Early in the morning, a strange electronic voice suddenly sounded in Tang Wan's mind, which scared Tang Wan so much that he sat up.
The Marshal, whose mental strength was already injured and who had to sleep for a long time to nourish his soul, was awakened by his partner. Zong He looked at Tang Wan's panic with an angry face, put his paw pad on Tang Wan's forehead and gently crushed it. "Idiot! With him here, what's there to be afraid of?"
Tang Wan looked around vigilantly, seriously suspecting that he had just heard something wrong. He found that there was only the kitten in front of him and Zong He was gone. Tang Wan breathed a sigh of relief, "Da Zhuang, when did you come?"
Tang Wan's expression softened and he gently touched the kitten's head. After comforting it, he lay down again, hugged the kitten to his chest, and let the little guy continue to sleep.
At this time, the strange electronic voice in my mind sounded again: "The Earth Pet System has been successfully upgraded and now becomes the Earth Animal System. This system exchanges animals based on the popularity of the owner. Previously, there were only cute pets, but now they are divided into levels according to the evolutionary history and size of the animals, from invertebrates to vertebrates.
The order of exchange is: protozoa → cnidarians → flatworms → nematodes + annelids → molluscs → arthropods → fish → amphibians → reptiles → birds and mammals.
There are many other side quests, please explore freely."
After Tang Wan heard what the system said, his mouth twitched. Are you serious about protozoa? Are they like paramecium, heliozoa, and malarial parasites? !
Then he looked again, damn! All his points were deducted! Rubbish system! Automatic deduction! Shameless!
This system has no binding force and its functions are relatively simple. When the popularity value is high, new animals can be unlocked. He has already unlocked the mythical animal llama. The next step is to buy a lion. He has already named it Simba.
Now, all the points are used to upgrade the system!
Tang Wan opened the system button with his mind and couldn't help laughing: Are the paramecium and earthworms serious? What does he want these things for?
Are people supposed to look at the magnified Paramecium and exclaim: Oh my! What a perfect shoe horn!
Licking the insole of the screen, creature~
What a cute worm! Give it a kiss!
Wow~ The head is as cute as the butt. I seem to see perfect facial features on it. So beautiful~
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The person who can say such a thing must be mentally ill!
After seeing the rest, Tang Wan gradually calmed down. The rest was even more amazing, covering almost all species on Earth, from small to large, including cats such as Siberian tigers and jaguars, as well as rare animals such as Asian elephants, Yangtze alligators, golden monkeys, and giant pandas... giant pandas? !
There are giant pandas!!
Tang Wan sat up excitedly again: This is so awesome!
Zong He, who was sleeping in a daze on Tang Wan's chest, was bounced up again, and pressed a claw on Tang Wan's neck, his teeth bared, and his golden eyes were cold without a trace of warmth, as if he was looking at a prey that was about to die under his claws! After seeing that it was Tang Wan, Zong He's beard trembled with anger, and he retracted his claws and walked to the bed. He wanted to leave now, and couldn't sleep anymore!
Tang Wan reached out, grabbed the kitten's tail, and threw it down~
"Where are you going, baby?"
Zong He struggled angrily, trying to crawl out from under Tang Wan's chest. He couldn't move his claws against Tang Wan, and he couldn't break free with his current body strength. Zong He even thought about suddenly growing bigger and scaring Tang Wan to tears. But if that happened, Tang Wan would know that he was a little kitten before. Tang Wan knew how many embarrassing things he had done when he was weak before. The Marshal didn't want to recall those dark histories at all. It was too embarrassing!
Tang Wan saw the two little paws struggling to get out, making the sheets rustle, and he hugged her tighter with a wicked smile, squeezing out a sentence through his teeth: "Little darling, you can't escape from my palm!"
The hair on Zong He's head suddenly stood up. How dare you tease him? !
Tang Wan thought he had teased him too much, so he picked him up with a smile, stroked the hair on his head and gently smoothed it, "Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore, just go back to sleep."
The kitten crawled to the edge of the bed, and it seemed that it wanted to stay away from him and leave at any time. Tang Wan quickly moved to the side, indicating that he really wouldn't make trouble anymore and told it to go to sleep.
Looking at the back of the system, Tang Wan was even more shocked. There were even ancient creatures that had long been extinct, such as Tyrannosaurus and saber-toothed tigers. However, the points at the back were very high, and the high points were charged by 100 million. Tang Wan took a deep breath. Since he could see it, he had to hold on to hope. What was that saying? Yes, people must have dreams. What if they come true?
First, own a panda!
For Gungun's sake, he could forgive the paramecium and the earthworm.
Technology is advanced now. It is not like before when the audience could only watch the blogger live broadcast and interact with him through messages and language. Now the touch, taste, smell and other functions have been turned on. Within a specific range, after turning on this function, the audience watching the live broadcast will feel like they are in the scene. For example, when you cook, the audience can smell the aroma and even feel the temperature. If you bring a cat into the live broadcast range, the audience can even feel what its fur feels like and what the flesh on its body feels like. Under such conditions, as long as he works hard, he can accumulate more popularity. I don’t believe it, but he still can’t buy a panda?
Feeling the fighting spirit coming from above his head, Zong He raised his head and let out a puzzled "Ah!" What's going on again?
Tang Wan looked at the kitten in front of him in bewilderment. This was the first time he heard Da Zhuang cry. He had always thought that Da Zhuang had a problem with his voice. When he heard the “Ah Wu”, Tang Wan couldn’t help but said, “Poof!”
Tang Wan laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh, "Hahaha, you're a cat and you can't even meow! What's 'aww'? Hahahaha~~"
Zong He's eyes became darker and darker. He pressed Tang Wan's mouth with his claws, and the tips of his claws were looming in anger. He was a tiger! Not a cat! What the hell is meowing! The next second, Tang Wan pinched Zong He's armpits with both hands and lifted him up.
The two of them looked at each other, Tang Wan's eyes with a smirk were so close, Zong He raised his paw in annoyance and pressed it on Tang Wan's mouth, "Hold it! Smile! I'll make you laugh!" Zong He was so angry that his two cat ears were pressed back, almost flat, and the airplane ears were particularly scary.
Tang Wan was amused again. He put the kitten on his lap and rubbed its head. "You still dare to give me a flying ear? That's fine, young man. Why are you so fierce? Let me see if you can do it again?"
I have to say, ignorance is really scary. Tang Wan, a human who is more than a thousand years behind, is the first human who dares to rub the marshal's head and still lives well.
Zong He looked at Tang Wan "seeking death" with an expressionless face, and made another note about Tang Wan in the little notebook in his heart!
Tang Wan laughed enough, stroked the cat's head, smoothed out the messy hair on top of it, and coaxed it earnestly: "Baby, you want to meow, don't meow, cats all know how to meow, meow for daddy to hear."
Seeing that he didn't move, Tang Wan pinched the kitten's paw and said, "Even though it's a cub, it's too weak. Why can't it speak yet? It can't even call. Come, learn from me, meow meow meow~"
Zong He bared his teeth impatiently, "Ah!"
In Tang Wan's view, the baby in his arms let out an "Ah Wu" in a baby voice, which was so cute!
"Hahaha~" Tang Wan couldn't help but hugged the kitten and kissed it several times, "Oh! What a cute kitten~~"
Zong He exhaled, and simply closed his eyes in Tang Wan's arms and continued to sleep. If you look closely, you can see that under the soft ear hair, the ears are already pink. Kissing at every turn, this fiery personality made the Marshal, who always adhered to the principles of "the hard fist is the truth" and "don't force it if you can do it", unable to bear it. He silently retracted his claws and grabbed with his two front paws. A man should not argue with his wife. Marrying such a fool who can't even distinguish species, I accept my fate.
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In the afternoon, Tang Wan began to prepare for the live broadcast. He had packed all the pet supplies and asked Lin Bo to send them to him after he settled down. Unexpectedly, the divorce was not completed and the things were still needed. Tang Wan asked someone to move a few things out of the warehouse, which were small toys for the furry children. The big items were not moved because they had to move to the Marshal's Mansion of Dixing tomorrow.
Tang Wan's previous bedroom has been vacated. Just lay a large carpet on the floor and put some small toys and a food bowl on it. That's enough.
It has been more than ten days since I last livestreamed. Fans don't want to see new things, but want to see the furry kids. According to public opinion, Tang Wan plans to have the lop-eared rabbit Robey, the hamster brothers Da Mao and Er Mao, and the talkative cockatiel Xiao Cunfeng appear tonight. The raccoon likes to play in the water, and the alpaca is too big, so he will do a separate livestream another day.
After having dinner early in the evening, Tang Wan went into the live broadcast room on time: Earth Cute Pets Live Broadcast Room. The name is simple and straightforward, and people know what it means at a glance.
As soon as Tang Wan came online, the number of people in the live broadcast room skyrocketed to 1.5 million within half a minute, and the number is still growing rapidly.
As soon as Tang Wan, who had used high technology to make a cat mask on his face, appeared, his fans wailed: We thought you were seduced by some little bitch!
Tang Wan laughed, "The only one who can seduce me is a cat, right Da Zhuang?"
The kitten sleeping outside the live broadcast area yawned, walked out of the door, and went back to the bedroom to sleep. Tang Wan curled his lips. This lazy kitten never cooperated!
Then Tang Wan stretched out his hand, palm facing down, as if he was going to use summoning power. He kept lying that he was summoning power, summoning a more exotic, cute pet on Earth that had never existed before, otherwise it would be difficult to explain where it came from, and it would easily attract the attention of those who were interested.
The elegant voice said gently: "Your little cutie is about to go online, please check it out~"
"Miss, give me a kiss~ua!"
"Little beauty, ua!"
"Little brother, ua!"
"Daddy, can you sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star? I can! Spin around with the magic of love~"
An extremely beautiful cockatiel appeared and started to make a nasty noise with its head tilted. Tang Wan immediately regretted that he should have let this talkative kid out at the last minute!
The author has something to say: I was thinking the wrong thing yesterday, and I'm going to reflect on it now! Hehehe~ Today is a holiday, your cat should go out for a walk, relax, and come back to write in the evening!
Thank you all for your mines~ By the way, Nanbeibei classmate, you really didn't make a mistake in throwing deep water, right? qaq I only have three chapters, and you threw deep water. I feel so guilty. I threw 1 mine.
South, South, North, North threw 2 deep-water torpedoes
Sugar chestnut threw 1 mine
Inexplicably followed you and threw a mine
The lost puppet threw 1 mine
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