65. Chapter 65: Bird Poops



"A car will crush you to death, water will drown you, a donkey will kick you to death, a dog will bite you to death, and in Chapter 65, a bird will peck you to death..."

Su Chengyi cursed louder and louder.

"The sky will rain fire and burn you to death, and an earthquake will collapse a pit and bury you..."

If he hadn't been in the prison van, slapping his thighs, poking Gu Tai's face with his fat fingers, jumping up and down and cursing, this scene would have suddenly appeared in Su Mibao's mind for some reason.

The more her father scolded her, the more excited he became, spitting all over the dog, which frightened the dog.

Seeing that Gu Tai's face turned completely black, Su Mibao became really anxious.

The Dog Emperor, please come quickly and deliver the imperial edict. If you don’t come, my father will be eaten by a dog.

Su Mibao was extremely anxious. He looked towards the gate of the Ministry of Justice with his big round eyes. He looked at the sky and then at the ground.

The morning light is just beginning to appear, and the sky is full of rosy clouds in the east...

Hey, why does this glow look wrong?

Before Sumibao could figure it out.

Boom!

There was a muffled sound that shook the earth and mountains.

Ah——wawa——ga ga——

Waves of bird calls and animal cries came from the east, and then people watched as dark clouds slowly rose from the eastern sky...

"What is that?"

"It was raining heavily in the second half of last night, and there were similar noises."

"Why is the sky in the east so red?"

"Ah, those are not black clouds, they are birds, lots and lots of birds."

"Isn't the place with lots of birds in Dongshan the imperial mausoleum?"

"Could it be that the noise just now came from the Imperial Mausoleum?"

The officers and prisoners in the courtyard were talking quietly...

[What red clouds? Aren’t those earthquake clouds? ]

ah--

Sumibao cried out, "Oh no, the earthquake is not coming early, is it?" The earthquake cloud, the noise just now, and the birds flying, these are clearly the precursors of an earthquake.

You know, there will be some strange things before an earthquake in many places. For example, the sky turns red, birds fly around, ants move, frogs cross the road, mice run around...

"Ah, rat—"

The prisoners suddenly became a commotion, and everyone was surprised to find that the mice were running around wildly in the yard as if they were being chased by something terrible.

"Release the dogs!"

Gu Tai looked at these strange things, a hint of doubt flashing in his eyes.

Last night, he was burned black by the palace lanterns in the palace, and he submitted a petition for leave early this morning. Otherwise, he would not have appeared here so early in the morning.

But now that something strange has happened in the capital, the emperor will definitely summon him to the palace to discuss matters. He doesn't have time to stay here.

It’s bad. I can’t let the dog bite my dad.

In a hurry, Sumibao called out to the rabbit who was playing dead above him, "Rabbit, find a way to stop the dog and don't let it bite my dad."

"Master, do you think I'm a dog? You asked me to stop the dog. But I'm a rabbit. If I send it up, it will be an extra dish."

The rabbit was chirping on Sumibao's head.

"Who told you to go? Come on, think of a way, use your strength to make——"

Su Mibao looked at the increasing number of birds in the sky, and suddenly an idea came to him. "Rabbit, can you make all those birds fly over? Let them peck at Gu Tai and the people he brought, as well as the dog. Yes, release some bees to sting the dog and Gu Tai."

"I can, but if I do that, I will—"

There is no time left, Sumibao immediately interrupted the rabbit,

Sumibao didn't want to listen to the rabbit's nagging. The rabbit was just a bunch of idiots, and didn't say much truth. She was too lazy to listen.

Even if something really happens, that will be a matter for the future. Let's get through this difficult time first.

If she doesn't save him, her father will be eaten by a dog.

"Ah—bird—"

"Oh, no, it's a bee—don't come near—"

Woof woof woof——

First, a swarm of bees buzzed in and chased the Zhaoweis, stinging them repeatedly. The dog was also covered with bees. The dog barked and swung its tail wildly, but it had no choice but to fight off the bees.

Gu Tai reacted quickly. Seeing the bee flying towards him, he lifted up his cloak and covered his head and face.

"Call the birds over, and ask the eagle to take away Gu Tai's cloak."

Su Mibao watched Zhao Wei's dogs running and jumping around, and happily called out "rabbit". "Hurry up and take away Gu Tai's cloak. How could that bad guy hide away?"

"Ah, don't come over here, there are so many birds. Don't peck me. Ah - shit -"

The Zhaoweis screamed.

No matter how strong their kung fu skills were, they couldn't withstand so many birds flying towards them.

All kinds of birds flew over like dark clouds, fluttering and pecking at them.

As they ran, they stepped on their uncle who was running around, and he fell down with a thump. The scene was in chaos.

The prisoners dared not move or run, fearing that if they ran they would run into the police. Not only would the police beat them, but if they caught them to block the bees, it would be terrible. So when the bees and birds came, the prisoners quickly squatted down and gathered together. The women and children hugged their heads and hid under the men's wooden shackles. Everyone stamped their feet together to drive away the birds.

The mice couldn't get close to them, and the bees didn't seem to like their smell and didn't sting them. (Hehe, it was actually the rabbits who did it) "Ah - don't come over here, I'll kill you, you beast!"

A huge eagle stretched out its sharp claws and snatched away the cloak that Gu Tai was wearing. More birds flew over and pooped on his body and face, scratching, pecking, and scratching him.

In full view of everyone, Gu Tai's hat fell off, his hair was gone, his eyebrows were gone, his beard was gone...

Ah, how come General Gu turned into a round egg in the blink of an eye?

And it’s a round egg covered with bird shit! Hahaha——

Su Mibao finally couldn't help laughing out loud.

She had forgotten about it.

Last night, she set fire to Gu Tai in the palace. Gu Tai's eyebrows, beard and hair were all burned off, and his entire head became a bald egg without a single hair.

"Archer!"

Gu Tai’s roar rang out.

Is Gu Tai going to shoot these birds to death? "Rabbit, make the birds scatter. Hurry up--"

Everything is subject to fate. Sumibao didn't want to see the little birds being shot to death just after they helped her a lot.

Yayaya——

The unpleasant cries of crows sounded like an order from the sky. The bees buzzed upwards, the birds also flew upwards, and the mice ran away.

The whole compound was in a mess and dead silence.

Gu Tai opened his bloodshot eyes and looked at the dead mice and bird droppings in the yard, as well as the big wolfdog lying motionless on the ground not far away.

Is this a poisonous bee?

I felt an intense itching sensation on my face where the bee had stung me.

[Kill them all, not a single member of the Su family should be left alive]

[You can't kill them here, kill them after you leave the city]

[I will never let the Su family go. I will make them die miserably, one by one]

Listening to Gu Tai's gnashing of teeth, Su Mibao's heart began to pound.

(End of this chapter)


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