Sitting in the back of the hand-operated tractor, Zhang Ze felt like he was dying. The rough dirt road made him feel nauseous. Meanwhile, the two photographers behind him were sitting in a van, taking pictures leisurely at a distance. The black smoke from the tractor had no effect on the vehicles behind them at all.
The car behind followed leisurely, while Zhang Ze in front became increasingly uncomfortable. Perhaps after getting used to it, he began to become more unrestrained. Xu Peng drove more and more freely, even sticking his buttocks out and shaking them constantly amidst the vibrations, as if he had an urge to dance!
I just can't figure it out. Xu Peng was so well-behaved and sensible just a moment ago, but as soon as he picked up the tractor, he was like a completely different person, letting loose and letting loose. Which one is his true self?
"Xiao Xu, Xiao Xu, slow down! My back is about to fall apart!"
Zhang Ze, sitting in the back, shouted loudly at Xu Peng, but unfortunately, the tractor's sputtering noise was too loud, and coupled with the wind, Xu Peng, who was in front, was completely unaware.
"Hey, what's wrong with Xiao Xu? Why is he driving so fast on such a bad road? It's not like he's on a paved road. Doesn't he have any sense of safety?"
Zhang Ze's mutterings were inaudible to the cameraman in the car behind, but his shouts at Xu Peng were perfectly clear. This was broadcast to the live stream, making everyone laugh. They were surprised that Zhang Ze was so funny, and they found Xu Peng's unrestrained behavior amusing. It was said that Xu Peng's hometown had a tradition of using tractors for wedding processions.
We're used to seeing celebrities basking in the spotlight, but this variety show is the complete opposite. It constantly shows the vulnerable side of celebrities, making viewers feel closer to them and realize that celebrities are just ordinary people too!
Zhang Ze was gesticulating wildly and shouting in the back, while Xu Peng was oblivious to everything in front. The scene was quite a sight, and the two cameras faithfully recorded it all, making the viewers in the live broadcast room laugh.
"Does Xu Peng have hearing problems? Zhang Ze is speaking so loudly, and the two are so close, yet Xu Peng hasn't reacted at all. If anything happens to Zhang Ze, Xu Peng will be in big trouble!"
"The person upstairs who said that has clearly never ridden a tractor. Let me tell you, the engine guard on this kind of tractor is so loud that you have to whisper in its ear to be heard. Now that the two of you are so far apart, Xu Peng definitely can't hear anything!"
"Hehe, you'll know once you sit there!"
"Oh dear, live streaming is great, but I can't leave the room all day long. And not every shot is exciting, but if I leave, I'm afraid I'll miss the exciting shots. Now I don't even dare to go to the toilet, it's so uncomfortable to hold it in."
"Pfft, why didn't you take your phone to the bathroom to check it? I've been in there for half an hour already, damn it, my legs are numb and I can't stand up, help!"
"Heh, huh? Now you know the downsides of bringing your phone, don't you? You think I didn't want to bring my phone?"
"Never mind, it's okay if you missed it. Hunan TV will have an edited version tonight, which is even more exciting and definitely not to be missed."
"Don't talk. I saw Zhang Ze has already gotten off the bus. Oh dear, he threw up. Is he carsick?"
"Hehe, of course. The culprit, Xu Peng, is at a loss. Come to think of it, it's only a ten-minute journey, yet he still got carsick. How can you expect Xu Peng to accept this?"
"This must have been because the car was shaking too much while I was in it. Drinking some water made me feel better."
"Where's the water in the wild? The production crew is so stingy. If we want to beg for a bottle of water, we'll be ripped off. Aren't we already at the melon patch? Picking a watermelon will solve everything. Wait, Xu Peng is already there. He's got a sharp mind!"
Xu Peng was completely stunned. He had only been in the car for a short while, and it was even a split-type truck bed. How could he get carsick and vomit all over the place? But Xu Peng didn't hesitate. He thought that the melon patch was right next to him, and eating some watermelon would probably make him feel better. Seeing that Zhang Ze was only vomiting and had no other symptoms, Xu Peng decisively ran towards the melon patch.
In September, there shouldn't be many watermelons left in the melon field. Due to time constraints, the production team specially planted late-season watermelons, but this is the last season left. They are scattered sparsely in various corners of the melon field. There are definitely no large watermelons left, but they are just right for two people to eat now.
Xu Peng picked out a watermelon weighing six or seven pounds, moved it next to Zhang Ze, took it in his palm, and split the watermelon in two with one slap. Xu Peng handed half of the watermelon to Zhang Ze, saying, "Teacher Zhang, try this watermelon. Eating some will make you feel better."
Zhang Ze, who was initially feeling a bit dejected, was stunned by Xu Peng's amazing feat. "You split a watermelon in half with just one palm strike. That takes real skill!"
Xu Peng scratched his head. "It's nothing. We used to break bricks all the time. One slap and the brick would be in two. Relatively speaking, splitting a watermelon is quite simple."
Zhang Ze laughed and said, "I know it's simple, but to split it so evenly is not simple. It requires a certain skill and palm strength. As for me, I can only throw one punch. It's impossible to achieve the effect you have."
Xu Peng didn't want to argue with Zhang Ze about these superficial things, mainly because it was hard to explain. He quickly urged Zhang Ze, "Teacher Zhang, if you're not feeling well, eat some watermelon. There's no water for you here. Eating some watermelon will make you feel better."
Zhang Ze had a bit of a headache. Did the kid not know the reason at all? But seeing Xu Peng's sincere expression, he thought, "Forget it, why should I argue with a child?"
Although he had eaten a full lunch, noodles don't keep you full for long. Seeing the bright red melon flesh made him hungry again, and the aroma of melon filled the air. Seeing Xu Peng eating heartily with his mouth full of melon juice, looking like he was enjoying it, Zhang Ze silently put the melon in his mouth. Although it was a bit unseemly on camera, the hunger pangs in his stomach after vomiting for a while made Zhang Ze follow his heart and put eating first.
The two men ate large chunks of watermelon, much to the dismay of the cameraman filming nearby. It was the hottest time of day, and who wouldn't want a piece of watermelon to quench their thirst? Unfortunately, he was carrying the camera and couldn't free his hands to eat, so he could only watch helplessly as the two men ate watermelon until their faces were covered in the flesh, while his throat honestly swallowed his saliva.
Xu Peng had just finished eating the watermelon in a few bites when he looked up and saw the two cameramen's resentful looks. He asked hesitantly, "Would you two like some? Or should I go pick another one?"
"No need, no need, we're filming right now, and we don't have time to spare anyway. Whatever makes you happy."
The audience in the live stream burst into laughter. "Xu Peng is such a rascal. He knew the other person couldn't eat it, but he still asked. Everyone knows it's hot outside right now, and having a piece of watermelon is the best enjoyment. By asking, he teased the other person. Doesn't that make them uncomfortable?"
"Isn't this perfect? It's all about hurting each other. Poor Zhang Zeze, he vomited all over the place and has nowhere to complain. Where can he even seek justice?"
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