Guo Fan is a music enthusiast, but unfortunately he is tone-deaf. While others enjoy singing, his singing is deadly. However, he is oblivious to this and remains immersed in music. After countless setbacks, he followed the trend of the internet and became a professional music critic.
Perhaps when God closes a door, He opens a window.
Guo Fan isn't a great singer, but he's made a name for himself online by commentating on songs. He has around 300,000 followers on his live streams, which is decent enough for him, though not the best. He receives a few thousand yuan in fan donations every month, which is enough to make ends meet.
Guo Fan is 1.75 meters tall and of average height, but weighs nearly 200 kilograms. His smile is as pleasing as that of Maitreya Buddha, which has made him famous as Fatty Guo.
Guo Fan used to criticize 70% of the songs by singers in the entertainment industry, calling them worthless. He was known as the judge of the entertainment industry. Although he was not liked by those singers, strangely enough, none of the songs that Guo Fan criticized became popular. Most of them were just a flash in the pan and then disappeared into obscurity.
From then on, Guo Fan, also known as Fatty Guo, became a despicable scoundrel whom singers wanted to get rid of as soon as possible, and a quality indicator in the eyes of fans!
Ever since Fang Yang burst onto the scene, Guo Pangzi has become Fang Yang's number one fan. He worships every song Fang Yang releases and flatters him in every way. He is jokingly called Fang Yang's number one lackey by fans.
Unfortunately, every song by Fang Yang became a huge hit and a classic, leaving Guo Pangzi with no room for argument. As a result, the number of his fans grew, and netizens loved to challenge Guo Pangzi, hoping that one day he would stumble and fall.
With the release of Fang Yang's digital album, a large number of netizens gathered in Guo Pangzi's live broadcast room to listen to the songs. Some people preferred to listen quietly by themselves and then share their thoughts.
Some people like to gather in groups, listen to music together, share their feelings, and listen to others' feelings. To put it simply, they like to join in the fun, and the more people, the better.
Guo Pangzi's fans are mostly of the second type. After the first song, which Guo Pangzi had already commented on before, they skipped it.
The chubby finger swiped across the mouse and clicked on the second song, a very fitting song, "The First Snow of 2002".
Fatty Guo, his chubby face turned toward the camera, said, "My friends, we've already commented on the first song before, so I won't comment on it again today. The next song, judging from the title, should be about the first snow after New Year's Day. It's still snowing outside the window right now, doesn't it evoke a lot of feelings? The music is starting, let's listen carefully!"
Guo Pangzi's live stream room has a lot of thought put into the sound equipment. The sound effect is particularly good, and even the walls have been soundproofed. The listening experience is better than that of more than 98% of music fans, which is a major reason why fans like to listen to music with Guo Pangzi.
The singing was soothing, slowly coming from the speakers. A group of fans were also immersed in the snow-covered eighth floor with Guo Pangzi. A young couple kissed passionately, reluctantly seeing their lover off as he boarded the No. 2 bus that was stopped at the station. Even the cold weather could not change the fact that two warm hearts were drawn together. With each other in love, even Urumqi on a snowy day was full of spring.
Pressing the pause button, Fatty Guo looked dejected. "This time I'm going to criticize the foreign god. On such a cold, snowy day, he still has to severely attack us single dogs. The beautiful scene is unbearable to look at. Although the scene is beautiful, it is full of the sour smell of love, which makes people feel heartbroken!"
"Fatty, I support you! Down with those lovey-dovey people! Showing off your love will get you killed!"
"Is Yang Shen in love? My heart is broken, I'm so sad!"
"Although I felt sad, the scene was captivating, like a painting, very Western, a scene I always see!"
"I'm from the south, and I hardly ever see snow. After hearing what you've said, it feels like I'm flying to Urumqi right now to see snow."
"Yes, and roasted lamb, the freshest roasted lamb."
Upon seeing the fan's comment, Fatty Guo couldn't help but burst into laughter: "Really? The snow scenery in Urumqi in winter is indeed very beautiful. Enjoying a delicious roasted lamb at home, fresh and juicy, is truly a supreme enjoyment. I'll also tell you a secret: there are a lot of beautiful women there, and they have a very exotic charm. Those of you who don't have girlfriends yet should consider going for a visit; maybe you'll find a beauty to marry after the New Year!"
Guo Pangzi's words elicited a chorus of howls from the live stream audience. Everyone was clamoring to go to Urumqi for a trip after the holidays, to see the snow, eat roasted mutton, and see the most exotic beauties. The live stream chat was flooded with comments, and the traffic kept rising, attracting a large wave of curious netizens to come and watch.
The beautiful women in the live stream were also having some wild thoughts, wanting to invite a few friends over for a trip, hoping to maybe even have a romantic encounter. Who doesn't like beautiful things? Especially something as desirable as love!
Guo Pangzi watched the live stream's popularity soar and was overjoyed. He suppressed his laughter and continued along the lines of the netizens' topics, "Besides roasted mutton, Xinjiang also has fruits that are famous throughout China. There are so many kinds, like raisins, cantaloupes, grapes, red dates, apples, fragrant pears, and so on. Just talking about them makes my mouth water and makes me yearn for them!"
Fatty Guo wiped a mouthful of non-existent drool. "Of course, there are also many fascinating tourist destinations in Western Xinjiang, great places to broaden one's horizons and cleanse one's soul."
Just then, the assistant handed Guo Fan a note from a blind spot in the camera's view. Guo Fan glanced at it and was overjoyed. He took the note from his assistant and said, "Guys, this is information my assistant just got. Yang Shen's mentor admitted in class that Yang Shen had accompanied his mentor to his home. And the mentor's home is located at the terminus of Urumqi Bus Route 2, on the eighth floor, right at one of the bus stops. Guys, Yang Shen is advertising for the city of Urumqi, don't you guys think? I think Urumqi should give Yang Shen a city ambassador, haha, just my personal opinion. After listening to this song, does anyone want to travel here? To be honest, I do, haha, I also want to meet a beautiful woman, hahaha..."
Guo Fan's words caused a burst of laughter in the live broadcast room. "Fatty Guo, who gave you the courage? Look at yourself. You'd be perfect as a sofa cushion if you lay down straight. You'd be warm and bouncy."
"Yeah, yeah, making it into a sofa cushion won't work either, it's too greasy. Let's make it into a specimen against the wall, that way I won't look so fat, even though I weigh 180 pounds!"
"You guys, I, a fat guy weighing 160 pounds, haven't even spoken yet. Although I'm only 1.6 meters tall, compared to you, I'm still a skinny guy. The revolution is not yet successful, comrades, we still need to work hard!"
"Uh, please, everyone upstairs, stop talking! I'm eating, and you disgusting people have ruined my good mood. If you, a 1.6-meter-tall round ball, rolled around in the snowy mountains of Xinjiang, you might even contribute a little to the Chinese national football team!"
Many people who were unfamiliar with the topic were puzzled, wondering, "How did this involve the Chinese national football team?"
Guo Fan reacted immediately and laughed, "Everyone, imagine if the Chinese football team got used to kicking a 160-pound snowball. The goalkeeper could kick it and shoot with one kick. Just think about the power, wow, it's practically unstoppable, hahaha!"
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