Chapter 41 Hello, Brother Hemorrhoids!



Chapter 41 Hello, Brother Hemorrhoids!

As soon as Xue Qian entered the door, he saw Lu Siheng, and the smile on his face disappeared instantly.

No! Why is Lu Siheng here? When did he become so close to the Su family?

The three men looked at each other, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense and awkward.

Su Anan left the battlefield in small steps: [Hurry up, hurry up, the smell of gunpowder is already rising, don't let innocent people get hurt. ]

Su Jingyan grabbed Su Anan who was about to escape, then looked at her with a fake smile and said, "Where are you going? Stay here! You are not allowed to go anywhere."

Su Anan looked around, trying to find someone who could save her. System: [Don't look anymore. No one can save you. Who told you to open the door so quickly? I didn't have time to stop you just now because you rushed over.]

Su Anan collapsed and said: [Then my actions are faster than my brain. I can only blame Xue Qian for his sudden visit! ]

Su Jingyan and Lu Siheng: ...You are quite good at passing the buck.

Xue Qian looked at the brother and sister, then looked at Lu Siheng who was standing next to them. He suddenly didn't know whether he should take out the medicine.

After all, these medicines are not ordinary medicines, and I don’t know whether Lu Siheng knows that Su Jingyan has hemorrhoids.

But the relationship between the two is so close that they can even come to visit at home, so they must have a very good relationship.

Xue Qian placed the pile of things he was carrying on the table, and then said attentively, "Come and see, come and see, this is the medicine I brought specially for you! It's absolutely effective! Just look at how energetic I am now, and you'll know how effective this medicine is."

Su Jingyan said expressionlessly: "No, I don't need it."

Xue Qian felt that he was embarrassed and that was why he said that, so he continued to persuade him: "Hey, it's not a big deal, just pay a little attention to it. Don't be embarrassed and avoid medical treatment."

Lu Siheng coughed lightly and tried to suppress the corners of his mouth.

Su Anan stood aside with her head lowered, her eyes darting around.

System: [Why doesn't Xue Qian believe your brother's words? Just because he has hemorrhoids, does he think everyone in the world has hemorrhoids?]

Su Anan: [I don't know about that either. I don't know why he misunderstood that my brother had hemorrhoids. My brother was so afraid of getting hemorrhoids that he even shortened his bathroom breaks. The other day I even saw him farting while running to the bathroom. The smell was intoxicating!]

Lu Siheng: Poof! What should I do? I can’t hold it anymore! Su Jingyan ran to the toilet while farting. This scene suddenly came to my mind. What should I do?

He glanced at Su Jingyan's face out of the corner of his eye. It was surprising that this man could be so embarrassed.

Su Jingyan listened to Su Anan's inner thoughts, and a surge of anger rushed to his head. He was almost mad at this stinky girl.

What does it mean to run to the toilet while farting?! Wasn't it because of the mess she made that day that he got an upset stomach?

Su Jingyan took a deep breath and suppressed the anger in his heart. Don’t be angry, don’t be angry, the guests are still here.

Xue Qian kept selling the medicine he brought to Su Jingyan, as if Su Jingyan would suffer a huge loss if he didn't use it.

Su Jingyan walked up to Xue Qian and whispered through gritted teeth, "I said I don't have hemorrhoids!"

Xue Qian shook his head firmly: "I don't believe it unless you let me check it."

Su Jingyan: ...Oh my God! Can a thunderbolt strike this guy to death?

Su Anan and Lu Siheng were almost going crazy with joy in the back. Although the two people spoke in a very low voice, they could still hear it clearly.

Especially Xue Qian, he told Su Jingyan very seriously that he wanted to check.

Lu Siheng turned his head slightly and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with his hands. He hadn't been so happy for a long time. It turned out that it was so joyful to laugh at other people's jokes.

It's a little hard to hold back laughter here, after all, holding back laughter is a very difficult thing.

Su Anan suddenly felt a little sorry for her brother. Why were all his friends so unreliable?

Su Anan: [Do you think my brother has a problem with men? That pervert Tang Zhe likes him, and now Xue Qian also wants to see his butt. How can he be so charming? ]

Lu Siheng:!!! Tang Zhe likes Su Jingyan!

No wonder Su Jingyan and Tang Zhe have become estranged during this period. It seems that these two people grew up together. It is really uncomfortable to be coveted by brothers who grew up together.

From this perspective, Tang Zhe's strange behavior can be understood.

He got together with Jiang Yan and asked Jiang Yan to get close to Su Anan. It is estimated that his ultimate goal is Su Jingyan.

Also, during this period of time, he suddenly said that he recognized Jiang Yan as his godsister. They all thought that these two were together and became a couple, but he suddenly did this.

I guess he was afraid that Su Jingyan would misunderstand.

No wonder! Now a lot of things make sense!

Lu Siheng looked at Su Jingyan not far away, with a hint of pity in his eyes.

Su Anan looked at Lu Siheng next to her and felt that his eyes were a little strange. Why did he look at her brother with such strange eyes? Could it be that he was another person who was bewitched by her brother?

Su Anan: [Tongzi! Hurry up and see what Lu Siheng's eyes mean. Why is he looking at my brother with such sticky eyes? Could it be that he likes my brother too?!]

The more Su Anan thought about it, the more she felt that this was possible. After all, her brother's charm was extraordinary.

Su Jingyan's heart skipped a beat, and then his butt shrank back. What on earth is wrong with these men? There are so many women in the world! Why do they have to fall for him?

Lu Siheng almost choked on his own saliva.

No, how come this girl has such a big imagination!

System: [No way, I didn't notice he likes your brother. Don't let your imagination run wild. How can you judge someone's sexual orientation based on just a glance?]

Su Anan: Then who do you think he likes? He can't be a widower like my brother.

The corners of Su Jingyan and Lu Siheng's mouths twitched. They were really speechless about this girl.

However, the system didn't know how to answer this question, because the book didn't say who Lu Siheng liked, and the system didn't find that he had much interaction with that girl.

Xue Qian was still arguing with Su Jingyan. After all, this was a rare fellow patient of his.

Su Jingyan was forced into a corner by him and directly took out the last physical examination report. The last physical examination report was indeed a comprehensive physical examination, covering both internal medicine and surgery.

"Come on, come on, do you really need me to show you the evidence so you know I don't have hemorrhoids? Come and see!"

He had already said that he no longer had hemorrhoids, but this person insisted on not giving in.

Xue Qian carefully read the medical report. Damn! There really wasn't anything! So he was the only one with hemorrhoids now?

It was originally his secret, but now it is known by three people, one of whom is a girl!

Xue Qian stared blankly at Su Anan in the corner. Su Anan waved at him awkwardly, "Hello, Brother Hemorrhoids."

The three men looked at her at the same time. Su Jingyan and Lu Siheng looked shocked, while Xue Qian looked hurt.

Su Jingyan and Lu Siheng: You did it on purpose, girl! You even poked at my wound on purpose!

Su Anan reacted immediately after seeing them. Oh no, her brain just short-circuited!

"No, no, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean that! I just didn't react for a moment!"

Su Anan quickly bowed and apologized, her face looking like she was about to cry.

It’s all because of this mouth. How could I suddenly blurt out “Hemorrhoid Brother”?

System: [Ah! What a brain you have.]

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