"Zong He, what did you do when I was sleeping?" The only one who has the right to use his authority is his partner. Tang Wan stared at Zong He who was eating calmly. He could never have imagined that Zong He could do this.
"You have proved your identity." The Marshal diligently picked up some food for his partner, "Eat more. You are too thin."
Tang Wan looked at the rare smile on the other person's face. He was in such a good mood, so he didn't bother with him. "Forget it, as long as you are happy."
After eating and drinking, Zong He hugged Tang Wan and kissed her affectionately several times. Tang Wan just wanted to roll his eyes. Big cat, you are so clingy!
In the afternoon, Tang Wan was combing Zong He's hair when Luo Bingjun sent him a message asking: Has it been officially recognized?
Tang Wan: Yeah.
Ronaldinho: Very brave boy.
Tang Wan: Poor!
Ronaldinho: You want to play games, boy? Ask Robbie to come along~
Zong He felt that Tang Wan was absent-minded while combing his hair, and asked unhappily, "Who is it?"
Tang Wan quickly explained: "An ordinary friend asked me if I wanted to play games together."
Zong He raised his eyebrows and asked, "Do you want to go?"
Tang Wan was indeed a little tempted. He had slept all morning and had nothing to do now, so he decided to play some games to relax.
"I'll go with you."
"ha?"
Zong He has transformed into a human and started applying for an account.
Tang Wan saw his seriousness and did not stop him. After going online, he pulled Luo Bingjun and the crazy Luo Bei. After the three of them went online, Luo Bingjun asked: "Are you playing for fun or for ranking?"
Crazy Robe didn't say a word, and Luo Bingjun also realized that this kid was a die-hard fan of Tang Wan. He would do whatever Tang Wan said and had no objection.
Tang Wan said embarrassedly: "Wait a moment, I'll pull someone else."
Luo Bingjun: "What? Have you found another awesome master?"
Tang Wan glanced at Zong He and said with a smile, "It's his first time playing."
Luo Bingjun: "What a newbie!"
Tang Wan pondered for a moment; this question was really difficult to answer.
Seeing that Zong He gave himself the name 1111, Tang Wan changed it in a domineering manner: Kneel down and call me daddy!
Zong He: “…”
Zong He had never played games, but he knew tactics. He would know this kind of thing after getting familiar with it. He said in a cold voice, "Follow my command."
As soon as Luo Bingjun heard him speak, he shut his mouth, as if he was not the one who called him a rookie.
Tang Wan felt a little uncomfortable because he couldn't hear him talking nonsense.
This time, Tang Wan and Luo Bingjun were still running along, confused the whole time. Zong He commanded Luo Bei, and the two of them killed one-fifth of the people in the entire map, with their damage output being amazing.
In the second round, Zong He still shot one kid at a time. When he hid, Tang Wan who was following him didn't know where he was. Tang Wan quickly lay down when he was told to. No one could hit Tang Wan the whole time. After the game, Zong He asked, "Is it more fun to play games with me or with them?"
Tang Wan understood, this was still jealousy!
"To be honest, playing games with you isn't exciting at all."
Zong He:?
Tang Wan said in a bored tone, "I was being protected the whole time. I didn't fire a single bullet. I was confused the whole time. I didn't know what was going on, but the other person died. What can I do? I am also desperate."
"Is it not good to be protected by me?"
Tang Wan said seriously: "Okay, but I still want to stimulate it."
Zong He said lovingly, "Okay, I'll satisfy you."
In the third round, Zong He ignored Tang Wan and let him go up and get killed. "
"Is it exciting?"
Tang Wan felt so frustrated that she wanted to cry, "Exciting! It's so fucking exciting!"
Zong He asked seriously: "Do you want to stimulate it for a while longer?"
Tang Wan gritted his teeth, "No, that's enough."
Zong He smiled, "That's good, how does it feel to be protected?"
“Excellent!”
Zong He was satisfied, and swept the battlefield with "Crazy Robe". Tang Wan was a little puzzled, wondering if it was his illusion. He always felt that these two people were competing with each other, competing to get kills and see who could get more.
That night, everyone remembered the man who shouted “Kneel down and call me daddy.”
Everyone on the post is discussing who this divine man is.
Which god's trumpet is this?
After the beating, Luo Bingjun secretly asked: Is the one kneeling down and calling daddy your family member?
Tang Wan: Yes, I took it!
Luo Bingjun: Then you are quite willful.
Tang Wan sneered, "Pah! This is called domineering!"
The next day, the Internet was still hotly discussing who the "kneel down and call daddy" was. He played with "Crazy Luobei". Soon Luo Bingjun and Tang Wan were also exposed. The three of them had live broadcast together, and many viewers knew them. Crazy Luobei was the smurf of Douzhanshengfo, and everyone was familiar with him. Many people speculated that this person was also the smurf of a great god, brought by Crazy Luobei!
Tang Wan secretly complained: "If you find out one day that this person is the Marshal, you will definitely be stunned."
Zong He changed into his military uniform and came down from upstairs. As he was about to go out, Tang Wan greeted him with a smile and helped him button up his epaulettes. He said with gentle eyes, "I seem to be able to summon tigers. Should I summon a tiger from Earth?"
Zong He lowered his head and kissed him between the eyebrows, "You already have me, what do you need other tigers for?"
Tang Wan smiled and showed him a picture of a tiger. "Don't you think it's majestic? Keep one at home to take care of the kittens. It can understand what I say and can protect me when necessary."
Zong He took a look and said disdainfully, "It's just a fat orange cat."
"...I understand. The Marshal is a sour person. He likes to be sour all the time. He is jealous of everything he sees."
"Um."
Tang Wan was speechless. He actually admitted it so generously!
"How about a female?"
"No, I can only be the only furry tiger in the house!"
Tang Wan sent the man away with a smile, "Okay, I'll listen to you and not keep tigers."
Then, when Zong He returned home, he found that there was a little lion in the house!
He actually learned to deceive his superiors and lie to his subordinates about military intelligence! Zong He looked at him with a murderous look, which frightened the little lion to death.
When Tang Wan heard that Zong He had returned, he went to the door to greet him. He saw the frightened little lion at first glance. Tang Wan hurried over and called the little lion's name distressedly: "Goudaner!"
Zong He said in disgust, "It's too dirty, take it back quickly!"
Tang Wan stroked Goudan'er's fur distressedly, "It's all because of you who scared him!"
"This kind of thing can't protect you. It's too unreliable." Zong He took a step forward. The little lion trembled with fear. Zong He snorted, obviously looking down on it.
Tang Wan put the little lion away distressedly. It was so miserable! The child was so scared that he became incontinent. What kind of aura did Zong He have?
That night, the Marshal, who had an aura of eight meters and eight, hugged Tang Wan intimately, rubbed the back of Tang Wan's neck, leaned over, and bit it gently. Tang Wan blushed immediately after understanding his intention. He either wanted the back of his neck or bit his Adam's apple. What's wrong with this big cat!
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In the morning, before Tang Wan woke up, a big news came out on the Internet: the Crown Prince and the Crown Princess broke off their engagement!
It is said that this is a peaceful breakup after the two of them discussed it. There is no one who is bad to the other, they just have no feelings. In addition, the Crown Princess is now in mourning, her mother just died, and her father is seriously ill. He really has no intention to maintain this loveless engagement, so he took the initiative to break up, hoping that they will be well in the future and remain friends.
This incident became the biggest gossip that the people of the empire were eager to discuss. The Crown Princess had excellent grades over the years, with no merits or faults. Apart from her good looks, she didn't seem to have done anything great.
The occasions when the two of them appeared together were very formal, and there was not even a shot of them showing affection. It was indeed hard to see any affection between them. Now that the engagement has been cancelled, everyone is curious, who else in the Emperor Star can be the Crown Princess? !
After Tang Wan woke up and heard the news, there were only two words in his mind: "Sure enough."
He knew that this princess would not stay in this position forever. The royal family would not want a fake even if they considered the issue of face. However, now that he was married, he didn't care about these things anymore. He just lived his life well.
After breakfast, Uncle Lin handed Tang Wan two invitations. Now Tang Wan got a headache whenever he saw the invitations, "Again?!"
After reading it, he was confused. "Both the Genetic Research Institute and the Biological Evolution Research Institute want me to join, but I don't know how to do anything. Am I good at research or teaching? They think too highly of me."
Zong He: "Then don't go. It's tiring enough to raise so many long-haired creatures."
Tang Wan thought about it and said, "Uncle Lin, please help me reject it. I really don't have time."
Zong He said seriously: "Those with long hair also need to be dealt with."
Tang Wan stretched out his hand to touch Zong He's head, "Marshal, you are already a mature baby, you can't be so possessive."
Zong He tilted his head to stop him from touching him, "You were immature before? Are you going to talk about Da Zhuang again?"
When talking about Da Zhuang, Tang Wan felt wronged, "I miss Da Zhuang. You've become like that. Let me hug you."
Zong He refused silently. That would be too weak and he didn't want to change.
Tang Wan was unhappy, "You killed my son, you have to compensate me."
Zong He put down his chopsticks and asked seriously, "Do you really want a child?"
Tang Wan silently ate the bun, "If it looks like you, I'll want it."
"If it's like yours?"
Tang Wan hesitated, "Well, I have to think about it."
Uncle Lin was listening to their conversation and became anxious. "Don't worry about whether it's an orc or a human. It doesn't matter who the child is. If you don't want to take care of the child, I'll take care of him!"
Tang Wan and Zong He looked at each other and said, "Tsk tsk, the most anxious one is Lin Bo."
Not knowing how to respond, the two decided to pretend to be deaf. Tang Wan used chopsticks to pick at a boiled peanut and asked, "Aren't you going to the military headquarters today?"
"I'm still on vacation, so I don't have to go. The royal transfer order hasn't been officially issued yet."
"That's great. If no one is looking for you, just rest at home and eat more."
"Um."
Uncle Lin came over and looked at the two pretending to be deaf with a blank expression. "I mean, while I am still able to move and raise the child for you, don't you really want to consider it?"
Tang Wan took a tissue and wiped his mouth. "I've decided. I'll record a video for Goudan and put it online. I'm sure the audience has never seen it."
Zong He: “Yeah.”
Lin Bo: “…”
You can never wake up two people who pretend to be deaf!
After Tang Wan finished his meal, he let Gou Daner out, and let out all the little ones who loved the sun, and let them run around.
Tang Wan found that when the little lion appeared, all the cubs became nervous. Only Mulan looked at the new cat with disgust. Tang Wan had an illusion that his daughter would rush over and beat the dog into a dog in a minute.
Goudan was a bit heartless. He didn't care about Mulan's hostility at all. He just lay on the ground, too lazy to move.
Tang Wan filmed this and posted it on Weibo: I have a kid at home who is even lazier than Jin Xiaopang~
Fans: This is not the point! You are the Marshal's partner! Why didn't you say so earlier?!
Go away, rival!
When will the Marshal officially take back his position? I heard he is just acting now?
Are you feeling better? You haven’t announced the news to the public yet!
Is Dazhuang your child? Is he?
Ahhhhh, there's a new cub!
Lion! Holy shit! This is an animal with strong attack power, and it is also a bully on Earth!
So awesome!
Believe me, it's really aggressive!
I wonder what the difference is compared to the orc lion?
This should be considered a beast.
What else can't be summoned?
As expected, she is the Marshal’s wife, so amazing!
Hey, hey, hey! When did you and the Marshal get married?
…
Tang Wan automatically filtered out the useful information and didn't read the ones he didn't want to read. After roughly knowing the style of the comments, he said to Zong He in a tangled manner: "I have a bad feeling that they will impose the invincible aura on you on me."
Zong He sighed and said with emotion: "Because we are legally married."
Tang Wan: “…”
I don’t know whether he is happy or unhappy. It turns out that the big cat is not as easy to understand as the little cat.
However, after the exposure, there are no more gossips online, and no one scolds him, which can be considered a good thing. I have to sigh: it feels great to have privileges!
At this time, Zong He's communicator rang. He clicked it and took a look. He said to Tang Wan apologetically, "There's something going on at the military headquarters. I have to go there."
Tang Wan just logged out of Weibo, "Go ahead, will someone come to pick you up or will the guards take you there?"
Zong He pinched Tang Wan's cheek and asked, "You won't keep me?"
Tang Wan rolled his eyes, "What's the point of keeping him here? The country comes first, and family comes second. There's nothing trivial in the military, so hurry up and go!"
Zong He raised the corners of his mouth and walked away with a smile. Who else could have such a sensible partner?
Just after sending Zong He away, Tang Wan received a message from Luo Bingjun: I know what the catnip you mentioned before is, I summoned it!!!
Tang Wan replied with surprise: I want it, I want it, I want it!
Luo Bingjun asked proudly: How many do you want? I can make as many as you want!
Tang Wan: One hundred thousand pots, thank you.
Ronaldinho: Sorry, no.
Tang Wan was disgusted. Who said that he could create so many things? Is it okay to just admit defeat?
Tang Wan: Ten pots first!
Xiao Luo: I'll send it to you, just give me your address.
Tang Wan sent the delivery address, but I received it that afternoon. Luo Bingjun was also very fast. Tang Wan looked at the thriving catnip and couldn't help but send a message to Luo Bingjun: Lord Tianwang, how much does it cost to hire you to grow grass at my house?
Ronaldinho: Get lost!
Tang Wan sighed. This king is so vulgar! He even cursed people, and they were nobles!
Tang Wan replied: tui!
Xu Mi was speechless when he saw the chat records of these two people. "You two are both celebrities and nobles after all. Can you please pay attention to your status when you speak? Why are you so... vulgar?"
Tang Wan, who was also labeled as "vulgar", had the carpet changed while Zong He was away and placed catnip in his bedroom. He imagined that Zong He would see the catnip at night and could not help but turn into his original form and roll around on the carpet, and could not help but say: "Hehehe."
By the evening, it was getting dark and Zong He hadn't come back yet. Tang Wan was a little anxious. Why hadn't he come back yet? Didn't they roll around as agreed?
Tang Wan sent a message to Zong He: Honey, when will you come back?
Zong He: We’ll have dinner at the military headquarters, and it’ll be around 10 o’clock when we’re done.
Tang Wan looked at the catnip that filled the room with a smile, and smiled mischievously. After a busy day, it would be nice to relax. In order to witness this sacred moment of the big cat rolling around, Tang Wan also adjusted the video function and planned to record it and keep it as a treasure.
When Zong He came home after finishing his work, Tang Wan had already washed up. He sat on the soft carpet with a smile and asked Zong He who opened the door: "Are you feeling excited? Can't control the feeling of wanting to turn into your original form and want to roll around?"
Zong He took a look around the bedroom, and looked warily at the row of green plants that Tang Wan had placed in the corner like an array. When he found nothing unusual, he walked into the door with a cold face and closed it.
Tang Wan’s face paused and he thought, no way, why is there no reaction at all?
Zong He asked as he changed his shoes, "Are you full?"
Tang Wan sighed in disappointment, "I'm full."
Zong He asked with concern: "Are you tired today?"
Tang Wan was disappointed, "I'm not tired."
It should be said that he was very excited. He prepared for a whole day, but when the big cat came back, he had no reaction at all. This catnip must be fake, or the genes have overcome the influence of catnip on cats during the evolution of the species.
Zong He undressed himself and told Tang Wan expressionlessly, "Although I don't know what this thing you put out there is, but as you wish, I am indeed very excited."
Tang Wan jumped up excitedly, "Calm down! I don't mean to seduce you!"
Zong He rushed forward, picked up Tang Wan who wanted to run, turned around and pressed him on the bed, "Are these things to refresh me?"
Tang Wan hurriedly explained: "You really misunderstood, this is called catnip, it is called cat spring, medicine on Earth..."
"aphrodisiac?"
Tang Wan was about to cry, "No, no, no, it's just a way of saying it."
The more you explain, the bigger the misunderstanding becomes!
Zong He grabbed the two hands struggling in front of him and pushed them directly to the top of Tang Wan's head, and said cooperatively: "Okay, I'm excited."
Tang Wan: “…”
Ever since they rolled into the bed, the Marshal can no longer sleep quietly every night!
The next morning, Tang Wan pinched his waist and directed Ji Yan in a hoarse voice to take out all the catmints. It would be best if they were buried at the ends of the earth. He never wanted to see them again!
fraud!
All the knowledge you had before is useless in this world, or you’ll be the one that gets screwed!
Luo Bingjun even happily made a return visit: "How is catnip? Is it good-looking? Is it easy to raise?"
Tang Wan gritted his teeth and told the other party: "...Okay! Very good!"
Luo Bingjun called back happily: "That's good. If you want it again next time, I'll summon it for you. I tell you, I can't use my ability at all when I'm filming movies or singing. I'm so frustrated."
Tang Wan just wants to say that you have nothing better to do than to go to a deserted planet and plant grass! The environmental department thanks you!
Luo Tianwang didn't feel his friend's resentment at all, and even invited him happily: "I found a new game, do you want to play it? It's definitely fun!"
Tang Wan coldly rejected the other party's invitation, "No, I'm not in the mood!"
Luo Bingjun said disappointedly: "Well, I'll go! I was thinking that with a clumsy guy like you as my backup, I can have some sense of existence."
Tang Wan sneered, give up on this idea, I knew you had no good intentions!
At this time, Xu Mi's voice came from the other side: "You are not allowed to play games anymore, go practice singing, practice ten more times!"
"Fuck your ancestors! Practice every day, do I make a living with this? My family is extremely wealthy, if you don't perform well, you can go home and inherit a fortune of hundreds of billions! You can also become my noble, and you have to kneel down and call me daddy when you see me! Why are you so fierce?"
Xu Mi was so angry that she yelled, "Fuck you! Fuck you! You have to fuck me, get out of here!"
Tang Wan, who was originally in a bad mood, was amused by the other side. If Xu Mi continued to follow Luo Bingjun, it would be easy for him to get angry and become bald. He must be going crazy!
"Brother Xu Mi, do you want to be my agent? Dump him! Follow me, follow me!" Tang Wan shouted, hoping for chaos in the world: "I will pay you a salary. I need someone to maintain my positive image. Please take me with you!"
Xu Mi's side was as silent as death. After half a minute, Brother Xu Mi finally managed to utter: "You two ancestors, please let me go!"
Tang Wan was disappointed, "That's such a pity."
Xu Mi was also tired. With Tang Wan's status, who would dare to maintain his image? If he failed to do so, he would be in trouble.
Luo Bingjun stared at Xu Mi secretly, "You actually feel rejected, haha, Wan, let the lion eat him, no, throw the little fat man over here and knock him out!"
Tang Wan hung up the phone in disgust, it was so noisy!
After a while, Xu Mi sent a message to Tang Wan: If you need someone to protect your image, I can take over temporarily. If I can meet someone better in the future, I will quit.
Tang Wan said gratefully: "Thank you so much, Brother Dami. I really need an agent. I didn't need one before, but now I urgently need one! I'll pay you a salary!"
Xu Mi also understood that Tang Wan was worried about being defamed by people with ulterior motives after he announced his identity. He has many fans and they are diverse. If he doesn't guide them well, it will be easy for others to take advantage of them.
Xu Mi: I don't need you to pay me a salary. I can just deduct it from Luo Bingjun's salary. You just do what you should do. Just tell me when there is something wrong. Don't make my best secrets public.
Tang Wan was so moved that he sent the other party an emoticon of kneeling and kowtowing, with tears in his eyes. He accidentally got a capable agent. When good luck comes, it is really unstoppable.
However, after seeing Tang Wan's expression, Xu Mi couldn't help but twitch his mouth, because he felt that if something really happened, Tang Wan would be more difficult to deal with than Luo Bingjun, because Tang Wan was even more shameless than Luo Bingjun. What kind of people are they!
Tang Wan was in a better mood, ate an extra half bowl of rice at noon, and told Ji Yan: "I will be broadcasting live for an hour this afternoon. Check the lawn. I want to put them all out to dry in the sun!"
Ji Yan asked worriedly, "Are you well from your cold? Don't you need to rest for a while?"
Tang Wan kicked a chair with a red face, "...Okay."
Ji Yan obediently lifted up the chair and looked at Tang Wan with some surprise. Why was he still angry? Isn't it a good thing to be okay?
In the afternoon, Tang Wan called out the three sled dogs, the fox, the cat, the rabbit, and the parrot and let them roam free on the grass.
The little lion dog still lay lazily on the ground, and no one bothered to pay attention to it. After a long time, even the cats at home were not afraid of it. Some kittens even thought that the sunshine around it was good, and came to bask in the sun with it. After a long time, everyone found that it was really not aggressive, and it became more and more courageous. One kitten even climbed on its back and fell asleep.
As soon as Tang Wan started the live broadcast and the scene turned, the audience laughed: It was confirmed that all the cute pets in Tang Tang’s family can coexist peacefully!
Soon the little lion will grow into a giant, and then all the kittens can lie on it and bask in the sun!
Tangtang, just show your face. We all know what you look like. You are still wearing that cat mask. Is that interesting?
The most down-to-earth noble! Madam Marshal, what shall we talk about today? The old monk on the mountain?
A million blood letters are sent to ask for someone to show their face on live broadcast, let’s have fun together!
Tang Wan was helpless, "Haven't we gotten used to it over the past year?"
At this time, a low "meow" sound was heard, which was obviously threatening. The camera turned and found that the Husky and a pure white Great Plains cat were fighting. The cat was also an adult, weighing more than ten pounds. It jumped up and slapped the Husky several times.
Erha only knows how to howl and bark, and doesn't know how to fight back. Tang Wan helplessly introduced them to everyone, "They never win a fight, but never lose a quarrel. In fact, there is a nickname for the three of them: the three sled fools."
Audience: ………Poof!!
Next, Tang Wan responsibly told everyone the origin of the three sled dogs, and put his arms around Alaska's neck and rubbed it. This chubby big dog is still super cute when he is not crazy.
At this time, Tang Wan's communicator vibrated. Tang Wan clicked it and saw a voice message from the crazy Robe. He didn't think much about it and clicked it.
Crazy Robbe: "Brother, the guy who kneels down and calls dad is the marshal, right? When you have time to play games again, take me with you. I want to learn tactics from him."
Tang Wan: “…”
audience:"……"
Now, everyone knows that the game ID "Kneel down and call daddy" belongs to the Marshal!
So cool, handsome, and domineering!
Tang Wan suddenly felt that this name damaged the image of the Marshal and was too immodest, so he quickly explained: "I was just playing with him, and I picked the name myself, just casually."
The audience was all shocked. Soon, all the fans on Tang Wan's Weibo also knew that the Marshal's wife particularly worshipped the Marshal. She even chose an ID that could make others kneel down and call her daddy when playing games. She must have believed that the Marshal was omnipotent. As for why the Marshal played such a civilian game, it was because the Marshal's wife begged him to do it. Don't you understand?
Fans also listed a hundred short stories in which the beautiful Marshal's wife acts coquettishly to the Marshal. They are written very clearly and vividly, and can make people imagine countless erotic stories.
Due to his mixed feelings of respect and hatred for Zong He, Duke Tang secretly exposed his sister-in-law's identity during his brother's live broadcast, letting everyone in the empire know that the high-ranking marshal was actually very afraid of his wife. Unfortunately, after the exposure, he felt that his brother was taken away from him, and his depression did not improve much. The rumors on the Internet made him even more uncomfortable. If he hadn't lost his brother, his brother would not have married Zong He. Duke Tang simply picked up a carving knife and cut a piece of wood into sawdust in anger.
Tang Wan took a deep breath when he saw the comments on Weibo. He felt that he couldn't get better. What Robbe said was too inappropriate! At this time, Zong He sent him a picture, "I found this for sale on the way back. You should like it."
Tang Wan clicked it and saw that it was a cute giant panda pendant.
"You want to buy it for me?"
"I'm going to build you a big one."
"make?"
"Mecha, about ten meters high."
Tang Wan asked in astonishment: "...Should I drive out?"
Zong He said calmly: "Yes, mecha is a man's romance."
Tang Wan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "It's the romance of a straight man! Don't take it home, it's too hard to get rid of it!"
Someone on the other side must have heard Tang Wan shouting, so he asked, "Marshal, are you still doing it?"
Tang Wan quickly shouted: "Don't do it! It's useless to do it!"
Zong He said seriously, "Of course, Madam usually says no when she really wants it."
Tang Wan was stunned, then blushed. When the hell did he get this illusion? !
Three days later, when a mecha as tall as a three-story building and shaped exactly like a fat panda was delivered to his house, Tang Wan was numb. It was true that he liked pandas, but he didn't like all pandas!
No matter where you are in the house, as long as you look in this direction, you can see the steel panda. Tang Wan didn't find it cute at all. He just thought it had a ferocious look and could shoot out rays of light or flatten a building in the next second.
But Zong He still thought that his gift was very good. Tang Wan was very happy when he gave her a ring last time. This time, he also catered to her. Facing the other party's eyes seeking praise, Tang Wan said tiredly: "Just put it here, I won't open it, I can't do it."
Zong He encouraged: "Don't be afraid, go up and take a look."
Tang Wan refused to get in, "I don't know how to drive!"
"It's okay, you have to be confident!"
"God damn confidence, this is not a question of confidence! I can't drive it!"
Zong He frowned, "You can tell how it opens after just one look."
Tang Wan suddenly felt that his IQ had been destroyed.
Zong He said seriously: "You must learn to protect yourself. When necessary, it will become a weapon to protect you."
"Where does so much danger come from!"
"Soldiers should be prepared for danger in times of peace."
"I refuse!"
Zong He was also a little angry, "Why?"
“It’s too ugly, okay?”
Zong He: "...You obviously like this kind of thing, your eyes light up when you look at the picture of this thing."
"But it's really ugly to make such a big behemoth!" Tang Wan patiently coaxed: "Actually, I think it's really unnecessary. I have you, I'm not afraid of danger, you are my God of War."
Zong He was silent for a while, then suddenly laughed, "That makes sense, let's put it there."
Tang Wan: “…”
In fact, he really wanted to give it away!
Tang Wan couldn't stand the threat of seeing this huge steel panda every time. He took a selfie with the huge panda as the background and posted it on Weibo: My dear knows that I like pandas, so he made one for me. Sorry, I plan to give it away.
The fans' first reaction was: WTF! His real face is revealed!
I laughed so hard when I realized what was going on: Wow! It's worthy of being a gift from the Marshal! It's so manly!
I gave you a steel panda. We mortals don’t understand the Marshal’s romance!
The key point is Tang Tangsheng’s hopeless look!
Hahahahahahahahaha Such a big panda! Hahahahaha~
Don't give it away! Sell it to me, I'll take it at any price!
I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe. I, Tang Tang, was a beautiful woman, but now she looked like she had lost all hope in life!
When Tang Wan saw them laughing, he felt even more unbalanced. No one comforted him. Could these fans be fake?
Someone else asked: My Tang, you are obviously good-looking, why do you have to rely on talent to make a living?
Tang Wan replied to him: Maybe I married well, after all, no one would give me a steel panda.
Fans laughed again, feeling sorry for Tang Wan, wondering how he survived the time when the Marshal was in a coma? It was heartbreaking to think about it. But they couldn't stop laughing. The Marshal loved him to the core, and even spent time to send him a gift, but it was a pity that it was not romantic at all.
There is also a group of little lemons who will be sour tomorrow and say that they will kick over Tang Wan’s dog food and ask him to stop showing off his affection!
Tang Wan was exhausted and called two soldiers over, "Please pack this mecha for me, I want to give it to someone else."
The two soldiers asked in surprise: "Give it away? This is a gift from the marshal to you!"
"The Marshal will be angry when he comes back."
Tang Wan turned his head and saw the big head of the panda again. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "No, it must be sent. Find a cargo ship and send it to Duke Tang's house. Give it to the young Duke Tang. Then tell him that I can't play with it and let him drive it for fun."
That night, Zong He came back and found that the gift he had given was gone, and he was very unhappy.
Tang Wan hugged his neck and coaxed him, "You didn't give my brother anything when we got married. Don't you think you are too ignorant? I am the only reliable family member. How can you be a brother? Are you his brother?"
Zong He frowned and suddenly felt that what Tang Wan said made sense.
"I can just summon a real giant panda from now on. It will be done soon. I will give the giant steel bear to my brother as a gift for our younger generation when we get married."
Zong He pondered for a moment, then nodded slowly, "Do you want to add something else? Is one too little?"
Tang Wan suppressed a smile, "It's all right, whatever you want to give me."
Zong He immediately told Lin Bo, "Go to the military and order a fighter plane, and send it to the child so that he can fly it for fun."
As for the money... Zong He took advantage of Tang Wan's inattention and winked at Lin Bo, "Take it from you!"
Lin Bo: “…”
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After receiving the Iron Panda, Duke Tang happily sat on the balcony and quietly admired the big toy. It was so cute no matter how he looked at it. As long as it was given by his brother, it was the best. From the gift his brother gave him, it can be seen that his brother still cares about him!
The fighter plane didn't get such a good treatment. The little duke was still a little upset about the person who took his brother away. After admiring the panda's heroic appearance, the little duke took a big step in his life: Brother, I'm in the capital, can we meet in person? QAQ (Fat lop-eared rabbit stands on its legs and bows to be cute.jpg)
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