Chapter 213 Today's news is crazy



Fine, then he'll go feed the pigs. After preparing the pig feed, he went to the pigpen and found his white-bearded father squatting in the pigpen, rummaging through the pigs.

"Dad, what are you doing?"

After Wang Er finished asking his question, his father turned around and was startled.

His father's face was covered in wrinkles, with two large dark circles under his eyes, and his eyes were lifeless. He looked like he was possessed.

"Oh, I can't sleep, so I'm catching fleas for the pigs."

His father spoke weakly. Wang Er looked at the pig, which was usually dark but was now spotless white, and asked in utter confusion, "Dad, you didn't wash our pig, did you?"

His father sighed, "I can't sleep."

After saying that, she looked at Wang Er and asked expectantly, "Erwazi, did you hear the Thunder God catching ghosts last night?"

Last night, he got up to use the restroom in the middle of the night and suddenly heard a sound that startled him. It sounded like something saying, "You all must surrender!"

The sound was so loud and far-reaching that the old man immediately knelt down and kowtowed in the direction of the sound.

After the sound stopped, he couldn't sleep at all. He was so excited that he even took out an incense burner and prayed in the courtyard.

"Did you cook that meal? Did you sweep the yard?"

Although Wang Er asked the question aloud, he was already almost certain in his heart.

The old man nodded and pointed to the other side. Wang Er looked over and exclaimed, "Wow! There's a row of clothes and bedding!"

"I even took apart the clothes and bedding to wash them."

Wang Er's lips twitched. However, he had heard that sound yesterday too. He thought it was a dream, so he turned over and went back to sleep. He didn't expect that his father had heard it as well!

Almost all the residents near the city gate heard the sound in the middle of the night. They were all puzzled at first, but after Wang's father, who had gone out to gossip after dinner, told them, they suddenly realized that it was the Thunder God catching ghosts!

Meanwhile, Chuanwen from the Changxing Marquis's residence went into seclusion.

Having already eaten breakfast, she planned to go out and have some fun, but was told by Marquis Changxing that the emperor had sent someone to move the stereo away last night and it hadn't been returned; it should be in the palace now.

In other words, she worked hard to create something fun, but the equipment was taken away after only one day of square dancing.

Chuanwen was so angry that she smiled, which scared Marquis Changxing and the others so much that they quickly ran away. It wasn't that they were afraid of her going crazy.

But Chuanwen didn't crawl in a dark and twisted way as they imagined; instead, he was philosophical about it, thinking, "It doesn't matter, I have Sister Yu!"

The Marquis of Changxing and the others, who were hiding in the corner watching Chuanwen, looked at each other with the same worry on their faces. What was Wen girl going to do?

Chuanwen ran out to chase after Chuanyu, who had just finished eating and was heading to the girls' school. The others exchanged glances and, without saying a word, quietly followed behind.

Although it's unlikely that Chuanwen would pounce on Chuanyu and bite her, they were still afraid that the two would get into a fight because of the plot.

Chuanwen caught up with Chuanyu at the gate, who was about to get into the carriage. However, she first rolled her eyes at Xu Wuyou beside the carriage and said sarcastically, "Oh, another chance encounter?"

Xu Wuyou almost coughed from her yin-yang slur. Why did Chuanwen seem so crazy today?

Then I heard Chuanwen cursing him in his heart, [Pah! What kind of fate allows us to bump into each other every day? He can't even come up with an excuse, he just wants to see my Sister Yu a few more times! My god, this stench of love is worse than my dad's stinky feet!]

Chuanrui, who was hiding in the back, was a little embarrassed. Well, he's been washing his feet every day lately, so they don't smell.

Xu Wuyou was speechless after being scolded, coughing and blushing a little. The main reason was that he knew Yu'er might encounter some bad things after the script was updated, such as being tricked by Wen Xue and almost getting hurt, so he was worried and that's why he escorted Yu'er every day under the pretense of chance encounters.

Xu Wuyou glanced at Wen Xue behind Chuanwen, and then received a big eye roll from Wen Xue. In Chuanwen's script, this guy was the one who severed her tendons and threw her to the bandits. Although the incident hadn't happened yet, this grudge had already been formed!

"Wen-meimei, what's wrong? Is something the matter?"

Chuan Yu couldn't hear Chuan Wen's true feelings and felt a little embarrassed by Chuan Wen's sarcastic remarks, so she quickly changed the subject.

Chuanwen's expressions changed effortlessly. One second he was a Yin-Yang Master, and the next he pouted, tears welling up in his eyes. His aggrieved look made Chuanyu feel sorry for him.

"Sister Yu, I want a sound system, and I also want to do square dancing."

Chuan Yu was unaware that Chuan Wen's stereo had been confiscated by the emperor, and asked in bewilderment, "Didn't you already have one?"

It would have been better if he hadn't said anything, because once he did, Chuanwen felt even more aggrieved: "The emperor snatched it away from me."

In the eyes of a law-abiding person, Chuanwen's words were somewhat disrespectful. Chuanyu nervously looked around. Fortunately, there were no outsiders. The only outsider was Wenxue.

Wen Xue smiled in response to Chuan Yu's tense and worried expression. She wouldn't report him to the emperor, and even if she did, the emperor wouldn't do anything to Chuan Yu. Compared to calling the emperor bald, saying "steal" probably wouldn't even cause the emperor a ripple. The emperor might even be secretly pleased that he had taken Chuan Yu's things.

"Wen-meimei, how can you be so disrespectful? You can't talk like that anymore."

Chuanyu instructed Chuanwen and promised to make her another one. Although she hadn't made one yet, she could only do her best to make her sister happy.

After seeing Chuanyu off, Chuanwen suddenly realized that his sister Yu was a bit of a siscon. A smile immediately appeared on his lips. [How about I win over Yu and make Xu Wuyou step aside? Haha! That way, it'll be a two-female-lead, no-male-lead story!]

Chuanwen suddenly seemed to have discovered a new world: "If my sister Yu is destined to be the female lead, then as long as I win her over and turn the male and female leads into two female leads, then no matter how the script changes, I won't be assigned the role of the villainous female supporting character! My god! So that's how the script works!"

Chuanwen was still marveling, but the people who were eavesdropping on her thoughts didn't understand what she meant. What was this about two female leads?

Then Chuanwen stroked his chin thoughtfully, genuinely considering the possibility of this. [However, putting aside whether my sister Yu can like women, what if Er Gou comes back from a business trip and finds his wife has run off with someone else, and with another woman at that? Wouldn't he be devastated?]

Cough cough cough!

The Changxing Marquis and his companions, who were hiding, were stunned by Chuanwen's idea. So this was a dual-female-lead story!

Hearing the commotion, Chuanwen turned around and saw several people skewered behind a pillar in the corridor like a string of candied hawthorns. He frowned, puzzled, "What are these guys doing? Their combined age is over a hundred, and they're still so unreliable!"

The few people who were looked down upon twitched at the corners of their mouths, tears streaming down their faces. Who was the unreliable one?

Chuanwen lost interest in those unreliable people and turned back to stare at the carriage that Chuanyu had left, but found Xu Wuyou, who was riding a horse next to the carriage, climbing onto the horse.

Did this thing just fall down?

She glanced at the flat, bluestone street and scoffed, "You can fall off a horse even on flat ground, and this guy calls himself a young general?"

Xu Wuyou: I...

Is it his fault? The unannounced message from the battlefield, delivered without a trace, caught everyone off guard and made one want to punch someone!

Are you alright?

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