The Empress Dowager had a plan: her eldest grandson liked farming and was a simple-minded person.
After Uncle Gu carried the person to the Prefectural Governor's Office, the old lady suddenly said, "I remember where my home is. Can you carry me back?"
The Gu family members: "?"
Uncle Gu: "Grandma, I see you have some money on you. How about we hire a carriage for you and take you back? It's not difficult for me to carry you; you don't even weigh as much as a bundle of firewood. But carrying you will take up too much time. I only arrived in the capital yesterday and haven't even had a chance to look around yet!"
Empress Dowager: "Good!"
Yes, my eldest grandson is just simple-minded, not stupid.
The old lady didn't need the carriage to be driven home; she went home by herself.
Uncle Gu, who did a good deed as soon as he arrived in Beijing, well, I get along quite well with Beijing. Time to go shopping!
As the group passed by a restaurant, a can suddenly flew down from the second floor, narrowly missing Uncle Gu on the head.
Uncle Gu was so frightened that he reached out his hands to protect the children.
"Ah! My marshal! My marshal!" A head popped out from the second floor, shouting in terror.
Gu Hui and Gu Xin recognized him as Prince Kang. His family were all playboys in the capital. Prince Kang's hobbies included cricket fighting, cockfighting, raising birds, growing flowers, and fishing.
Before the Gu family could react, Prince Kang ran downstairs.
Prince Kang pointed at Uncle Gu: "You, you, you, lift your foot!"
Uncle Gu felt bewildered and stood still.
Prince Kang hugged Uncle Gu's leg and exclaimed, "My marshal!"
Uncle Gu: "Hey, are you out of your mind? You almost hit me with that can you threw, and you're crying to me?"
No matter how hard Prince Kang pulled, he couldn't budge Uncle Gu's leg.
Uncle Gu laughed: "Why are you messing with my leg? It's like I stepped on your son."
King Kang pointed at Uncle Gu: "You, you murderer! You're the one who trampled my son to death."
Uncle Gu lifted his foot himself; well, there was a cricket under his foot, and he lifted the cricket up.
King Kang was even more grief-stricken: "Guards, bring this murderer to me..."
Uncle Gu immediately put his arm around Prince Kang's shoulder: "Brother, are you serious? I can't call you a murderer, I'm just a cricket killer! By the way, you call yourself 'this king,' your surname is Ye, so you're the emperor?"
King Kang shoved Uncle Gu aside: "You scoundrel! You killed my marshal, and you still want to call me brother? You're dreaming! I'm going to sue you!"
Uncle Gu pulled the man closer again: "Hey, what are you complaining about! Don't be so hostile! Let me tell you, I've been playing with crickets since I was three, until I was twenty-three. After that, I was invincible, so it got boring. As for you, Marshal, I just look at your height and your appearance, and I know you're not good enough!"
King Kang: "You're no match for me! My marshal, that's one of the best crickets in the capital."
Uncle Gu: "You yourself said there was still a chance of being number two! Mine, that's number one, definitely not number two. Look, you almost smashed my head, almost caused my child to lose his father at a young age. Considering I stomped your cricket son to death, let's call it even. As a cricket fighting expert, I understand your suffering. Your Highness, but you were fighting crickets, and the jar and cricket were thrown away. Doesn't that mean they bullied you? Shouldn't you be looking for the person who threw your things? Why are you angry with me?"
Before King Kang could reply, Uncle Gu continued, "When examining a cricket, we need to look at its teeth, and then at its..."
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