?"
"Add me, add me, I'll take you flying~ Wanna make a date?"
Xuan Feng couldn't read, and didn't know they were number three. After Tang Wan spoke, she understood. Xuan Feng: "Shut up! No more! No appointment! No see you!"
Tang Wan: “…”
Audience in the live broadcast room: Poof!
Hahahaha, well said. That’s right, no meeting without an appointment!
You dare to hook up with me, Tang, right here in front of us. You are really courting your life, huh!
By the way, the six of them knew each other.
Holy shit! It's true! Judging from the names, they are all from the same team.
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After entering the game, Tang Wan only picked up a big knife and ran behind the team. He watched others pick up things and picked up the replacement equipment when they dropped it. He played in a very Buddhist manner.
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed and cried: This is not the way to play this game, just go for it, don’t be afraid!
At this time, I heard my teammates say, "I wanted to keep him to get more equipment, but I didn't expect him to be such an idiot."
"It's okay, I'll sacrifice him later!"
Someone reminded: "You two, this is not our team channel!"
"Fuck! The frequency is switching!"
"Just a rookie who can't even use a gun."
Tang Wan looked at the sword in his hand, turned off the game microphone, and asked the audience: "What is sacrifice?"
The audience also heard what was said in the game team, and they all explained to Tang Wan: Sacrifice means selling you, blowing you up and stealing your equipment, using you as a shield during a fight, and leaving you behind to cover the retreat, making you like an orphan.
It’s okay ~ This is how the game is. Many veterans use the newbies as a tool to teach them a lesson, and the growth path for a newbie is not easy.
Otherwise, you can stay away from them, but if you leave, you will be easily caught by other teams.
Next time we will team up to take you with us. I am a professional gamer and I just don’t stand for people who bully children!
The guy upstairs is bragging!
Tang Wan actually took a look at the ID of the person who said he was a professional gamer: Crazy Robe, and he was also a fan of classmate Lop-eared Rabbit Robe. Tang Wan casually wrote it down. At this time, he encountered an enemy in the game. His teammate had already run away and really left him behind. Tang Wan looked at the big knife in his hand and decisively chased after his teammate. He had no equipment, was light on his body, and ran very fast. He asked while running: "Where are you going? Wait for me."
The teammates got anxious, "! Don't follow me!"
"The enemy is attracted here!"
"Find cover, that's attracting the enemy!"
Tang Wan raised his eyebrows and asked in dissatisfaction: "How come you don't have the spirit of unity and love at all, and you are still cursing? Are you in the same team?"
Someone in the team channel cursed: "Who is on the same team with you, you noob!"
"Not only is he a noob, he's also a jerk!"
Fans originally just wanted to watch the fun, everyone was playing games, playing to relax, rookies were often pitted by their teammates, but your personal attacks were too much, seeing Tang Wan being scolded, he was not happy: This teammate, is he sick! They wanted to sacrifice Tang Tang from the beginning, and Tang Tang didn't scold them when he heard it.
It's just playing games, why don't you pay attention to your manners?
They sold out Tang Tang first. I've seen people selling out teammates, but I've never seen people cursing after selling them out. This kind of person can be reported now. Now is the last week of the spring season. Tang Tang, report them quickly, deduct their points, and make sure they can't get promoted!
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"Let's talk after we're done fighting." Tang Wan had already run behind his teammate, and imitated his teammate as he lay down beside him, put away the machete, and took out his pistol from behind. There were only ten bullets. Tang Wan tried to aim, and fired three shots. Without a doubt, all of them missed.
Tang Wan was embarrassed, "This is really difficult."
The captain was so angry that he jumped up and down: "Don't shoot, number three! You'll expose your position!"
"Oh!" Tang Wan quickly put away his gun, took out a quantum bomb, stepped back and hid behind a rock.
The audience laughed so hard that they slammed the table: Tang Tang you are really a jerk!
At this moment, the sniper on the opposite side had already discovered Tang Wan's position. With one shot, he killed 80% of Tang Wan's teammate's health. His teammate cursed "Fuck!" and quickly hid behind a rock, intending to replenish some blood and continue to kill the opponent. Unexpectedly, he tried to retreat and found that he couldn't retreat. Tang Wan happened to be lying behind him, blocking him.
Number Four was furious, "Number Three! Block it yourself..."
With a bang, the sniper on the opposite side fired another shot, and No. 4's body fell straight in front of Tang Wan, face to the ground, and his equipment fell to the ground in front of him.
Tang Wan picked up a few quantum bombs with a confused look on his face. What happened?
The audiences were laughing like crazy: "Come on, Tangtang, come on, come on! Hahahahaha, you even wanted to sacrifice my Tangtang, but in the end you got tricked to death by a rookie!
Tang Wan is really innocent, so what exactly happened?
Number Four has already started cursing in the team: "Number Three! Are you kidding me? I gave you the upper hand, why don't you?"
In this game, you are not allowed to swear. You have to be civilized and set a new trend. All the swear words become noise.
Tang Wan blinked, "What is he talking about? Is he scolding me?"
Audience: It doesn’t matter! Baby, don’t listen to him, keep fighting, you can do it, you can win!
Tang Wan was speechless, he really didn’t know what was going on!
Number Four was still blabbering... Every sentence was filled with noise, and no one could tell what they were talking about. The captain couldn't stand it any longer, "Stop arguing, let's talk after the fight is over. Do you still have quantum bombs? Go to the other side!"
Several quantum bombs were thrown over and killed two of them.
At this time, No. 2 said in the team channel: "No. 3, give me your quantum bomb, it's useless for you to keep it!"
Tang Wan raised his eyebrows, not quite satisfied with the other party's tone, but still in the spirit of comrades fighting together in unity and friendship, he patiently asked: "I have three, how can I give them to you?"
"Crawl over here and put it on the ground!"
Tang Wan crawled over as he was told and threw all three quantum bombs on the ground.
At this time, I heard No. 2 shouting: "Run! The noob threw three bombs!!!"
All the teammates were still confused, including Tang Wan, "Didn't he say to throw it on the ground? I threw it."
The audience was so laughing that they were speechless, leaving only rows of laughing and crying expressions. Tang Wan, a rookie, didn't know the difference between throwing and throwing. When No. 2 asked him to throw on the ground, he threw it in front of No. 2, very cooperative.
As No. 2 got up, he heard a loud bang and the screen flashed white!
At the same time, a series of announcements of people being killed by quantum bombs appeared on the world channel. There is a setting in the game that shooting teammates is ineffective, but the highly lethal quantum bomb can cause a large-scale explosion. If a teammate is accidentally injured, the teammate will also die. The whole world was boiling, and everyone laughed: the whole team was killed by the explosion! And they were killed by their own people. This operation is too awesome!
After the fight, the team had already disbanded. The entire team was screwed by Tang Wan, and they were so angry that they posted messages on the world channel: Scam! What a fucking scam!
I've been playing games for so long and I've never seen such a terrible rookie!!!
This is the most miserable death I have ever had. I will beat him up every time I see him next time!
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Tang Wan turned on the microphone, feeling aggrieved, and asked directly in the world channel: "I didn't curse when you said you sacrificed me, and I threw the grenade when you asked me to, what else do you want?"
World Channel: That’s right! You asked them to throw the bomb and they did it. What else do you want?
This was to sacrifice the rookie, but he didn't expect the rookie to be so bad that he sacrificed the whole team hahahaha!
This joke can make me laugh for a week hahahaha~~~
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The members of that team were still angrily cursing at Tang Wan, telling him to stop pretending to be innocent and to go to the arena to fight him! They wanted to kill him in six rounds!
Now those who are watching the fun also feel that this team is a bit bullying. Everyone likes to bully the noobs and often sacrifice the noobs. It's a mutual thing. Noobs are noobs and if they get cheated, they get cheated. It's just entertainment, so just be happy.
The peacemaker then advised: There is no need for that, and don’t bully others too much. What if the rookie grows up to be a great player in the future?
Okay, okay, be more tolerant towards noobs. It’s just playing games. You say you sacrificed them, but they’re not angry, right?
The audience in the live broadcast room was also annoyed, especially the crazy Robe: Come on, brothers, go online, let's do it! I remember these IDs, and I will beat them up every time I see them!
At this time, Xuan Feng, who had been silent all this time, suddenly raised his voice and cursed: "Shut up, you bald man!"
The live broadcast room suddenly fell silent, and everyone was looking at Xuan Feng. The child flapped his wings and jumped up and down on his legs, leaping left and right as if he was posing before a wrestling match.
The game was still cursing angrily: "You all! Me!"
Xuan Feng leaned forward and pointed his sharp tongue at the wheat: "Baldy! Orphan!"
"you!!!"
Xuan Feng: "You have no father! No father! No father! Bah! Orphan!"
World Channel: “…”
Quiet as a chicken!
After five full seconds of silence, someone on the world channel asked: Does he mean, you are the one who has never died?
Puff!!!
This one really wins!
You don't have a father, hahahaha~~
People in the live broadcast room threw out tips: Our Xuanfeng has gone big!
Xuan Feng is so domineering! Hahahahaha God you don’t have a father!
The teammate was obviously irritated by Xuan Feng, and no one knew what he cursed at, but he was directly blocked and warned by the system.
Before Tang Wan could say anything, the battle had already been won.
Later, this process was captured by the audience and uploaded to the official forum of the game "Jumanji: Battle Through the Heavens". This time, Xuan Feng became even more popular.
How did a cute little bird from ancient Earth scold the entire team so hard that they vomited blood?
People who witnessed the fight rushed to leave messages, but they didn’t expect that the person being cursed was a bird!
Or it was a pet bird that had long disappeared from the earth and was summoned by its owner using supernatural powers!
None of the six people cursed this antique bird!
Currently, there is only one person in the entire galaxy who possesses this ability to summon ancient Earth creatures: a big internet celebrity whose face has never been seen, whose Weibo ID is: Eat Sleep and Play with Da Zhuang!
At this point, Tang Wan became famous in one battle, and everyone who played this game knew that "Eat Sleep and Play with Da Zhuang" was the worst guy in the entire empire at playing the Jedi game!
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