"The matchmaker took my mother-in-law and sister-in-law to meet someone, and I went along. I saw that my sister-in-law was quite satisfied with the man, so I secretly put my mother-in-law's smelly socks, the kind that hadn't been washed for half a month, into her purse. Oh my, you wouldn't believe the scene! The young man looked like he'd eaten poop, and his mother looked disgusted too. The matchmaker ran away because of the stench! Hahahaha..." Aunt Gu burst into laughter again.
"As for my brother-in-law, he's even more outrageous! In broad daylight, in the rice shop at home, he harassed a girl! I happened to see it, so I immediately bolted the door, chased him halfway down the street, caught him, and gave him a good beating! And even so, my mother-in-law is going to report me to the government! When your third aunt's husband found out, all three of them—mother and son—are saying all sorts of bad things about me, and even saying they want to divorce me! Are you kidding me? I saw my father-in-law off in his old age and gave birth to a son for their family. Does he dare to say he wants to divorce me? If they want to divorce me, the old man will be the first to jump out of the ground and stop them!"
"Your whole family acts all high and mighty just because your third brother is a scholar. Do scholars think they're so great? Don't scholars eat? Don't scholars poop? They're just like most people! They rushed to my house to ask for my hand in marriage, and after I married them, they made things difficult for me in every way! Bah! If it weren't for the fact that their scholar son is so handsome, would I even want to marry him?"
Aunt Gu speaks without any restraint.
Cai Xiaolian: This sister-in-law is much more difficult to deal with than the scholar's sister-in-law!
Gu Nian: I want to learn from my third aunt. I'll marry someone who's good-looking. If I encounter something upsetting, just looking at his face can calm me down.
Gu Xin: Wow! Third Aunt is amazing!
"Da Ya, Er Ya..."
“Auntie, call us Niannian and Xinxin! It’s hard to distinguish between Daya and Erya. Sister Huihui and Sister Sisi are also Daya and Erya!” Gu Nian quickly interrupted. She couldn’t let her aunt bring back the way she had finally corrected the way of addressing them.
It's not that the name is bad, but the main thing is that if you shout "Da Ya Er Ya" at the village entrance, a bunch of little girls will appear in no time.
“It’s alright, they are the eldest daughter and the second daughter of the first branch. Your second daughter is the eldest daughter and the second daughter. If your fourth uncle has two more daughters in the future, then they will be the eldest daughter and the second daughter of the fourth branch!” Aunt Gu waved her hand, looking just like her eldest uncle.
Gu Nian: No wonder they're siblings born of the same mother, their thought processes are so similar.
"Second sister-in-law, Niannian is this age, have you found her a good match yet? That brat doesn't understand anything, she's always being fooled by that brat Zhang Yunyun! Can't you and second brother pay a little more attention? When she was learning embroidery from me, she was quite clever, but I don't know how she got fooled by that stupid Zhang Yunyun! If this continues, she'll just have a pretty face and a brain full of mush! Our Gu family shouldn't have such a fool!" Gu Sangu was interrupted by Gu Nian and forgot what she was going to say, and started talking to Cai Xiaolian about Gu Nian's marriage.
You brat, you stupid girl, you idiot!
Forehead……
How did Grandma Gu, who is taciturn and calm, and Grandpa Gu, who is kind, gentle and harmless, manage to raise such a daughter?
The gene mutation is quite serious!
Gu Nian sighed, silently complaining to herself.
Gu Xin listened attentively with her big eyes blinking, and even thought that many of the things her aunt said made a lot of sense. How come she had never noticed them before?
I guess I was too stupid before, but now I eat a jade bead every day and I've become smarter.
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