For a partner like Tang Wan, beating? Those who beat their wives are beasts!
Education? The Marshal knew how to educate his subordinates, but he had never experienced educating a partner.
The Marshal has only one way to deal with people like Tang Wan who always tease him and make him angry: If I can't afford to offend him, I will hide.
The capable and invincible marshal was defeated by Tang Wan in his entire life. He was so angry that he found a place to turn back into a human.
Tang Wan was still excited about Da Zhuang being able to talk, and always wanted to tease the child to talk. He found that the little boy had sneaked away, and wanted to go find him. Just as he reached the door, he was blocked by a tall figure. Tang Wan's forehead almost hit the other person's shoulder, and his expression suddenly changed from teasing just now to serious, "Zong He, you're back."
Zong He was sullen, "Yeah."
Tang Wan saw that he looked unhappy and thought he was tired, so he stepped aside to let him in. "If you are tired, take a rest. Have you eaten dinner? I'll have someone bring it to you."
Zong He moved sideways, blocking Tang Wan's way, and stopped him from leaving. "Eat it."
Tang Wan blinked his eyes. The Marshal seemed to be in a bad mood. "What's wrong with you? Did someone make you angry?"
Zong He looked at Tang Wan's innocent and confused face with a dim gaze, "Yeah."
Tang Wan became serious, and carried forward the spirit of friendship between husbands and wives. He patted Zong He's shoulder, pressed him hard, and gave him strength. "You are the marshal of the empire. You must have a firm will and a spirit of steel in front of outsiders. You don't have to pretend like this at home. If you are angry, you must speak out, don't hold it in."
Zong He: “…”
Tang Wan sympathized with Zong He. Outsiders portrayed him as an invincible legend. In their eyes, Zong He was an unshakable hero who could stand upright even with broken bones. Zong He should be the most tired person.
"Alright, alright," Tang Wan stroked Zong He's head like he was touching a big cat, ruffling his black hair, "Don't be angry anymore. I'll tell you something happy. Da Zhuang can talk now. There's nothing wrong with his IQ."
The corner of Zong He's mouth twitched. He grabbed Tang Wan's hand and hugged Tang Wan in his arms. He didn't want Tang Wan to see his expression that was so angry that he was about to explode.
Tang Wan felt the body holding him tense, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, and he gently patted Zong He's back, "You are also very excited, I know you are happy, you should say it out loud if you are happy, don't hold it in."
Zong He pressed Tang Wan against the door, rested his forehead on the top of Tang Wan's head, gritted his teeth, and was so angry that he wanted to bite someone.
Tang Wan had a look on his face that said, "I know how you feel. I understand that you can't easily express your feelings." He was still trying his best to comfort Zong He. He raised his hand and tried it out. Finally, he mustered up the courage to hug Zong He's waist and tried to make his expression look calm. "It's just that I don't know what's wrong with this child. He ran away by himself."
Zong He lowered his eyes and looked at the red tips of Tang Wan's ears, then his gaze moved down to Tang Wan's pursed lips, his eyes becoming darker and darker. When Tang Wan wanted to say something again, Zong He took a deep breath and didn't want to endure it anymore. He lowered his head and blocked this chattering mouth. The anger that had accumulated for a day finally found an outlet, and his unhappy mood was instantly cured.
The self-taught Marshal finally found a way to deal with his dissatisfaction and did not give Tang Wan any chance to refuse.
Tang Wan was kissed so hard that he didn't want to talk anymore. When he glared at him angrily, Zong He raised his head and hugged Tang Wan tightly, making it impossible for him to run away. "I heard from Uncle Lin that you want my contact number?"
Tang Wan turned his head and sneered, "Haha, I don't want it anymore."
Zong He raised the corner of his mouth and looked at Tang Wan's sparkling lips in a very good mood, "I'll give it to you."
"No, I don't want it! Don't give it to me!" Tang Wan pushed the person who held him in his arms in a bad mood. There was a door behind him, so he had nowhere to hide. There were so many people at home, what if he was seen by others? Couldn't he pay attention to his image? !
"Do you want it?" Zong He narrowed his eyes and wanted to lower his head again.
Tang Wan's body froze, his heart pounding, "I want I want I want!"
Zong He smiled, "So anxious?"
Tang Wan's face flushed red, and he was so angry that he wanted to curse, "Have some shame! Are you a black heart?"
Uncle Lin came down from upstairs and silently reminded them, "If you two have anything to do, go into the house and close the door."
"Yeah." Zong He hugged Tang Wan's waist tightly, turned around and closed the door.
Tang Wan covered his face and said, "What are you talking about? This is a huge misunderstanding!"
Tang Wan finally got Zong He's contact number. The moment he added him as a friend, Tang Wan felt that it was not easy at all. He was not proud at all for getting the private contact number of the Imperial Marshal.
After being held at the door by Zong He for a while, Tang Wan finally got his freedom. He walked around the house but couldn't find Da Zhuang, so he simply let Jin Xiaopang out and held him in his arms for a long time. Only then did he feel relieved. A cat that knows how to act coquettishly is a good cat!
Just as Tang Wan was combing Jin Xiaopang's hair, a large cat with a body over two meters long and a smooth neck that almost reached the ground came quietly behind Tang Wan and blew on his neck, "Whoosh!"
Tang Wan shrank his neck and turned his head, his eyes lit up, and he hugged the big cat's neck, fuck! This little devil, who had been a hooligan for a long time, actually tried to please him in this way, but he couldn't control his hands at all, he was so angry!
Zong He grabbed Tang Wan's sleeve and dragged him back to the bedroom. At night, Tang Wan curled up in the big cat's arms like a loser. While scolding Zong He for being a scheming cat, he held him tightly and slept very soundly.
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Early in the morning, Tang Wan was lying on the bed checking his Weibo. I wonder if anyone else was free and posted on Tieba to discuss what he looked like. Many people wanted to see his real face. Many people guessed that he was not good-looking, maybe with small eyes, a flat nose, a face full of pockmarks and a small bald head, or why he never showed his face. If he looked good, why didn't he show his face?
Tang Wan sneered, they are the ones who are ugly! They are ugly in their household registration books!
But there was no need for him to show up out of anger. He didn't know how his original body died, or whether he had any enemies. It was better to have less trouble than more.
Many people left messages online, hoping to cooperate with him, usually to do business, and many wanted to invite him to work in their company, to study genes or something. Worried that Tang Wan couldn't see it, they asked someone to swipe the comments and push the messages to the top. Tang Wan read it silently, glanced at him, still pretending to be blind, and turned around to send a Weibo: Should we do a live broadcast today?
The comments quickly came in: Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
Please broadcast!
Hurry up~ Please broadcast +1!
Please broadcast + ID card code!
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They are like a group of hungry goblins, all of them are crying for food. Tang Wan is also considering what to broadcast live? Buy a few more cats. If there is a second one, there will be a third one. Now Da Zhuang has completely accepted Jin Xiaopang. To be exact, he is too lazy to pay attention to Jin Xiaopang. Then can he hold Hua Xiaopang, Orange Xiaopang, Tall Xiaopang, and Short Xiaopang?
After Zong He finished washing and came back to change his clothes, he saw Tang Wan lying on the bed, tapping his fingers in the air. Tang Wan was playing with something he couldn't see. He had noticed before that Tang Wan was not on guard against the cub "Da Zhuang", and his partner was hiding a little secret.
Tang Wan didn't realize that Zong He had returned until he heard the sound of Zong He opening the closet, and then he shrank into the quilt and hid himself. Zong He sometimes walked without making any sound, especially when he was not wearing military boots. He was like a cat, with his long legs taking a step of more than one meter and coming up behind you without making any noise. Tang Wan gritted his teeth, his legs were shamefully long.
In Zong He's opinion, Tang Wan's action was no different from that of the little hamster that Tang Wan raised himself, which could hide food. After changing clothes, Zong He saw that Tang Wan didn't come out yet, so he tucked the quilt in for him, making it difficult for him to get out.
Tang Wan struggled to pull open the quilt and glared at Zong He unhappily. Did he deserve it?
Zong He raised his eyebrows and said seriously: "I'm afraid you'll be cold."
Tang Wan rolled his eyes. No one would believe that!
At this time, someone on Weibo said: The raccoon hasn’t appeared for a long time, I miss it!
Yes, it has been a long time since the washing came out! Let it come!
Scrub! Scrub! Scrub!
I just found out today that the species that was washing its hands was a raccoon!
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When Tang Wan saw this, his eyes lit up, and he said to Da Zhuang: As a blogger who dotes on his fans, I decided to let Xishasha come out. Let's cook together. My cooking is really delicious. Do you want to try it?
The comments were full of wailing: I don’t want to! I drool every time I’m greedy, I advise you to be kind!
No! You want me to not want to eat for the whole day!
After watching you cook I feel like what I eat is garbage!
Don’t look at it, don’t look at it, just wash it out, don’t cook!
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Eat Sleep Lu Da Zhuang: Okay, in response to the strong request of the majority of fans, we will start the live broadcast of cooking at 10:30 this afternoon. Come out and help me wash the vegetables. See you there~
Fans were furious: You bad guy! It must be because you are not good-looking that your mind is so twisted!
But I still couldn't help wanting to see it, I was already greedy.
Tangtang, you don't love me anymore? Are you going to torture my taste buds again?
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Tang Wan sneered, you ignorant people are just used to eating nutrient solution, you have never seen what delicious food looks like, your tongue has degenerated, he is doing this to restore your sense of taste to normal, let you know the profoundness of Chinese cuisine! He uses his cooking skills from being single for 25 years in his previous life and supporting himself as a guarantee!
Zong He took two pieces of clothes for Tang Wan and threw them in front of Tang Wan. "I have to go to the military headquarters today and will be back for lunch at noon."
Tang Wan turned over and sat up with his head that had been sleeping like a bird's nest. "Then I'll help you cook. Do you want to eat anything?"
Zong He didn't even think about it, "Meat." He liked everything as long as it was meat.
Tang Wan shrugged, "Okay, I'll try my best to make you weigh 300 kilograms."
Zong He asked curiously, "I'm so fat, aren't you afraid that I'll crush you to death?"
Tang Wan threw a pillow at him. How could he speak such vulgar words so seriously?
Zong He tilted his head and slapped the pillow back, saying helplessly, "You have such a spoiled temper. I spoiled you." He was quite proud of it.
Tang Wan held his forehead with his hand. What else could he say? I just wanted to say that I hope you are happy.
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At noon, Tang Wan decided to cook a few more dishes. Someone in the kitchen would buy ingredients every day. Because Zong He liked to eat meat, he would buy all kinds of meat every day. Tang Wan picked and chose, and decided to make soy sauce beef at noon, a special Wuxi meat bone, and a special dish he liked, Dongbi Dragon Ball. He also took some lamb ribs, and made cumin lamb chops for him because he saw that Zong He liked it very much. Of course, green vegetables are indispensable. The meat belongs to Zong He, and the vegetables belong to him. There must also be fragrant rice. With the help of the chef, Tang Wan selected the ingredients and filled a small cart.
Soon, it was half past ten, and Tang Wan started the live broadcast on time and laid out the ingredients in a row.
The audience first exclaimed: Your kitchen is so big!
Then I was attracted by the ingredients and cried: It’s over, today is another destruction on my taste buds!
Tang Wan smiled and said, "I know you all want to watch me cook, so I want to satisfy you."
The audience was so angry that they laughed and threw gifts at him: Okay, okay, you have the final say, who makes you talented?
At this time, the Imperial Genetic Safety Center received hundreds of reporting emails from all over the empire: the Star Network Live Broadcast Room ID "Earth Cute Pet Live Broadcast Room" was suspected of changing species genes and enslaving cubs. Relevant departments were requested to ban the account and conduct a thorough investigation.
Hundreds of complaints at once made the Empire's genetic safety department alert.
At this time, a supervisor from the Genetic Safety Department said flatteringly into the communicator: "Don't worry, he won't be able to continue with this after making such a big scene."
The author has something to say: I wanted to go V tomorrow, but I was so busy yesterday that I forgot to apply for V in advance. I can only wait until Monday or Tuesday. I will update ten chapters on the day of V. I hope you will come_(:3」∠)_
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